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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How Buzz Aldrin introduces himself... "Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon... Neil before me!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the town that legalised pot but banned alcohol? The residents were left high and dry.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I once bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 11, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets? It's riveting.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 16, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm not a huge fan of innuendos. But I do like to slip one in every now and then.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”... Stupid firemen.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 10, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 24, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday, I was in the kitchen planning dinner, and noticed that the clock had stopped. That really put me behind for my day, so today I decided that I'd better stop at the store for a AA battery. I found a clerk, and said "Please point me to where...
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Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Triphid
ONE of those Grand Designs entries that Kevin McCloud did NOT show us on his t.v. series....LOL
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 11, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My landlord says he needs to visit to talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My door is always open”.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments. It left me baroque.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 15, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I work at a shop that was burgled. An investigating officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He didn't seem pleased when I answered: "Kindergarten."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I wanted to be a Buddhist monk, but I never got the chants.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 11, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
One week into my new job at the bicycle factory, & already they've made me the spokesperson.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 13, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My fear of moving stairs escalates.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 21, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 27, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Somebody drove past me on a tractor yelling "The end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 10, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's your problem with French restaurants? They give me the crepes!
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Feb 24, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Confucius says... "Man who stands in front of car gets tired, man who stands behind car gets exhausted."
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

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Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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