This show is just too funny...Norsemen on Netflix. [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Love that show. Netflix dosnt even have it down as a comedy

Since I am banned from Facebook I will just post this here.

273kelvin comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Randy Newman's mom said "Remember this son. The biggest selling christmas song ever was written by a jew about the weather"

Just heard a very funny joke that I did not expect today.

273kelvin comments on Nov 29, 2018:

A guy asks a gypsy "What hedgehog tastes like?" "Like a cross between rabbit and cat"

Be honest now.

273kelvin comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Just at the right moment it can send them over the edge into orgasm so YES

So I'm always checking out meetup.

273kelvin comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Thats because it takes us longer to get in and out of the seat

Am I evil for liking to make hyper-religious people squirm?

273kelvin comments on Nov 28, 2018:

My favourite is always "Does your god love all his children or just the straight ones?"

Last sat.

273kelvin comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Thats a UK pint. Not everything is bigger in the US

If our ancestors did it, why not everyone else

273kelvin comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Well its about time that you did it again. Your govt. of either party is bought and paid for by campaign contributions from big business. You have no effective govt as most of its time is spent kissing ass (or babies) for election. PS comment was brought to you by the friends of allowing rat hairs in pasta and pus in milk

I was born and brought up in Liverpool, England.

273kelvin comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Im still waiting for Iggy pope

In all honesty, I feel that the value people in society place on Charisma is a vice and that running...

273kelvin comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Maybe santa will bring some chiasma presence?

You're woken up in the middle of the night by burglars in your home.

273kelvin comments on Nov 27, 2018:

An axe

What are some of your favourite responses to the watchmaker argument?

273kelvin comments on Nov 27, 2018:

It depends on what type of watchmaker is proposed. Is it a, A fundamentalist christian who says that all the species are immutable and therefore come straight out of the workplace? or b, An R&D watchmaker who sets up conditions that they know will lead to a good watch then lets everything just happen? In other words, do they say that god created everything wholesale or was evolution his method? The former is easy to dispel. Fossil evidence showing the development of species which do not appear in the same time line as each other. I need not go into darwinism here except to add malaria and earthworms. One has evolved to stay alive despite all of mans attempts to eradicate it. The other has evolved to survive in toxic environments thus becoming a new species in our timeline. The latter is harder to dispel but here goes. When looking at this we are in a similar predicament as some chess nuts I heard of. What they do is look at a chess position that may be in a photo on a magazine or somewhere. Then they then try and recreate a game that could have plausibly led to that position. (You think that youre nerdy lol). If so then there are a lot of discarded pieces in this game. Dinosaurs, neathatals and countless others that have not made the cut. It also presupposes the game is over, when it is not. Pieces are still being discarded and we may very likely be one of them. Are we then protected somewhat like the king and never taken? It would seem to asque the whole point of evolution if we were to be invulnerable to its most effective tool? So what part of our dominion over the earth that the bible tells is ours accounts for our possible destruction? The proposition that all this was done so that we may end up where we are is convoluted at best. Much more plausible is that we could have had an infinite number of positions and this was just the one we got to here and now.

If you would translate German idioms literally (and we have lots of them)!

273kelvin comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Where is? "it fits like a fist in the eye"

Miles Davis - Kind Of Blue - Quite possibly the best jazz album ever recorded [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Nov 26, 2018:

So what!

What are your thoughts about the attractiveness of pregnant women?

273kelvin comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Women give off a glow when they are pregnant. Even ones that were not great looking before become somewhat more feminine somehow. Difficult to describe.

The Crying Game.

273kelvin comments on Nov 26, 2018:

When I hear this I always laugh how it should have been used for that film https://youtu.be/GQcCRo2b-ZE

what do you say to someone who reveals something totally un-acceptable to you about themselves?

273kelvin comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I fail to see what the car problem is. Okay dad gave him a car but he has run it for 350K. That says stickability to me. As for the rodents mmm? Is this a recent problem or not? If it is the former I can say that it can often happen even in the cleanest of homes. I have had to deal with it on more than one occasion but I am blessed with a good landlord and cat. So furry free atm.

When you live with Lucifer you hedge your bets!

273kelvin comments on Nov 26, 2018:

When Voltaire lay dying. A priest asked him if he would renounce satan. He replied "This is no time to make enemies"

Now what? (Obligatory 10 characters).

273kelvin comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Thats like giving a vegan venus fly trap soup

As part of series of occasional questions which I will entitle, ‘Strange but Bollocks’, I direct...

273kelvin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

"Now lady you must bare in mind that the cards are symbolic and not necessarily literal". The gypsy looked worried as she looked at the card and this apprehension was mirrored on the face of the lady. "Please can you show me the card?" "It may only be symbolic" "Just show me the card!" Reluctantly the gypsy turned the fateful card over for all to see and it bore the sign of the gullible cow.

I read a post on Facebook yesterday with a bunch of christian friends saying they know the Bible ...

273kelvin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

From what I remember the catholic church states that animals have a group soul. Therefore dogs may or may not get there depending on if st Peter goes postal. Whereas serpents are out

Do you believe in ghost

273kelvin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I dunno about dead people but the living have ghosts. If I work in a home when the people are out (yes I am a trusted workman). They give off a vibe. It is difficult to explain but you can feel the presence of the people who live there. I always take a radio to keep me company. It dispels that eyre feeling.

[facebook.

273kelvin comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Back in the days when she would say "Quick my husbands come home" and it would take her 20 minutes to get dressed.

Got news you can't share yet with your friends and family?

273kelvin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Yay congratulations

Who plays words with friends? Maybe another way to make friends?

273kelvin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Heres one you can play anywhere. !st person says "I know a word that rhymes with..." Then (in no order) the rest say "Is it..." they then define the word they mean but cannot say it. !st person then has to guess the word they mean and say "yes/no it is/not ...." Example: "I know a word that rhymes with sofa" "Is is something you put on your feet? "No it is not a loafer" "is it a small furry animal that lives underground?" "Yes it is a gopher" The game can be played to advance level by insisting that the players not only get the word but also its definition. So a word like "set" can take quite some time. The game can be played by any number of players and is very good for kids. (It is quite surprising to learn the extent of their vocabulary sometimes).

A confused young man was in a difficult situation.

273kelvin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

"I can see Deirdre now Lorraine has gone"

We once discussed who should pay for a first date.

273kelvin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

There is another reason that men should pay. Woman spend a lot more time and money on looking good. I am very happy that you do so I dont mind taking the financial burden of a meal etc.

Placebo-> Sleeping With Ghosts [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I saw them last year... or was it a tribute band I cant tell :-)

Most pointless film ever made ...[youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I kinda liked the 1st Creed movie but then I love like the franchise. It was way better than some of the Rocky movies. Also it had my city in it and a real Liverpool boxer.

Do you still believe in Capitalism?

273kelvin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

There is no pure capitalism or communism. You might as well say black music or white music. The two are so intermingled that any examination is tainted. About the only true capitalist structure is illegal drugs. Price and quality control are determined by market forces alone. If you count police raids as natural disasters. So what we argue is degrees and where each system is most appropriate. No one sits down and figures out how much bread Milwaukee will need tomorrow. Shops buy a little over what they usually sell and bakers fill the orders. Similarly no successful society relies on private education or an unsubsidized transport system. Capitalism has it place but it has many flaws. It has no morals and it is cyclical. A fact that is so often overlooked by political parties on both sides over the years. The 2008 crash could not be avoided. Nor should have been but it should have been predicted and contingency plans implemented. The fact that it was not is a testimony to how near sighted democracy makes our govts.

I am so grossed out by what is on dating sites.

273kelvin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Are you passive or proactive on these sites? Do msg a guy or wait till one msgs you? Do you scroll down and find a profile that is well written and thoughtful or just answer the top 5 or10 that contact you? I know that from experience that I can write a good profile but will die alone if I wait for a woman to make the 1st move. A little assertiveness can go a long way. If you want a guy who can hold a conversation, then man up. Grab that bull by the horns and look for one. This is the internet, you can be whoever you want to be, even an alter ego. Be selective and choose a guy that YOU want. Not just one of the guys that wants you.

I’m so disappointed in myself.

273kelvin comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Everyone is manipulative to a degree, yes everyone. We all do it, it is part of the job description of good parenting for one. We manipulate our kids to behave at the dinner table, share their toys, do their homework etc. Kids do it to us "But mom/dad said I could". In our relationships with our partners too. This not necessarily a bad thing. Women try and take the rough edges off the guys that their moms left on. Leave the seat down and dont mess up the bathroom, phone if your gonna be late, pick your cloths up off the floor, keep your eyes in your head when you see a good looking woman (at least when Im next to you), fix that thing you said you would, share some of the housework. Guys do it too. mostly for sex but sometimes for quiet when his sport is on TV, drink a little less when we go out and dont flirt. Then there are the constant battles. Designated driver, who sleeps in the wet patch or gets most of the duvet, what will we watch tonight? No one is perfect and we dont expect then to be but we do try to mold people to fit our needs and wants. It is even romantic "Darling I am putty in your hands." How far this goes or how far we let it go is up to us. Everyone is selfish, we all want what we want. How much we give up to get it is part of the contract that we negotiate. I expect to get a lot of flac over this and I am not talking about abusive people. Just reasonable ones. I am sure there will be women coming back at me with tales of how their guy told them what to wear and how to think. Relationships full of horror stories on both sides of the gender divide. Bare in mind though what I said at the start. "To a degree". It is a question of balance and fairness.

What Album Had the Biggest Impact on You as a Teenager? Tapestry by Carole King and You?

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Songs of love and hate - L. Cohen

Is this group open to join?

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Just click on "join"

Perfect and delectable boobies, yes?

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Hubba hubba

[youtube.com] I am almost convinced

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Okay cant watch this all the through. Lets just go with his 2 statements "Talmud... one falsehood is all falsehood" (ok I abbreviated it to what jesuits said but it will do). "The people of America went to war with the queen of England". Now American history 101 says it was KING George they were at war with so no need to go any further. Nuff sed

Good Morning all.

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Bobby Keys sax on "Cant you hear me knocking" is brilliant but so too is Ry Cooders slide on "Sister Morphine". My favorite though if I have to pick one is "Gimme Shelter". This track sets the Stones apart as the all time greatest rock n roll band in the world

How does a writer point to white male dominance?

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Generalization and broad strokes can lead to hot water even in a humorous piece.I find that judicious use of "some" or "many" can be at least a get out clause.

Man Who Killed Santa Claus — John McPhee | Pima County Public Library

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Only jesus could resurrect him

John Allen Chau, Preacher killed by Natives, Appalling Atheist Reactions - YouTube

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

So a guy thinks that he does not have to steer his car because god will save him. He then crashes into a tree. So what! one less idiot. We would be thankful that no one else was hurt. That guy was the same only worse. The overwhelming vanity of it all is what pisses me off. Its bad enough when they shout at you on the high street "Repent sinner before its too late." I shout back "Who the fuck are YOU to tell me what I should do and think? What gives YOU the right to say that you are any better than me or anyone else." It was not the love of god that drove that man. It was his colossal vanity.

Revolving door.

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Remember this post man because at 35 you are grade A baby making material. All of the single women who are your contemporaries will be hearing that clock ticking. This is female beer goggles. They will be looking at you and thinking "How sexy would that guy be pushing a baby buggy?" Your friend gets all these women because he tells them that they are the one and they believe him.(maybe he does too at the time) You on the other hand seem genuine in your quest to find a soul mate. Mark my words, if you are who and what you potian to be? Then by new years eve 2020, you will be with "the one". When this happens, I will not ask for any remuneration or public recognition of "I told you so." Just play "Youll never walk alone" at the party. in memory of the scouser who predicted it.

Reminds me of the scene with The Oracle in that movie 300.

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Or

Does anyone even use the chat room anymore?

273kelvin comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Maybe if we had an event like singles trivia but more deviant?

Well, my brother is at my house, not really for the holiday, just happens to be here, but I still ...

273kelvin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I miss mine too. Dad was hardly there and mum was crazy. So it was just me and John. Now he goes on about brexit, Tommy Robinson and Trump. Where is that guy that introduced me to the Stones, Zep and Roy Harper? My best advice is...Drink copious amounts of alcohol

I have no idea what a person has to do to get above Level 1.

273kelvin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

You should be at level 2 by now just because of these comments

Ladies, how long after meeting a guy before you determine whether you want to have sex with him ...

273kelvin comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I cant really say because nearly every long term relationship that I have had. Started off with sex on the 1st date

U.N. wants to be our world government

273kelvin comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Woods for trees .....Everone (outside of the US of fuckin A) knows who wants to rule the world. A McDonalds on ever main street on the planet, superheros (american of course) the mainstay of artistic cinematic endeavor, Trump the 1st item on any news day, a fire in California kills 300 runs for a week but dead Syrians dont count. and if you dont like it. Well watch out because there are drones flying over your head that will MAKE you like it. Failing that the largest military ever will invade and force you to eat at Wendys. Yeah its the UN that wants to rule the world....sure. We believe you honest. PS. Please dont report this rant because the USA has the right (note RIGHT) to extradite me from my home. With no need to provide any evidence whatsoever.

U2. Still haven't found what I'm looking for [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Dedicated to all of us who have ever walked in and out of a room bemused making scissor signs with our fingers

What are a few of your favorite things?

273kelvin comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Stuff like this

Would you date someone with herpes? Considering everything else about them was great...

273kelvin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

No

What do guys think about opening up the chatroom.

273kelvin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

If you can get it past admin?

Sick of people telling me I'm horrible for not believing in some gods.

273kelvin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I recently watched a bio-doc about George Harrison. He was a very spiritual guy but he quoted an Indian philosophy that goes like this. "If there is a god? Then you must be able to see him. If there is a soul? You must be able to perceive it. If you cannot? Then there is no point lying to yourself and the rest of the world." If there was a god he would welcome hypocrisy.

Love these cabinets!

273kelvin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

They go up to 11

I am a security guard in a pub.

273kelvin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

A fake wedding ring would do the job. I know its not ideal and guys should just respect your choices but hey ho big surprise we do not live in an ideal word.

DAMN IT! The police pulled me over and asked me where I was between 5 n 6.

273kelvin comments on Nov 20, 2018:

They pulled me over for changing my CD whilst still driving. I would not mind but I almost had the thing re-wired

Do you think inheritance of millions or billions of dollars is good for children?

273kelvin comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Well lets look at someone who had that kind of money from birth. Emmm can you tell who I am thinking about?

Just in case you ladies were thinking of trying this.

273kelvin comments on Nov 19, 2018:

All A&E doctors get to deal with this. They also get all the ridiculous excuses for it. I heard one say that this guy almost had hm convinced. "He told me how he had come out of the shower and flopped straight down on the sofa etc. I was very convincing until we actually removed the phone from his anus and it had a condom on it"

I'm visiting some friends about to okay some board/video games and drink. What are you all up to?

273kelvin comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Just watched Dr Who and contemplating dinner

Come My Lords and Ladies.

273kelvin comments on Nov 18, 2018:

"There are some guys that need to be in an institution!" Una looked at the room as it took in her remark "You know the guys. They just HAVE to BE... in, an, IN-STI-TUTION Her Armagh brogue spelling it out for those that did not get it. "You know those guys who HAVE to join something. It doesn't matter what it is, they are all still the same type of guys...They HAVE to belong to something. Have someone telling them what to do... what to wear ...you feckin know....? . Because they feckin NEED it. There are loads of guys like that" " Yeah I know loads of guys like that. I grew up with them" For sure I knew them.They were part of my tribe. I watched them go off, bright eyed and bushy tailed and then I also watched them come back and flounder on the dry desert sands of self-dependency. "So... if youse kick with the wrong foot. What the feck you gonna go? Its not just the Army! Its ALL the other feckin institutions that are bared to yer. Police, fire brigade, para-medics, prison service you feckin name it and... AND... if, ..If yer do manage get IN !! ...Then yer OWN feckin tribe disowns yer fer joinin the fucking enemy.... So where the fuck do you go? .........I will tell feckin yer.where you go.. You go to the guys that will that TELL you what to do. The guys with the guns,.. the direction, The ones that tell you that YOU belong there. I used to see them, with their guns. The squaddies and all "the lads" they are both a load of cunts. Both as bad as each other and you want to know something? They are just the SAME feckin guys" https://youtu.be/gYrrrnjlfn4

Do Relationships Have These 3 Rules?

273kelvin comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Dont expect them to fancy you if no one else does

Hi FrayedBear welcome to the group.

273kelvin comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Her last album was just superb. Its never very far away from my play list https://youtu.be/fpx1xJW2OCI

Size might just a matter after all.

273kelvin comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Anyone we know?

I got woken up at 7 o’clock this morning by someone knocking on my bedroom door.

273kelvin comments on Nov 16, 2018:

It was the ghost of sex in that bedroom past

Anyone for a Caption Competition ?

273kelvin comments on Nov 16, 2018:

This is why you cant pump your own gas in New Jersey Anyway at least she let him out of the trunk

Do you listen to religious music?

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

https://youtu.be/n2FrFBceLuY

Following instructions to the letter.

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

You lucky, lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard! Mine said stand in boiling water for 20 minutes

Ladies......what is your favorite STD??

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Some die of constipation Some die of diarrhea Of excess masterbation And even gonorrhea But of all the worlds diseases Theres none that can compere..ere To the drip, drip, drip Of a syphilitic prick Of a british grenadier

Ladies......what is your favorite STD??

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

SToneD

I knew the instant I saw these young ladies.

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I would take holy orders from them any day

G'morning elders! Anyone else find it a bit frustrating that we can't type up our PMs in a 'normal' ...

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Amisue, you had me at "I'd sell - or compromise- my soul"

Senate.

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Interesting, In the UK our second chamber is the house of lords. It used to made up of hereditary and life peers. Hereditary are what they seem ie. lords ranging from the duke of Westminster to Hayden Guest (this goes up to 11). This was changed and only 26 hereditary peers can now sit. The remaining are life peers such as David Attenborough. Most are ex politicians, union reps, captains of industry or someone who has (in the view of the political party that chooses them) made an outstanding contribution to their respective field. Plus there are crossbenchers made up of Judges and bishops. Their powers are limited but they do debate, amend and challenge legislation. This may seem strange to have an unelected house and there are many who would like to disband it in favor of a senate type of arrangement. Yet that would put a lot of good talent out to grass. Plus it is a useful way of drafting in specialist expertise. One example being lord Allan Sugar, He is our equivalent of Trump. No not a narcissistic ranter just the UK apprentice TV guy. He was brought in by labor as a cabinet minister. He had to be made a lord as only MPs can serve as ministers.

Have you spent more time giving or recieving

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

It took a while but I learnt to give good oral (I say good but mean great). For me inducing orgasms in a woman is like playing carnegie hall. It has taken a lot of practice and I still am learning but the results are outstanding. To feel her shudder and juices flow, then hold her as she aftershocks. Bury me in your tsunami and I will die a happy man.

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good... .

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Love it

Hello I'm Sandy from Southport, UK.

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Hi Sandy, Its nice to have someone else from our neck of the woods here. Try our chat room, it gets going around 11pm gmt but is 24 hour

I've had insomnia for the last 10 years.

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Try this Zen buddhist technique. Firstly get up when you wake up (unless its for a pee). Then when you do go to bed imagine that this is the last time that you ever will sleep. Now this seems strange at first. Why would you want to sleep if your going to die? but bare with me. This will tune you into your own mortality. Each night you will face it head on and accept it as a reality not as a concept. All the things that trouble you will seem insignificant and petty in comparison. The bills, work, or housekeeping mean as nought. All you seek is peace

Peter Sarstedt. - Where Do You Go To My Lovely (1969) [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Nov 15, 2018:

My claim to fame is that I did a gig in a pub the Saturday after he gigged there

Here’s an app worth checking out ? [m.facebook.com]

273kelvin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

After getting an A+ from a bull dyke. I think my phone can stay in my pocket

Name a Movie Quote That Gives The Film Away Without Saying the Title! Gooooo!

273kelvin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

No Mr Bond I expect you to die youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off were gonna need bigger buns Fill yer hands you sons of bitches Do you like Denis Roussos? I like Demis Roussos do you? So which one is it Houseboy or stud? There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Okay, I joined because, well, I'm in my 50s. When did THIS happen?

273kelvin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

In cricket the tradition is when a batsman makes 50 runs, he holds his bat up to acknowledge it. Well so long as you can still hold your bat up....

What are the happiest Countries Sexually

273kelvin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I hear theres a lot of action in Togo. Might go there someday ;-)

Conversation....Anyone?

273kelvin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

The chat room in single/mingle/chat is generally quite lively

Is a shame she don't read half of anything I write.

273kelvin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

If I am a god of sorts then may I offer some words, if not of wisdom then at least direction. Write better! "Is a shame she don't read half of anything I write." !! Why does that not surprise me? Read it back to yourself. Does it sound correct? Scan? Can I improve on that sentence? I had a songwriting partner who bemoaned that his gf was reluctant to sing his songs. It was not out of malice that I said "Then write better songs then" His songs were too introspective to the point of narcissism. The over use of "I" that started nearly every line or appeared in that line must have put her off, I know it did me. Not that Im saying you have the same fault but sorry your post was not an easy read. Basic rule of relationships 101 = Do not expect them to fancy you if no one else does. Similarly don`t expect her to read your stuff if no one else wants to. I hope that I have not been too harsh. My intention was not to hurt but to improve. Everything that you put on the page must be read over at least once. Then again till it is right. PS. I read and edited this comment 3 times.

Read this great article about how the tide might slowly be turning against religion as the default ...

273kelvin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Watch out for the signs of decline and the inevitable reactions to reverse it. The 1st one is the motorcycling "cool" vicar. We in the UK have already gone through this.

What's the craziest thing you've done to excite sexual attention?

273kelvin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Made dinner wearing just an apron

Who is up to the challenge?

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Anal sex

How big is the average penis?

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I dont know, is it big if it touches yer belly button?

Does anyone remember this tongue twister?

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Im not the pheasant plucker. Im the pheasant pluckers son Im only plucking pheasants Coz pheasant pluckings fun

This can be anyone . Political, musical etc. Mine?

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

John Lennon, I still miss him so. If he were still alive now? His voice would be so loud

Hi guys ! What do you fantaisies about and would like to try, with actual partner(s) or other(s)

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

FMF 3some

Real Love is not about letting it go....

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

But real orgasms are.

Good People Don't Defend A Bad Man

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Here is an interesting take on the subject. https://agnostic.com/post/221369/i-came-across-this-recently-the-biggest-problem-with-american-politics-is-viewing-people-that-we-d

All I want for xmas.

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Ten years ago there was a joke going around Pakistan. A lady calls a TV engineer to fix her TV. He looks at it and says "Sorry lady I cannot find anything wrong with it. What seems to be the trouble?" "Every time I switch it on theres a mullah on it"

Who thinks asking inane questions is a good way to get points?

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Like this one?

Good guy with a gun killed by cops. [m.huffpost.com]

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I think the key to this story is this bit. "The department said the Illinois State Police Public Integrity Task Force would investigate the shooting in order to “ensure transparency and maintain public trust."" Not, we are investigating the shooting to find out if it was legitimate. Just to "ensure transparency and maintain public trust". In other words a white wash.

I want to fall in love and be loved. I wonder why that is so hard

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

There are thousands of guys playing video games right now that would dream of meeting you. Let alone fall in love with you and you them. Your a sci-fi fan. Thats a buyer market for gals. Just be open to the possibilities

A cold case of beer, some YouTube videos of Christopher Hitchens Hitchslaping bible humpers, and ...

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I recently watched a bio doc on George Harrison. A very spiritual guy but he quoted an Indian philosophy that goes like this. "If there is a god? then you must be able to see him. If there is a soul? then you must be able to perceive it. If you cannot? Then there is no point lying to yourself and the rest of the world"

Is it safe to drink and post here?

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

There are programs you can install that try and stop you using social media when drunk. It works like a password but will ask you to solve an arithmetic problem or something easily done when sober but harder when inebriated. As for religion? it is a form of social control. For example sexual morality is there to try and ensure the guys will be bringing up there own kids not unwittingly someone else's

This 35-year-old Japanese man spent $17,600 on his wedding to the hologram of a virtual reality pop ...

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

A fool and his money....

Does anyone know any dirty limericks?

273kelvin comments on Nov 13, 2018:

There was a young man from Devizes Who had bollocks of different sizes The first was quite small Scarcely no ball at all But the other was large and won prizes There was a young man from Aberystwyth Who took a girl home to play whist with The game was a fable Because under the table They played with the things they that they pissed with

Thank You All For Playing Trivia Last Night. What Do You Think of Moving Time to 8:00 PM EST USA?

273kelvin comments on Nov 12, 2018:

That makes 1am for me mmm Okay