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Mar 15, 2018Mar 2018

A Tennessee couple — Cletus and Betty Sue were both bona fide red necks with nine children. They went to their doctor and asked to get Cletus fixed. The Doctor asked them why did they want to stop having children. Cletus explained he had herd on ...

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Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea

What religion is a dominant woman with a strap-on? A peggin'

God comes over to St Peter and says " Look, we are all backed up in admissions. The celestial computers are down and we are having to process them all by hand. So I don`t want anybody let in unless they have had a really bad day. " " It`s not ...

I went to a quarry the other day. I said to the guy that was there 'gosh thats a big rock', he said 'boulder', I said 'GOSH THATS A BIG ROCK'

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Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954

You must think I'm stupid

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Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954

Life cycle of the cicada

I got into an argument in the supermarket yesterday and this woman threw some cheddar at me. I said " That`s not very mature "

What's the speed of sex? 68, because you have to turn around at 69.

I was in a bar the other night and a salvation army woman came in selling the Warcry. So I asked her " Do you save wicked women? " " Yes we do " she replied. " Can you save one for me on Saturday please "

Islamic suicide bombers don't scare me, They will only get one go. But a Hindu suicide bomber, now that is a real threat

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Two muffins are in the oven. One says, “Boy, it’s getting hot in here.” The other one says, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both start drinking, and the giraffe is really pounding them down, one right after another. Finally it is so drunk it falls on the floor in a stupor. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, “Hey,...

A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds:...

A guys heart stops on the operating table. He dies and goes to hell. Its great, people are drinking and having sex all over the place. He thinks " I am going to like it here. " Then doctors shock him back to life and he recovers but he still ...

Two buffalos on the prairie. One says to the other " You are one sorry excuse for a buffalo. Look at you, you`re minging, your fur is all hanging down and as for the smell don`t get me started " Second buffalo says " I think I have just heard a ...

Another one from "Cheesy Jokes Group". Husband and wife are having a conversation. Wife: "?Since we got married, we don't go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore."? Husband: ...

The Physical An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man ...

I went for my annual checkup last week, and while on the table in my gown, the doc walks in, looking at some test results. He slides his glasses down his nose and says: "Well sir, it appears you need to stop masturbating." "Um, why is that?" I ...

My favorite beer joke - The CEOs of Budweiser, Coors, Killians, and Guiness walk into a bar and the bartender takes orders. The CEO of Budweiser says "I'll take a Bud Light. It's crisp, refreshing, and doesn't hurt the budget!" The bartender moves ...

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Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by LilAtheistLady

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know...

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Rob?’. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one ...

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one but then it takes the whole emergency room to get it back out

The other day my wife asked me, "Why do you go out on the balcony, when I start singing?" I thought about it a moment and said, "Because I don't want people to think I am beating you."

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