Mississippi governor declares state of emergency as end of Jackson water crisis is nowhere in sight

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 30, 2022:

Part of Mississippi has the "honor" of having been put on an UN list of places where the drinking water is infused with human waste.

Court: Pennsylvania can't keep guns in trooper ambush case

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 30, 2022:

That's so their son's surviving brother and sister can take up the cause.

Guess it would be called The shroud of Turd-in

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 30, 2022:

Such bullshit, or baby shit, or some such shit. It's just so much shit.

Pope Francis advises humility for newly elevated ‘princes of the church’ Francis praises ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 30, 2022:

Poop Francis, PR master extraordinaire, is given so much credit for being a liberal pontif, yet, nothing, absolutely nothing, changes in the catholic church.

Let's talk about Trump and witch hunts.... - Beau of the Fifth Column [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2022:

This one is really good one 👍

Christian school forfeits football game against team with two girls on roster

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2022:

Dumbshits. I taught and coached at a private school and the league in which we played contained at least three xtion schools. Not just the students, but the parents were some of the worst behaved assholes. I and two others stopped a fight at a basketball game between parents. The xtions had been calling our players racist names, which the kids parents did not appreciate. The referee threw both families out - I understand why, still, the xtions instigated the trouble. When I was coaching softball, some parents called to complain that I had "very loudly" said, "Jesus Fucking Christ!" I had, but not at them. Actually it was at no one. One of my outfielders had repeated a mistake right after I had taken a time out to speak with her. My AD laughed it off.

National Anger Over the Removal of Abortion Rights Is Catching Up to the GOP – Mother Jones

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2022:

Keep shouting, "Roe, Roe, Roe your boat."

Justice Department responds to Trump team motion, says they've already finished 'filter team' work

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2022:

The republican party would sacrifice 100 million American lives preserve 100 of their donors lifestyles.

I have the same problem

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2022:

Groan.

Sounds fucking true to me.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 28, 2022:

Studies have shown that swearing reduces pain; and, it is damn painful dealing with stupid motherfuckers.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about the Florida governor's race.... [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 28, 2022:

I'm hoping tRump gets pissy with DeSantis and scuttles mini trump.

Lauren Boebert Dragged For 'Lesbian Dance Theory' Comments

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 28, 2022:

She is a moron. I think her perv hubby pushes her to do more stupid so he can get more money as some sort of consultant.

Letters From An American 08/26/2022

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2022:

Trump continues to scream that he isn't being treated fairly. He is right - anyone else would be behind bars - he is being treated with kid gloves.

Judge announces 'preliminary intent to appoint a special master' to review Trump records seized by ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2022:

If the judge does so and doesn't appoint someone with a current or past TS clearance, it is possible that sensitive material will be leaked. It is also possible that in appointing someone, said person, especially if they do have a TS clearance blows tRump out of the water - that said, such a move will also expose the sensitive nature of the material stolen.

New software to make people sound more white.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2022:

I had a friend tell me once that he was answering some questions on the phone. He was asked for some other info, which he need not answer, but said sure. When asked race, he said black, to which the person on the line said, You don't sound black." My friend had no response.

Top Staffer for Major Anti-Abortion Group Arrested for Soliciting a Minor

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 26, 2022:

He should go to jail, but he will most likely get probation.

Well, this shows for sure how accurate the Bible really is. sarcasm

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 26, 2022:

The King James, exalted by so many evangelicals as the actual word of god, is considered the worst translation by "biblical scholars."

Andrew aka @Admin, will you kick off @ashleylop899.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 25, 2022:

Yes. Do so.

Always figured he was dumber than a box of rocks….👀 [news.google.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 25, 2022:

I thought Shaq had some semblance of a brain. I was wrong.

Spain: Gunman Euthanised Before He Can Stand Trial

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

I've no problem with assisted suicide or euthanasia. However, this case does not only concern the ill person, it also concerns the victims. I think the victims should have been involved.

This simple powder kills bacteria in drinking water [createdigital.org.au]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

Looks promising.

O.M.G... be careful out there!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

Refer madness! Oh no, holy guacamole, call Batman!

Unfortunately true

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

Saudi money Russian spies

Sure feels that way

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

That's why I don't look behind me.

Celebrating the accomplishments of our allies across the pond.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

The non river Harriers were really loud. You could hear their mating call a mile away - could be why our Marines had them.

Oops that is a mistake

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

Are you sure it was a mistake?

Texas church apologizes after staging illegal, Jesus-infused ‘Hamilton’

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

Call me cynical, but I don't believe it is more than PR and trying to avoid paying a hefty payment.

It’s almost 5pm…that means it’s time for Wednesday’s teatime treat….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

New to me.

It is a disease

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

Yes it is.

I am thankful for parents that I have never heard utter any racist remarks

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

A great man, great inspiration to others. So many people hated on him and used his stance against the Vietnam War to spew vitriol. He went to jail for his convictions even though the Army, when he was drafted, promised he would be in the "cushy" military entertainment division. He could have gone to Europe and continued to box and to make millions.

Dr.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

The rich cosplaying the rest of us - well said.

GOP Candidate Said It's "Totally Just" To Stone Gay People To Death - LGBTQ Nation

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2022:

He was divorced due to his abuse of wife and kids, a real piece of shit. Also, if he so much wants to stick to his reading of scripture, his divorce isn't valid (while the supposed Jesus never railed on gays, he certainly railed against divorce), he is committing adultery now and should let himself and current wife be stoned for that.

Don't you hate when an old girlfriend shows up just to spoil the wedding?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Ewe can bet she isn't there to pull the wool over the bride's eyes. Can't wait to see her try to ram her way into an objection.

I don't have many jokes anymore but here's an old one I thought I'd share.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Dad joke. 😁

𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐧, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2022:

I remember Johnny Carsom had a historian on once who was excavating the area - this would have been the late 60s early 70's. I remember Carson was fascinated with one artifact, a leather cod piece, that some thought was Custer's; it was filled with dozens of arrow holes.

This is just me venting.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Best wishes. Fully understand. I can't say much or I'll just get pissed off from my past.

I probably ought to loosen up a little, how about you?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2022:

I realized I needed to watch myself, too late. One day in the way to school - all three kids, someone did some jackass driving maneuver. My kids said, "We got this Dad" and they all stuck their hands out the window and gave the finger 🖕

One of my dogs: Making a retching sort of sound. Me in bed: Oh, no, please don't... Ugh!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2022:

That's a fact

Protesters demand Utah require clergy to report sex abuse

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2022:

The catholics have done this for centuries. Such a bullshit scam that allows abusers to go unpunished.

Apple is always at the forefront with new ideas.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2022:

That is just weird. Strange thought - tv cop show, autopsy room, dead person's podcast starts to play from under the covers. Techs are like, "She's alive."

Heil Jesus! I was studying a bit of history around the foundation of Christianity.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 21, 2022:

What if JC never existed? There is absolutely no proof that he was real. "Assumed" proofs are all, at least, written 100 years after JC's supposed death.

Central Bucks passes book policy some view as a book ban - WHYY

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 21, 2022:

I taught a number of those in York County, PA, far from liberal area - I can only imagine how it has changed in 10ish years since I left teaching. The whole country heard about Dover school district in the 90's for intelligent design. That cost the district about 1.5 million- it would have been 3 million, but those parents suing just took lawyer fees and forcing the Public school from teaching it. I can only guess how current SCROTUS would react to that.

All offensive material has been edited.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 20, 2022:

There actually was a Blazing Saddles television show. It was produced for 4 seasons, according to the actors in it. Only the pilot was ever released. The studio made it to keep control, something in Mel Brooks' contract. It was titled Black Bart, I think.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Kansas, recounts, perceptions, and realities.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 20, 2022:

This was a very good one. We need to fully expect a lot of bullshit in November.

Kash Patel Writes a Children's Book About the "Plot" Against "King Donald"

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 20, 2022:

POSs all.

U.S. Church Membership Falls Below Majority for First Time

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 20, 2022:

While I see this as s good thing, there are still a large number xtion nationalist types who just don't go to church and yet still believe themselves "saved."

Walmart expands abortion coverage for staff after Roe overturned - The Washington Post

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Still not shopping there. A lot of money from the owners helped buy the current SCROTUS.

Wow! ...looks delicious?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 20, 2022:

We had a neighborhood picnic once and one neighbor brought her "specialty," hotdog spaghetti.

In case you run out of insults, the Bard has you covered.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Back, pre divorce, when I had a library of books, I had all sorts of books on insults, friom ones from Shakespeare to different countries, etc.

Good morning music lovers….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I saw them, after the Captain and Tennile Show had gone off the air, and the Captain was back on keyboards for them.

the truly brainwashed won't accept any of this regardless of the credentials.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Not gonna listen to sum hoity toity elite college boy when my cousin, on Facebook, the one who married our cousin from Arkansas, tells me all I needs to no. He gots his GED. Only took him six times. He had an ipaddy thing and when he ain't looking at porn, he reads all we ever need to no. That and me an my wife, I met her walking her dog when we both was living at the trailer park, listen to Tuck on fox. No needs fo any fancy book learnin. Ah shit, here comes the preacher and I ain't ben to church in quites the wile.

Republicans Appear to be Realizing All Their Candidates Are Dangerous Weirdos [vanityfair.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

The republican party isn't taking in as much money from small donors either. They are giving to Trump, and, well, Trump isn't sharing. Thus, certain senate candidates have been cut off.

The US Navy Put Cameras on Dolphins And The Results Are Wild: [sciencealert.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Being unaffected from eating sea snakes doesn't really surprise me as dolphins are known to get high off of puffer fish, even passing the fish around from one to another, like humans passing a joint. And we know how deadly puffer fish poison is to humans.

Today, I got cornered by an old woman in a thrift store who admired the vintage bean pot I was ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

She is confused. One can catch Covid from someone with Covid, and, yes, some vaxxed people get Covid. I had a mild case a month ago. No one catches it from a vaxxed person who doesn't have the disease.

Women want men to provide support

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Actually, the first bras were designed by men, and named after a French man.

Anti-ant anteaters for the win!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

That wheelchair ramp could be Grandpa's ski jump.

The 'blasphemy' of Beth Moore crushing on Jesus because of grapes

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

All I have to say, for what ever reason....... "She's a witch! Burn her! She turned me into a newt."

She was a very talented singer and she rocked this song in The Blues Brothers Think- Aretha ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

She was great. That was a great film with multiple great talent as well.

WOW! ...and nobody can tell when you are watching porn?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Except for the antenna, it now exists.

It’s after 4.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

She re-recorded the part with the size of the universe when a cosmological scientist pointed out the actual size as now known at 13.7 billion not 12. She was so cool about doing it for some talk.

Seen on fbuk:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

I would be suspect of the story. I can find it nowhere outside of FB. Looks like a way for xtions to whine in a more humorous way and to upset their ignorant base, especially evangelicals.

A little inter service comparison

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

I spent over half a year on AF bases for training while in the Navy and everything was so much cushier. When I was doing advanced schooling in Omaha, all the airforce guys bitched about "being stuck in Omaha." I would just respond with, "Try going to sea for weeks or even months at a time." Drug supply never dries up on an AFB. 😁😁😁

Quiz: Only 1 in 50 People Know The Meaning Of These 16 Old-Fashioned Words - Women.com

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

100%. While I knew most, the rest sounded like their meaning.

Ricky Gervais' Thoughts on Religion 10 minutes of Ricky [m.youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Weirdly, I just saw this when I looked in on YouTube. Coincidence? No, algorithm and similar sites visited.

Satire at its best! Books to ban next: 1.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Dumas was also black, and French; can one really trust the French.

Ever been there? Lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 18, 2022:

A happy Zombie. I didn't know they replaced the bloomin onion with brains.

Pastor apologizes after telling church members to buy him a luxury watch

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 18, 2022:

I would say, "Yes, he's not worth shit." It seems he is jealous of the other scamming preachers who are getting more than he is getting.

Some insurance companies dropping Florida customers with solar | firstcoastnews.com

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Having your insurance company drop you is a bitch. I got dropped because I accepted a bronze plaque that designated my house as historical, in the little town where I lived. Apparently, it is policy for some insurance companies to not do historical buildings. I understand that to a degree, however, in our case, the acknowledgement gave me no tax breaks or requirements on what I could and could not do to my property.

Letters From An American 08/17/2022

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 18, 2022:

The tRump says he wants CCTV release, but does he really. That footage could easily show hard working FBI agents and no "planting" of evidence or "ransacking" as tRump claims.

BULLFIGHTING Some people think this a majestic battle between man and beast! Personally I think ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 18, 2022:

The Romans, being such sticklers for cataloging every little thing, kept records indicating the thousands upon thousands of animals killed in their arenas. There are some who argue that the Romans started the 6th extinction, as it is now named.

UXORIOUS.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 18, 2022:

It doesn't appear to have been intended as a positive thing 😁

It don't matter in the South

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 17, 2022:

True. As is said, if you go to a family reunion looking for a date, you might be a redneck

Could Ice Cream Be Healthier Than A Multigrain Bagel? - HealthDigest.com

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 17, 2022:

I had a doctor once say if you get up for a late night snack eat ice cream, as it has some benefits versus so much other stuff with no benefits.

Drum roll, please...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 17, 2022:

That's a slow burn gut buster.

Genetic Heart Conditions Could be Cured for First Time with Single Jab – It’s a ‘Defining ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Interesting. "I can't wait to see the Facebook naysayers and medical experts ranting over this," I say sardonically, knowing that anything advancing science, especially gene therapy, is considered evil by way too many.

Here's an in depth legal analysis of Trumps document fiasco. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 17, 2022:

I watched that. Legal Eagle is pretty good. It seems he will be continuing to do more serious stuff for quite a while.

Amazon's Whole Foods Bans BLM Apparel As Pro-Union

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 17, 2022:

They are expensive and are assholes. I don't shop there. Walmart is cheap, and they're assholes. I don't shop there either.

Sexual abuse victims ask Pope for apology [cbc.ca]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 17, 2022:

They may get that, especially from this Poop. The current Poop is a master of media exploitation. So many people see him and hear his "words, words, words" and go all gushy. The guy hasn't changed a fucking thing in the catholic church.

Isn't he under investigation for sex trafficking a 17-year-old?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 17, 2022:

And, the event is mainly about serving the military. He has been railing against military leadership - too woke, not enough fascism.

Newly Discovered Molecule Fights Off Over 300 Kinds of Drug-Resistant Bacteria [sciencealert.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Good, science marches on. Still needs to get to and pass human testing. The other thing science has been working on for decades is using viruses to attack and kill bacteria.

Alito’s Call to Arms to Secure Religious Liberty New York Times, Aug.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 17, 2022:

When Alito and his ilk say religious freedom, they mean freedom of xtions to control and run roughshod over everyone else. Amerikkkan Taliban.

Betelgeuse, one of the brightest stars in the sky, is evolving and dying before our eyes ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 16, 2022:

On YouTube there is a live feed, check it out. I ignore the timer - it's an updated guess on when the bigger changes occur.

Quote of the day 😆

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 16, 2022:

And: "He's spending a year dead for tax purposes."

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 16, 2022:

No pleasing everybody

I was in th Navy, an oldie but a goody.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 16, 2022:

I noticed the Airforce General was late again.

An evangelical pastor demonized 'wokeism' after lying about its meaning

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

So many evangelicals are total fucking assholes

Over time, Betelgeuse changed color. Now it’s also lost its rhythm: [sciencenews.org]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Have you checked out the live feed on YouTube?

It’s time for my last post before bed again…and like many times before it’s the guys I’ve ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

South America 1991..... I was recently listening to Linda Rondstat 1990 in South America.

Yes, I'm aware this was in late July.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

While losing 400k in two years on her restaurant, somehow that twat and her husband, now a consultant, managed to get a net worth of 40 million. I think someone should take some time away from looking for Hunter Biden's Laptap and look into her husband and his deals and insider trading.

Trump Claims FBI Agents Took 3 of His Passports During Mar-a-Lago Raid

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

As I heard said, earlier, "Um, if Trump told me he was wearing a red tie, I would doubt the veracity of the statement." That said, why would the FBI take passports? - a mistake.... doubtful - they were diplomatic and therefore supposed to be surrendered to the National Archives..... quite possible - the case is a lot deeper and farther along and Trump did some real bad shit...... that would be wonderful, but I'm not holding my breath.

"Religious Freedom" is Neither - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

I watched this recently - it is worth watching. She is always right on and humorous.

Quick one, groan quickly and effishently. ;)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Dolphins actually do get high. They snag puffer fish and even pass the fish around like a joint. Puffer fish toxin may be poisonous to humans, but it only gets dolphins 🐬 high.

[facebook.com] A facebook post from “I see you”

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

He will always remain a stain on our history. He remains a drain on our (sort of) democracy.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about the ultimate American test.... [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Yep. The loudest screamers of "constitution" could not pass the test.

A few to start the week.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

While I wish that would happen, unless there is solid and such indisputable evidence of tRump himself giving away or selling classified materials, about the best we can realistically hope for is him being confirmed a felon and put under house arrest and not allowed to use the internet.

God's many servants

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Fairly accurate

Lost password

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

A couple years ago, I had that happen. Tried the procedures and they failed. What finally worked for me, and I've no idea why, I downloaded the app on my phone and tried again. For whatever reason, that worked.

Are you an empath?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

I scored moderate. I believe that years ago I was much more, but time and conditions and life dumps have forced me to, at least try, be more stoic and avoidant.

Former Trump Press Secretary’s Sister Launching Dating App for MAGAs Former Trump Press ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

And for once the scammers will be the good guys.

Finally, some sensible ruling against “in god we trust/’ [onlysky.media]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 14, 2022:

While I was teaching, in the state of Pennsylvania in around 2004, the state passed a law making the pledge mandatory, or standing and singing the national anthem. The law got killed by the courts. I told my homeroom, before the court case was settled to be prepared to sing, loud and "proud" and in any key because that's what we would do.