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My friend was trying to convince me that homeopathic medicine really works.
RPardoe comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Of course she was not amused...the vodka was way too strong. It has to be diluted 100X a few more times for increased potency!
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
No I did not want get her too drunk lol
RPardoe comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Of course she was not amused...the vodka was way too strong. It has to be diluted 100X a few more times for increased potency!
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
No I did not want get her too drunk lol
A man sees a woman he's attracted to when out shopping.
evestrat comments on Apr 22, 2018:
"... tells her that he is interested in her." ... how so? Does he strike up a conversation, see if she is as smart as she is pretty? ...
If I'm out shopping, minding my own business, and a guy comes up to me and says "Hey, I've been watching you pick out those bananas and I gotta say, I find you...
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
How about " Er hi, excuse me but can you help me pick out the 2nd best bunch of bananas please? "
evestrat comments on Apr 22, 2018:
"... tells her that he is interested in her." ... how so? Does he strike up a conversation, see if she is as smart as she is pretty? ...
If I'm out shopping, minding my own business, and a guy comes up to me and says "Hey, I've been watching you pick out those bananas and I gotta say, I find you...
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
How about " Er hi, excuse me but can you help me pick out the 2nd best bunch of bananas please? "
So I phoned my local Chinese restaurant and asked " Do you deliver?
surrealhoax comments on Apr 22, 2018:
You must have one of those southerin accents.
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
About as southern as John Lennon
surrealhoax comments on Apr 22, 2018:
You must have one of those southerin accents.
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
About as southern as John Lennon
Bob Dylan. Discuss
Nevermind345 comments on Apr 11, 2018:
Actors don't write books or plays. Singers don't write songs or play music for the most part. To hear a writer sing his song or read their poetry is a moment. Louie Armstrong didn't have many vocal skills or did Jimmy Durante but their was the song in their Hearts that made them what they were.
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
Charlie Chaplin did act write and gave us one of the best songs ever ""smile"
Nevermind345 comments on Apr 11, 2018:
Actors don't write books or plays. Singers don't write songs or play music for the most part. To hear a writer sing his song or read their poetry is a moment. Louie Armstrong didn't have many vocal skills or did Jimmy Durante but their was the song in their Hearts that made them what they were.
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
Charlie Chaplin did act write and gave us one of the best songs ever ""smile"
What are some of the things you've mastered that were worth it, but that took real time and effort ...
273kelvin comments on Apr 22, 2018:
The guitar. I paid for my own lessons with a satuday job at 14. Although after nearly 4 decades I cannot say I am a master of the instument. It has fed me on occasion, provided me with good friends and the odd romance. Now I write my own songs.
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
@Keyboard-Mama I think I might do just that.
273kelvin comments on Apr 22, 2018:
The guitar. I paid for my own lessons with a satuday job at 14. Although after nearly 4 decades I cannot say I am a master of the instument. It has fed me on occasion, provided me with good friends and the odd romance. Now I write my own songs.
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
@Keyboard-Mama I think I might do just that.
What are some of the things you've mastered that were worth it, but that took real time and effort ...
NVApistevist comments on Apr 22, 2018:
I've been welding for 30 plus years, I am a certified welding inspector, certified welding educator, and I'm still learning every day.
The same way I don't believe in faith, I don't believe in mastery. That is a title people with less knowledge "bestow' upon others.
Sometimes when someone is ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
I suppose you know that master is a term used in trademen lor In olden times. There were apprentices who were indentured to a master. After they had " served their time " they became journeymen and could ply their trade on their own. Then after working for many years they would submit a piece of work to the guild. If their masterpiece was deemed good enough they achieved the title of master. Only then could they take on an apprentice and teach. The practice continues in some form in the UK today. The fact that you teach qualifies you as a master like it or not.
NVApistevist comments on Apr 22, 2018:
I've been welding for 30 plus years, I am a certified welding inspector, certified welding educator, and I'm still learning every day.
The same way I don't believe in faith, I don't believe in mastery. That is a title people with less knowledge "bestow' upon others.
Sometimes when someone is ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
I suppose you know that master is a term used in trademen lor In olden times. There were apprentices who were indentured to a master. After they had " served their time " they became journeymen and could ply their trade on their own. Then after working for many years they would submit a piece of work to the guild. If their masterpiece was deemed good enough they achieved the title of master. Only then could they take on an apprentice and teach. The practice continues in some form in the UK today. The fact that you teach qualifies you as a master like it or not.
Good Morning, it is interesting, as in "may you live in interesting times," living in the bible belt...
slayer1am comments on Apr 21, 2018:
It's always frustrating the cliches that religious people hang on to. "evolution is just a theory" "without god, you have no moral absolute" "science has been wrong before".
They will not accept new information, no matter how it's presented. Like banging your head on a brick wall.
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
Not encountered it myself but next time they say " It`s just a theory " tell them " So is Ohms law but you wouldn't want your house re-wired by guys who went to the will of Allah school of electrical engineering "
slayer1am comments on Apr 21, 2018:
It's always frustrating the cliches that religious people hang on to. "evolution is just a theory" "without god, you have no moral absolute" "science has been wrong before".
They will not accept new information, no matter how it's presented. Like banging your head on a brick wall.
273kelvin replies on Apr 22, 2018:
Not encountered it myself but next time they say " It`s just a theory " tell them " So is Ohms law but you wouldn't want your house re-wired by guys who went to the will of Allah school of electrical engineering "
Should Religion Be Taught in Schools?
273kelvin comments on Apr 21, 2018:
It is compulsory in the UK. I used to think this was wrong but so much of our society and history is based on this that some rudimentary knowledge is essential
273kelvin replies on Apr 21, 2018:
@Petter Education is there to prepare us for life. If you are in a theist society then learning about your own norms are really useful. Okay this may by deemed as indoctrination but if everybody believes in fairy tales then you should know then too.
273kelvin comments on Apr 21, 2018:
It is compulsory in the UK. I used to think this was wrong but so much of our society and history is based on this that some rudimentary knowledge is essential
273kelvin replies on Apr 21, 2018:
@Petter Education is there to prepare us for life. If you are in a theist society then learning about your own norms are really useful. Okay this may by deemed as indoctrination but if everybody believes in fairy tales then you should know then too.
Are we becoming the "get off my lawn" group?
273kelvin comments on Apr 21, 2018:
Not seen any anti-newbie posts myself but I welcome all comers
273kelvin replies on Apr 21, 2018:
@Crimson67 No but I am always on here and see what has been posted, Plus as I said there is no search engine
273kelvin comments on Apr 21, 2018:
Not seen any anti-newbie posts myself but I welcome all comers
273kelvin replies on Apr 21, 2018:
@Crimson67 No but I am always on here and see what has been posted, Plus as I said there is no search engine
Are we becoming the "get off my lawn" group?
273kelvin comments on Apr 21, 2018:
Not seen any anti-newbie posts myself but I welcome all comers
273kelvin replies on Apr 21, 2018:
@Crimson67 Is there any recourse for them so do do ? for example If a member posts " Karma " does it automatically do what parliamentary conversion does in the UK ie " I refer my honourable friend to the answer I gave some moments ago. "
Worst than that you cannot look up up subjects and discussions and add to them by simply typing in a subject like karma and finding it
273kelvin comments on Apr 21, 2018:
Not seen any anti-newbie posts myself but I welcome all comers
273kelvin replies on Apr 21, 2018:
@Crimson67 Is there any recourse for them so do do ? for example If a member posts " Karma " does it automatically do what parliamentary conversion does in the UK ie " I refer my honourable friend to the answer I gave some moments ago. "
Worst than that you cannot look up up subjects and discussions and add to them by simply typing in a subject like karma and finding it
Are we becoming the "get off my lawn" group?
273kelvin comments on Apr 21, 2018:
Not seen any anti-newbie posts myself but I welcome all comers
273kelvin replies on Apr 21, 2018:
On the subject of re-posts. Two within a week on karma. I guess what goes around....
273kelvin comments on Apr 21, 2018:
Not seen any anti-newbie posts myself but I welcome all comers
273kelvin replies on Apr 21, 2018:
On the subject of re-posts. Two within a week on karma. I guess what goes around....
An odd time of year to post this but hay ho.
cmadler comments on Apr 21, 2018:
Although a small part of it occurs at Christmas, I really think of "Trading Places" as a New Year's movie. And of course, any time you can't find a movie specific to a given holiday, there's always "Holiday Inn"! There are probably a lot of movies with key NYE scenes that we don't necessarily think ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 21, 2018:
There's a full length 1 off Dr Who set in NYE 2000 with Paul McGann as the Dr and set in the US.
Then there is " Home for Purim " a fictional film inside of " for your consideration " By Christopher Guest
cmadler comments on Apr 21, 2018:
Although a small part of it occurs at Christmas, I really think of "Trading Places" as a New Year's movie. And of course, any time you can't find a movie specific to a given holiday, there's always "Holiday Inn"! There are probably a lot of movies with key NYE scenes that we don't necessarily think ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 21, 2018:
There's a full length 1 off Dr Who set in NYE 2000 with Paul McGann as the Dr and set in the US.
Then there is " Home for Purim " a fictional film inside of " for your consideration " By Christopher Guest
Capitalism or Separation of Church and State
DominicShaull comments on Apr 20, 2018:
Let’s be overly simplistic for a moment. Let’s say there are altruistic people and selfish people. The altruistic people will do good naturally. How can we then organize society such that the selfish people have a positive influence as well? Capitalism is a good system because it leverages human...
273kelvin replies on Apr 20, 2018:
The difference between capitalism and socialism. Capitalism is about man exploiting man and socialism is the other way round.
DominicShaull comments on Apr 20, 2018:
Let’s be overly simplistic for a moment. Let’s say there are altruistic people and selfish people. The altruistic people will do good naturally. How can we then organize society such that the selfish people have a positive influence as well? Capitalism is a good system because it leverages human...
273kelvin replies on Apr 20, 2018:
The difference between capitalism and socialism. Capitalism is about man exploiting man and socialism is the other way round.
Capitalism or Separation of Church and State
Coldo comments on Apr 20, 2018:
Neither. Anarchy Rules!
273kelvin replies on Apr 20, 2018:
Anarchy has no rules!
Never met an anarchist yet who said " Sod it, today I will drive on the other side of the road "
Coldo comments on Apr 20, 2018:
Neither. Anarchy Rules!
273kelvin replies on Apr 20, 2018:
Anarchy has no rules!
Never met an anarchist yet who said " Sod it, today I will drive on the other side of the road "
Do you believe in Karma?
AncientNight comments on Apr 19, 2018:
The broken thumb was just a dumb accident. Karma doesn't usually work that fast. You want to see Karma in action? Just look at what's going on with Rump and his administration in the courts and with the Meuller investigation. Pretty soon, that scumbag is going to get what's coming to him. I hope ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 20, 2018:
So what did John Lennon do that was so bad?
AncientNight comments on Apr 19, 2018:
The broken thumb was just a dumb accident. Karma doesn't usually work that fast. You want to see Karma in action? Just look at what's going on with Rump and his administration in the courts and with the Meuller investigation. Pretty soon, that scumbag is going to get what's coming to him. I hope ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 20, 2018:
So what did John Lennon do that was so bad?
May I recommend in the most strongest terms possible, a documentary on netflix called " Five came ...
CandyWorner comments on Apr 19, 2018:
My Dad was in the landing of Normandy. He said: the landing vehicles were full of blood when you got in
Guys were puking all over the place
The guys were getting shot when the boats gear unloaded so he jumped over the side and immediately sank with his pack on
He skated on all the shells on the ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 20, 2018:
Firstly thank you for your dads service.
That`s the thing about this doc. John Ford and Houston were there too filming it. Most of what they shot could not be shown
CandyWorner comments on Apr 19, 2018:
My Dad was in the landing of Normandy. He said: the landing vehicles were full of blood when you got in
Guys were puking all over the place
The guys were getting shot when the boats gear unloaded so he jumped over the side and immediately sank with his pack on
He skated on all the shells on the ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 20, 2018:
Firstly thank you for your dads service.
That`s the thing about this doc. John Ford and Houston were there too filming it. Most of what they shot could not be shown
What has happened to hitchhiking?
EMC2 comments on Apr 19, 2018:
No it is too dangerous today. I would stop and pick up hitches along my way and I hitched myself But then there were no where near the number of guns as we have today. In addition we have absurd gun laws as well as right wing nut jobs. No, I am sorry for those I now pass by, but not today
273kelvin replies on Apr 20, 2018:
We don`t have gun problem in the UK but still no hitchers
EMC2 comments on Apr 19, 2018:
No it is too dangerous today. I would stop and pick up hitches along my way and I hitched myself But then there were no where near the number of guns as we have today. In addition we have absurd gun laws as well as right wing nut jobs. No, I am sorry for those I now pass by, but not today
273kelvin replies on Apr 20, 2018:
We don`t have gun problem in the UK but still no hitchers
What has happened to hitchhiking?
azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2018:
I live out on old route 66 which is now 285 on the map I see hitchhikers all the time.
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Route 66 is a very cool road to live by. The grapes of wrath has the best hitchhiking story.
azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2018:
I live out on old route 66 which is now 285 on the map I see hitchhikers all the time.
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Route 66 is a very cool road to live by. The grapes of wrath has the best hitchhiking story.
What has happened to hitchhiking?
CallMeDave comments on Apr 19, 2018:
If you can afford an iPhone and data plan, you can buy a car.
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Have you seen how much insurance is for a new driver these days? Sure you can get a car for £200 but times that by 10 to be legal and with cameras everywhere you need to be.
CallMeDave comments on Apr 19, 2018:
If you can afford an iPhone and data plan, you can buy a car.
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Have you seen how much insurance is for a new driver these days? Sure you can get a car for £200 but times that by 10 to be legal and with cameras everywhere you need to be.
What has happened to hitchhiking?
Amisja comments on Apr 19, 2018:
Its quite common in France and considered a bit of a social fais pau not to pick up a hitcher. When I was younger I'd regularly hitch to Hull (from East Lancs) and get a walk on Ferry to Amsters..party all weekend and hitch back to nurse training school for monday. (I hope mi old Dad never reads ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Not sure about the France thing? My girlfriend and I were stuck in a one horse town (and I think that they ate the horse) called Valliane for 8 hours one summer.
Amisja comments on Apr 19, 2018:
Its quite common in France and considered a bit of a social fais pau not to pick up a hitcher. When I was younger I'd regularly hitch to Hull (from East Lancs) and get a walk on Ferry to Amsters..party all weekend and hitch back to nurse training school for monday. (I hope mi old Dad never reads ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Not sure about the France thing? My girlfriend and I were stuck in a one horse town (and I think that they ate the horse) called Valliane for 8 hours one summer.
Do you believe in Karma?
Mykbar comments on Apr 19, 2018:
If you believe in Karma, how do you explain Donald Trump?
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
You live in a country with a lot of dumb people in it (sorry members of this site exempted). You chose the worst candidate ever to run against him. But maybe its Karma for giving the world McDonalds?
Mykbar comments on Apr 19, 2018:
If you believe in Karma, how do you explain Donald Trump?
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
You live in a country with a lot of dumb people in it (sorry members of this site exempted). You chose the worst candidate ever to run against him. But maybe its Karma for giving the world McDonalds?
A friend of mine and I were talking about music the other day.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Ssome of the most magnificent classical music is 'religion' themed, Handel's Messiah as just one example. Gospel has some of the most incredible vocals around! Sometimes the 'lyrics' or theme can be ignored. Sometimes a very human message is inherent in the words, religion based or not. I'm not a ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
True John Newton was a slave ship captain but he already was a christian. (christianity had no problem with slavery. In fact it was viewed as the white mans burden to bring it to negroes). Later he became a staunch abolitionist but amazing grace was not initially written about this. He was shipwrecked off the coast of Africa and rescued, hence the " saved. "
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Ssome of the most magnificent classical music is 'religion' themed, Handel's Messiah as just one example. Gospel has some of the most incredible vocals around! Sometimes the 'lyrics' or theme can be ignored. Sometimes a very human message is inherent in the words, religion based or not. I'm not a ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
True John Newton was a slave ship captain but he already was a christian. (christianity had no problem with slavery. In fact it was viewed as the white mans burden to bring it to negroes). Later he became a staunch abolitionist but amazing grace was not initially written about this. He was shipwrecked off the coast of Africa and rescued, hence the " saved. "
A friend of mine and I were talking about music the other day.
springlover comments on Apr 18, 2018:
it was written by a secular jew. sung by a man who committed suicide. i dont see it celebrate religion per say, but definitely life. and i love mountain music!
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Hallelujah has a firm basis in the bible with the two love stories at the start.
Cohen was far from secular. He may not have been a practicing jew but he spent a long time in other religions, even scientology at one point. Then 9 years as a zen buddhist monk. I noticed on the sleeve notes of " Dear Heather " he spelt god as g-d as any good jew would. Also his last album is deeply religious, with a chorus taken from the kaddish and " I`m ready my lord. "
springlover comments on Apr 18, 2018:
it was written by a secular jew. sung by a man who committed suicide. i dont see it celebrate religion per say, but definitely life. and i love mountain music!
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Hallelujah has a firm basis in the bible with the two love stories at the start.
Cohen was far from secular. He may not have been a practicing jew but he spent a long time in other religions, even scientology at one point. Then 9 years as a zen buddhist monk. I noticed on the sleeve notes of " Dear Heather " he spelt god as g-d as any good jew would. Also his last album is deeply religious, with a chorus taken from the kaddish and " I`m ready my lord. "
Would you rather be crazy rich or deeply in love?
Hazydays comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Love. Can’t live a truly happy fulfilling life without it. Money can come and go, but true love remains and if it’s the right kind of reciprocating love, wealth shouldn’t matter or make one iota of difference. I’ve been on both sides of the wealth spectrum. Love is love no matter the money ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@GipsyOfNewSpain I have been in love a few times and had very long term relationships. Often they have been tarred by arguments about money. Personally I would like to see what life was like with enough of it then see what happens
Hazydays comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Love. Can’t live a truly happy fulfilling life without it. Money can come and go, but true love remains and if it’s the right kind of reciprocating love, wealth shouldn’t matter or make one iota of difference. I’ve been on both sides of the wealth spectrum. Love is love no matter the money ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@GipsyOfNewSpain I have been in love a few times and had very long term relationships. Often they have been tarred by arguments about money. Personally I would like to see what life was like with enough of it then see what happens
Would you rather be crazy rich or deeply in love?
Hazydays comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Love. Can’t live a truly happy fulfilling life without it. Money can come and go, but true love remains and if it’s the right kind of reciprocating love, wealth shouldn’t matter or make one iota of difference. I’ve been on both sides of the wealth spectrum. Love is love no matter the money ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Hazydays , It is not a question of gold diggers per sa but genetics. It is no secret that guys are naturally attracted to women with large breasts, wide hips and clear skin. This is because these are signs of fertility and the ability to raise their children. Money is male equivalent. It is all selfish gene. Of course money cannot buy you love but it does widen a guys chances of finding it.
Hazydays comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Love. Can’t live a truly happy fulfilling life without it. Money can come and go, but true love remains and if it’s the right kind of reciprocating love, wealth shouldn’t matter or make one iota of difference. I’ve been on both sides of the wealth spectrum. Love is love no matter the money ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Hazydays , It is not a question of gold diggers per sa but genetics. It is no secret that guys are naturally attracted to women with large breasts, wide hips and clear skin. This is because these are signs of fertility and the ability to raise their children. Money is male equivalent. It is all selfish gene. Of course money cannot buy you love but it does widen a guys chances of finding it.
I couldn't sleep so I decided to go on a walk despite the fact that it was two in the morning.
Sadoi comments on Apr 18, 2018:
@273kelvin I Could actually hear the occasional bird and I did see an owl hunting. Part of the route I took goes through the forested woods. Actually, most if my walk, once I got out of the city limits, was forest.
I feel safer in the woods despite people saying "all the bad stuff happens in ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
It doesn't sound much like hall to me lol
Sadoi comments on Apr 18, 2018:
@273kelvin I Could actually hear the occasional bird and I did see an owl hunting. Part of the route I took goes through the forested woods. Actually, most if my walk, once I got out of the city limits, was forest.
I feel safer in the woods despite people saying "all the bad stuff happens in ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 19, 2018:
It doesn't sound much like hall to me lol
How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk.
273kelvin comments on Apr 18, 2018:
According to this I am from Yonkers New Jersey. I suppose there must a load of scousers there lol
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Jnei Have you heard of the celtic boomerang. It doesn't come back, just spends 20 years singing songs about coming back
273kelvin comments on Apr 18, 2018:
According to this I am from Yonkers New Jersey. I suppose there must a load of scousers there lol
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Jnei Have you heard of the celtic boomerang. It doesn't come back, just spends 20 years singing songs about coming back
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273kelvin comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I have come across this world is really an illusion before in buddhism. Sorry but I don`t buy it. That would mean that Hirosima, Nagasaki and the Holocaust were not real and they were. Plus it just stifles debate on anything from politics, religion or the price of fish. True that the computer and ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Nickbeee Yes I am aware that 99.9999999% (or more) of matter is empty space. Also much of what we perceive of the world is a-priory but it still hurts when you get hit by a brick.
273kelvin comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I have come across this world is really an illusion before in buddhism. Sorry but I don`t buy it. That would mean that Hirosima, Nagasaki and the Holocaust were not real and they were. Plus it just stifles debate on anything from politics, religion or the price of fish. True that the computer and ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Nickbeee Yes I am aware that 99.9999999% (or more) of matter is empty space. Also much of what we perceive of the world is a-priory but it still hurts when you get hit by a brick.
How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk.
Rugglesby comments on Apr 18, 2018:
ha,
Let Stork Strine
(let us talk Australian)
It doesn't allow for the nuances of Affabeck Lauder, thinks I am from Jonkers. The only time I ever heard the name was from Michael Crawford and his mate Danny Crockin in Hello Dolly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7N2wssse14
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Hi neighbor
Rugglesby comments on Apr 18, 2018:
ha,
Let Stork Strine
(let us talk Australian)
It doesn't allow for the nuances of Affabeck Lauder, thinks I am from Jonkers. The only time I ever heard the name was from Michael Crawford and his mate Danny Crockin in Hello Dolly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7N2wssse14
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Hi neighbor
Some of the posts here are serious in tone and beg a serious response.
JeffB comments on Apr 18, 2018:
It might be frustrating if the wise ass comment gets all the attention, but if it's just one of many post, it shouldn't matter
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@El-loco Quite well. It hits a lot of bases. 1, It says I`m single 2, It is humorous 3, It says I`m not a control freak and will let her take charge on occasion 4, It is not hitting on her too obviously so I can walk away if she not interested or not single, without any embasement on either part.
JeffB comments on Apr 18, 2018:
It might be frustrating if the wise ass comment gets all the attention, but if it's just one of many post, it shouldn't matter
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@El-loco Quite well. It hits a lot of bases. 1, It says I`m single 2, It is humorous 3, It says I`m not a control freak and will let her take charge on occasion 4, It is not hitting on her too obviously so I can walk away if she not interested or not single, without any embasement on either part.
Would you rather be crazy rich or deeply in love?
Hazydays comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Love. Can’t live a truly happy fulfilling life without it. Money can come and go, but true love remains and if it’s the right kind of reciprocating love, wealth shouldn’t matter or make one iota of difference. I’ve been on both sides of the wealth spectrum. Love is love no matter the money ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Hazydays After they have eaten.
Just a quick look at the responses here will show most of the love answers come from women and rich from the guys. This is because money is part of guys attractiveness. Or does Jerry Hall think that Murdock has a really GSOH? The women will assume that the guy she falls for is at least as financially comfortable as she is attractive.
Hazydays comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Love. Can’t live a truly happy fulfilling life without it. Money can come and go, but true love remains and if it’s the right kind of reciprocating love, wealth shouldn’t matter or make one iota of difference. I’ve been on both sides of the wealth spectrum. Love is love no matter the money ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Hazydays After they have eaten.
Just a quick look at the responses here will show most of the love answers come from women and rich from the guys. This is because money is part of guys attractiveness. Or does Jerry Hall think that Murdock has a really GSOH? The women will assume that the guy she falls for is at least as financially comfortable as she is attractive.
Would you rather be crazy rich or deeply in love?
Hazydays comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Love. Can’t live a truly happy fulfilling life without it. Money can come and go, but true love remains and if it’s the right kind of reciprocating love, wealth shouldn’t matter or make one iota of difference. I’ve been on both sides of the wealth spectrum. Love is love no matter the money ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Yeah right coz there are loads of women trolling soup kitchen lines trying to pick up guys
Hazydays comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Love. Can’t live a truly happy fulfilling life without it. Money can come and go, but true love remains and if it’s the right kind of reciprocating love, wealth shouldn’t matter or make one iota of difference. I’ve been on both sides of the wealth spectrum. Love is love no matter the money ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Yeah right coz there are loads of women trolling soup kitchen lines trying to pick up guys
Why can't people understand roundabouts in Colorado and why does the state install them if no one ...
indirect76 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
We had two put in my town recently. After a while I was like, OK people are just getting used to them, but no. People can’t seem to wrap their heads around it.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO YIELD ONCE YOU ARE ON THE ROUNDABOUT!
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
I don`t know about US laws but in the UK the rule is " Give way to traffic coming from the right " (in your case it would be left) ie if your on the outside lane then yield to someone on the inside lane trying to exit.
indirect76 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
We had two put in my town recently. After a while I was like, OK people are just getting used to them, but no. People can’t seem to wrap their heads around it.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO YIELD ONCE YOU ARE ON THE ROUNDABOUT!
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
I don`t know about US laws but in the UK the rule is " Give way to traffic coming from the right " (in your case it would be left) ie if your on the outside lane then yield to someone on the inside lane trying to exit.
Some of the posts here are serious in tone and beg a serious response.
JeffB comments on Apr 18, 2018:
It might be frustrating if the wise ass comment gets all the attention, but if it's just one of many post, it shouldn't matter
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@JeffB My favorite pick up line is in the supermarket. " Can you pick me out the 2nd best cabbage please "
JeffB comments on Apr 18, 2018:
It might be frustrating if the wise ass comment gets all the attention, but if it's just one of many post, it shouldn't matter
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@JeffB My favorite pick up line is in the supermarket. " Can you pick me out the 2nd best cabbage please "
I've been writing stuff for years.
273kelvin comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Best way I have found to finish something and get over a block is. Find something that needs to be done that you really hate doing, tax returns are a good example. Then put yourself in front of the keyboard and do one thing or the other.
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Finish it first, if a jobs worth doing, its worth doing. You can and should re-write it again and again anyway. Cut and paste is a great boon in this
273kelvin comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Best way I have found to finish something and get over a block is. Find something that needs to be done that you really hate doing, tax returns are a good example. Then put yourself in front of the keyboard and do one thing or the other.
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Finish it first, if a jobs worth doing, its worth doing. You can and should re-write it again and again anyway. Cut and paste is a great boon in this
A good one for this group.
LetzGetReal comments on Apr 17, 2018:
There are holocaust JOKES??
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
There were jokes in the camps. A Chech comic who was imprisoned by the nazis and soviets told one to his soviet captors.
Himler is doing a tour of the camp and says " Where is my pipe? Its been stolen " Immediately a search begins and the camp is turned over. When he gets back to his car he finds it on the back seat. " Call off the search, I have found my pipe " says Himler. " You can`t of " says one of the guards " Two jews have already confessed to stealing it. "
One of the soviet guards laughed at this, one didn`t. So the comic asks why? " I heard it before about Stalin but you would tell it about Brezhnev. That`s why your in here "
LetzGetReal comments on Apr 17, 2018:
There are holocaust JOKES??
273kelvin replies on Apr 18, 2018:
There were jokes in the camps. A Chech comic who was imprisoned by the nazis and soviets told one to his soviet captors.
Himler is doing a tour of the camp and says " Where is my pipe? Its been stolen " Immediately a search begins and the camp is turned over. When he gets back to his car he finds it on the back seat. " Call off the search, I have found my pipe " says Himler. " You can`t of " says one of the guards " Two jews have already confessed to stealing it. "
One of the soviet guards laughed at this, one didn`t. So the comic asks why? " I heard it before about Stalin but you would tell it about Brezhnev. That`s why your in here "
According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style.
MikeEC comments on Apr 17, 2018:
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. A good one
If someone says: "Tell me a joke" my response is a blank look.
However, many times when someone tells a joke like this one, it reminds me of a joke. Are other joke tellers like this? How do most of you come up with jokes, strictly from memory, search for jokes ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 17, 2018:
@PappyOnWings One joke I waited 40 years to say. I have a gay friend Billy. He quite likes my non pc attitude. The type of things you can only say if you really are friends. Like " Shirt lifter " or " chutney ferret " Anyway one day he came round, camp as usual and said " I`m really into Spanish guys at the mo. I just love em " So I say " Oh you wont let a dago by? "
MikeEC comments on Apr 17, 2018:
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. A good one
If someone says: "Tell me a joke" my response is a blank look.
However, many times when someone tells a joke like this one, it reminds me of a joke. Are other joke tellers like this? How do most of you come up with jokes, strictly from memory, search for jokes ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 17, 2018:
@PappyOnWings One joke I waited 40 years to say. I have a gay friend Billy. He quite likes my non pc attitude. The type of things you can only say if you really are friends. Like " Shirt lifter " or " chutney ferret " Anyway one day he came round, camp as usual and said " I`m really into Spanish guys at the mo. I just love em " So I say " Oh you wont let a dago by? "
According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style.
MikeEC comments on Apr 17, 2018:
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. A good one
If someone says: "Tell me a joke" my response is a blank look.
However, many times when someone tells a joke like this one, it reminds me of a joke. Are other joke tellers like this? How do most of you come up with jokes, strictly from memory, search for jokes ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 17, 2018:
Often one reminds me of another. Let me guess which one " doggie style " reminded you of. Does it end with "and we have to find a street where nobody knows us? "
Truth is I have a back catalogue of hundreds if not thousands.
MikeEC comments on Apr 17, 2018:
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. A good one
If someone says: "Tell me a joke" my response is a blank look.
However, many times when someone tells a joke like this one, it reminds me of a joke. Are other joke tellers like this? How do most of you come up with jokes, strictly from memory, search for jokes ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 17, 2018:
Often one reminds me of another. Let me guess which one " doggie style " reminded you of. Does it end with "and we have to find a street where nobody knows us? "
Truth is I have a back catalogue of hundreds if not thousands.
Anyone have any Netflix recommendations?
SallyInStitches comments on Feb 28, 2018:
The Last kingdom is really good.
Then again, I'm a documentary enthusiast.
And Hong kong theatre. And foreign movies. And the Great British Bakeoff....oh & the new Queer Eye...
273kelvin replies on Apr 16, 2018:
@SallyInStitches Highly recommend " Norsemen " not listed as a comedy but it is very funny
SallyInStitches comments on Feb 28, 2018:
The Last kingdom is really good.
Then again, I'm a documentary enthusiast.
And Hong kong theatre. And foreign movies. And the Great British Bakeoff....oh & the new Queer Eye...
273kelvin replies on Apr 16, 2018:
@SallyInStitches Highly recommend " Norsemen " not listed as a comedy but it is very funny
Substances - Do you use them? Do you think they help or hinder your writing?
Palindromeman comments on Apr 16, 2018:
For the purposes of this question, is sex a substance?
273kelvin replies on Apr 16, 2018:
Well its addictive
Palindromeman comments on Apr 16, 2018:
For the purposes of this question, is sex a substance?
273kelvin replies on Apr 16, 2018:
Well its addictive
I was just looking at the Patheos site (which I am always a bit suspicious of) and in their ...
273kelvin comments on Apr 15, 2018:
Well we do have st Bartholomews hospital in UK but my favorite is Guys. It was founded by a book seller who made a large fortune in the south sea bubble, got out just in time but felt guilty about it.
273kelvin replies on Apr 16, 2018:
@CeliaVL But great Ormond st used to get a lot of its funding from Peter Pan
273kelvin comments on Apr 15, 2018:
Well we do have st Bartholomews hospital in UK but my favorite is Guys. It was founded by a book seller who made a large fortune in the south sea bubble, got out just in time but felt guilty about it.
273kelvin replies on Apr 16, 2018:
@CeliaVL But great Ormond st used to get a lot of its funding from Peter Pan
Anyone have any Netflix recommendations?
Gatovicolo comments on Feb 28, 2018:
the last kingdom
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
Try Norsemen a quirky comedy set in viking times. No laugh track though so you work the jokes out for yourself.
Gatovicolo comments on Feb 28, 2018:
the last kingdom
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
Try Norsemen a quirky comedy set in viking times. No laugh track though so you work the jokes out for yourself.
Anyone have any Netflix recommendations?
SallyInStitches comments on Feb 28, 2018:
The Last kingdom is really good.
Then again, I'm a documentary enthusiast.
And Hong kong theatre. And foreign movies. And the Great British Bakeoff....oh & the new Queer Eye...
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
I keep noticing the historical inaccuracy in last kingdom. ie Stirrups, not used in England before the Normans brought them over in 1066.
Sorry I`m a pedant
SallyInStitches comments on Feb 28, 2018:
The Last kingdom is really good.
Then again, I'm a documentary enthusiast.
And Hong kong theatre. And foreign movies. And the Great British Bakeoff....oh & the new Queer Eye...
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
I keep noticing the historical inaccuracy in last kingdom. ie Stirrups, not used in England before the Normans brought them over in 1066.
Sorry I`m a pedant
Anyone have any Netflix recommendations?
DobbinPitch comments on Feb 28, 2018:
Peaky Blinders. You can thank me later
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
Shot near me in Liverpool. Not All of the place is as bleak as that though. The Kensington scene was Liverpool too.
DobbinPitch comments on Feb 28, 2018:
Peaky Blinders. You can thank me later
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
Shot near me in Liverpool. Not All of the place is as bleak as that though. The Kensington scene was Liverpool too.
Anyone have any Netflix recommendations?
geeky1965 comments on Feb 28, 2018:
Travelers is great, and mindhunter is another really good thriller!
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
There is a Spanish one on there called " ministry of time " which travelers seems to have ripped off. Sub-titles but I was hooked
geeky1965 comments on Feb 28, 2018:
Travelers is great, and mindhunter is another really good thriller!
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
There is a Spanish one on there called " ministry of time " which travelers seems to have ripped off. Sub-titles but I was hooked
Best album ever? For me it's Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos. What's yours?
273kelvin comments on Apr 15, 2018:
Well I like the classics Joni Mitchell " Blue "
Miles Davis " kind of blue "
Beatles " Abby road "
Stones " Stcky fingers "
L. Cohen " Ten new songs "
But the more obscure ones really get me
Ry Cooder " Paradise and lunch "
Country Joe MCDonald " War war war "
Pete Atkin/Clive James " A king...
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
@Akfishlady There are some lovely obscure ones by Ry. Chavez Ravine and San Patricio spring to mind. Though do check out A king at nightfall
273kelvin comments on Apr 15, 2018:
Well I like the classics Joni Mitchell " Blue "
Miles Davis " kind of blue "
Beatles " Abby road "
Stones " Stcky fingers "
L. Cohen " Ten new songs "
But the more obscure ones really get me
Ry Cooder " Paradise and lunch "
Country Joe MCDonald " War war war "
Pete Atkin/Clive James " A king...
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
@Akfishlady There are some lovely obscure ones by Ry. Chavez Ravine and San Patricio spring to mind. Though do check out A king at nightfall
This is the 2nd time this week my facility has food poisoned me!
273kelvin comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Shrimp really, after the last bout?
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
@Sarahroo29 Whenever I have to eat away for lunch. I go veggie, it`s safer that way
273kelvin comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Shrimp really, after the last bout?
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
@Sarahroo29 Whenever I have to eat away for lunch. I go veggie, it`s safer that way
Best album ever? For me it's Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos. What's yours?
Akfishlady comments on Apr 15, 2018:
Now: Tedeschi Trucks Band- Revelator
When I was younger: David Bowie - Heroes
Religious (so to speak) George Harrison -All things Must Pass
Rock : Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
Alt: The National - High Violet
Alt Americana : Ryan Adams -Cold Roses
Punk: Clash - London Calling
Blues ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
Check out " Dub side of the moon " Easy dub all stars
Akfishlady comments on Apr 15, 2018:
Now: Tedeschi Trucks Band- Revelator
When I was younger: David Bowie - Heroes
Religious (so to speak) George Harrison -All things Must Pass
Rock : Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
Alt: The National - High Violet
Alt Americana : Ryan Adams -Cold Roses
Punk: Clash - London Calling
Blues ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 15, 2018:
Check out " Dub side of the moon " Easy dub all stars
The Medieval Origins of Easter Traditions | Tor.com
Nickbeee comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Awesome. After seeing people post crap explanations about how it was named after Ischtar all day on social media platforms, and only one posting the real one, it's good to see a real proper explanation. Thanks. Nice link.
273kelvin replies on Apr 14, 2018:
@Nickbeee The use of " Amen " predates christianity. I seem to remember it being used at my daughters bat mitzvah. As for the divine right of kings? That goes back a long long way. The reason I think that the king is never actually taken in chess but only mated. I have posted a very detailed explanation of our church/state relationship in the UK called antidisestablishmentarianism. You might care to read it.
Nickbeee comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Awesome. After seeing people post crap explanations about how it was named after Ischtar all day on social media platforms, and only one posting the real one, it's good to see a real proper explanation. Thanks. Nice link.
273kelvin replies on Apr 14, 2018:
@Nickbeee The use of " Amen " predates christianity. I seem to remember it being used at my daughters bat mitzvah. As for the divine right of kings? That goes back a long long way. The reason I think that the king is never actually taken in chess but only mated. I have posted a very detailed explanation of our church/state relationship in the UK called antidisestablishmentarianism. You might care to read it.
The Medieval Origins of Easter Traditions | Tor.com
Markus comments on Apr 1, 2018:
I didn’t know that. Is this an extrapolation of the Assyrian god Ishtar?
273kelvin replies on Apr 14, 2018:
No it was a terrible movie lol
Markus comments on Apr 1, 2018:
I didn’t know that. Is this an extrapolation of the Assyrian god Ishtar?
273kelvin replies on Apr 14, 2018:
No it was a terrible movie lol
What’s your views on the death penalty laws?
gothicmtn86 comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Not a total fan but sure would like it available for certain heinus crimes the commission of which is obvious to the average person like the Oklamoma bombing.
273kelvin replies on Apr 14, 2018:
Odd one that. I listened to a radio doc about this and one of guys anti was formally pro death penalty. He lost his daughter to the Oklahoma bombing but she was anti all her life. So he changed his stance to honor her wishes. The victims families were split into two camps. Whilst the pros thought that execution would bring about some form of closure, it did not. Plus (from what I gleen) there may well have been others involved in this atrocity but one avenue of inquiry is now closed.
gothicmtn86 comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Not a total fan but sure would like it available for certain heinus crimes the commission of which is obvious to the average person like the Oklamoma bombing.
273kelvin replies on Apr 14, 2018:
Odd one that. I listened to a radio doc about this and one of guys anti was formally pro death penalty. He lost his daughter to the Oklahoma bombing but she was anti all her life. So he changed his stance to honor her wishes. The victims families were split into two camps. Whilst the pros thought that execution would bring about some form of closure, it did not. Plus (from what I gleen) there may well have been others involved in this atrocity but one avenue of inquiry is now closed.
My girlfriend and I turned up at a fancy dress party in jeans and t-shirts.
silverotter11 comments on Apr 12, 2018:
huh?
273kelvin replies on Apr 14, 2018:
@silverotter11 Well turtle jokes can be a little slow
silverotter11 comments on Apr 12, 2018:
huh?
273kelvin replies on Apr 14, 2018:
@silverotter11 Well turtle jokes can be a little slow
Am I the only one but I have just experienced an exploding potato.
Josephine comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Wow, potatoes in a tin, I didn't know that was a thing. I don't think it should be a thing, I think that needs to not exist.
273kelvin replies on Apr 14, 2018:
They had been sitting in my larder for years. I bought them for a camping trip
Josephine comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Wow, potatoes in a tin, I didn't know that was a thing. I don't think it should be a thing, I think that needs to not exist.
273kelvin replies on Apr 14, 2018:
They had been sitting in my larder for years. I bought them for a camping trip
Am I the only one but I have just experienced an exploding potato.
LiterateHiker comments on Apr 13, 2018:
You are supposed to pierce potatoes several times with a knife before putting them into an oven or microwave.
273kelvin replies on Apr 13, 2018:
Well I know that NOW. Single man at work.
LiterateHiker comments on Apr 13, 2018:
You are supposed to pierce potatoes several times with a knife before putting them into an oven or microwave.
273kelvin replies on Apr 13, 2018:
Well I know that NOW. Single man at work.
Am I the only one but I have just experienced an exploding potato.
Outlier comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Baked potato exploded in the oven because I forgot to lance it. Quite messy.
273kelvin replies on Apr 13, 2018:
I don`t care too much if it stays behind closed doors but this was out to get me.
Outlier comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Baked potato exploded in the oven because I forgot to lance it. Quite messy.
273kelvin replies on Apr 13, 2018:
I don`t care too much if it stays behind closed doors but this was out to get me.
Was Richard Nixon a villain or prophetic visionary.
thepassionate1 comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Richard M Nixon was the most parnoid president that we ever had . He always feared that the press was out to crufily him
273kelvin replies on Apr 13, 2018:
Parallels with Trump of course but are we not too dissimilar. Worrying about govt agencies and large corps viewing our info. Yet recording everything. CCTV cameras everywhere. Distrustful of the press.
thepassionate1 comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Richard M Nixon was the most parnoid president that we ever had . He always feared that the press was out to crufily him
273kelvin replies on Apr 13, 2018:
Parallels with Trump of course but are we not too dissimilar. Worrying about govt agencies and large corps viewing our info. Yet recording everything. CCTV cameras everywhere. Distrustful of the press.
My girlfriend and I turned up at a fancy dress party in jeans and t-shirts.
silverotter11 comments on Apr 12, 2018:
huh?
273kelvin replies on Apr 13, 2018:
@silverotter11 Say it out loud.
silverotter11 comments on Apr 12, 2018:
huh?
273kelvin replies on Apr 13, 2018:
@silverotter11 Say it out loud.
My girlfriend and I turned up at a fancy dress party in jeans and t-shirts.
silverotter11 comments on Apr 12, 2018:
huh?
273kelvin replies on Apr 13, 2018:
Really?
silverotter11 comments on Apr 12, 2018:
huh?
273kelvin replies on Apr 13, 2018:
Really?
Okay folks can you help?
Palindromeman comments on Apr 12, 2018:
That song is going platinum!
273kelvin replies on Apr 12, 2018:
Lighters at the ready
Palindromeman comments on Apr 12, 2018:
That song is going platinum!
273kelvin replies on Apr 12, 2018:
Lighters at the ready
An idiot walks into a police department looking for a job.
273kelvin comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Apart from that bit Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
273kelvin replies on Apr 12, 2018:
@FrayedBear Most political careers end in failure. Legends are nearly always dead. It is not the death that ensures this but often the manor of death. Paul is by far a better songwriter than John Lennon was (his songs are covered more) but John got shot and... A classic case is Isadora Duncan, Strangled by her own scarf as it wrapped around the wheel of a Bugatti in the south of France
273kelvin comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Apart from that bit Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
273kelvin replies on Apr 12, 2018:
@FrayedBear Most political careers end in failure. Legends are nearly always dead. It is not the death that ensures this but often the manor of death. Paul is by far a better songwriter than John Lennon was (his songs are covered more) but John got shot and... A classic case is Isadora Duncan, Strangled by her own scarf as it wrapped around the wheel of a Bugatti in the south of France
Okay folks can you help?
FrayedBear comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Ransom is a favorite for me.
273kelvin replies on Apr 12, 2018:
I like ransom but not sure it rhymes as well as foursome, Les Dawson or your mum.
FrayedBear comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Ransom is a favorite for me.
273kelvin replies on Apr 12, 2018:
I like ransom but not sure it rhymes as well as foursome, Les Dawson or your mum.
What do you know well enough to teach others?
IzziBell comments on Feb 16, 2018:
Grade 1&2 Braille. Crochet, sew and knit. How play Chess (novice lvl) and Backgammon (advanced lvl). Ride a motorbike, trike, quad or scooter. Change a flat tyre on a car. Fish for Salmon and trout on a fly rod.
273kelvin replies on Apr 12, 2018:
The writer Henry James learnt braille so he could read in bed without hurting his eyes.
PS. I am very good backgammon player too.
IzziBell comments on Feb 16, 2018:
Grade 1&2 Braille. Crochet, sew and knit. How play Chess (novice lvl) and Backgammon (advanced lvl). Ride a motorbike, trike, quad or scooter. Change a flat tyre on a car. Fish for Salmon and trout on a fly rod.
273kelvin replies on Apr 12, 2018:
The writer Henry James learnt braille so he could read in bed without hurting his eyes.
PS. I am very good backgammon player too.
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives
JohnSchindler comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Okay.
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because you wore the wrong socks today.
273kelvin replies on Apr 12, 2018:
Or a real pervert owned the chicken
JohnSchindler comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Okay.
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because you wore the wrong socks today.
273kelvin replies on Apr 12, 2018:
Or a real pervert owned the chicken
What are your thoughts on existentialism?
273kelvin comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Friedrich Nietzsche postulated the idea that instead of heaven or hell. You have to live your life all over again, just as you lived it, no take backs. Would the being that did this to you be an angel or demon? You have a lifetime to find out.
One of the things that I baffle theisists with, is the ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@Sarahroo29 Us heathens are more moral than them. We do not have to be bribed to be good.
273kelvin comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Friedrich Nietzsche postulated the idea that instead of heaven or hell. You have to live your life all over again, just as you lived it, no take backs. Would the being that did this to you be an angel or demon? You have a lifetime to find out.
One of the things that I baffle theisists with, is the ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@Sarahroo29 Us heathens are more moral than them. We do not have to be bribed to be good.
What books do you keep coming back to?
ReBrew2115 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F%@#,
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Shit I was just about to type Zen and the art of myself. I read it so many times but also given copies to friends. A few years back one of them gave me a tribute book. Where the guy rides the same rout now. Good excuse as any for a bike trip I suppose.
ReBrew2115 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F%@#,
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Shit I was just about to type Zen and the art of myself. I read it so many times but also given copies to friends. A few years back one of them gave me a tribute book. Where the guy rides the same rout now. Good excuse as any for a bike trip I suppose.
If we ever officially devolope time travel, when would you go to?
273kelvin comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Chicago on the night of Martin Luther Kings assassination. Hendrix was due to play but he said that he could not go on. The police came to him and begged him to do the gig. There were thousands of people who were all set to riot if he did not. So he came on stage and said " This is for a friend of ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@SeeCanU Alas no 1, Im a brit and 2, I was only 10 at the time but I have heard of it and this is my pick.
273kelvin comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Chicago on the night of Martin Luther Kings assassination. Hendrix was due to play but he said that he could not go on. The police came to him and begged him to do the gig. There were thousands of people who were all set to riot if he did not. So he came on stage and said " This is for a friend of ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
@SeeCanU Alas no 1, Im a brit and 2, I was only 10 at the time but I have heard of it and this is my pick.
If we ever officially devolope time travel, when would you go to?
273kelvin comments on Apr 9, 2018:
There is a theory that time travel is not possible because if it were, people would have come back and told us about it. However there is another theory that says it is possible. It`s just that it sends you mad and you end up in the park drinking cider, speaking in an unintelligible scottish accent...
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Translates as
etal oot sti erofeb won pmurT lliK
273kelvin comments on Apr 9, 2018:
There is a theory that time travel is not possible because if it were, people would have come back and told us about it. However there is another theory that says it is possible. It`s just that it sends you mad and you end up in the park drinking cider, speaking in an unintelligible scottish accent...
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
Translates as
etal oot sti erofeb won pmurT lliK
The great melting pot of the market.
Novelty comments on Apr 9, 2018:
In the US we have the 99 cent store.
It helps when the money is lean and you don't mind canned goods.
Based on the number of women children and old people I see in there I'm pretty sure it keeps a portion of the population from starving.
I know it helped me get by, and still does.
They still ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
We have a whole raft of them. 99p stores poundland etc I once bought the most funkiest pair of sunglasses for 50p at one these. They had the S. African flag motif but you looked though loads of holes. It was a bit like a flies eyes must be. They looked great but you were in danger of bumping into things and could never be worn whist driving.
Novelty comments on Apr 9, 2018:
In the US we have the 99 cent store.
It helps when the money is lean and you don't mind canned goods.
Based on the number of women children and old people I see in there I'm pretty sure it keeps a portion of the population from starving.
I know it helped me get by, and still does.
They still ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
We have a whole raft of them. 99p stores poundland etc I once bought the most funkiest pair of sunglasses for 50p at one these. They had the S. African flag motif but you looked though loads of holes. It was a bit like a flies eyes must be. They looked great but you were in danger of bumping into things and could never be worn whist driving.
The great melting pot of the market.
sassygirl3869 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Wow our food gets markdowns in supermarket all the time.usually meats, dairy, vegetables, misc goods-no set days-I always look for markdowns. After markdowns the outdated food is given to food banks where qualified peoplelow income and disabled get food for free, I used to go but mine closed and I ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
These are when the food is marked down for the 2nd or 3rd time. Some stuff like uncut loaves and out of code things go to food banks.
sassygirl3869 comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Wow our food gets markdowns in supermarket all the time.usually meats, dairy, vegetables, misc goods-no set days-I always look for markdowns. After markdowns the outdated food is given to food banks where qualified peoplelow income and disabled get food for free, I used to go but mine closed and I ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 9, 2018:
These are when the food is marked down for the 2nd or 3rd time. Some stuff like uncut loaves and out of code things go to food banks.
May I recommend in the most strongest terms possible, a documentary on netflix called " Five came ...
astardrifter comments on Apr 7, 2018:
I hate to admit that I have not seen Saving Private Ryan. I own it, just haven't worked up the nerve to see it. I don't like movies that make me cry.
273kelvin replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@astardrifter To some extent SPR is a sequel to " Schindler's list. " Where the later explores the holocaust and evils of the nazi regime, SPR gives thanks and homage to to young men that delivered us from such evil.
The segment of a poem read each year in the UK on 11th Nov. remembrance day.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
astardrifter comments on Apr 7, 2018:
I hate to admit that I have not seen Saving Private Ryan. I own it, just haven't worked up the nerve to see it. I don't like movies that make me cry.
273kelvin replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@astardrifter To some extent SPR is a sequel to " Schindler's list. " Where the later explores the holocaust and evils of the nazi regime, SPR gives thanks and homage to to young men that delivered us from such evil.
The segment of a poem read each year in the UK on 11th Nov. remembrance day.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
May I recommend in the most strongest terms possible, a documentary on netflix called " Five came ...
Hicks66 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
That's a diverse batch of movies you cite. Besides "good" what's the common thread?
273kelvin replies on Apr 7, 2018:
John Ford, William Wyler, John Huston, Frank Capra, and George Stevens, all went to work for the war dept in ww2. This doc explores what they did and how it affected them, with interviews with Spielberg etc.Wyler directed the original " Memphis Belle ", Houston " San Pietro ". Capra did propaganda films like " The negro soldier " Just watch the doc and all will be revealed. a must for film buffs.
Hicks66 comments on Apr 7, 2018:
That's a diverse batch of movies you cite. Besides "good" what's the common thread?
273kelvin replies on Apr 7, 2018:
John Ford, William Wyler, John Huston, Frank Capra, and George Stevens, all went to work for the war dept in ww2. This doc explores what they did and how it affected them, with interviews with Spielberg etc.Wyler directed the original " Memphis Belle ", Houston " San Pietro ". Capra did propaganda films like " The negro soldier " Just watch the doc and all will be revealed. a must for film buffs.
An Ode to Panspermia is a tongue-in-cheek piece I penned back in 1971 dedicated to the theory ...
273kelvin comments on Apr 7, 2018:
The theory that alien transports were responsible is far less likely than microbes in a meteor.
273kelvin replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@Petter Yes but the word transports implies some sort of intelligence aforethought. From what we are learning about some biological life forms here on earth, it maybe just accidental. ie A planet exploded and bacteria or even more basic life forms may have just been there and survived deep space.
273kelvin comments on Apr 7, 2018:
The theory that alien transports were responsible is far less likely than microbes in a meteor.
273kelvin replies on Apr 7, 2018:
@Petter Yes but the word transports implies some sort of intelligence aforethought. From what we are learning about some biological life forms here on earth, it maybe just accidental. ie A planet exploded and bacteria or even more basic life forms may have just been there and survived deep space.
May I recommend in the most strongest terms possible, a documentary on netflix called " Five came ...
astardrifter comments on Apr 7, 2018:
I hate to admit that I have not seen Saving Private Ryan. I own it, just haven't worked up the nerve to see it. I don't like movies that make me cry.
273kelvin replies on Apr 7, 2018:
Not wishing to cry at movies must severely limit your choices. Not just in obvious weepies such as " Beaches " or " Sleepless in Seattle " but feel good films too like " It`s a wonderful life. "
For me it is the delving into emotions that is the best part of cinema.
astardrifter comments on Apr 7, 2018:
I hate to admit that I have not seen Saving Private Ryan. I own it, just haven't worked up the nerve to see it. I don't like movies that make me cry.
273kelvin replies on Apr 7, 2018:
Not wishing to cry at movies must severely limit your choices. Not just in obvious weepies such as " Beaches " or " Sleepless in Seattle " but feel good films too like " It`s a wonderful life. "
For me it is the delving into emotions that is the best part of cinema.
May I recommend in the most strongest terms possible, a documentary on netflix called " Five came ...
astardrifter comments on Apr 7, 2018:
I hate to admit that I have not seen Saving Private Ryan. I own it, just haven't worked up the nerve to see it. I don't like movies that make me cry.
273kelvin replies on Apr 7, 2018:
I cry at all kinds movies up to and including " Rocky. "
The 1st 20 mins of " saving " is like a lot of Spielberg's work. Just as in " Who framed Roger rabbit " where the cartoon sequence top loads a whole bunch of laughs at the beginning. " Saving " has about the most harrowing action shots you will see in cinema. After watching " five came back " and subsequently John Houston's " San Pietro. " I can see where Spielberg got a lot of his ideas from. For me this does not detract from how good the film is but rather adds to it.
In " five came back " we learn that both John Ford and John Houston were there at d-day and filmed it. Most of what they shot could not be shown as (even for todays jaded audiences) it was much too graphic. However it does throw light on their post war works.
astardrifter comments on Apr 7, 2018:
I hate to admit that I have not seen Saving Private Ryan. I own it, just haven't worked up the nerve to see it. I don't like movies that make me cry.
273kelvin replies on Apr 7, 2018:
I cry at all kinds movies up to and including " Rocky. "
The 1st 20 mins of " saving " is like a lot of Spielberg's work. Just as in " Who framed Roger rabbit " where the cartoon sequence top loads a whole bunch of laughs at the beginning. " Saving " has about the most harrowing action shots you will see in cinema. After watching " five came back " and subsequently John Houston's " San Pietro. " I can see where Spielberg got a lot of his ideas from. For me this does not detract from how good the film is but rather adds to it.
In " five came back " we learn that both John Ford and John Houston were there at d-day and filmed it. Most of what they shot could not be shown as (even for todays jaded audiences) it was much too graphic. However it does throw light on their post war works.
Hallo, wordsmiths & book connoisseurs!
as a devourer of literature & a former creator of german ...
FrayedBear comments on Apr 6, 2018:
Lol. Clockwork Orange by I think Anthony Burgess - English / Russian language C.1962
273kelvin replies on Apr 6, 2018:
@walklightly Defecating was more what he did to his own country.
FrayedBear comments on Apr 6, 2018:
Lol. Clockwork Orange by I think Anthony Burgess - English / Russian language C.1962
273kelvin replies on Apr 6, 2018:
@walklightly Defecating was more what he did to his own country.
Hallo, wordsmiths & book connoisseurs!
as a devourer of literature & a former creator of german ...
FrayedBear comments on Apr 6, 2018:
Lol. Clockwork Orange by I think Anthony Burgess - English / Russian language C.1962
273kelvin replies on Apr 6, 2018:
@Petter Not sure that Guy ever learnt russian, even after he defected.
FrayedBear comments on Apr 6, 2018:
Lol. Clockwork Orange by I think Anthony Burgess - English / Russian language C.1962
273kelvin replies on Apr 6, 2018:
@Petter Not sure that Guy ever learnt russian, even after he defected.
What It's Like Living in the South (U.S) Easter Week
Lauren comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I don't know, @VictoriaNotes. I do find the message of the story ("Jesus committing suicide by proxy. and then everyone was framed and shamed") to be disturbing but to me it's a fiction, just like pagan religions with shops with psychic readings and magic charms. So depending on who is with me, I ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 4, 2018:
@Lauren Actually it would get a shit storm from christians in the UK. The crass commercialism would have them in fits.
Lauren comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I don't know, @VictoriaNotes. I do find the message of the story ("Jesus committing suicide by proxy. and then everyone was framed and shamed") to be disturbing but to me it's a fiction, just like pagan religions with shops with psychic readings and magic charms. So depending on who is with me, I ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 4, 2018:
@Lauren Actually it would get a shit storm from christians in the UK. The crass commercialism would have them in fits.
What It's Like Living in the South (U.S) Easter Week
jeffy comments on Mar 31, 2018:
I would figure out some way to play the Kink's Lola right by that dsiplay as louldly as possible, then sit back and watch heads explode.
273kelvin replies on Apr 4, 2018:
Ah the Uk version of that song is different. After they recorded it the BBC ask them to re-do it as they were censorship problems with the lyrics. So Ray had to go back and change the words from coca-cola to cherry-cola (the bbc has no advertising allowed)
jeffy comments on Mar 31, 2018:
I would figure out some way to play the Kink's Lola right by that dsiplay as louldly as possible, then sit back and watch heads explode.
273kelvin replies on Apr 4, 2018:
Ah the Uk version of that song is different. After they recorded it the BBC ask them to re-do it as they were censorship problems with the lyrics. So Ray had to go back and change the words from coca-cola to cherry-cola (the bbc has no advertising allowed)
An Atheist clergy.
LeighShelton comments on Apr 4, 2018:
Apart from the law based on religion and religion why do you need to get married at all? animals do just fine without and that's a shit load of animals.
273kelvin replies on Apr 4, 2018:
Many animals do mate for life and their elaborate courtship rituals mights be described as marriage of sorts.
LeighShelton comments on Apr 4, 2018:
Apart from the law based on religion and religion why do you need to get married at all? animals do just fine without and that's a shit load of animals.
273kelvin replies on Apr 4, 2018:
Many animals do mate for life and their elaborate courtship rituals mights be described as marriage of sorts.
Most pranks have an element of malice in them but my favorite was this one (I tried to google it but...
Wenter comments on Apr 2, 2018:
Here's my favorite. Girl caller leaves message on voicemail. Hello, My name is Myra. Our office is trying to reach Mr. Arnold Jones. Please have Mr. Jones call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx and ask for my extension. Tell them Myra M-Y-R-A Maynes M-A-Y-N-E-S. Thank you.
The number to use is any funeral home....
273kelvin replies on Apr 2, 2018:
There is a funeral parlor in Liverpool called R S Cape
Wenter comments on Apr 2, 2018:
Here's my favorite. Girl caller leaves message on voicemail. Hello, My name is Myra. Our office is trying to reach Mr. Arnold Jones. Please have Mr. Jones call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx and ask for my extension. Tell them Myra M-Y-R-A Maynes M-A-Y-N-E-S. Thank you.
The number to use is any funeral home....
273kelvin replies on Apr 2, 2018:
There is a funeral parlor in Liverpool called R S Cape
Two buffalos on the prairie.
Mooolah comments on Apr 1, 2018:
First of all they are not buffalos. (Limies!) =0{
2nd What is "minging" ?
3rd They are called dreads, & in the kinky group they like the smell.
(There is a term for it. Something with a Latin prefix. Latin for some reason. Probably church related ie Latin!!! Olyphactory something. You do the ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 1, 2018:
1st the joke is based around the song and it does not say " where the dear and the bison roam "
2nd google minging. English is a living language
3rd It`s f*ckin joke
4th see 1st
Mooolah comments on Apr 1, 2018:
First of all they are not buffalos. (Limies!) =0{
2nd What is "minging" ?
3rd They are called dreads, & in the kinky group they like the smell.
(There is a term for it. Something with a Latin prefix. Latin for some reason. Probably church related ie Latin!!! Olyphactory something. You do the ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 1, 2018:
1st the joke is based around the song and it does not say " where the dear and the bison roam "
2nd google minging. English is a living language
3rd It`s f*ckin joke
4th see 1st
Brought up as a Catholic, I learned the significance and power of symbolism.
273kelvin comments on Apr 1, 2018:
It seems odd to us brits that when we see the USA on TV or films there are stars and stripes flags all over the place. Offices, peoples lawns etc. unless England is having it`s usual brief go at the world cup, you would hardly ever see the union flag anywhere execpt for govt buildings. Is not old ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 1, 2018:
@balance_point We live with the collective guilt of a former empire.This makes us slightly uneasy about flag waving and it is only done on special occasions.
273kelvin comments on Apr 1, 2018:
It seems odd to us brits that when we see the USA on TV or films there are stars and stripes flags all over the place. Offices, peoples lawns etc. unless England is having it`s usual brief go at the world cup, you would hardly ever see the union flag anywhere execpt for govt buildings. Is not old ...
273kelvin replies on Apr 1, 2018:
@balance_point We live with the collective guilt of a former empire.This makes us slightly uneasy about flag waving and it is only done on special occasions.
Two buffalos on the prairie.
silverotter11 comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Fuck!! a talking bison!!
273kelvin replies on Apr 1, 2018:
Two cockneys talking, one says " Whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison? "
Next cockney says " I dunno What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison? "
" Yer cant wash yer ands in a buffalo "
silverotter11 comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Fuck!! a talking bison!!
273kelvin replies on Apr 1, 2018:
Two cockneys talking, one says " Whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison? "
Next cockney says " I dunno What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison? "
" Yer cant wash yer ands in a buffalo "
Here's a cheesy joke for you all.
MissingLink16 comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Does that make me an agnostic hypocrite? Or a traitor to the cause?
273kelvin replies on Apr 1, 2018:
I became a god father to my ex`s grandkids. (long story) Part of which involved me renouncing the devil and all his works. Afeward my mate asked me if that included his music ie. the blues To which I replied " If he comes and claims copyright..... "
MissingLink16 comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Does that make me an agnostic hypocrite? Or a traitor to the cause?
273kelvin replies on Apr 1, 2018:
I became a god father to my ex`s grandkids. (long story) Part of which involved me renouncing the devil and all his works. Afeward my mate asked me if that included his music ie. the blues To which I replied " If he comes and claims copyright..... "
Starfucker // STRFKR - Atlantis - YouTube
GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Got to be in love for that one. He, he, he, ha. I am traped in a house full of drunks and I am the only sober.
273kelvin replies on Apr 1, 2018:
As for being the sober one when all around are not try this.
https://youtu.be/Biv8XSH8PSs
GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Got to be in love for that one. He, he, he, ha. I am traped in a house full of drunks and I am the only sober.
273kelvin replies on Apr 1, 2018:
As for being the sober one when all around are not try this.
https://youtu.be/Biv8XSH8PSs
Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in.
FrayedBear comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Do you work for Wimpeys @273kelvin ?
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
@FrayedBear Quite a few great cricketers and some brilliant writers. At one point in the 2012 olympics Yorkshire had a higher medal tally than Oz
FrayedBear comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Do you work for Wimpeys @273kelvin ?
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
@FrayedBear Quite a few great cricketers and some brilliant writers. At one point in the 2012 olympics Yorkshire had a higher medal tally than Oz
How does a record player work? I've never seen one up close.
Jnei comments on Mar 30, 2018:
In time, the needle (which is actually very small - you can see in this image that only a tiny part toches the record) does in fact wear the record. However, as the needle is designed to wear out first and be easily replaceable, this is rarely a problem in the case of domestic use; but records that ...
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
One record that definitely wore out was " White christmas " by Bing Crosby. In those days recordings were made directly to disc. This was then the " master " and they would then play the master to copy it on to the records that you would buy. Unfortunately or fortunately depending, they sold so many records that the master wore out and Bing had to re-record it
Jnei comments on Mar 30, 2018:
In time, the needle (which is actually very small - you can see in this image that only a tiny part toches the record) does in fact wear the record. However, as the needle is designed to wear out first and be easily replaceable, this is rarely a problem in the case of domestic use; but records that ...
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
One record that definitely wore out was " White christmas " by Bing Crosby. In those days recordings were made directly to disc. This was then the " master " and they would then play the master to copy it on to the records that you would buy. Unfortunately or fortunately depending, they sold so many records that the master wore out and Bing had to re-record it
How does a record player work? I've never seen one up close.
273kelvin comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Okay, did you ever do that thing with 2 tin cans and a piece of string. As you speak into one can, the vibrations caused by your voice get transmitted along the string down to the other can. It is then converted back to sound. A record works in much the same fashion. When Edison 1st invented it he ...
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
@Sarahroo29 As point of interest pop songs are still defined by the technology used on old 78 records. The maximum amount of music these old 10" discs could store was only 3 minutes. Hence the 3 minute pop song.
273kelvin comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Okay, did you ever do that thing with 2 tin cans and a piece of string. As you speak into one can, the vibrations caused by your voice get transmitted along the string down to the other can. It is then converted back to sound. A record works in much the same fashion. When Edison 1st invented it he ...
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
@Sarahroo29 As point of interest pop songs are still defined by the technology used on old 78 records. The maximum amount of music these old 10" discs could store was only 3 minutes. Hence the 3 minute pop song.
I don`t know how many of you guys know about " The meaning of Liff.
Rugglesby comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Sadly I do not have a copy, though I have read, I live very near the town of Mullumbimby.
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
Lets see if I can do one
Mullumbimby. (n.) The excuse your neighbor gives you when you ask for your lawnmower back and he has lent it to his brother-in-law.
Rugglesby comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Sadly I do not have a copy, though I have read, I live very near the town of Mullumbimby.
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
Lets see if I can do one
Mullumbimby. (n.) The excuse your neighbor gives you when you ask for your lawnmower back and he has lent it to his brother-in-law.
I don`t know how many of you guys know about " The meaning of Liff.
Rugglesby comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Sadly I do not have a copy, though I have read, I live very near the town of Mullumbimby.
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
You can read them online from the link I posted
Rugglesby comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Sadly I do not have a copy, though I have read, I live very near the town of Mullumbimby.
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
You can read them online from the link I posted
Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in.
FrayedBear comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Do you work for Wimpeys @273kelvin ?
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
@FrayedBear Yorkshire guy says " I calls me dog Grieg, coz all it does when it comes in is pee agint suite "
FrayedBear comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Do you work for Wimpeys @273kelvin ?
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
@FrayedBear Yorkshire guy says " I calls me dog Grieg, coz all it does when it comes in is pee agint suite "
True story, many many years ago when I was dating my wife.
NFAguy53 comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I have a little trap for when I die. I have some things that can't just "walk" out of my house. Actually a felony to possess without proper paperwork.I have the proper paperwork but no provision in my will of how to do it, what forms to use, nothing. I hope I can be a ghost or spirit to watch.
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
@NFAguy53 " The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. "
NFAguy53 comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I have a little trap for when I die. I have some things that can't just "walk" out of my house. Actually a felony to possess without proper paperwork.I have the proper paperwork but no provision in my will of how to do it, what forms to use, nothing. I hope I can be a ghost or spirit to watch.
273kelvin replies on Mar 31, 2018:
@NFAguy53 " The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. "
Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in.
FrayedBear comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Do you work for Wimpeys @273kelvin ?
273kelvin replies on Mar 30, 2018:
@FrayedBear You always tell a german girl.
A belgian or a dutch.
And you can always tell a scouse lass
But you cannot tell her much
FrayedBear comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Do you work for Wimpeys @273kelvin ?
273kelvin replies on Mar 30, 2018:
@FrayedBear You always tell a german girl.
A belgian or a dutch.
And you can always tell a scouse lass
But you cannot tell her much
True story, many many years ago when I was dating my wife.
NFAguy53 comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I have a little trap for when I die. I have some things that can't just "walk" out of my house. Actually a felony to possess without proper paperwork.I have the proper paperwork but no provision in my will of how to do it, what forms to use, nothing. I hope I can be a ghost or spirit to watch.
273kelvin replies on Mar 30, 2018:
There was a German guy who so hated his relatives that made provision in his will that should only be read in his attic. He had sawed though most of the beams so it would take his weight but not all his grasping relies, He took 12 people out.
NFAguy53 comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I have a little trap for when I die. I have some things that can't just "walk" out of my house. Actually a felony to possess without proper paperwork.I have the proper paperwork but no provision in my will of how to do it, what forms to use, nothing. I hope I can be a ghost or spirit to watch.
273kelvin replies on Mar 30, 2018:
There was a German guy who so hated his relatives that made provision in his will that should only be read in his attic. He had sawed though most of the beams so it would take his weight but not all his grasping relies, He took 12 people out.
Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in.
FrayedBear comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Do you work for Wimpeys @273kelvin ?
273kelvin replies on Mar 30, 2018:
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FrayedBear comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Do you work for Wimpeys @273kelvin ?
273kelvin replies on Mar 30, 2018:
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Would you dare to have sex in a church?
273kelvin comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Apparently there is so many wanting to make love on Jim Morrison's grave in Paris they have to get a ticket like the deli counter in supermarkets.
273kelvin replies on Mar 30, 2018:
@Sarahroo29 Not as cold his lol
273kelvin comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Apparently there is so many wanting to make love on Jim Morrison's grave in Paris they have to get a ticket like the deli counter in supermarkets.
273kelvin replies on Mar 30, 2018:
@Sarahroo29 Not as cold his lol
Would you dare to have sex in a church?
273kelvin comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Apparently there is so many wanting to make love on Jim Morrison's grave in Paris they have to get a ticket like the deli counter in supermarkets.
273kelvin replies on Mar 30, 2018:
@Sarahroo29 I was joking but there is a lot of sex going on top of his grave lol
273kelvin comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Apparently there is so many wanting to make love on Jim Morrison's grave in Paris they have to get a ticket like the deli counter in supermarkets.
273kelvin replies on Mar 30, 2018:
@Sarahroo29 I was joking but there is a lot of sex going on top of his grave lol
I so want to read this story. Someone write it!!!!
273kelvin comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Off a russian dating site
273kelvin replies on Mar 29, 2018:
@Melbates At least she is honest. You can waste a whole load of time and money before you realize she is a psycho. This says it up front and dares you.
273kelvin comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Off a russian dating site
273kelvin replies on Mar 29, 2018:
@Melbates At least she is honest. You can waste a whole load of time and money before you realize she is a psycho. This says it up front and dares you.
I so want to read this story. Someone write it!!!!
273kelvin comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Off a russian dating site
273kelvin replies on Mar 29, 2018:
@Melbates It popped up on FB
273kelvin comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Off a russian dating site
273kelvin replies on Mar 29, 2018:
@Melbates It popped up on FB
@Palendromeman -- Hello, and welcome to the group.
Palindromeman comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Thank you! We writers need as much support as we can get!
273kelvin replies on Mar 28, 2018:
Here`s one about Napoleon for you palindrome man
Able was I ere I saw Alba
Palindromeman comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Thank you! We writers need as much support as we can get!
273kelvin replies on Mar 28, 2018:
Here`s one about Napoleon for you palindrome man
Able was I ere I saw Alba
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