I've told them to come on around, but they better bring SWAT, the DEA, the FBI & the National Guard 'cause I ain't going down without a fight! I say if I set off the meth lab I have here it will blow a city block! I tell 'em I'm back-tracking the call & sending my MS13 cronies over to fuck them up! Those particular fellas don't tend to call back any time soon! LOL!
I keep get calls from people claiming to be tech support from various places, including Best Buy and even Microsoft.
My strategy is to play along for as long as I can to waste their time. Then I try to get them so mad and frustrated that they start swearing and calling me names.
... ... I need to get out more.
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.