If you talk to God, you're religious, if he talks back, you're delusional.
You'd think that the similarities would make people look twice
Most theists will tell you that God answers their prayers...just a step away from saying that God actually talks to them.
And some theists sincerely claim that they feel they have proof of god because he "spoke" to them.
When the JW's or Mormons used to knock on my door Sunday afternoon (if I answered) I would immediately ask them if they talked to God. When they invariably said "Yes", I would say in a very authoritative voice: "WELL TELL GOD THAT I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL!" and close the door.
knock on door
"Have you found Jesus?"
Yea, turns out he was under the couch, I called the police immediately