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When the animals left the ark Noah blessed each couple by saying "go forth & multiply!" Two adder snakes looked at him and said "wtf".
A year later noah went round to see the fecundity of his effort & there beneath a rock he found many baby adders. Addressing the parents Noah said "I see that you found a way to multiply."
"Yeah" said daddy adder "we used log tables".
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