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LINK Chinese spy balloon could collect intelligence signals, US says

I'm sorry. I just can not get too alarmed after getting a glimpse of that oooooooh soooooooo scary "spy balloon" from a China that was shot down.

It was apparently as follows: The Pentagon flew high-altitude U-2 spy planes to examine the gear dangling from the 200-foot balloon and found that it had the ability to conduct "signals intelligence collection operations," a State Department spokesperson said in a statement.2 days ago

I don't know about anyone else, but below is a picture of said Chinese balloon alongside pictures of American drones.

Personally, I'm just gonna keep on fearing Americans. They do seem a little more current for their spying capabilities. I mean, little Hinderberg-like-balloons or tiny remote control Top Guns with AI Tom Cruises Marvericking all around the globe. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

I think they should just let their balloons fly. Maybe they'll get to watch the FBI raid Obama's She-Shed from above. They could maybe set up a Pay-Per-View. I'd pay 99ยฅ to watch Michelle's She Shed Meets The FBI via Chinese Spy Balloon. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง–๐Ÿง–โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคนโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™€๏ธ

#Americans
#so
#absurd