Teacher asked first graders what is something you're proud of?

273kelvin comments on Sep 30, 2018:

True story; My friend said that his 8 year old daughter told the teacher "Daddy doesnt smoke many cigarettes. He always passes it round amongst his friends"

What is something that you would like to see changed that has never been brought up, that a ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Just down the road from me in St Helens there is a huge glass making works called Pilkingtons. They invented and developed a radical way of making plate glass by rolling it out onto liquid metal.This process it how all plate glass is made now. When they got all the kinks ironed out they went to a top team of patent lawyers and they spent 6 months drawing up the patent application. Then Pilkingtons went to another law firm and asked them to find holes in the legal work. After 3 months they came back with about 14 different loop-holes. So it went off to the original law firm to get fixed. Only after about a year of legal work did the glass firm submit their patent. Compare the way this was done to the way we get our laws. So many are ill conceived, reactionary or vested interest based. There should be a team of govt lawyers that draft these things not politicians. How about if the govt went to a top tax firm and paid them to draft dodge proof tax laws? Then the govt could sue them if anyone found a hole in it.

Guys ask why women are so pissed off.

273kelvin comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Not making light of this but rephrase the question. Draw the same line and ask. "What do you do on a daily basis to prevent being assaulted?" Just omit that one word and see the difference. Men are far more likely to be a victim of assault. Not sexual granted but it can and does kill you. When men say that a woman was dressed provocatively, it is not necessarily an accusation. Ask a guy if he would walk into a rival teams bar wearing his home teams shirt? The answer would be "I dont have a death wish". We have to learn from a very early age to deal with violent assault. Never mind puberty, we learn this in kindergarten. Staying in well lite areas, avoiding eye contact, puffing your chest out and straightening up to look more formidable are second nature to us. It is good that men get to know how women have to go though life but it might be beneficial for women to know how we go through life too?

She was a moonshiners daughter but I loved her still..

273kelvin comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Oh you started something now. Watch my posts lol

What's the most amusing encounter you've had with a religious person?

273kelvin comments on Sep 27, 2018:

We were too poor to be able to afford a divorce. So we would just go into the back yard and burn the marriage certificate lol

If someone makes an effort..... true or false?

273kelvin comments on Sep 26, 2018:

A friend will help you move a sofa. A true friend will help you move a dead body

Secret crushes?

273kelvin comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Im open to all offers

So, this is why I joined this dating site

273kelvin comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Life is not fair. Now if it was a woman wearing that outfit?

Well intentioned site, but it does not work : Nearly all the responses to my posts are from other ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Fuck off then no one likes you anyway

Ths is a very personal post regarding the Brett Kavenaugh accusations of attempted rape.

273kelvin comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Only just heard about the case because of this post. it does seem a very political case and if so it`s not a good one. Meaning from a devils advocate point of view and let me say I have met many victims and "me too" is a righteous cause. This case is fishy and will not do the "me too any favours. Not saying it did not happen or that if happened it was okay. What I am saying is this. Why now? A 17 year old guy tries to get the knickers off of a 15 year old girl. Very believable.... prove it. Not easy if it was yesterday but after all this time? So its she said he said and she said it in the press 1st. After all this time, now she comes forward. I assume this guy ran for election to become a judge? Why not then? In a "he said she said" it goes to credibility. Plus with all the money off of the publicity, it looks like a cross between the badger game and Mae Wests saying, "Keep a diary girls because one day it will keep you". We are battling against real cases of child abuse in this country, that may go very high. Unwinnable, politically motivated cases do the victims great harm.

I was having a great day, now I am on the warpath.

273kelvin comments on Sep 23, 2018:

One of the upsides of smoking a pipe. The billowing smoke keeps things like that away.

In true horned toad fashion blood is squirting out of my eyes.

273kelvin comments on Sep 22, 2018:

I just took a look at him. Yes he is a piece of work. Certainly has some anger management issues. On behalf of my fellow countrymen I do apologize, we are not all like him. I do occasionally have a gentile dig at how USA centric you folks can be but what says is simply not cricket.

Dining solo.

273kelvin comments on Sep 22, 2018:

A strange news years eve tradition in Germany to watch this. https://youtu.be/UKewQx8On68

When my sister's box with her Halloween costume arrived, it was empty.

273kelvin comments on Sep 22, 2018:

I got a present like that too. It was called "G I Joe deserter"

What does "can make me laugh" mean?

273kelvin comments on Sep 21, 2018:

She said "I want have a laugh in bed" and I said "If I wanted to have a laugh in bed. I would have a wank with a glove puppet"

Last Friday I joined another dating site.

273kelvin comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Its a lot different for you ladies. Us chaps have to send 300 (ok 100) msgs to get a date but good luck to you x

Following on from yesterday’s Monday theme, as today is Tuesday.

273kelvin comments on Sep 18, 2018:

The original had the only time when a recorder has been on a number one hit record (Brian was playing)

A Jewish Joke (told by Jewish people): How do you know Jesus was a Jew?

273kelvin comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Yes but she hoped that he would become a doctor

Why do, some, women expect to pay their debts with sex?

273kelvin comments on Sep 17, 2018:

https://youtu.be/OTJ3RQSa1PU

Why do, some, women expect to pay their debts with sex?

273kelvin comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Take it to Judge Judy

Should one bring/send flowers on a first date?

273kelvin comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Notes on seduction - Ogden Nash "Candys dandy, Liqueurs quicker"

Congrats to the Dallas Cowboys on their victory over the Giants

273kelvin comments on Sep 17, 2018:

England won the test series against India. Yeah I know you guys dont do cricket but think on. There are more cricket fans in that sub-continent than grid iron fans world-wide.

Why is it that most people here are from the US?

273kelvin comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Because your all stuck in the bible-belt and have bugger anybody else to talk to

What do you do when you're blue?

273kelvin comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Leonard Cohen, I know it seems daft listening to an artist that many consider depressing but those in the know can hear the jokes hidden in darkness. "Even damnation is poisoned with rainbows".

This Friday I did something either very stupid or very wise.

273kelvin comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Too many to answer individually so I will add an appendix; Yes she fucked me up. It contributed to nearly a years worth of depression and some thoughts of ending all but as I sat there searching though all the POF black ladies. I realized it was not them that I wanted but her. Now I thought about this rationally. I could sit and be miserable and alone? I could try and find another but all I could see was either out of my league, unsuitable and whole waste of time. Sure there may be one out there but would they want me and how much effort would that take with no guarantees of any success? Or... I could bite the bullet, roll the dice and take my chances. If I am unhappy, if even the good times in my are thinned down by not seeing her? Then wtf, isnt one night of happiness worth it? After a year and a half of no one to hold. no one to touch, no one kiss, no one to massage and no one to love. Cannot I be forgiven for just wanting? And oh boy is she something, talk about sunshine on a cloudy day, sex on legs and any other cliches x 10. It could not let this go without a picture of my tormentor/savior.

Laurel and Hardy could not get arrested in 1950s Hollywood.

273kelvin comments on Sep 16, 2018:

To all. There was a BBC production called "Stan". All about the last time Stan went to see Ollie. He was in a very bad way by then and had more than one stroke, so Stan was reluctant. What follows is a very moving account of their final act together. Anyway this is one of the best things on TV I have ever seen. It had me laughing and crying at the same time. See if you can find it out there. It is worth it.

Follow-up question...What do you think is appropriate dress for a date?

273kelvin comments on Sep 16, 2018:

First date, a wedding dress. "No I Im not looking for a serious relationship right now, honest. Its just that I spent so much on this outfit, I thought I could get some wear out of it. Looks good on me dont you think?" Now if they can take THAT kind of a joke they are a keeper.

We said goodbye to my mom on Friday in a lovely service.

273kelvin comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Its tough becoming an orphan at any age. Now there is just you, no one to run to if.... but it is also a right of passage in the stages of growing up. Something sooner or later we all have to face if things go well and we live long enough. With no god to guide us, it can feel like you are a small boat in a very vast ocean but you are not alone. There are so many of us little boats out there and we are within hailing range.

This one is for anyone who has even an iota of Scottish blood in their veins! It has me in tears ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Celtic boomerang, it does not come back just spends 20 years singing songs about coming back.

Father and son, by Cat Stevens [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Sep 15, 2018:

A great song this. Like "Shes leaving home" your point of view changes as you age. At first youre with the offspring, then the parent and finally back to the young person striking out on their own.

heh heh heh

273kelvin comments on Sep 15, 2018:

That does it, I am going to have to buy a sat-nav

Curious, anyone else do 23andMe, and if so, any surprises?

273kelvin comments on Sep 15, 2018:

I heard that these tests have been banned in France, as it would undermine the very nature of french society. In the UK they were promoting them as xmas presents. I can imagine some awkward moments around the dinner table.

I am 48.

273kelvin comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I thought I was done with all that too. At 57 I went on a hook-up site. Through with love but not yet dead and I had needs. Then I met her, it was electric! Never before had I felt that instant lighting bolt of connectivity. She felt it too and although it was stormy and tempestuous. It has to rank as the greatest love affair of my life. Yes she left me for her ex. Yes he had more money. Yes I was an asshole but so was she. Yes it hurts like a bitch every day and yes I would do it again in a New-York minute. You are a long time dead sunshine. Never say never.

How has it made you feel when you found out your former partner remarried just a few months after ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 14, 2018:

It would depend who broke up with who and if I was with someone. #1 = Not really. #2= Never been with anyone since me (except for me. Wtf it was new years eve). Once youve tasted the fruit of the Kelvin

Capitalism works on much the same principle as evolution.

273kelvin comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Could the reverse also be said? Atheists who know that natural selection has produced the rich diversity of flora and fauna on our planet, still crave the top down thinking of socialism?

Have you ever???

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Yes

Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

There actually was a group practice in the south of England with Blood, Guts and D`eath. Can you imagine the waiting room conversations with the receptionist? "Is Guts available?" "Not at the moment. You can see Blood if you want?" "No I would rather have Death"

Would you pay someone to date you?

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I am educated, funny, caring, affectionate, classy and urbane. Any offers? PS. not to mention witty, creative and a great lover (should that be called for)

One Final Concert-Who Would You Bring Back?

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Its a process of elimination. Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, Sinatra, Elvis, James Brown and Lennon all had their good years and plenty of gigs or chances to gig in their own day Amy was out of it at the end and didnt give a shit, so who knows what she would be like. That leaves Kurt, Freddie, Bob, Hendrix and Bon Scott. Out of them I would have to say Hendrix.

Music or no music during sex?

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Only if we are using the rhythm method of contraception.

(Edited: This is apparently satirical) Not a story about singles but about Iceland prohibiting ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

They also have a compulsory tithe to churches. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/iceland/12037285/Why-are-atheists-flocking-to-join-Icelands-fastest-growing-religion.html

Drug company CEO calls 400 percent price hike ‘moral requirement’

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Market forces are not a great way to deal with health care. Market forces have less morals than a crack dealer. The latter would not sell their grandmother, the former will ask what the going rate for grandmothers is. The USA spends more per capita on Medicaid for a few than the UK spends on the NHS for universal health care. Obama tried to do something about this but from what I glean it was watered down by big Pharma till it became useless. Ask yourself this. How much of US GDP is spent on health care? What are you getting for your money? How do mortality rates, days lost though illness etc. compare with other counties systems? Add to this the hidden costs. How many go-getters, entrepreneurs or inventors of a better mouse trap etc. Are stuck in a dead-end job because they cant afford to leave the health insurance provided? How much is that costing your country in the long run?

So been trying out the online dating.

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Its a scattergun game. Like a mail shot you send out 100 to get 10 replies then only 10% of them stay for a conversation. Dont get discouraged, the more you send out the better the odds but try and make each msg personal. Read their profiles and get clues from that.

What movies have your favorite scenes of sword fighting?

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

The Errol Flynn - Basil Rathbone fights spring to mind. Rathbone was about the best swordsman that film ever had. He was a damn good competitive fencer at club level and could have taken Flynn out any time he wanted to.

Sort of cute and funny. It was sent to me a few years ago by a man I was dating.

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

You were a pole dancer? ;-)

Just balling around today.

273kelvin comments on Sep 12, 2018:

"I knew there was a separate key...Thats how the strawberries got stolen. I proved it beyond a shadow of a doubt...I proved it"

If you had to recommend someone watch 5 TV series, what would you pick?

273kelvin comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Lots of good choices here and I wont argue with them but Here is one not there. "Wolf Hall", its the Ann Boleyn story from the perspective of Thomas Cromwell. The guy rose from being the son of a blacksmith, to becoming the 2nd most powerful man in England. This is at a time of great changes. The introduction of Protestantism into the English speaking peoples and subsequently the US. At a time slot relative to where Islam is now (about 1400 years in). With all the factional infighting and bloodshed over dogma . Beautifully written and filmed, a must see.

Did you know?

273kelvin comments on Sep 10, 2018:

With Robin Williams there goes the last hairy chest in Hollywood

Last nights show in St. Louis was amazing! Rhttps://youtu.be/KgdbEMc7Geg never disappoints!

273kelvin comments on Sep 10, 2018:

I saw him in May. Hats off to Seth Lakeman and Skin Tyson too

What's your current theme song? [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

I have written my own I had a ball with of strings of lovers in plain sight, and under covers Ive had my share of passing flings but this boy really wants you and he dearly needs to put away those childhood things Im ready for, a love affair with strings just bring me please, a love affair with strings you can take the heap of all my winnings drag me back to my beginnings cramp my stye and clip my wings tie me up in knots take everything, that I have got then listen how this caged bird sings I am waiting for our love affair with strings you can steal my heart and any of my things just wrap me, in a love affair, with strings I dont want more strings, upon my bow fiddle while Rome burns and then I`ll go I want strings that hold me tight stings that bind me, in the night twine to entwine conjoined and combined I want be be all of yours, you will be mine?.........full-time? not just passing time but gratefully receiving, what each new dawn might bring please give me now, a love affair with strings I dont mind if I get upset if I go swimming then Ill get wet I dont care how my eyes might sting yes you can you really hurt me honey rob me blind, its only money I will take those arrows and those slings I`m aching for that love affair with strings I begging for... a love affair ...with strings

What is your favorite place you've ever lived?

273kelvin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

I have lived in Liverpool most of my life. Bar a brief stay in London. So this city is my only and best choice. However the question was where is the best place you have lived? That prize has to go to my ex. Sunnyside, a road built into Princes park circa 1835. The park was originally private and the houses part of the development. Now split into flats but with a back garden gate into the park and a frontage that looks out onto a wooded copse. I could look out of my front window and watch the birds and squirrels. Then wake up overlooking the tennis courts and park. No traffic noise yet only 2 1/2 miles from the city center. At one point our house was the Bolivian embassy and I entertained notions that Butch Cassidy may have visited there. I do not miss my ex but I sure do miss that flat.

I want to know how you meet new people.

273kelvin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Dating sites like POF are a buyers market for women. Put a profile up and then watch all the "Hellos" you get. All then remains is weeding out the non-starters.

It was raining hard in Frisco. [youtube.com]

273kelvin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

I was listening to him last night with a friend not familiar with his songs. I went across the street to get supplies and when I came back, she sat there deeply enthralled by "Mr Tanner"

In days of old, before social media, college students would do "status updates" by sticking their ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 8, 2018:

And you had to knock on all your friends doors, then show them a Polaroid of your cat.

Sextortion - I learned a new word today.

273kelvin comments on Sep 7, 2018:

There have been suicides in the UK related to this scam.

BURT REYNOLDS -- DEAD AT 82 The star of DELIVERANCE, SMOKEY AND THE BANDITS & THE LONGEST YARD ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 6, 2018:

My favorite recent film of his was "A bunch of amateurs". Seeing him do Lear was both funny and great at the same time.

Does anyone know why so many evangelicals don't consider Roman Catholics to be Christians?

273kelvin comments on Sep 6, 2018:

I dabbled with the JWs in my youth and from what I remember it goes like this. Catholics are idolaters saints and virgin Marys abound. Revelations talks of the whore of Babylon sitting on 7 hills (a reference to Rome). "Tho shalt have no other god than me" Yet the pope is supreme pontiff on earth etc.

Arguing your way into heaven.

273kelvin comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Actually evolution has been observed in our lifetime. An earthworm has been discovered on an arsenic dump site. That has 12 different DNA markers. Enough to classify it as different species.

I've never been so self conscious of where my mouse is at than on this site now.

273kelvin comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Yes

Does anyone work for or in conjunction with the US Government?

273kelvin comments on Sep 5, 2018:

A very humorous example but it makes the point of an a-political civil service. It is the executive and legislator who make laws (with the mandate of the people). The Judiciary to interpret said laws (in the US also mandated by election of judges and peoples advocates eg DAs). It is not the job of an un-elected civil service to interfere.Their job is implementation. https://youtu.be/cIYfiRyPi3o

Only 2 movies were ever made about Vincent, this movie is so awesome.

273kelvin comments on Sep 5, 2018:

There are several if you google it but 3 sprang to mind. Your post, "Lust for life" and this one I watched recently. https://youtu.be/hC3dqQPunKs

As you see it, tell me how writing about every day things can be appealing to read

273kelvin comments on Sep 5, 2018:

Its the way you tell it. I remember being captivated by a French poet recalling the time spent waiting for the washing machine to let him open the door. "At that moment I am at one with all of humanity who have waited for a machine to give them their laundry back"

Your sitting on a park bench I come to sit on the bench as well.

273kelvin comments on Sep 5, 2018:

https://youtu.be/TCJJ2ejDfek

How would you handle this?

273kelvin comments on Sep 4, 2018:

I can see all the points here. She is quite rightly jealous. You have had a 3 year relationship with him. All be it long distance and platonic but nevertheless admittedly emotional and deep. She is Johnny come lately to the scene and at only 2 weeks will have a long way to achieve the bond that you share with him. Put yourself in her shoes. He is getting laid and wants to keep her sweet but in his defense has taken your side of the argument. You say that you have no problem "taking a back seat". Then do so, for a while at least. There may be no need to sever all ties, just stay shtum for a bit. She is feeling fragile and it may not last long or she may become more secure. Either way it could just be temporary thing. However it may be an idea to try and cultivate some relationships a little closer to home. PS. on a totally different subject. I couldnt help but notice on your profile that youre a Dr Who fan. Are you looking forward to the new female one?

Those of us who favor critical thinking and arguments based on scientific evidence should avoid ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Many points have been discussed here but I will concentrate on #2 "Religions were invented by priests "to control the masses"". As in any generalization, it will fall apart in specifics. Of course this is not true of all religions but lets talk turkey here. This is a western site, 98% of us either come from or live with some form of Christian religion. Yes we have 1 or 2 ex Muslims but I have seen no ex Sikhs, Hindus or Buddhists. So let us look at Christianity. Was it formed to control the masses? Roman Catholicism most certainly was. The roman empire in its decline took over Christianity to preserve its influence. Its edicts and repression of sexuality, a classic example of prohibition and control. It is a mute point whether Mormonism or Jehovahs Witnesses were invented to control those that live under their spell. Just as it irrelevant that gunpowder was not invented for killing. Because is most instances thats what they or it is used for.

I'm feeling lonely tonight.

273kelvin comments on Sep 4, 2018:

The chatroom is always open and we are here for you x

Why do so many males hover or look at my profile?

273kelvin comments on Sep 4, 2018:

I occasionally hover or even view a profile of guys. I am straight and I am not looking to change but often this will be simple curiosity. Where are you from? age? interests? education? background etc? Will add a little colour to a post or comment. For example if someone posts a UK artist be it in music or a comedian. Its fun to know or guess where/how they may have gotten to like them.

Advice! It’s been a loooong time since I’ve been, uh.

273kelvin comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Scars are the tattoos that money cant buy. I had a gf with inverted nipples. They would stay that way until she orgasmed or at least became very aroused. She was terribly self-conscious about them but I told her was fun to get them to come out and play.

Have You Ever Wanted To Have Sex With a FB Friend?

273kelvin comments on Sep 3, 2018:

About 80% of the female ones

Am I over reacting?

273kelvin comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Nobodys perfect, very few are a perfect fit. We are all white sticks tapping walls but if we carry on, then we might just get there eventually.

Why am I always the friend… Found out a guy I liked who I thought liked me decided to ask ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Welcome to my life. I have women friends coming out of my ears. I just would like one cumming out of my ears.

How much does it bother you when a person on the internet corrects your spelling, grammar, or misuse...

273kelvin comments on Sep 2, 2018:

Im ok with everything except "irregardless"

Being judged

273kelvin comments on Sep 2, 2018:

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions? He is not out of step. He merely marches to the beat of a different drummer. Each man should march to the beat of his own drum"

Quick and frisky

273kelvin comments on Sep 2, 2018:

We met in Manchester at 1pm and were in bed in Liverpool at 6.30pm. that included a trip to the supermarket, and about an hours drive. Though Ive had hook-ups from the internet that were shorter, they were prearranged.

What passes for conversation these days (private messaging) resulted in recalling one of my first ...

273kelvin comments on Sep 2, 2018:

There is a double entendre in the lyrics of course. "Ha-ppiness ha-ppiness, the greatest gift that I possess. I thank the lord that Ive been blessed. With more of my share of Ha-ppiness"

The Humanist Dilemma: Is It Right—or Obligatory—to Mandate Basic Education for All?

273kelvin comments on Sep 1, 2018:

In the UK all faith schools are govt funded. This means they must adhere to certain requirements. "Following the 2010 Academy Act, many faith schools converted to Academy status, and are sometimes known as Faith Academies. Many Free Schools have also been created with a religious designation, and these are also sometimes referred to as Faith Academies. All academies can set pay and conditions for staff, and are not obliged to follow the National Curriculum.[9] However the Department for Education "will not approve any application where we have any concerns about creationism being taught as a valid scientific theory, or about schools failing to teach evolution adequately as part of their science curricula."[10][11] Voluntary Aided and Voluntary Controlled faith schools follow the same National Curriculum as state schools, with the exception of religious studies, where they are free to limit it to their own beliefs"

Discovering more and more why Benjamin Franklin thought turkeys were smart.

273kelvin comments on Sep 1, 2018:

Darwin was fascinated by worms. He must have had good instincts because they have found a new species. It has evolved on an arsenic waste site. The amounts of DNA differences definitely classify it as the first case of evolution in mankinds time span, that we know of.

What was the worst gift you've ever received?

273kelvin comments on Sep 1, 2018:

A wedding ring, we had been married for 11 years and I never had one. Two months later she divorced me

Indulging the inner snark safely

273kelvin comments on Sep 1, 2018:

If they ask me to use a password with 8 or more characters I use Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

Advice needed please

273kelvin comments on Sep 1, 2018:

Lots of advice here, I can only go with what happened to me. Honesty is the best policy with your kids. Dad was an atheist mum was not. He told me of his non-belief but added "This is what I think. Its not necessarily what you should think. You have to make up your own mind on such things and not let anyone else tell how you should think". I guess you know how that turned out.

So what’s for dinner tonight? I’m fixing chicken tikka masala with basmati rice and naan bread.

273kelvin comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Pork steak, new potatoes, carrots, spring greens and mushrooms but the sauce is key. Knor pork stock cube, whole grain mustard, one crushed garlic clove and apple sauce. Cooked up with the mushrooms.

Looking for a partner who won't cheat... in Scrabble.

273kelvin comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I own a chess clock, that makes it less tedious.

Looking for a partner who won't cheat... in Scrabble.

273kelvin comments on Aug 31, 2018:

What does Homer say when he only has 3 letters left? Dzo !

Hey there everyone is this site like other sites where no one ever talks to you I'm a big Beatles ...

273kelvin comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Sitting here on Aigburth rd, halfway between Ringos and Stuart Sutcliffs old houses. The magical mystery tour bus goes past several times a day. So heres a family story. My nephew is married to a wonderful singer and actress. She splits her work between acting roles and teaching in LIPA (the Liverpool institute for performing arts). When Macca (Paul) came to open the collage, she was asked to sing "Blackbird" for him. A daunting task as you can imagine. By all accounts this was a hair on the back of your neck performance by all who heard it. Sometime later she was called into the principles office. She feared something she had done wrong but no. Linda had not long died and Paul asked specifically for her to come sing at the memorial service. Of course she said yes and soon after there she was at st Martin in the field before the altar for the whole ceremony. Singing not only "Blackbird" but parts of his oratorio too. In the audience/congregation was Mick, Kieth, Elton John and you name it. So proud of her PS this is her taking the solo https://youtu.be/BlvNJ1O83oE

How do you feel when you are talking/texting someone often.

273kelvin comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Odd that you should ask this. I just met a woman on POF. We texted and spoke for hours on the phone. Had one date which was just coffee at her place. Then arranged another which she cried off for family reasons. She said that she was not trying to blow me off and I believed her but then I saw her on POF last night. I must admit to a touch green eye but then I wrote a little poem for her. I figured if I want her I had better stand out from the crowd.

So you don't all wonder where I am and start worrying ;-) I'm going traveling until the 10th ...

273kelvin comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Missing you already, have fun xx

My Queen-size bed feels aspirational lately: I use only a sliver of it while sleeping.

273kelvin comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I have a double bed. Not sure if its queen sized, my bed size matters leaves something to be desired. I hardly use it now. Nearly every night I fall asleep on the sofa. The TV or something off my computer giving me the allusion of company. Every time I force myself into the other room, to make the formal act of sleeping. I seem to be haunted by bad dreams. I dont know if its ghosts of love affairs or what is by now, unusual surroundings. All I know is that it seems alien to me, unfriendly and cold.

How many people have been in the 'Friend zone" with some one you were really attracted to?

273kelvin comments on Aug 29, 2018:

In freindzone The tiny peck that says goodnight As the door closes off your light A shoulder that you cry on The nice guy you rely on But the shoulder that I cry for is so cold No pitch required, already sold Packaged and all yours to own On a dusty shelf in freindzone Just an easy touch Never asking much I`m just a place to be But do ever think of me Sitting here until dawns light On the whisper of a maybe or a might Hanging on to the off-off chances Outsider bet of your romances Waiting by the phone Stuck in freindzone Do you ever even see The love that hides so deep in me Do you ever hear The cry that is so quiet yet so near The yearning to be yours both day and night Says my chaste forehead kiss goodnight The passion that`s condensed to quips As you wander off to other lips And when your lips a cracked and broken Sucker punched by words hes spoken I am ready for your call The safety net to break the fall Answering the phone In freindzone Do I serve your purpose As I wait and stand At your service Your command A toy soldier left to waste Not discarded just incased Answering the call Ready for the fall Alone In freindzone

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273kelvin comments on Aug 28, 2018:

"Twitter, yes. Tweet okay... Wheres the f#ckin birds?"

Except when I took it we didn't have electric typewriters.

273kelvin comments on Aug 28, 2018:

My dad had the best learning to type story. He was a telecommunications guy on a British submarine serving in the Indian ocean WW2. After VE day it was decided that US and UK navies would work together against the Japanese. The US navy typed its Morse code whereas The British navy tapped theirs out. This meant dad had to learn to type. He and a dozen other sailors were taken to Perth Australia where they were in the equivalent of Pittman secretarial school. Him and the others were billeted in an old rope factory. I remember him saying "Son I would be lying to you if I said that I spent one night in that rope factory"

Except when I took it we didn't have electric typewriters.

273kelvin comments on Aug 28, 2018:

As a guy, i was not allowed to take typing. An incredibly short sighted and sexist view of education in the early 70s

Time After Time.(Cyndi Lauper cover). - Boyce Avenue ft. Megan and Jaclyn Davies. [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I love that version but then I always loved that song/tune I am not the only one. Short single track here not the 9.58 live one. https://youtu.be/23VCyohcUxg

Hello y’all.

273kelvin comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I was very shy and quite goofy at 21 so I can relate. There is lots of good advice here but not many members near you. Join the club (sic). Pros and cons; lets change the odds. Pros;- you like libraries - Book clubs are full of women. Take an interest in the classic romantic fiction of authors like Jane Austin and steer it on to Wordsworth. Which brings me to hiking. Lots of women love walking. Hiking clubs may good way to meet girls or when you do meet one, suggest a picnic Who could resist?. Couples, People in a relationship have a temptation to match-make. so if you get friendly with a few couples in these clubs, nurture it. Cons - Gaming a good way to kill time but really what are the odds? how many female gamers do you know compared to male? Online dating:This is a scattergun game. Think of it as a mail shot campaign.You have to send loads of msgs to get a bite but you cannot be too impersonal. What would get you to respond? Dear sir/madam gets deleted. As does just your name and a standard cut/paste msg. If you get a pop-up saying "Hi Randy we see that your a level 9 on xbox game splattherat and we really think you might like this one" Your gonna be tempted. Same goes for online dates. You say youre shy. Well say it in your profile. So many women complain about players online. Guys who think they are gods gift and are dicks. (up to and inc. sending pics of said dicks). There are loads of girls who are shy too. So here is a sample msg you might like to pick the best bits off. (forgive me A2Jennifer I am using you as an example) "Hello Jennifer, you have a lovely smile. I love books too and would like to get to know you. I am quite shy so this is hard but most of the important stuff is in my profile. Please feel free to ask away about anything else and I look forward to chatting with you. PS. what type of volunteer work do you do?" You see a lot of that can be cut/pasted but you have to ask about their specifics otherwise its a wasted msg and a lost opportunity. Hope this helps

Cultural "Decay"

273kelvin comments on Aug 26, 2018:

One of the low points of Romes decline was when it was put up to the highest bidder. You get that every election.

Vegetable and beef lasagna; mushroom, bell pepper, zucchini, beef, cheeses, sauce with lots of herbs...

273kelvin comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Honest, a quick ready-meal for one

TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY ON A DATE [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Or Anal, whats your thoughts? Is your sister/mother hot? So what kind of porn do YOU watch? Well I am kinda in-between homes right now I love you I play the bag-pipes would you like to hear me? I voted for Trump/Brexit (depending on location) I used to go there but I cant now as I am out on licence/parole Do you always dress like that? See, I have a certificate that says Im sane

How important is compatibility when it comes to taste in music, especially when together for ...

273kelvin comments on Aug 26, 2018:

It depends on various factors. How hot they are? How varied are their choices. One lady always wanted ABBA that paled after a while but one liked African reggae which I found derivative but small price to pay.

What kind of driver are you?

273kelvin comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Let me guess, German car? BMWs, Audis or VW golfs are the prime culprits on UK roads. Also their indicators dont work. They are non existent or late in changing lanes and in left turns (we drive on the proper side of the road). I try just tapping my brake a few times. Not enough to slow down but just so as my brake light comes on. If that doesnt work then I slow down and give more distance in front of me. If they overtake then I always leave a greater distance because they will be start/stopping all the time. I really irks me too and I want a bumper sticker that says "KEEP YOUR DISTANCE - EPILEPTIC DRIVING"

I get some real weirdos sending friend requests on facecrook worse since my status is widow ...

273kelvin comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Funny as I just had one of a Russian Barbie doll

"Love neither fixes us nor arrives as a reward for our fixing ourselves.

273kelvin comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Well the woman starts off slamming gurus, then acts like one. I also have to say that its different for girls. If she was in a bad place when she met her guy. It could be she was in more need and therefore lowered her standards. When guys are in a bad place our chances will diminish with every drunken night or day without clean socks