Guess what time it is?

273kelvin comments on Jan 27, 2018:

https://youtu.be/-tjHlFPTwVk

273kelvin replies on Jan 27, 2018:

@Dav87 Love it !!

Intelligent Design.

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Jan 27, 2018:

money.

273kelvin replies on Jan 27, 2018:

Money is a faith based system.

Television- The great bullshitter

273kelvin comments on Jan 26, 2018:

I watch very little myself, it is too sophoritic (good for insomnia). Firstly I think your friends were quite rude, whenever people come to mine it goes off. Next time you are in this situation walk up to the TV and say " How does this work? " Then switch it off. If they protest too much politely ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 27, 2018:

@Sadoi Anytime You want to. I have a sofa for you.

Did your parent(s) ever talk to you about 'da birds & da bees'?

273kelvin comments on Jan 26, 2018:

My parents left a small book to find called " your body is changing ". It told me I would be getting hair in strange places and my balls would drop. It did not tell me this would continue after middle age. lol

273kelvin replies on Jan 26, 2018:

@atheist Hair in your ears and nose ain`t and if they drop anymore I will tucking them into my socks lol

Television- The great bullshitter

273kelvin comments on Jan 26, 2018:

I watch very little myself, it is too sophoritic (good for insomnia). Firstly I think your friends were quite rude, whenever people come to mine it goes off. Next time you are in this situation walk up to the TV and say " How does this work? " Then switch it off. If they protest too much politely ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 26, 2018:

@Sadoi Why I decided to move to this side of town. I was walking through the park and a young woman was sitting by herself, under a tree, reading a book and it didn`t even have a flower on the cover! I knew this was the place for me.

Television- The great bullshitter

Varn comments on Jan 26, 2018:

Thank you, that was a treat. I had a longtime wife who ‘strove to be average.’ As I’d be glued to something historical or scientific on PBS, she’d be angry over missing whatever the dimwits at work would be talking about the next day, and it wouldn’t be the presidency of Harry S. Truman ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 26, 2018:

@Varn I get it and I know it`s not canned as such but they have signs tell the audience when to. Plus they control its volume. The BBC aired MASH but they took out the canned laughter. It was so much better for it.

How chivalrous are you?

ToakReon comments on Jan 26, 2018:

There is a difference between 'traditional chivalry' when a man's behaviour towards a woman is based on the traditional way a MAN (specifically) is supposed to behave towards a WOMAN (specifically) and 'good manners' which is the way a decent person (regardless of gender) should behave towards ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 26, 2018:

I disagree, take for example going dutch. Women look great, especially so if you take them for dinner. Do you imagine that look for comes free? No, they probably got their hair done and no end beauty regimes to come that night looking at their best. Not to mention their clothes. Whilst us guys...? Let`s put it politely are not exactly Beau Brummel. We shower, trim, put on our cleanest duds and sally forth. With that in mind it only fair seems to me that a man should at least sincerely offer to pay for the meal, with no stings attached.

Television- The great bullshitter

Varn comments on Jan 26, 2018:

Thank you, that was a treat. I had a longtime wife who ‘strove to be average.’ As I’d be glued to something historical or scientific on PBS, she’d be angry over missing whatever the dimwits at work would be talking about the next day, and it wouldn’t be the presidency of Harry S. Truman ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 26, 2018:

I get the point but the canned laughter kills it.

Do you like comedy? If so what style? Who is/are your favorite performers?

273kelvin comments on Jan 25, 2018:

Spike Milligan. Rich Hall (if you yanks dont know him he is one of your best exports) Morecambe & Wise, Tommy Cooper Frank Skinner, Dave Allan and Johnny Vegas in " Ideal "

273kelvin replies on Jan 25, 2018:

@Stevil He is here in the UK. A regular on TV panel shows and some great documentaries like this clip https://youtu.be/VmCP-RM1m8M

Hey, non-believers. Has anyone here ever lied about a religious affiliation to get a perk?

273kelvin comments on Jan 25, 2018:

I stood as godfather to my ex`s grandchildren. They needed to be baptized to get into a decent school. Also I attended my daughters bat mitzvah. Does that count?

273kelvin replies on Jan 25, 2018:

@Buckner As you must have done also, I had to renounce the devil and all his works. A family member who knew that love playing blues asked " does that include his music? " " Well if he comes to me claiming copyright? "

Crazy Names

MsAl comments on Jan 24, 2018:

Little rant here, sorry; I have a unique name. It's pretty, but not obvious to pronounce if you read it. I work in customer service and people complement me on it or ask me about it at least once a day if I wear my name tag. I'm an introvert and this is awkward and I do not like it. Please, ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 25, 2018:

I too have an unusual name. Yes it is Kelvin and like you I hated it when I was a kid but as have grown older, I`ve warmed to it. For one thing I very rarely need my second name and that is quite uncommon too. Which (and I have checked this out) makes me completely unique. No other people anywhere on earth have my name.

What did you do when you had that break up?

273kelvin comments on Jan 24, 2018:

Four times and each time I listened to this guy. https://youtu.be/Osuodidy6eA

273kelvin replies on Jan 24, 2018:

@azzow2 Not saying I did not angry, drunk or morose but LC helps

What is yourt favorite book?

AmiSue comments on Jan 23, 2018:

It's a tie! Catch 22 / Joseph Heller and East of Eden / John Steinbeck

273kelvin replies on Jan 24, 2018:

@AmiSue I like " God Knows ".

Are you able to allow others to be who they are with out judgement?

LuciMP comments on Jan 23, 2018:

Something I realized a long time ago; was that I personally struggle with what I refer to as, "hating the haters". I considered myself non judgemental, accepting...... until I realized that didn't extend to the Westborough Baptist Church. Didn't extend to parents who disown their gay child.... ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 24, 2018:

I felt the same way about my dad. Then I watched an old Tarzan movie where he comes to New York and Cheetah has a phone conversation with a black servant and thought " well if this is what he was indoctrinated with s a kid?"

What is yourt favorite book?

AmiSue comments on Jan 23, 2018:

It's a tie! Catch 22 / Joseph Heller and East of Eden / John Steinbeck

273kelvin replies on Jan 24, 2018:

Have read "Closing time" the sequel to catch 22?

Age. Does it come to one defining moment when you realize you have gotten older?

Jnei comments on Jan 23, 2018:

For me, it was the sudden realisation that most police officers look like teenagers these days.

273kelvin replies on Jan 23, 2018:

It starts with cops, then doctors and when judges look too young plan yor funeral

How many people have still not worked out why Hillary lost?

273kelvin comments on Jan 22, 2018:

A lot of reasons, from this side of the pond it seemed that Trump was saying "I will make America great again" and she was saying "It`s my turn". There also seems to be a backlash against "boy band" politicians. We are getting it in France with Le Penn. In the UK with Corbyn and brexit. People a ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 22, 2018:

@DUCHESSA Thing is it`s so out it`s in

How many people have still not worked out why Hillary lost?

273kelvin comments on Jan 22, 2018:

A lot of reasons, from this side of the pond it seemed that Trump was saying "I will make America great again" and she was saying "It`s my turn". There also seems to be a backlash against "boy band" politicians. We are getting it in France with Le Penn. In the UK with Corbyn and brexit. People a ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 22, 2018:

@DUCHESSA Sanders could have had the same kind of wave that Corbyn is getting in the UK. Many young voters who have been disillusioned by politics have been brought into the mainstream by radical socialism. The labor party has more members now than ever. I know this, Trump would have not prefered to fight him last year..

Are there any other L. Cohen fans on here?

JWDiaz comments on Jan 22, 2018:

I had never heard of him, so I googled. It seems the man was a genius.

273kelvin replies on Jan 22, 2018:

@JWDiaz Youtube "I am a hotel"

Are there any other L. Cohen fans on here?

JWDiaz comments on Jan 22, 2018:

I had never heard of him, so I googled. It seems the man was a genius.

273kelvin replies on Jan 22, 2018:

@JWDiaz I saw him about 12 years ago. He said " When I last toured I was 14 years ago at the age of 60. Just a crazy kid with a dream".

Are there any other L. Cohen fans on here?

JWDiaz comments on Jan 22, 2018:

I had never heard of him, so I googled. It seems the man was a genius.

273kelvin replies on Jan 22, 2018:

Well up to you but there`s a treat in store for you if listen. If I were you I would start with his album " ten new songs " and work around there.

I'd like to locate a few like-minded musicians for recreational purposes only

273kelvin comments on Jan 20, 2018:

Look up open mics in your area

273kelvin replies on Jan 22, 2018:

@TWDay Yes there`s the performing aspect but you do meet other musicians.

Rational Faith "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and ...

273kelvin comments on Jan 21, 2018:

Here is another one. Why would Joseph and Mary have to go to Bethlehem? According to scripture it was for a census. This makes no sense at all. Why would the Romans want all that upheaval? Can you imagine the British requiring all Indians to go to their place of birth during their empire? Or south ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@AxeElf qualiciuim Sorry Cv as in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curriculum_vitae

Rational Faith "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and ...

273kelvin comments on Jan 21, 2018:

Was the last supper before or after the Passover?

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@AxeElf https://youtu.be/DQdDmL9SgQs

Rational Faith "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and ...

273kelvin comments on Jan 21, 2018:

Here is another one. Why would Joseph and Mary have to go to Bethlehem? According to scripture it was for a census. This makes no sense at all. Why would the Romans want all that upheaval? Can you imagine the British requiring all Indians to go to their place of birth during their empire? Or south ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@AxeElf Job a parable? WOW really!!! So here is my QV Vengeful seaking constant adoration and not prone to either listening or answering others mmm Okay to some me up I wrote this story of a guy called Job and what I would do to him if... Give him a job? let him sublet your apartment? Want him as a bff? You seem like a nice guy and yes there are some good bits in that book. I`m reading song of songs....Opinion ??

One of the drawbacks of having a state religion is a mandatory section of air space on the BBC for ...

RoboGraham comments on Jan 21, 2018:

One reason I'm proud to be an American, no religion is given preference. At least not officially.

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@RoboGraham You got it !!! bullseye no written constitution except what Parliament decides. The Queen is head of state and head of the Church. So no military coups or ayatollahs. An unelected second chamber consisting of landed gentry. life piers and bishops (bit like a chess board). Do we envy republics ? do we f#ck ! Ancient Chinese curse " may you live in interesting times " .

Rational Faith "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and ...

273kelvin comments on Jan 21, 2018:

Was the last supper before or after the Passover?

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@AxeElf A woman goes to get her tarot cards read. The reader says " now this next card is not to be taken too literally. It is more symbolic than actual " the woman says " what card is it? (expecting death) " . The tarot reader turns over the card and it says " the gullible cow "

Faith based morality, is it fragile?

ErichZannIII comments on Jan 21, 2018:

It can be. Those who truly follow their faith can have very strong morality, though.

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@irascible Islam is about the same age as Christianity was in the 16th century and we we were right c#nts back then too.

One of the drawbacks of having a state religion is a mandatory section of air space on the BBC for ...

RoboGraham comments on Jan 21, 2018:

One reason I'm proud to be an American, no religion is given preference. At least not officially.

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@WizardBill This program goes out on Sunday at 11am. It is a nightmare for programmers trying to fill up the mandatory hour. Given we are very secular and even if we arent we cannot be arsed with churches except for 3 times. Water, confetti and soil. Myself I quite like a bit of gospel music and belt out a good version of " jesus on the main line " when pissed. Or " mercedes benz " on the way back from the pub. This prog was what we gravitated to in our compulsory religious lessons in state school. Its hard enough to get a load of teenages to do maths or english, let alone religion. So we would debate moral issues such as abortion. Our teacher was a former missionary but it might surprise you that he took the other side of right to life guys. Using the wife in "Alfee" as an example. Good teacher that guy, Mr Briggs

Rational Faith "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and ...

273kelvin comments on Jan 21, 2018:

Here is another one. Why would Joseph and Mary have to go to Bethlehem? According to scripture it was for a census. This makes no sense at all. Why would the Romans want all that upheaval? Can you imagine the British requiring all Indians to go to their place of birth during their empire? Or south ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@AxeElf Tell me where in that book it says"take all this stuff with a pinch of salt" or words to that effect? Or does it say this is gospel the word of god all true? Never mind that the earliest edition we have has over 30,000 alterations.

Rational Faith "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and ...

273kelvin comments on Jan 21, 2018:

Was the last supper before or after the Passover?

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@AxeElf Because it is supposed to be a "testament" That`s what it is called. Just as if you went to court and your two star witnesses could not agree on which night the event happened. Would their testimony be believed?

Faith based morality, is it fragile?

resserts comments on Jan 21, 2018:

I think it can be a tenuous morality, for sure. A woman I know was a fundamentalist Christian, Bible-based, conservative, "way-of-life-not-a-religion" sort. She was the kind who stayed married to a manipulative, emotionally crippled man because St. Paul said divorce was forbidden. She was so opposed...

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

Wow that sounds terrible. I wonder how (when she believed) she got over the miracle of Canaan (water/wine).

Rational Faith "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and ...

273kelvin comments on Jan 21, 2018:

Here is another one. Why would Joseph and Mary have to go to Bethlehem? According to scripture it was for a census. This makes no sense at all. Why would the Romans want all that upheaval? Can you imagine the British requiring all Indians to go to their place of birth during their empire? Or south ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@AxeElf The Romans had a very large and extensive empire. They can be accused of many things but stupidity was not one them. Plus there is no record of said "census" nor any written or archaeological evidence of the murder of the innocents. So if the book makes no sense then our common sense is wrong. Failing that it is only meant as a "spiritual guide". Never mind that Christians have burnt other Christians in the past for not believing in the absolute truth of the bible. Now we are not meant to think that talking snakes and such were real. So what parts are true? Genesis? Exodus? How about Job? There`s one for you, You kill his wife, children and inflict him with boils all for a bet!. Makes those two old guys in trading places look quite benevolent in retrospect! Personally I would not like to live in the same street as that guy, let alone worship him. Ask any parent if they would trade their 4 kids for 7 new ones. What you argue is a bootstrap operation. It is faith based, if the facts do not fit then the facts are wrong. If you cannot get past the facts then the book is just guide. It is like a cartoon character who runs off a cliff but will not fall till he realizes that he has. Then turns round and runs back onto the cliff. Maybe it is like the knight in monty python "I still have one leg . I can still beat you". All good fun but imo no basis for anything to live my life by. As it is for nearly everybody on this site. Which begs the question wtf are you doing here? We are quite happy in our non-belief, even though it places us lower down the list than a repentant pedeophile on your scale.

Rational Faith "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and ...

273kelvin comments on Jan 21, 2018:

Here is another one. Why would Joseph and Mary have to go to Bethlehem? According to scripture it was for a census. This makes no sense at all. Why would the Romans want all that upheaval? Can you imagine the British requiring all Indians to go to their place of birth during their empire? Or south ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@AxeElf Oh I see you "cherry pick".

Rational Faith "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and ...

273kelvin comments on Jan 21, 2018:

Was the last supper before or after the Passover?

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

@AxeElf Historical minutiae? mmm This shows a typical orthodox Christian dismissal of the political ramifications of Jesus`s entry into Jerusalem at that time. Also perhaps the reasons your not interested is the gospels differ in their accounts. As the Jesuits said "one falsehood is all falsehood".

Faith based morality, is it fragile?

ErichZannIII comments on Jan 21, 2018:

It can be. Those who truly follow their faith can have very strong morality, though.

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

Yes I don`t doubt it but when they ask"where is your moral compass without faith?" Does that mean that if lost their faith (as many do) they will have no morals?

Rational Faith "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and ...

273kelvin comments on Jan 21, 2018:

Here is another one. Why would Joseph and Mary have to go to Bethlehem? According to scripture it was for a census. This makes no sense at all. Why would the Romans want all that upheaval? Can you imagine the British requiring all Indians to go to their place of birth during their empire? Or south ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 21, 2018:

Unless it was pasted in afterward? Isaiah prophesied "He (the Messiah) shall be born of the house of David". Now maybe someone took this too literally? Not content with all those begats showing his lineage. Maybe they thought it meant "in" the house of David. The inn being owned by the local ruling house. (Just as they were in England or anyway really) and made up the census as an excuse . Just a thought.

How Well Do You Suspend Your Disbelief?

273kelvin comments on Jan 15, 2018:

It`s like when a car mounts the pavement (sidewalk if your US) in a movie and all the pedestrians miraculously get out of the way. With the exception of the fruit stand. Who gets smashed up so often, he must have a carpenter on speed dial

273kelvin replies on Jan 19, 2018:

And they always (yes always) leave the car lights on, I mean ffs you yanks drive automatics, you can`t even push start em.

Are atheist as racist as religious people?

TaliaElizabeth92 comments on Oct 19, 2017:

Here in Georgia there are more religious people than anywhere else I have lived. There are also the most openly homophobic and racist people. I think that atheists tend to be better critical thinkers, which is why we understand that race doesn't define a person.

273kelvin replies on Jan 18, 2018:

@mt49er I agree with racism being more rampant in all white communities I grew up in a white blue collar suburb. The overt racism was one of the reasons I left. I now live a very multi-cultural area near the city center. During the 80`s we had a huge riot here (in Toxteth). After which it became a "no-go" area for police. Some of my old friends from the burbs look incredulous at me when I tell them it was the Muslims (mostly Somali) that straightened out the place.

Tonight I went out to see a movie with a friend of mine.

273kelvin comments on Jan 18, 2018:

I find that`s a bit of a myth that women dress up for the guys. For the most part (a personal view) they do it for each other or maybe just themselves. How many times have I seen a lovey bevy of ladies all dressed up to the nines siting and talking amongst themselves and if a guy approaches there ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 18, 2018:

@Sadoi Well as you can probably glean off my profile pic. I tend to off piste myself. I like charity shops, where most would fear to tread, I leap.

Knock knock "Yes" "Hello we are Jehovah`s burglars and we are persecuted because of our beliefs" ...

jeromecoat comments on Jan 18, 2018:

In revelation is the only place in the Bible about some going heaven. They are identified by the 144.000.tt indicates that they will be rulers in heaven. What a beautiful arrangement to have rulers who went through the same problems we have.What a loving arrangement. The ones on the earth will ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 18, 2018:

Oh and next time you go on about blood transfusions Ask why JW`s don`t eat kosher or halal (no blood) then look this up

Knock knock "Yes" "Hello we are Jehovah`s burglars and we are persecuted because of our beliefs" ...

jeromecoat comments on Jan 18, 2018:

In revelation is the only place in the Bible about some going heaven. They are identified by the 144.000.tt indicates that they will be rulers in heaven. What a beautiful arrangement to have rulers who went through the same problems we have.What a loving arrangement. The ones on the earth will ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 18, 2018:

Firstly I have read the bible especially that acid trip at the end called revaluations. Which what I could glean though all the rating and raving was about what was happening at the time (when to Jews return to Israel) more than a prophesy. Secondly if as I suspect you are a sheep in wolfs clothing ie. A JW here to give witness then you can go and do one (bin there spat you guys out). Before I go Mr set in stone gospel all is the truth. Riddle me this. Was the last supper before or after the Passover? Think carefully before you answer and if look at Luke make sure to look at Mathew coz they`re different.

If you could live anywhere in the world except your homeland, where would that be?

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Jan 16, 2018:

Somewhere in Scandinavia... Despite the Freaking Cold Weather. Denmark, Norway, Finland, Sweden. Because of the women. More practical would be Baleares Islands in Mediterranean. Palma de Mayorca, Palma de Menorca, Ibiza. They will come down there for the summer and I speak the native language. ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 16, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain And we will always have Paris

If you could live anywhere in the world except your homeland, where would that be?

resserts comments on Jan 16, 2018:

Hmm… I've heard good things about New Zealand.

273kelvin replies on Jan 16, 2018:

@Sacha Not sure about the place (I don`t think I would get on with the population) but they do have a great radio station "radio paradise" check it out

If you could live anywhere in the world except your homeland, where would that be?

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Jan 16, 2018:

Somewhere in Scandinavia... Despite the Freaking Cold Weather. Denmark, Norway, Finland, Sweden. Because of the women. More practical would be Baleares Islands in Mediterranean. Palma de Mayorca, Palma de Menorca, Ibiza. They will come down there for the summer and I speak the native language. ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 16, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain "What brought you to Casablanca Mr Rick?" "I came for the skiing...I was misinformed"

If you could live anywhere in the world except your homeland, where would that be?

LucifersPen comments on Jan 16, 2018:

Well, since I speak Spanish, I would realistically gravitate towards South America, Peru, Bolivia, or Chile being at the top of the list, with maybe Argentina, except the economy there is always in danger of getting fucked up -- at least that's what Argentinians have told me. New Zealand appeals...

273kelvin replies on Jan 16, 2018:

@David1955 Didn`t the wildlife eat of your PM`s?

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

The Kelvin temperature scale have anything to do with your name or humour ?

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

@GreenAtheist b g c notes on a 7 scale ? ??

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

The Kelvin temperature scale have anything to do with your name or humour ?

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

@GreenAtheist 273Kelvin is the freezing point of water aka iceman

What are your top 3-5 favorite Movies?

Qualia comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Truly #1 Jan Svankmajer's Alice (fantastic stop motion classic master) (rest are off top of my head so could change on any give day ~8D) 2. Dr. Caligari's Insane Asylum (Stephen Sayadian) Trippy, low budget brilliance (long time favorite) 3. The Boys From Brazil (full of dobermans) 4. ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

@Qualia Maybe a bridge too far or letters from Iwo Jima

What are your top 3-5 favorite Movies?

Qualia comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Truly #1 Jan Svankmajer's Alice (fantastic stop motion classic master) (rest are off top of my head so could change on any give day ~8D) 2. Dr. Caligari's Insane Asylum (Stephen Sayadian) Trippy, low budget brilliance (long time favorite) 3. The Boys From Brazil (full of dobermans) 4. ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

@Qualia More realistic films on WW2 if not based on fact then at least reality would be The cruel sea and das Boot

What are your top 3-5 favorite Movies?

Qualia comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Truly #1 Jan Svankmajer's Alice (fantastic stop motion classic master) (rest are off top of my head so could change on any give day ~8D) 2. Dr. Caligari's Insane Asylum (Stephen Sayadian) Trippy, low budget brilliance (long time favorite) 3. The Boys From Brazil (full of dobermans) 4. ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

@Qualia No

What are your top 3-5 favorite Movies?

Qualia comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Truly #1 Jan Svankmajer's Alice (fantastic stop motion classic master) (rest are off top of my head so could change on any give day ~8D) 2. Dr. Caligari's Insane Asylum (Stephen Sayadian) Trippy, low budget brilliance (long time favorite) 3. The Boys From Brazil (full of dobermans) 4. ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

@Qualia It is a personal view granted but I feel that there was enough real acts of heroism in WW2 so as to make fantasy unnecessary Quite frankly I think it does a disservice to all who put their lives on the line (including my dad and uncle) to defeat fascism.

Atheist vs Agnostic an Atheists proof There either is or is not a god.

azzow2 comments on Jan 15, 2018:

The modern religion is mercy filled. In a lot of the old dark arts the Aztec, Mayans cultures if you were not royalty or priest doom they were to the underworld. Have never quite figured out what made cultures so degrading to people think there would be some positive ideas out there.

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

The very act of communion "and god gave up his only begotten son"

Atheist vs Agnostic an Atheists proof There either is or is not a god.

sassygirl3869 comments on Jan 15, 2018:

I too have been to Jerusalem. I lived there for a month in college and took tourists through the Old City. Don't forget the Dome of the Rock has the same stone that Allah ascended to Heaven.I've also been to Caesaria, a former Roman stronghold on Israel's coast. There is another sign posted on ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

Did you listen to the song? It kept running though my head as we went by the detritus of millennia of conflict. The noted writer Clive James did the lyrics PS Stephen Fry is a fan of his work

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

carlyhorton comments on Jan 13, 2018:

I don't get why she'd have to make that decision. But putting that aside, I'm more put-off by your use of "imagine my surprise." What was surprising? That she was a theoretical physicist? A working mother?

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

@GreenAtheist More seriously I would have made the same joke irrespective of gender. More over I think the inclusion of the ladies ethnicity and gender as a celebration of and publication of her career, rather than denigration of it. I have two daughters and want only for them to climb as high as they wish to.

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

carlyhorton comments on Jan 13, 2018:

I don't get why she'd have to make that decision. But putting that aside, I'm more put-off by your use of "imagine my surprise." What was surprising? That she was a theoretical physicist? A working mother?

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

@GreenAtheist A man gets a hernia on holiday in Thailand. A pretty nurse is shaving his genitals and says "don`t worry it`s quite usual to get an erection during this procedure". "I don`t have an erection" he replies. To which the nurse says "yes but I do".

How comfortable are you with the idea of same gender sex?

273kelvin comments on Jan 15, 2018:

I have more gay friends than non-smokers

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

@MrLizard We choose our path. I chose the one less traveled and if it is shorter then so be it but I have met so many wonderful people along the way

Atheist vs Agnostic an Atheists proof There either is or is not a god.

mzee comments on Jan 15, 2018:

My God is an ether in the dark void of ultimate reality; never to be truly discovered or understood by humanity, and neither creator of morality or immortality.

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

Like I said "what bloody use is he/she/it?"

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

GreenAtheist comments on Jan 15, 2018:

The Kelvin temperature scale have anything to do with your name or humour ?

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

Kelvin is my name I was named after Lord Kelvin the same as the scale. Someone has to balance out all those saints names

Atheist vs Agnostic an Atheists proof There either is or is not a god.

azzow2 comments on Jan 15, 2018:

The modern religion is mercy filled. In a lot of the old dark arts the Aztec, Mayans cultures if you were not royalty or priest doom they were to the underworld. Have never quite figured out what made cultures so degrading to people think there would be some positive ideas out there.

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

Catholics blocking birth control in 3rd wold counties (including condoms) JW`s refusing blood transfusions,. Evangelist alt right groups apposing abortion to mostly poor mothers who would have to bring their children up in poverty. Kids on altars

What are your top 3-5 favorite Movies?

Qualia comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Truly #1 Jan Svankmajer's Alice (fantastic stop motion classic master) (rest are off top of my head so could change on any give day ~8D) 2. Dr. Caligari's Insane Asylum (Stephen Sayadian) Trippy, low budget brilliance (long time favorite) 3. The Boys From Brazil (full of dobermans) 4. ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

Inglorious Bastards are you kidding. I makes the bible look realistic

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

carlyhorton comments on Jan 13, 2018:

I don't get why she'd have to make that decision. But putting that aside, I'm more put-off by your use of "imagine my surprise." What was surprising? That she was a theoretical physicist? A working mother?

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

@GreenAtheist I was not aware of any sexism but perhaps I should have used the word delight rather than surprise

How Well Do You Suspend Your Disbelief?

AmiSue comments on Jan 15, 2018:

I employ the phrase 'suspend your disbelief' quite often. Started decades ago when the husband claimed "No one just breaks out in song!!" - wouldn't watch my beloved musicals with me :( -now an ex of course! In answer - Very well indeed. For the sake of entertainment total immersion is the way to ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 15, 2018:

"I just want to rumble with the Jets". "Not without at least 5 years ballet training your not"

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

stomato comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Yeah, English football and Hugh Everette III, American physicist! Not very funny!

273kelvin replies on Jan 14, 2018:

@GrantSmith When Oxygen met Magnesium and it was like OMg

For atheists - what makes you believe no deity exists?

RobH86 comments on Dec 18, 2017:

I like this subject a lot. This is why I joined the group. I don't mind whether people call me an athiest or an agnostic, this doesn't matter to me. I would say that it is not possible to disprove something which is unfalsifyable (infact the very definition of 'unfalsifyable' is something which can ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 14, 2018:

There are things we take as read which are unprovable. This is what creationists thrive on but misunderstand science. Evolution is one but Ohms law or rather Ohms theorem is another. Similarly Copernicus vs Ptolemy in terms of relativity are equally viable. It`s just one is "better"

For atheists - what makes you believe no deity exists?

bowiesue comments on Dec 21, 2017:

I question the reasoning of "beliefe" and "proof" to begin with! Secondly, the evidence is always somewhat biased. Here is a thought, what about culture is that also a belief system?

273kelvin replies on Jan 14, 2018:

@dave1120 You can lead a whore to culture but you cannot make her think (Dorothy Parker) Couldn`t resist that one either

For atheists - what makes you believe no deity exists?

Beelzebub comments on Dec 24, 2017:

I think that the universe is vast, and it is not unlikely that there is intelligent life (a.k.a. 'aliens') out there, and that thousands of years ago, those 'aliens' could have visited earth. The 'aliens' might have created the myths and legends which our ancestors transformed into religion. The ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 14, 2018:

Our nearest stars are Alpha Centauri A and B at 4.37 light years away. That means that even traveling at 4 times the speed of light or Warp factor 4 (which is impossible). It would take you till May of 2019 to get there. Chances of aliens visiting us? You do the math......s (I`m a Brit)

For atheists - what makes you believe no deity exists?

MargaretWardell comments on Dec 24, 2017:

It doesn't make sense that any deity exists. There is no way a made-up god could ever exist.

273kelvin replies on Jan 14, 2018:

@slinkie59 The fault lies not in our stars dear Brutus but in ourselves , that we are underlings

First Israel deported a convert from Kenya.

HeathenFarmer comments on Jan 11, 2018:

Does this racism also apply to Ethiopian Jews who maybe descended from jews that emigrated there more than a millennium ago and are black? I had heard that they were not well received before by conservative jews from America.

273kelvin replies on Jan 14, 2018:

@HeathenFarmer evidence, please

First Israel deported a convert from Kenya.

HeathenFarmer comments on Jan 11, 2018:

Does this racism also apply to Ethiopian Jews who maybe descended from jews that emigrated there more than a millennium ago and are black? I had heard that they were not well received before by conservative jews from America.

273kelvin replies on Jan 14, 2018:

@HeathenFarmer Mexico, Texas remember the Alamo? Yes the initial start of Israel invoked land seizures but all those new settlements re west bank (which I and many Israelis don`t agree with) were bought on the open market.

Insomnia

273kelvin comments on Jan 13, 2018:

Onanism helps

273kelvin replies on Jan 14, 2018:

@Sadoi Up to you but it is not a sin lol

First Israel deported a convert from Kenya.

HeathenFarmer comments on Jan 11, 2018:

Does this racism also apply to Ethiopian Jews who maybe descended from jews that emigrated there more than a millennium ago and are black? I had heard that they were not well received before by conservative jews from America.

273kelvin replies on Jan 14, 2018:

@HeathenFarmer My ex and consequently my daughter are Jewish and I have several Jewish friends. It tends to be very polarized. Most that I know support Israel. I once heard a Jewish historian say that a Jew that was not a Zionist was an idiot. Given their history, he has a point. The problem is that for several decades, they have been at war and that promotes a hawkish view. Imagine what the US reaction would be if rockets were regularly being fired into Texas from Mexico. What does not help either is words like "genocide" etc. If you look at the region you will see oppression and atrocities all over. Yet Israel with a population comprised of over 20% Arab all with full citizen rights gets all the stick. FFS a robot has more rights in Saudi that a woman.

First Israel deported a convert from Kenya.

DUCHESSA comments on Jan 6, 2018:

The rumor is Jewish people reject black human beings.

273kelvin replies on Jan 13, 2018:

@0752532706 Try being gay in any other country of that region

First Israel deported a convert from Kenya.

DUCHESSA comments on Jan 6, 2018:

The rumor is Jewish people reject black human beings.

273kelvin replies on Jan 13, 2018:

Is not that statement racist in of itself?

First Israel deported a convert from Kenya.

HeathenFarmer comments on Jan 11, 2018:

Does this racism also apply to Ethiopian Jews who maybe descended from jews that emigrated there more than a millennium ago and are black? I had heard that they were not well received before by conservative jews from America.

273kelvin replies on Jan 13, 2018:

If Israel was that opposed to Ethiopian Jews, why would it pay for and plan their evacuation during the famine? I was their in 95 and met people who helped them assimilate. Not an easy task as many had never even seen a toilet before. Yes I have met a couple of racist Jews but then I have met racists from other cultures too.

Here is the example that helped me to realize my beliefs on confederate monuments.

kiramea comments on Jan 13, 2018:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it illegal to have anything Nazi-themed in Germany?

273kelvin replies on Jan 13, 2018:

Yes

Here is the example that helped me to realize my beliefs on confederate monuments.

KKGator comments on Jan 13, 2018:

I have no issue with removing anything that glorifies the Confederacy. They lost. Fuck 'em.

273kelvin replies on Jan 13, 2018:

@KKGator The Arc De Triomphe Has all of Napoleons victories listed but oddly not Waterloo lol

A Mind-Bending Translation of the New Testament

VictoriaNotes comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Mistranslation of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of copies . . . (no original manuscripts exist).

273kelvin replies on Jan 13, 2018:

@JackPedigo I would have thought Spanish more useful

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

carlyhorton comments on Jan 13, 2018:

I don't get why she'd have to make that decision. But putting that aside, I'm more put-off by your use of "imagine my surprise." What was surprising? That she was a theoretical physicist? A working mother?

273kelvin replies on Jan 13, 2018:

Two schools of thought in theoretical physics parallel universes (Hugh Everett) or not. Joke explained loses (if it ever had any) all humor.

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

carlyhorton comments on Jan 13, 2018:

I don't get why she'd have to make that decision. But putting that aside, I'm more put-off by your use of "imagine my surprise." What was surprising? That she was a theoretical physicist? A working mother?

273kelvin replies on Jan 13, 2018:

Two soccer teams in my city Liverpool and Everton. One is either a red or a blue ie. a Liverpudlian or an Evertonion. As for my surprise, well I do a lot of work in the Asian community (Indian subcontinent) and they tend to be quite traditional. Also theoretical physicists are not someone one runs into every day.

Can anybody on here get my most obscure joke?

stomato comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Yeah, English football and Hugh Everette III, American physicist! Not very funny!

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

You try making a joke about theoretical physics

I just read the news that Trump will not be visiting the UK next month to open the new US embassy.

ErichZannIII comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Are you British? If so, why would you want Trumpster Rash to visit your country?

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

@DJVJ311 The funniest thing was lightning conductors. Ben Franklin invented one but after 1776 and all that George III hated him and ordered that we invent a British one instead. So someone did, it had a spherical copper ball on the top. Now when a bolt of lightning hits a copper sphere....it goes bang. It coursed loads of fires.

I just saw this on FB. I may have to cut my eyes out.

BackToReality comments on Jan 10, 2018:

Let's start a caption contest. Here's mine: "There, there, Donny, you can't mess the world up any worse than I have."

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

"It`s okay son. I gave you a small dick so you would build big towers"

I just read the news that Trump will not be visiting the UK next month to open the new US embassy.

ErichZannIII comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Are you British? If so, why would you want Trumpster Rash to visit your country?

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

@DJVJ311 We have enough legacies of empire to "protect"

I just read the news that Trump will not be visiting the UK next month to open the new US embassy.

Gatovicolo comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Sigh. An American president shares billing with pol pot.

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

@Gatovicolo It`s complicated but the worst is it`s let all racist xenophobes out of the woodwork

I just read the news that Trump will not be visiting the UK next month to open the new US embassy.

Gatovicolo comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Sigh. An American president shares billing with pol pot.

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

Cheer up. You got Trump, we got brexit. He will be gone (eventually). We will still be stuck with brexit.

I just read the news that Trump will not be visiting the UK next month to open the new US embassy.

ErichZannIII comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Are you British? If so, why would you want Trumpster Rash to visit your country?

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

@ErichZannIII We don`t have good record at going to war with the US.

I just read the news that Trump will not be visiting the UK next month to open the new US embassy.

ErichZannIII comments on Jan 12, 2018:

Are you British? If so, why would you want Trumpster Rash to visit your country?

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

He might just grab the queens pussy

Knock knock "Yes" "Hello we are Jehovah`s burglars and we are persecuted because of our beliefs" ...

azzow2 comments on Jan 12, 2018:

My friend would purposely answer the door in his underwear when they came to his door. Once in Pennsylvania they came to my door. They left bewildered and confused. When the came down my street they would walk on the other side of the street asto avoid my apartment.

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

Why has your friend got a door in his underwear?

Sapiosexuals

stinkeye_a comments on Jan 9, 2018:

My sex drive is like an extinct volcano, but certain words still get me charged instantly (always have). It's not the words themselves, it's the degree of nuance they connote and the erudition necessary to not only use them correctly, but slip them unobtrusivesly into your natural speech. It's a...

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

@stinkeye_ Still waiting to use this one on here. re church and state antidisestablishmentarianism

The use of marijuana

Sadoi comments on Jan 12, 2018:

I spent most of my life never having smoked anything, cigs included. I was raised, off and on, by hippies since my mother was a hippie living in the Pacific Northwest during my childhood. It wasn't until I was diagnosed with cancer that I opted to take up smoking pot. I tried the first couple of ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 12, 2018:

You go for girl, it has always amazed me (as a UK subject rather than a citizen).That the rights of life liberty and the persecute of happiness do not extend further in the US than they do.

What song would you want played for your funeral?

273kelvin comments on Jan 11, 2018:

As people go in "the ying tong song" by the goons" as the box goes in the flames "smoke gets in your eyes"

273kelvin replies on Jan 11, 2018:

@Dav87 This is my plan of attack, It looks like a nail. No it`s a tack

Any one found love here?

273kelvin comments on Jan 11, 2018:

Early days and you live so far away. I`m not quite ready to go to hell yet Sadoi lol

273kelvin replies on Jan 11, 2018:

@Sadoi miles to go before you sleep? .Us poet Robert Frost

Any one found love here?

273kelvin comments on Jan 11, 2018:

Early days and you live so far away. I`m not quite ready to go to hell yet Sadoi lol

273kelvin replies on Jan 11, 2018:

@Sadoi I don`t know but there is a Cockermouth

What song would you want played for your funeral?

273kelvin comments on Jan 11, 2018:

As people go in "the ying tong song" by the goons" as the box goes in the flames "smoke gets in your eyes"

273kelvin replies on Jan 11, 2018:

@Dav87 Ha ha love it. A goons fan at such a young age :-)

Any one found love here?

273kelvin comments on Jan 11, 2018:

Early days and you live so far away. I`m not quite ready to go to hell yet Sadoi lol

273kelvin replies on Jan 11, 2018:

@Sadoi Sorry just googled it. Did not realize it was a place. A gay friend of mine just got a new GF from Dykehead lol

Any one found love here?

273kelvin comments on Jan 11, 2018:

Early days and you live so far away. I`m not quite ready to go to hell yet Sadoi lol

273kelvin replies on Jan 11, 2018:

@Sadoi Nothing too much, some great people there I`m told and they do fuck-in-hell. Just miles to go before I sleep.

Do you like Christan music?

BackToReality comments on Jan 6, 2018:

Christian music is about all I listened to for 20ish years. Giving up my faith was very hard for me, and I can't listen to Christian music without getting sad or even crying at times. Too many painful memories. I've had to spend a lot of time this year finding new music to listen to. P.S. I'm ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 11, 2018:

Try L. Cohen it is not depressing if you really listen and although peppered with religious imagery. It has lots of sex in it too. Great for a date, Barry White for sensitive chicks lol

What song would you want played for your funeral?

LizBeth comments on Jan 11, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ECUtkv2qV8

273kelvin replies on Jan 11, 2018:

Quite a popular choice

SHOULD WE UPDATE THE 10 COMANDMENTS?

273kelvin comments on Jan 11, 2018:

Here is ten of mine 1, Tho shalt not make any decision whilst wanting to take a piss. 2, Tho shalt not play poker with any man who has a first name of a town. 3, Tho shalt not date any woman with a dagger tattoo. 4, Tho shalt not play pool for money with any man who owns his own table 5, Tho ...

273kelvin replies on Jan 11, 2018:

@TommyMeador Does that break your achie breakie heart?