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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

New Job for the College Graduate A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But ...

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MarcIveson

A newlywed couple walk into a top hotel . The receptionist asks ' Do you have reservations ? ' The blushing bride replies ' Well I,m not so sure about anal'.

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Mar 1, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint. No one was injured but the sailors were marooned.

A cop pulled me over and said "have you been smoking pot? Your eyes are red." I answered "have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look glazed".

Jewish guilt. Mrs Finkelstein dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets her at the gates and welcomes her saying " Is there anyone here you would like to talk to? " Mrs Finkelstein says " Yes I would like to talk to the virgin Mary ". St Peter is ...

DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" ...

A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar. Well that`s what they would want you to believe

This is how it probably really happened...

At school, all the kids used to push me around and call me lazy. I loved that wheelchair

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

I was recently kicked out of a local weight watchers group for making fun of all the overweight people. I excepted this decision with huge Grace, as she was asked to leave as well

Two new members of a hunting lodge meet the oldest member. One says to the old man, "We'd like to hear one of your old hunting stories." The old man thought about it and then said, "Well, back in 1946, me and my buddies went big game hunting in ...

Gary Delaney: "I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out."

So I just spent $30 on a belt that doesn't fit. Huge waist.

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Jan 25, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Interviewer: “Tell us a little something about yourself…” Candidate: “I’d rather not, I really want this job.”

What cheese do you use to lure a grizzly? Camembert.

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Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia

It’s a bit too early for a tropical cyclone joke…. I’ll wait for everything to blow over first.

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Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Lawyer: "Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy's eyes?" Judge: "Yes, that's assault." Lawyer: "I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"

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Feb 23, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia

My elderly neighbour hates her new stairlift... She told me that it drives her up the wall.

People have accused me of bare-faced plagiarism. Their words, not mine.

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Mar 17, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

I want anarchy. Because my keyboard is missing one.

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Mar 26, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.

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