Look, look, Brethren and sisteren, it was a case of, hang of er The angel used one of those flashy things from Men in black and it wore off??? No? Not buying that huh, Vulcan mind meld? Amnesia case the apostles were all hit ...on... the hea... even I'm not buying that one...... AHA GOT IT er sorry, I mean the still silent voice of the Holy Spirit has revealed to me the truth of the matter.... it was, it was ... (For Christ sake Dallin type faster on the auto-cue) it was MILK BEFORE MEAT (Good one) a simple case of Milk before Meat, you were not ready for the truth yet, but now, having grown so much in the Lord, you are, so we can tell you about the magic rock, oops sorry sacred stone.
So that clears that up...
Elder A. Ditherer Church department of pathetic excuses
My grandfather was part of building the temple in Cardston, Alberta. He came by wagon with family & many others from the US in 1887, or somewhere around then.
Posted by LenHazell53One afternoon in The Sacred Grove
Posted by CManSo Very True
Posted by LenHazell53Anyone else know this?
Posted by CManQuestion: Why are the mormon$ allowed to build & operate ca$ino$ in residential neighborhoods? Answer: Because the house always wins!!!
Posted by LenHazell53While mourning the deaths at Colorado Springs park to honor five people killed and 17 wounded in a weekend shooting at a gay nightclub.
Posted by snytiger6Just as I thought...
Posted by snytiger6LMAO... Help me Joseph Smith...
Posted by snytiger6The desert quadrillogy.
Posted by snytiger6An apt description.
Posted by snytiger6Missionary positions...
Posted by snytiger6Sadly, I was raised Mormon...
Posted by LenHazell53LDS opens new incontinent "men only" old folks rest home in SLC
Posted by LenHazell53Proof that Mormons really are special
Posted by LenHazell53And Why is President Nelson Scrooge McDuck evicting people at Christmas? To build yet another Temple in Utah that no one wants or needs. These bastards just get worse and worse [fox13now.com]
Posted by CManHappy conference weekend
Posted by LenHazell53Saw this on reddit, sums things up quite well I thought