This may be in bad taste, but I couldn't resist! MeToo

Anonbene comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I'm stealing that and going trolling. ?

Good morning! Here's what I'm wearing out today...

Anonbene comments on Dec 6, 2018:

While you're out there would you shovel the walk?

So.

Anonbene comments on Dec 6, 2018:

You're a good sport that would never turn down a needy soul?

Lmao such a romantic

Anonbene comments on Dec 6, 2018:

No wonder I can't keep a woman. Going to the store now. Do I get the fat scented Yankee candles or the long skinny ones like for the dining room table? I want this wooing to go just right. ?

Nap date anyone??

Anonbene comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Around 2 o'clock any afternoon at my house. Your cold feet on my calves are ok.

Trying to figure out what to do with some of my collections, I have 34 more amonites and about 40 ...

Anonbene comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Glenn, did you get my message about buying some?

Why does the same temp setting feel so different in different houses?

Anonbene comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Insulation house wrap new windows and ventilation.

What was your last act of random kindness? Explain the random and the kindness please.

Anonbene comments on Dec 5, 2018:

At lunch today a waitress was talking to her coworker about a $60 hoody her kid wanted for Xmas with a Redskins logo on it. I left her a $60 tip for a BLT and a Pepsi

Hi.. Just dropped in to see who I could piss off today.

Anonbene comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Now you've done it

Random This morning I'm making coffee at my pretty pour over coffee stand (if you don't know what...

Anonbene comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Takes note, don't let Pepper hold the new baby. Check.

Will someone please bitch about the fact that the points aren't being updated?

Anonbene comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Thank you, Duke. I think that was good for two points but you should check it just the same. ?

Krampus, also known as the Christmas Devil and the Christmas Demon, is a demonic accomplice of Saint...

Anonbene comments on Dec 5, 2018:

It's nice to know that kids have been pains in the asses for parents for centuries.

I'm a quilter.

Anonbene comments on Dec 5, 2018:

That's very nice.

Thing you can't live without

Anonbene comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Inspiration

What would you do if you're on your death bed, and an evangelist comes around to preach the gospel ...

Anonbene comments on Dec 4, 2018:

This happened to me. I had a massive blood clot or something. I woke up in the hospital and this guy was holding my hand. I jerked my hand back and I said who are you and what are you doing? He told me is the pastor at the Methodist church and was praying me into heaven or something. I told him I didn't believe any of that crap and told him to get out of the room. He now works at my local Lowes and recently helped me find electrician parts. Much more useful.

Great ornament!

Anonbene comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Christmasy! Now I'm in the spirit of the season. ?

[washingtonpost.com] Researchers have found strong evidence that racism helps the GOP Win?

Anonbene comments on Dec 4, 2018:

No shit? Researchers= people that own tv's radios newspapers or has ever gone online

Why is there no spell check when messaging?

Anonbene comments on Dec 4, 2018:

That happens on my phone but not my tablet. The messaging and the chat rooms are cluttered and poorly designed.

Is there a blocking epidemic?

Anonbene comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Why does anyone care who blocks them?

Am I the only one that doesn't pay any attention to points or levels

Anonbene comments on Dec 4, 2018:

I care equally as much about points as I do about religion and people that complain about points. Not at all.

This morning I woke to discover someone who I reported as a possible scammer had posted 'feeling ...

Anonbene comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Link to what it is you are talking about.

Your thoughts on Aliens:

Anonbene comments on Dec 3, 2018:

It's mathematically very unlikely.

Adam Ruben writes about issues related to graduate research and science communication in a ...

Anonbene comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Thank you for reminding me I didn't miss out on much.

My Monday sucked. There's no other way to say it. Who had a good one? I need some inspiration.

Anonbene comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I finished watching Pushing Daisies ? then my lady friend brought me groceries ? then we had sex ? then she took my laundry ? then I had a nap. Pretty standard day.

Very sexy picture... You're welcome:)

Anonbene comments on Dec 3, 2018:

This is why I don't hire carpenter helpers off of Craigslist anymore. She couldn't even read fractions. Pffft.

Wake up in Heaven!!!!

Anonbene comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Ok. Let's see it. ?

What's the worst reaction you've gotten to one of your kinks?

Anonbene comments on Dec 3, 2018:

No way am I ever doing that! That was nice. I can't believe I went my whole life without some guy doing that to me, when can we do it again?

Well done!! (Slow clapping) [boingboing.net]

Anonbene comments on Dec 2, 2018:

? ? ?

Smart guy!!

Anonbene comments on Dec 2, 2018:

I'm still wondering why do women hide their breasts?

How are you supposed to date when everyone you go out with thinks that they are the only one you're ...

Anonbene comments on Dec 2, 2018:

They do seem to get cloyingly attached rather quickly and makeup/ assume a great many things even when you tell them I can't, I have a date this Saturday.

An exquisite watercolor by Steve Hanks.

Anonbene comments on Dec 2, 2018:

OMG. What was I thinking of inviting the whole sodomisers-r-us group over?

Random beauties.

Anonbene comments on Dec 2, 2018:

#4 HEY! Where'd these come from? ?

A guy blocked me

Anonbene comments on Dec 2, 2018:

What did you say after he asked you out?

I can be really slow on the uptake, when I say give me a sign, I mean if you are interested in sex, ...

Anonbene comments on Dec 2, 2018:

What are you trying to say? ?

And we have a winner

Anonbene comments on Dec 2, 2018:

On the other hand...?

It's a braw bricht moon licht nicht the nicht Mrs bricht yer awricht ye Ken.

Anonbene comments on Dec 1, 2018:

My Dad use to sing that diddy to me as a Irish kid in Boston years ago.

Interesting experiment. Is this an issue in North America? [qz.com]

Anonbene comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I'm curious to know how often the opposite happens. I get touched innocently by women and guys asking is this seat taken? Excuse me. Can I get by here? Etc.

George H.

Anonbene comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Yup.

Hello everybody I'm new here and I hope to meet some good peopleand maybe even a woman with a ...

Anonbene comments on Dec 1, 2018:

We have some really great women here with beautiful minds and how do I know that? They have their own groups here and have banned me from entering them. There is no higher accolade than that to verify their greatness and beautyishness.

I went to many social events that were for singles, but no one has been serious.

Anonbene comments on Dec 1, 2018:

They were waiting for you to be the person you were looking for.

I reached Level 8! THANK YOU, Sexual Deviants'.

Anonbene comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Thanks for the "bite me" option so I didnt spend all morning trying to think up that scathing retort. I hope the shirt comes one size too small so it sort of binds in the underarm making you slightly uncomfortable. ?

A valid question.

Anonbene comments on Nov 30, 2018:

My lady friend has that exact same problem... Often. ?

[atlasobscura.com]

Anonbene comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Unbelievable. Under those conditions and a guy is sitting there in a freezing cave carving. He must have adored her.

While not really a meme, most of the people that have been asking about this check this spot often.

Anonbene comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Anyone find out why she shot him?

Heres a little riddle.

Anonbene comments on Nov 30, 2018:

My eyes?

Planning on getting into shape for the new year...

Anonbene comments on Nov 30, 2018:

The before and the after. Just in case you were wondering.

I'm sorry for posting this here, but most folks i know are in this group.

Anonbene comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Thinking of you man. I hope today is a little bit better than yesterday. You'll be alright, patience.

Can we post viseo link s here to You Tube?

Anonbene comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Yes

ARIZONA MAN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN GROIN IN WALMART [newsweek.

Anonbene comments on Nov 29, 2018:

These stories always brighten my day. ?

I have a 4 hour meeting today that I was honored to be invited to be a part of, because it means ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'm so jealous.

Is anyone else grossed out by cleaning bathrooms, including your own?!

Anonbene comments on Nov 29, 2018:

It doesn't bother me. I like the end result. Oooh shiny. ?

Do you buy Christmas gifts for others?

Anonbene comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I do but they have to be something personal that I know the other person needs and wants. I do it in July too. I like giving.

Funny stuff

Anonbene comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Her mother caught us, didn't say anything, watched us.

That's good advice.

Anonbene comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Here's another good one

What if an advanced civilization existed before us [youtu.be]

Anonbene comments on Nov 28, 2018:

That question always leads me to other races on other planets and how unlikely it is that we are both equally advanced enough to communicate in the present or future because they may have been us 100,000 years ago and are now gone from the face of their planet or won't show up for another hundred thousand years after we have wiped ourselves out.

Yippie Kai Yay!

Anonbene comments on Nov 28, 2018:

The worst thing to happen to America since the terrible Bowling Green massacre. Glad Al was there to save us all.

Unspoken rules.

Anonbene comments on Nov 28, 2018:

#14 always tell her or him #19 swallow #20 invite others #21 whatever you put in her anal wash it after you pull out of her anal.

Well today is the day I go to Kansas city and meet with the neurosurgeon.

Anonbene comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I would like to send you a couple hundred bucks to help out. Contact me through I.m.

All amateurs

Anonbene comments on Nov 28, 2018:

The Mom in the upper right. ?

Does anyone ever have sexually erotic dreams so intense that when you wake up to real life it seems ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 28, 2018:

That sounds a bit sad. Why don't you fulfill your dreams desires and fantasies? Talk about them.

I feel like this site is just one more on the list of online dating sites that go nowhere.

Anonbene comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Do you ask? Dating women here is easy.

With or without?

Anonbene comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Can't decide. Both.

so true! Joseph the best known cuckold in biblical history.

Anonbene comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Hahahahaha

Seasonal Decorations?

Anonbene comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I go all out.

As we age, we deviants have experienced a lot.

Anonbene comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I still love having folks over to have their way with her.

Idiot Xstian pastor gets bitten by rattlesnake because he thought Dog would protect him even though ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 27, 2018:

See? There's good news out there. You just have to look for it. ?

A liberal writer named Christopher Blair created a satirical website with outrageous right wing ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 27, 2018:

They are funny stories.

An oldie, but a good one.

Anonbene comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Thank you. You saved me a lot of time. ?

Finding a good country boy boyfriend is difficult.

Anonbene comments on Nov 26, 2018:

It's a bit of a drive for you but have you tried Annabelles?

Gene-Edited Babies Reportedly Born in China. What Could Go Wrong? [livescience.com]

Anonbene comments on Nov 26, 2018:

What could go right? As the gene edit is to make the girls less susceptible to hiv aids I wonder if the doctors intend to test that theory as these girls get older.

Anyone want to date me

Anonbene comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Oh I can't resist this. As an endocrinologist, this question intrigued me. Now just sit back and relax. You're going to feel a little pressure.

Do you believe in "soul mates/true love/the one?"

Anonbene comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Sure, it's as easy as saying yes.

Is it silly to be nervous about your first message to someone on here?

Anonbene comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Lead with the thumb thing. That'll break the ice.

Sex in the modern world

Anonbene comments on Nov 25, 2018:

The mistake is that somewhere along the line someone (religion) put a meaning to sex. Is there a meaning to peeing? Taking a shit? Eating? If you can have satisfying sex with a rubber shaft or a hole in a pumpkin then there is no meaning to it other than its own reward.

Conflicted and Curious

Anonbene comments on Nov 25, 2018:

It's only sex and its not enough to break up a great friendship over. I encouraged my then wife (died) and now lady friends to have sex with whoever they please. People seem to like doing that stuff for no other reason than that stuff is nice to do. It makes for great memories.

What is it that makes women go on the defensive, or even the offensive, against other women who ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I saw that in the Roy Moore election and was baffled by it. Some adult women were actually defending him and his pursuit of young teenage girls as if that's a normal thing.

There is a $5 fee to join.

Anonbene comments on Nov 25, 2018:

You have to pay $10 to get off the mailing list.

We can post sexy men here too right?

Anonbene comments on Nov 24, 2018:

There's more in the Hot Hunks group too

Do you know how long it has taken me to go from level 7 to 7.1?

Anonbene comments on Nov 24, 2018:

??

Well now, this is probably in bad taste, but it cracks me up!

Anonbene comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Thats the spirit ?

I have an open question for the ladies: How do you FEEL about the topics discussed in the ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Even as modern as we think we are today I wonder if any parent talks about the pleasures of sex in detail in plain language with their daughters.

I had many a fantasy about Wonder Woman back in the day.

Anonbene comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Search, Bobby Jo and the Outlaw, to see her tits.

So far, these are the most blocked/hidden groups.

Anonbene comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Divide the site in half. Adults go this way, you other easily offended losers go that way. But nicer.

Is it possible to have a relationship not entirely based on sex with someone extremely attractive?

Anonbene comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Its a burden and a balancing act for sure but I just can't have sex with all of you all of the time. You'll just have to be content with staring longingly at my pictures for now and hoping the women I do know die quickly. You know, from all the sex. Gotta go, Rob Lowe is texting me again about my skin care regimen.

Savages...!

Anonbene comments on Nov 23, 2018:

That's funny.

Men's hair greater than mine!

Anonbene comments on Nov 23, 2018:

And she's just beside herself now that my boobs are bigger than hers too. ?

John Allen Chau, Preacher killed by Natives, Appalling Atheist Reactions - YouTube

Anonbene comments on Nov 23, 2018:

What part of No Trespassing did the zealot not understand?

John Allen Chau, Preacher killed by Natives, Appalling Atheist Reactions - YouTube

Anonbene comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I fixed it for you Applauding atheist reactions

Why did God create Adam first?

Anonbene comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I'm thinking the words, bigger penis, may have entered the conversation at some point

WAY out of my league.... ?

Anonbene comments on Nov 22, 2018:

She would be lucky to have you.

I know this might sound a bit thick...but exactly is a 'hook-up'?

Anonbene comments on Nov 22, 2018:

In the US its a derogatory sexist term meant to pass judgment and bestow guilt on women who even suggest they just need to hold someone tonight for whatever their personal reason may be without asking for a lifetime commitment from partners as many women are prone to force other women to do. A holdover from religious teaching regarding personal sex lives.

Where do you stand in the belief of an existence of a soul without believing in religion and the ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Your first mistake was jumping to the conclusion that you think we think souls exist. Reword.

Why am I like this?

Anonbene comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Dude you fucked up. You dated or are dating a girl you're not compatible with but that is your fault for not making your interests clear from the first date. Just like millions of other men and women we go along with dating hoping things will get better. They never will unless you make it clear from the beginning. If you stick with this one you will have long miserable regret-filled life, probably a divorce and 15 or so years of child support because she ain't ever going to do that thing you like and she'll do less of the other thing as time goes by. There are plenty of great women out there that are adventurous but you'll never find them unless and until you grow a pair and speak up.

So...... what should/can we do ???

Anonbene comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Exchange them for our racists.

Expectations ?

Anonbene comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I use to be an HVAC repairman. Sex happened. You would not believe how wives dressed for our visits. Those were the days. ?

You know what sucks?

Anonbene comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Invite us to your job. We'll bring stuff, make a mess and promise to clean up after ourselves at the end of the day. *that last part isn't legally binding

Damn cold! The record low for a Thanksgiving day in Maine was 7 degrees, set in 1974.

Anonbene comments on Nov 22, 2018:

My sisters live near Sebago Lake. I like to send them screenshots from my weather app. ?

I hope everybody has a chance to be with family and friends today!

Anonbene comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I thought you liked us. ?

Defended my PhD dissertation today ?

Anonbene comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Great man.

I’m not sure if any words are needed

Anonbene comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Mom?