Blountstown, Florida – Lifelong resident and Florida man Nathan Bedford Forrest IV married his King James Bible in a small ceremony earlier today.
The ceremony was held in the Chateau de Schlitz function room at the Pig and Whistle Bar on Route 20. Pastor Nathan Bedford Forrest III officiated the event. ...
Onlysky media is a satire site.
They do have a lot of legitimate religious news stories. I did list this particular story under the "silly, random & fun" category.
At least they are on the same page. Although some pages, may get sticky.
Nuns marry Jesus.
At least that's an invisible man!
@Barnie2years Yup
I thought the Christians only allowed marriage between a man and a woman? Now they are allowed to marry a book? What’s next, their dog? Their house or car?
No. You don't get it. The rules only apply to everybody else, but not ever to themselves....