Cardinal George Pell dies in Rome aged 81 after hip surgery; former Vatican finances chief was Australia's top-ranking Catholic
I'm inconsolable with grief. How can I get through the rest of the day. Oh no wait, that's Tony Abbott.
Pell once told Richard Dawkins and an audience that he thought we evolved from Neanderthals. In his case I think that was about right.
No Neanderthals were way smarter than that.
Almost enough to make you wish there was actually a Hell