BRILLIANT sketch!
Should be on everyone's Bucket List to go to Israel and see what its all about. Rent a car and head up to Tiberia, Copernicus, Nazareth and then back down to Hebron and farther south. When you check out the native population let me know how many home grown white people you find. I'm sure most of the Southern Christian Pastors and established Believers have never left Main Street.
This is fantastic!
As far as whether Jesus existed or not, there are many historian scholars who agree he did. I've since discovered "On The Historicity of Jesus: Why We Might Have Reason for Doubt" by Richard Carrier. Whether Jesus existed or not, it provides no evidence for whether a god exists, although many believe they are one and the same.
(And he wouldn't have been white.)