In the 1500,s the church used to offer a way to buy your way into heaven, but they stopped doing that back in the day. Now the pope has reintroduced this idea again that you can buy your way into the pearly gates. So I have an idea! If you can indeed buy your way into heaven, why not this...the pope could offer a two-for-one coupon on Tuesday's. Bring a dead friend day, as Sunday is so busy up there. There could be fine print on it: Good for lunch at Hitler's heavenly house for a BBQ with a BYOB ( bring your own bible). It has been rumoured that Hitler repented and is up there too.