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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I do not buy anything from door salesman, that includes religion.
Fluffykytten
Level 5
Dec 20, 2017
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I really like you guys...wish we could hang out somewhere ...
CeciRosane60
Level 7
Dec 20, 2017
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I haven't had a door knocker in years. That being said, I have in the last couple of weeks received unsolicited mail from people trying to convert me. Apparently, holy rollers in my area advocate buying mailing lists and doing it the lazy (and expensive) way.
kiramea
Level 7
Dec 20, 2017
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Lol...let's not forget the easy chair next to Jesus and the remote control for the reality show The Ones In Hell.
CeciRosane60
Level 7
Dec 20, 2017
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Lol... I was a big money giver at one church... I quit them for lack of their respect for me and every week one of the members came to my house and wanted me to pray with them....no thanks! Assholes
BucketlistBob
Level 8
Dec 20, 2017
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What else is he selling? Immortality? Sainthood?
sassygirl3869
Level 9
Dec 20, 2017
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All for the low, low price of your critical thinking skills. And, as a special thank you, we'll throw in a set of Ginsu knives at no cost to you.*
<small>*Offer doesn't include shipping and handling fees.</small>
resserts
Level 8
Dec 20, 2017
1
And batteries ????
@CeciRosane60, they're sold separately. Or you can get a salvation adaptor for your car. 
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