I had someone named Jesus assist me at the store today. He said nothing about loving me. But, I could say I spoke to Jesus today.

I just stay civil. And smile back and say he “yeah I know and he said he can’t stand you.”

Means nothing.

All these religious crazies that feel they have to impress thier nonsense on other people...UGH! ?
Roll my eyes and move on. Doesn’t mean a thing.

It means no one loves me. It is an insult! (Just joking)

Or, if I was attracted to men, I might respond with, "do you have a photo of him or his phone number?"

It's like ' I'm Batman' . No meaning in real life whatsoever.

I say "I'm sorry that happened to you, I hope you get well soon" and depending on how well I know the person "if you need to talk to someone about it, I'm here for you"

I've run into that crap all my life. I recently had it out with a former friend because she said that what I said wasn't very Christian. I told her I'm sorry, I never claimed to be a Christian. She claimed that I told her that I was a Christian when we first met. I have never claimed to be a Christian. She wanted me to be who she wanted me to be.

i know if i love (not just love!) a dead person that's necrophilia. what is it if i believe a dead person loves ME?

you know, if jesus REALLY loved me, he'd email me once in a while.

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Haven't heard from him so I don't think he loves me but that is fine since we never met.

It simply means that person saying it, is saying it. They are saying it most likely because they were taught to say it. And they want you to believe it too, because it reaffirms their own belief by blocking cognitive dissonance and allowing them them the delusion of confirmation bias.

Why am I so special? He loves everyone doesn't he?

How can someone love you if they’ve been dead for 2,000 years, and that’s providing they even existed to start with. And even if they did exist it would only be as a man. That’s just something the brainwashed religous idiots say. Just let it go in one ear and out the other!

I agree
Most of them are brainwashed and havent even read there bible...

Jesus is your Shepard.

He looks after you until it’s slaughter time.

Recently I was intercepted by a old codger, my age mid 60s, and a somewhat retarded young woman in her 20s, pushing a new brand of religion: Jews for Jesus or something like that.
She: Jesus loves you.
Me: Who?
She: Jesus
Me: Oh... I like cheeses
She No ... Jeeeesus.
Me: What type: Roquefort, Reblochon . Are you asking me about my cheese eating habits?
She: don't you know Jesus?
Me: Is he a local? Try the information booth ... Pointing in the direction.
She was getting desperate ... So her old codger supervisor walked over to us ... I think she was under instruction.
The he started telling me that Jesus loves me?
Me: Is he male?
Old cadger: yes ... He ...
Me: sorry mate I am not into that sort of thing.
The scene lasted for about 10 and I even enjoyed the spiel

Who?

A 2000 year old dead Jewish carpenter wants to tell em that?

Unless they're talking about the guy who plays for Man C it means sweet FA, and if they are talking about him why would he?

Jesus loves me. I love you too, Jesus, but I'm not, like, in love with you. Let's just be friends. Besides, you like had this big, bitching party - The Last Supper. All your homeys were invited. But me. I didn't get an invite. I mean, really, dude, I thought you said you loved me.

That's like when people ask me if I know Jesus, and I then ask which one.... Jesus Garcia, Jesus Figueroa, Jesus Santamaria? Btw, your saying it wrong.... It's hay-soooooos!

It’s an excuse to keep believing in Christianity and give it all the credit Regardless of your hard work.

It is just another moronic belief by brainwashed victims that never question what is fed to them

It means I'm in trouble while showering in a mexican prison

Typically said by somebody who doesn't.