Something important. There are no white people. Not even albino people are white. There are no black people, just various shades of chocolate, and everyone loves chocolate. There are no red people, just folks who have a ruddy cast to their brown tone, like the finest hand rubbed mahogany. There are no yellow people, but there are people with a creamy complexion tending toward yummy real butter. As for brown people, all people are varied shades of brown, so it is uncertain who is actually meant by that comment. You could say people are like a variety box of chocolates.

Now, here is something I do know: All people are human beings and it is far past time that we should come to understand that. To embrace one another in the brotherhood/sisterhood we share.

Here is something else that's important for all to know. There are green people. Beware of the greens. They are not from around here. They are from ... out ... there somewhere. They are not human beings. They are not here to be our friends.

Don't let the delightful color fool you, if they happen to show it to you. They are not lettuce or cucumbers or spinach. They walk among us. Their disguises are more than good. One of them could be ... could be ... your neighbor. The cashier at the local convenience store.

Speaking of which, those convenience stores are an alien invention. The greens and maybe some of the greys came up with those. They weaken us by feeding us junk food and reducing the amount of money we can spend on stuff to defend ourselves --- like aluminum foil hats. How many people have you seen recently with aluminum foil hats? Not many, right? We can't afford them anymore, that's why.

They are clever. We must be ever vigilant and more clever than they. Fasten your seat belts when you drive. That makes it harder for them to drag you out of the car. Lock your doors at night. Save up for some aluminum foil. Make your hat as soon as you can afford it. Sacrifice, if you must. Remember, we are low on the 's food chain.