In a way, I do notice the end times creeping near and how more our system will fail. (There is no hope for humanity).

I received a little booklet through the mail about 30 years ago entitled "88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Be in 1988", written by a former NASA engineer, no less. Look up 'Edgar C. Whisenant' on Wikipedia, it's quite a story.

They told me the same thing 2 years ago.

I bet it doesn't happen.

Maybe the rapture will come in the form of climate change!?

All kidding aside, how many times in history has the rapture been predicted and that time has come and past without incident?

Jesus supposedly continually said that the world was ending. "Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened." He was wrong.
JWs have prophesied the end in 914,1925 and 1975 among other dates. Wrong.
Harold Camping had a couple fail in 2011. Wrong
Hell Pat Robertson gave it a go saying 2007 would do us in. Wrong, but:

These people wouldn't get attention if they let you sleep in.

The thing these Bible beaters don't understand is that the Rapture already happened. That's why I an entire civilization in South America vanished. They were taken offworld and now the new religions are trying to fool people into believing it will happen again

I don't knock on their doors talking about sex and drugs or asking them to become none believers

"NOTICE: If you are a JW and you ring this doorbell, you will suffer eternal Hellfire and damnation.. Just sayin'" -- God

My little doggie, Nora, and myself are both enraptured when we go on a bike ride to the Little Red Lighthouse and climb the rocks down to the Hudson. We don't have to wait five years for that. Don't postpone joy, folks!

We should do this to freak them out.

They're a pain aren't they?
We just had a pair of JW's here a couple of days ago. They knock on the door, then the dogs lose their flippin' minds for about 15 minutes after the troublemakers have been sent away.
They're a public nuisance.

If I experience that, I would be tempted to say, "Ain't no rapture nowhere, nohow, now or ever"-- and close the door.
I did have a couple of them recently to come to the door and ask if they could come in. I simply answered, "No." and closed the door.

Ask them how they figured this timing out, given that previous predictions came and went without incident, especially considering that the Bible specifically states that none but God the Father — not even the Son of Man — know when the end times will come. (Matthew 24:36) Then don't wait for an answer; just close the door on them and go back to bed, letting them stew over the contradiction of their claim.

Ask them if they have a mortgage or car payment longer than five years.