Just heard a great new trick for getting rid of missionaries
you see them prowling the area
Open a Beer
they knock on the door
Answer politely
They ask if they may talk to you
Tell them you just have to lock up the dog, shove the ber in to one of their hands and ask them to hold it for a moment for you
Close door, pretend to mess with dog bog actually set up camera phone
Open door quickly snap pic of "sinful missionary"
Take back beer, tell them the pic is going straight to their mission president and on to facebook if you ever see them in the area again
Close door.
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Almost as good as answering the door in the nude.
Lilac-JadeCanada
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Aug 10, 2019
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Or in black hood with a goat on a lead?
@LenHazell53 Sounds good too.....hahahaha......
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