So when I was a kid and forced to go the mormon church by my parents they were always telling the stories of the magic underwear saving peoples lives. Like the guy who fell in a vat of sulfuric acid and the only place he was burned is where his magic underwear didn't cover. Just one of the many fairy tales told to the flock. So the question is, why is it when I missionary gets killed doing his/her door to door sales they say "it was there time to go"? Why didn't their magic underwear save them??? Just a thought!
The one I heard was a guy who had molten copper spilled on him (someone who worked for the copper mining operation there on the west side of the valley). Thing is that non-Mormons who had similar accidents had something similar happen with their regular undershirts and shorts. It had something to do with the double layer of clothing or something.
I thought it was a car crash, not a vat of sulfuric acid. Sounds like it got more spectacular the more people told it.
I wondered as a very young girl, why that underwear didn't protect a devout woman in the branch from bowel cancer. I think I was around the age where I was just finding out what cancer was. She didn't survive.
Mormon big fish stories are so full of shit.
"the only place he was burned is where his magic underwear didn't cover." so basically everywhere important then?
Posted by LenHazell53One afternoon in The Sacred Grove
Posted by CManSo Very True
Posted by LenHazell53Anyone else know this?
Posted by CManQuestion: Why are the mormon$ allowed to build & operate ca$ino$ in residential neighborhoods? Answer: Because the house always wins!!!
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Posted by snytiger6Just as I thought...
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Posted by snytiger6The desert quadrillogy.
Posted by snytiger6An apt description.
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Posted by LenHazell53LDS opens new incontinent "men only" old folks rest home in SLC
Posted by LenHazell53Proof that Mormons really are special
Posted by LenHazell53And Why is President Nelson Scrooge McDuck evicting people at Christmas? To build yet another Temple in Utah that no one wants or needs. These bastards just get worse and worse [fox13now.com]
Posted by CManHappy conference weekend
Posted by LenHazell53Saw this on reddit, sums things up quite well I thought