I just tried this one "you look like someone Roy Moore would like"'v referring to her age.

When I lived in Dallas some time ago, the number 1 pick up line I heard at just about every club was “Dance with me, it’s my birthday.” .... looking back, it could have been the same guy each time....

Get your coat, you've pulled..

Your clothes would look amazing on my bedroom floor.....

I need a fag... You will do....

(I have heard all 3 used and shot down.)

Pick-up lines don't work with me.

I used this in a Honky Tonk, and it worked.

I read that the absolute worst, 1st thing to say to a lady is; "Would you like to dance?" And I'm trying to find out if that is true, so; "Would you like to dance?"

One my 2nd husband used to use all the time (and no, he didn't use it on me) was "One night with me and you'll throw rocks at all the other men".

Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet!

1. I'm rich.
2. I just got my new Rolex.
3. My vet is in the shop.
4. I got a unopened bottle at my house.
5. I just got my new 100 inch flat screen tv.
6. Oh... that's my wallet.
7. I bet your mom broke a lot of hearts.
8. I'm studying to be a doctor.
9. My house taxes went up again.
10. My neighbors are always throwing a party.
    There's my 10...lol.