'Jesus knows the debauched gynecological explorations I'd lavish upon her, but alas, I can't take credit.

@Rossy92 who is he?
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@FrayedBear Jesus Fucking Christ: THE LEGEND! The Second Cumming Savior...That Jesus!...duh.

@Rossy92 no such person. A myth.

@FrayedBear I did say legend. I do believe he probably existed. But just that many of the farther fetched attributions are tall tales.

@Rossy92 did Father Xmas, the tooth fairy & Cinderella?

@FrayedBear That he didn't exist (even if only as a composite of several similar figures) you'll find is a minority opinion, even among non-believers.

@Rossy92 that's me "a minority of one".

@FrayedBear If only that would that be the case. Unfortunately, a fundamentalist type atheist perspective, which is nearly as worthy of derision as the theist version, is something I seem to see with increased frequency on this site.