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MARKHAM – The election of Doug Ford as Ontario’s premier has become an inspiration for many young drug traffickers who now have the ambition to pursue public office one day.

Despite all the odds stacked in his favour – such as coming from a wealthy family, campaigning against an unpopular premier and being white – Ford pulled off a stunning victory with a majority government.

Hudson Tucker, a 22-year-old hash, cocaine and prescription drug dealer, has expressed interest in “running things” and sees himself one day at the top just like Ford.

“D-Man broke many barriers for people like me,” said Tucker from a vacant school parking lot. “He applied what he learned on the streets, like using Ontario Proud as his muscle to push around the other parties and hired his own journalists so the real ones wouldn’t be up in his shit. That’s like how I used Big Darryl to beat up that fucking narc and I never do direct deals myself.”

[thebeaverton.com]

Lukian 8 June 8
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This will end badly for all.

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My brother was a printer in Doug Ford Sr.s printing company on Birchmount at Ellesmere back in the 1970's and 80's, here would share stories of the Ford's screaming and yelling in the boardroom, often it would degenerate to fisticuffs, the older sister tended to get in the best shots according to what my brother saw. I was not surprised to hear that Doug Jr. was working hard to screw his brother Rob's widow and kids out of their fair share of the estate, a scum bag of the first order, from a long line of black hearts and villains.

Surfpirate Level 9 June 8, 2018