It is that time of year again as LDS general conference approaches, all the old farts will be being taken out of their coffins, dusted down and taught to phonetically repeat their their platitudes.
I wonder if this year any matters of real import will be addressed?
Nah! I'm just joshing with you of course they won't.
Are you sure? Because I heard from my cousin's girlfriend whose uncle works for the guy in charge of welfare at the COB that there's supposed to be a really big announcement at GC this time.
Only for a given value of "really big".
To the LDS telling gay people their children can't be baptized until they turn 18 and renounce their parents was a "really big" announcement.
Unless Nelson is going to announce the total disbandment of the whole evil institution it won't be big enough for me.
@LenHazell53 It's a joke. So many times I've heard something similar from church members, only they are serious. Then they announce some slight change and the members all go nuts over it. I think they are just bored out of their skulls.
Posted by LenHazell53One afternoon in The Sacred Grove
Posted by CManSo Very True
Posted by LenHazell53Anyone else know this?
Posted by CManQuestion: Why are the mormon$ allowed to build & operate ca$ino$ in residential neighborhoods? Answer: Because the house always wins!!!
Posted by LenHazell53While mourning the deaths at Colorado Springs park to honor five people killed and 17 wounded in a weekend shooting at a gay nightclub.
Posted by snytiger6Just as I thought...
Posted by snytiger6LMAO... Help me Joseph Smith...
Posted by snytiger6The desert quadrillogy.
Posted by snytiger6An apt description.
Posted by snytiger6Missionary positions...
Posted by snytiger6Sadly, I was raised Mormon...
Posted by LenHazell53LDS opens new incontinent "men only" old folks rest home in SLC
Posted by LenHazell53Proof that Mormons really are special
Posted by LenHazell53And Why is President Nelson Scrooge McDuck evicting people at Christmas? To build yet another Temple in Utah that no one wants or needs. These bastards just get worse and worse [fox13now.com]
Posted by CManHappy conference weekend
Posted by LenHazell53Saw this on reddit, sums things up quite well I thought