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PICK-UP LINES/INTRODUCTIONS
This is supposed to be somewhat of a dating site so: What pick-up lines/introductions worked for you? Which ones worked on you? If you have a really bad one go ahead and share but maybe focus on the ones that worked?

kmdskit3 8 Dec 13
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I'll usually say "Hi! How are you?" And / or give her an honest compliment on jewelry or clothing.

CS60 Level 7 Dec 14, 2017
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Intentionally bad pick up lines are the best! Somewhere, I have 1001 TESTED pick up lines and answers (I think we only got to 5 or 6 hundred) years ago...from raunchy to the absurd....I remember the last one, though:
Hi, my name is Johnny, and would you like to buy insurance for you life and family in this time of trials and tribulations? (You are hoping for a 'No' answer...I believe I got a 'Whaaaa?' or 'Huh?'😉 No, well, good, cuz I am not selling any, but I would like to know your name and buy you a drink.

I would like a joke if it made sense in the context of the encounter

I think pick up lines always imply leisure suits and finger pistols....and maybe, if they are particularly awesome 'pew pew pew' sound effects.

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None so far on this site-The one that worked on me resulting in a very unhealthy 10 year on/off relationship was "I work hard and play hard."

that's a like in 'sympathy'...

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I remember a time when I was a kid and my friends all had a bet. Who could do the worst pick up line.

We were swimming around the harbor near the beach recreation area. I saw a girl around my age floating around in an inflatable hoop/ring. I was about 20-30m away and I was a pretty frequent swimmer. So I took 3 quick inhale/exhales then took in a deep breath, swam down 3-5m and across in her direction. I'm about 6m below her now and I let out 90% of my air. I watch the bubbles go to the surface and then I resurface 3 meters away from her and I'm like "Hey there, you're so beautiful that you've left me breathless"

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Prettiest lady (in my mind) in this great big Honky Tonk, turns to me and says; "Do you come here often?" She has been my Lady for 27 years now.

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bumps/backs into me while wrapping up a story with, "...spherical chickens, of uniform density, in a vacuum. Oh, excuse me miss."

Big Bang Theory?

@kmdskit3 inspired by, but refined in engineering physics class

I think I may have to look that up. With that joke I feel a little like Penny. 🙂

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

godef Level 7 Dec 14, 2017
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None work on me. It's a turn-off to me.

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