This is Tiger, he has been trying to be alpha, we have five other kitties, so far tonight he has deleted a page I have spent all day writing and when I turned to get what I was cooking for the next part of dinner he ate what I already had on the table. He has been bad kitty, but he is just so cute all I can do is ask if he is being bad as I pet him and tell him how cute he is.
It's all in the fine print of the contract...