I'm curious: does anyone have any special phrases they use in place of exclamations like "thank God" or "Lord have mercy" or "Jesus Christ"? Occasionally, I'll say something like "thank the cosmos" or "the cosmos willing", but they just don't feel emphatic enough.
There's a running joke between a friend and I. It's a long story but we use the expression "holy Christ in a handbag".
Replace god with goodness. For the rest I have a sailors mouth. I'll say things like holy Shit or Geeze instead of the religious quotes. I also never say bless you but rather gazoundteit (Idk how to spell it), salud, salute, kihe, prosit which are all variations of wishing good health to people.
I rather like Holey Fuckamoley. It is my go to phrase
I am so stealing that. ?
@ElSuperbeasto Thank you!
Better than "fuck a moley holey." ?
@resserts good one
Jesus Christ = Cheese and Rice
In the army when 1st Sargeant walked in, and i was the first to see, requiring me to call "At Ease!" I always shouted "Mayonnaise!". If you've ever heard at ease yelled out in the army, they're virtually undistinguishable or at least with my southern accent it was.