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Ben: (In confession) Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I made out with a guy.

Priest: Ben, I know that's you. And who was this guy you made out with?

Ben: I cannot tell you, Father, his family is upstanding in the church.

Priest: Was it Seth Black?

Ben: I'm sorry Father, I cannot say.

Priest: Robbie Davis then?

Ben: Please Father, you know I could not share confidential information.

Priest: Dino DiMarco?

Ben: (Silence)

Priest: (Frustrated) You're being closed, and that's not repentant. I am going to have to ask you to step down from all church business for the rest of the year.

Ben: (Sighs and walks back to his pew.)

Friend: (Whispering) So what did you get?

Ben: The rest of the year off, and four solid leads.

Benthoven 8 Dec 19
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That was great

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Thanx, I needed that!

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Too funny. 😀

Betty Level 8 Dec 20, 2017
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Wait. Who is the fourth lead? I only counted three.

LOL Could be!

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LMFAO! Thanks! I needed that!

Oops! Typo.

Thank goodness!! I was doubting my limited math skills and reading comprehension!!! 😉

I can't edit it either... bummer.

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Patrick: I don't get it.

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Alrighty! Love is in the air... with a vacation!

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