One for all you James Bond aficionados.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Mine is more old school: Live and Let Die

Trump Weighs in on Humanists’ Cross Case - TheHumanist.com

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Crickets from the cons. Chirp chirp.

Just found a fun group, Dead South, on video, the blew me away, cute, talented, and the song is ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Absolutely a great band with tremendous talent.

And I thought he was rich...guess not.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 15, 2019:

This story is getting too much air. Why do we care what some young footballers ate. We must face the fact and the real worry is that the first President ever has been realistically questioned about working for a foreign power.

Do you believe in destiny?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Nope.

A FB friend posted the meme, and comments followed... I just can't even...SMH

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 15, 2019:

The wall "will" work, prison style, with gunmen every 40 feet. How many thousands of armed guards would that be? Leave the prisoners with just a wall and they will go under or over. And, at its cost it is highly ineffective as, others have pointed out, the majority of illegal aliens enter through legal ports. And, so far, all terrorists have done so as well; terrorists are well financed and don't like to wait. Under Obama the republicans rejected a border security bill that would have been more sensible and better technology. It would have hired 30k agents and employed drones, aircraft, and ground sensors.

Poll: 0.0% of Icelanders Under 25 Believe God Created The World [patheos.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Yep. Yet about a quarter of the population believes, to some extent, in elves. So, what does that say about humans looking to believe in strange things?

[alternet.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Expect worse. And his core base of racists will vote while their kids die directly from these policies.

Ancient Ancestors?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Fun to hang in the school science lab.

[alternet.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

He is a pawn of his billionaire Taiwanese, shipping magnate father-in-law, passing laws protecting the shipping of coal that do nothing for his state's coal workers, but help the largest shipper of cheap South American coal.

Ken Ham offers free admission to schools after atheist group warns against Ark Encounter field trips

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

They should go, cost Hamm admission losses, and wear tee shirts pro evolution.

Senator Rand Paul will have surgery to repair hernia in CANADA! Cost between $5000/8000

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Cock sucking hypocrite.

Are you optimistic?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Very pessimistic about the farther than I will live future: climate; pollution; over population; and the effects thereof.

Should democrats call Putin and ask him to reopen our government ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

12022985700 is the Russian embassy in D.C.

Should democrats call Putin and ask him to reopen our government ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Someone should publish that number. At least the ambassador.

Main Street versus Wall Street?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Of course. The richest class is stockpiling for the big crush as they take the poor and middle classes for everything. Until a paradigm shift in thought occurs and dumbshits see with new eyes nothing will occur. If eyes open up, a rise up and rebellion to bring the rich crashing down will be the only savoir.

Thanks to Their Student Loans, Millennials Expect to Die in Debt: By Chloe Anagnos "Adulting, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

And the recently sainted Bush stopped bankruptcy from removing student loan debt. But not business debters who keep all their personal assets even after 6 bankruptcies (who could that be)

I think Giuliani next crazy statement is gonna be no matter what Muellers report says The President ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

That sounds like an excellent bet.

?‍♀️ununu?‍♀️nunun?‍♀️

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

That would be a you tube phenom: a group of nuns doing cartwheels. Sidenote - just what is a group of nuns called? A ruler?

Would you consider yourself more of a fan of David Letterman or Jay Leno?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Leno is an annoying twit. Never really sincere.

Do you believe aliens exist?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Need to see it. Probabilities are strong, but until proven it doesn't matter about belief.

"What has God ever done for YOU?", cried the priest.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

God? We don't need no stinking god, but will accept a dyslexic dog.

and boom I was there!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Just went back to work. Write a book and then ....

[alternet.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Attacking Iran wouldn't seem what Russia would want as they Ally with Iran and share a sea. Also close to 100000 Russians live in Iran, with many intermarried. That said, what better way to destabilize the US in a really can't win war. Not without huge mobilization or nucs.

How did I not hear the words?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Type in 4 chord songs on you tube and a mass of videos about hit "catchy" songs all using the same chords will pop up. So many, so much alike. Words can really mean something. Too many songs are sold by the catch.

Sunday morning project completed.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

One summer I headed out for my summer job (teacher, mason in summer) and I gave my 3 teens the job of replacing a radiator in an old sports car I had bought. I returned that evening to a successful job well done. My wife, at the time, said ask your 14 year old daughter what she learned from her brothers. My daughter pointed to two parts in the engine and said, "that's a son of a bitch, and that's a motherfucker."

On the other hand... ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

True, very true, until you go shopping.

You hear this Walmart an upper deck with a bar ???

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I think I may, then, return to Wmart.

Ted Cruz: People outside DC are not concerned with Russia investigation - CNNPolitics

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

The new repuck mantra: people don't really care about Russia - our traitors don't count.

Erick Erickson Reveals an Inconvenient Truth | Law & Crime

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

That's the way these things work. Those that are on the front lines who know the truth are ignored.

Had a hard time choosing a category for this one

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Read about how the Fibonacci sequence (center) is found throughout nature and even in human size ratio.

Yes, it is around the corner now

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Like so many twisted holidays - celebrate because a guy got tortured and killed.

20 years of Cuban medical collaboration in South Africa › World › Granma - Official voice of the...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

While the Bush administration sat on their hands letting people die in the aftermath of one of the worst hurricanes in New Orleans in known history, Cuba offered a full and already to go medical and rescue team. Our government said no; and people here like to say no one responds to US disasters.

I don't want to take jobs away from people.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Not sure how it is now, but 15 years ago if you gassed your car in Japan it took 3 to 6 attendants to do so: gas, oil, windows, etc. Japan prided itself on a very low unemployment even in bad times.

I'm not picky. ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I'm more like their father. Oh well. ?

Do you think violence is ever justified? Agree or disagree.....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Revenge doesn't justify violence as some here say, but, I fully understand an emotional response and realize I would most likely do so myself. Protection can justify violence if no other possibility works or is timely.

Have you ever had one of these as a kid?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

My sister had one. I had things like a spring loaded cannon that fired a hard plastic ball that could knock down a Lincoln Log house.

Hypothetically speaking...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Underarms too?

Famous songs that are covers - youtube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

For a creepy cover (and I love both guys' work) check out Johnny Cash doing Bruce Springsteen's I'm on Fire.

Famous songs that are covers - youtube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

The 60's and 70's are replete with covers. The Parton / Houston song (One of, if not her biggest hit) was chosen by Kevin Costner. They became very good friends, which explains why he gave a eulogy at her funeral.

Knock Knock

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I love me some GeeZeus, especially when he is packing an AR15 and riding a dinosaur.

Wonderous

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Nice photo. Well centered, good filter. Most assuredly, beautiful subject

[google.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Didn't his wife and kid(s) go to Britain and begat King Arthur's forefathers? One good myth deserves another. At least in Beowulf Hrothgar was real.

Take your medicine, damn it!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Trump when he had real hair?

[dailykos.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

That would be great. I doubt the DOJ will do anything now, even with indisputable evidence of treason.

The Simplest Explanation Of Global Warming Ever

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

It won't matter when the oceans and the permafrost release their methane because humanity will die, the Earth will continue for a few billion years, possibly with some life forms. Rest peacefully knowing most cockroaches will go with us having linked their existence so tightly to ours.

I'm feeling a little betrayed. I just found out my KY Jelly isn't from Kentucky at all.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Yea, but down there they still spread it on their toast

I'm probably going to win another Facebook ban this weekend.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Why not turn it around and ask: why god, Why the fuck did you let that poor kid see her parents killed and then get taken, Why you bastard?

Hahahahahaha. Help, I can't stop laughing. Hahahah... [joemygod.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I'm hoping this is some fucked up joke or dick rub for tRump before they pick someone else, almost anyone.

You were recently insulted by a person whom now stands in a welcome line.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Shake his hand, then publically disinfect it.

Eightfold Path

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Seems Buddha knew we were simulations

Again. ;)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

And...... we are waiting.

Funny and too realistic!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

And the ultra smart and knows more than anyone President carries his iPhone with foreign leaders' numbers into meetings - all mic'd for spies.

If you hear someone speak with a heavy, southern, country accent, do you instinctively think they ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

My mother had a Southern accent. I lived in Pennsylvania Dutch area. I tried to avoid an accent. I have been told I have a slight Southern lilt.

What is your opinion on this?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Best Beats parody - Maynard G. Crebbs

For $300, anyone can find out exactly where you are! "For as little as $300, an investigative ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

It is a lot easier than the cops want you to know. Many can be tracked now even if turned off.

[yahoo.com] Is Trump secretly working for Russia?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

They will. Need to make trillions, change laws to keep power, and not give a fuck about anyone but their wealthy overlords

[yahoo.com] Mark Hamill Shares His Wall Makeover With Trump LOL.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

My answer is a strong MEOW.

Am I being a brat?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I can understand being inundated by tRump and just plan exasperated but I don't see how no religious stuff could be possible on a site that explores the stupidity of religion.

Dubious Claims About Einstein, Dinosaur, Ancient Jets At Indian Science Congress : Goats and Soda : ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Not just Christian and Muslim hardliners have idiocy in their science ranks. A Hindu friend, who I sent this to, said he once accidentally insulted a female PHD scientist with some off hand secular remark. He then told me that she divorced her husband, took the kids and moved back to India, and joined a cult. Wackiness knows no educational barriers.

Ivanka Trump is reportedly under consideration to lead The World Bank

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Very fucking scary. Most asinine idea out there.

This for my weed smokers. Tell me a funny story on when you got high.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Having to use a "real" Japanese toilet for the first time and standing there staring at the bright, shiny, immaculate hole in the floor.

Today I reached the limit of my patience, tolerance.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Try giving her the finger and sayimg something like "bless this" or "here, bless you too:

The 10 Weirdest Science Stories of 2018

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Crows, like many birds, have a high IQ for the animal world. They are also very family oriented. I doubt the same behavior would have been seen with a family member

G.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Except it should be Hell

War Hero, Triple-Amputee Veteran behind “Fund the Wall” GoFundMe Announces New Organization to ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I want to start a go fund me to start the church of Weed where like minded people can meet, talk life, smoke the sacrament. Need a bit of cash to get it off the ground until weekly donations can pay for up keep and sacrament. No skimming for me. Happy to indulge tax free.

Social Security official: Married working mothers hurt society, condoms rob women of “remarkable ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

An intellectual tRump supporter

This one made me laugh

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

If only. Every kid in the world at that age.

That’s right motherfker!! Now go to work!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Fucking Fuck ya.

Anyone near Cecil County, Maryland?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Is Cecil county as redneck as it was in the 70's?

Sometimes I wonder....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Imbeciles.

The secret is safe with me?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Once the Chinese land there with people it will be assumed true. And those first astronauts will get world acceptance.

Shouldn't we be more eager to get there?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

One of the reasons the Catholic Church made suicide a mortal sin - too many priests, etc were killing themselves to get to heaven and escape the figurative and literal shit of the world.

For fun next time you're at any sort of hippy convention (music festival, 1960s revival night, Apple...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Actually dolphins are asses. They rape other dolphins of either sex. Groups or pods will gang rape porpoises and kill them and then play with the dead body. Yuck.

Bad grass ??

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Unless tampered with, as in shit added, their is no bad grass, just some that is stronger. People warn about potency today. Anyone get to Africa or parts if Asia in the 70's and smoke that gooey, stick filled, black pot?

Trump Hate

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Hate is unhealthy. I hate his policies and his utter disdain for working class and poor people. He is an unethical slime who I wish gone.

I spent ten years in a Christian cult here in Texas.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Welcome. Enjoy the conversations. Most good people here. Best wishes, you have experienced a lot, much that people shouldn't have to go through. Know you control your thoughts.

Just to fuck with myself when my memory starts to fade...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Better yet, a Robin's short shorts outfit.

This is my plan, mostly the books part.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Tea tea tea for me me me. We all agree on books. Personally i still prefer paper ones.

The year is..

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

His body is frozen in time. At age 40 he looked 86. Today he looks 86.

??‍♀️ I can’t with these people

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Sweaty makes it perfect.

Flat Earth Cruise. [theguardian.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I would never go to sea on a cruise ship: dipshit entertainment; expensive drinks; rip off gambling; assholes; garbage producers; and most importantly - way too much ambient light - ive been to sea and it is beautiful in its own self, if you can see it.

[dailykos.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I didn't remember the name, but as I read Culp, I remember seeing the episode.

Stolen from a friend: Something that needs some thought.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Very well said.

Fly!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Remember it isn't the flight, it is the sudden landing

Hopeful Gypsy Sunset

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Positive Trippy Singbird

Have one of these?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

My mother.

Remember this and did you like it?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Remember, yes. Like, F no.

Bob Marley ✌❤

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I'm starting a church of the First Weed and y'all know the sacrament. And Marley will be key hymns and philosophy. And Tax Exempt.

With this talk of "It is ONLY $5 billion!" why has no one in the Cheeto Opposition spoken this one ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Since giving away 1.5 trillion to bust the deficit farther, he doesn't care. He did, however, suggest cutting disabled and unemployed veterans benefits to cut into the deficit. Fuck the poor for the rich and his racist hypocritical base will zombie step toward fascism.

Now you know!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Yelp best place for donuts

When law and order and justice eventually catch up with Trump, and it will happen, the story won't ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Similar to the Catholic Church. And look at the damage done to that organization. Of course the republicans are short term big financial gains, uncaring about anyone else.

Democrats renew push to investigate Trump's Hurricane Maria response in Puerto Rico

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

All I have to say is: to all those people who came North, register to vote! They are American Citizens.

Baby boomers legacy

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Almost got pot legal.

Do you use god's name in vain?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

No. Because even if I say goddamn it, there is no one to punish me.

Always thought those that pray to win were fooling themselves. God loves my team more...lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

God is a soccer fan. Ties ties ties.

Repeated radio signals coming from galaxy 1.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I saw. If from life, either long dead or so extremely evolved as to not care about us.

How many of you, (us) have been arrested?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Not had that pleasure. Handcuffed once. Short story, unimportant, but I went peacefully and still have all my clearances, a clean slate, etc.

And now, for another stupid hunting "accident" Ex-LSU player's leg amputated after dog shoots him.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

There needs to be a site devoted to dog shoots human news stories.

It’s all about him

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Someone should make small versions of the baby tRump blimp. Like those blowup Xmas decorations. I would buy one.