So, this was left on my doorstep, two days ago.
I have so many questions about whomever who left it.
Did they know I'm an atheist?
If so, how? I don't talk to people here.
Do they know I'm white?
The contents of that publication is skewed toward black people, and highly favorable toward islam.
My door was the only one it was in front of.
Granted, my neighbors could have already brought their copies inside.
My only real problem is that I don't have any birdcages to line, or fish to wrap.
Have a great weekend!
P.S. Sorry it's sideways.
News papers are great for washing windows after a few months (so the ink dries). May landlady in Bosnia never used anything else to wipe off the windex to clean the window.
Thanks for the tip.
It'll end up having some practical use.
Great for car windows too.
They're also good weed barriers when laying mulch around your plants.
Stop riding around the neighborhood on a broomstick?
My guess is that it was placed there by someone that know you.
The distributors of that publication don't go around dropping that off at doors.
Someone is pranking you
Epic fail on their part.
All I did was laugh.
My grandniece and her bf were here, and they got a huge laugh out of it.
Wow, aren’t you the lucky one! At least we are all going down together, the entire Western Civilization!
Looks like you didn't answer the door when The Nation of Islam came by to indoctrinate you. Good call!
No one knocked.