LOL...'Space Cadet' immediately drew me back mentally to the only arcade game I was ever any good at as a kid, 'Space Ace' (that was the level I played at, of three options)...anyone recall this game? (sorry to get off topic...for the record, Trump is an idiot, I despise his stupid ass...but I digress for this unscheduled trip down memory lane, if you will allow me...

This was one of the Don Bluth animated games, like Dragon's Lair...I loved it so much I did a Family Guy version for fun...
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Finally, a branch of the military I could join and not go against my non-religious beliefs and morals.

I would be a colonel !

I heard he requested a new Air Force One. Lets cammouflage the next Space Shuttle as the new improved and luxurious air force one and launch his stupid ass on space, the whole family can go.

Great idea! Tim Allen and Sigourney Weaver will stir things up at the Pentagon.

Enlist Roger Ramjet.

Oh no, the Rethuglicans are putting the screws to NASA, but they love to play soldier, especially when it doesn't involve the lives of any of their family members. And I am sure he has watched way too many episodes of Star Wars and Star Trek, which he tends to confuse with reality. ??