Pills to give your wife.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Not sure pumping her up with more hormones will help.

Kids can't have any fun anymore.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Yea, hard to sneak out the drink.

Supreme Court says death-row inmate entitled to pastor’s touch at execution - The Washington Post

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Thomas is a fuck nut on everything. As long as they let Muslim/ other religions in states like Alabama thar only allow their xtion minister to be there, I really don't have much of a care. I don't support the death penalty anyway.

Alan Dershowitz Calls Ted Cruz's Quizzing of Ketanji Brown Jackson During Hearing Absurd

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Even one Nebraska senator complained that certain people in his party were simply grandstanding for the cameras.

Memes, memes, memes!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2022:

"Bitch, I got weed in the car, go around." Hilarious. All were good.

Tonight for my goodnight post I have to thank @Sticks48 who first posted something from this band ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Red Rocks has great acoustics.

Or dynamiting fish in a barrel.......

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Hey, she paid 35$ for that shirt, now she has to wear it for 10 years.

I'm so happy I wasn't at home.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Those would be fun to put in people's doors.

One of my favorites of the collaborations between Steve Martin and Edie Brickell--Love Has Come For ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2022:

According to Martin, it was Paul Simon, Edie's husband, who suggested the two work together.

It’s time for bed…and time to say goodnight with two of the best in the business….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Always liked this version, even better than the great original.

Curious if anyone is doing anything special personally to prepare for and/or protect against a cyber...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Most likely, any cyber attack by Russia will be minor as we do have the power to retaliate and do more damage. Beau of the 5th column did a good video on this and suggested keeping extra cash, and a full gas tank. Again, whatever attacks occur most likely won't be aimed at infrastructure for fear of retaliation.

Lewis Black... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Love him.

So, for fun, I went to this site .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Tom sounds like one of those greeters that you meet at the door of a cult, all smiles and no stuffing.

Georgetown professor explains the far right's reasoning why they think Biden's election was ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Whiney racists of course. Many would be elated to have only white, land owning males vote.

U.N. Chief Warns of ‘Catastrophe’ With Continued Use of Fossil Fuels

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Things are only going to get worse. One reason the wealthy have expanded efforts to move most of the world's wealth to them, so they can try and survive in luxury as everyone and everywhere else burns or sinks.

Make checks payable to me.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2022:

The return to selling indulgences.

Just another random meme dump! Lol!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2022:

The telling stories that you find funny that terrify others - I know that one.

For the scammers! Lol!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2022:

Some of the Amish are online now. A Nigerian prince with 8 free mules, just shipping.

Water Injustice around the World: [counterpunch.org]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2022:

And it will continue to get worse. In Fiji, that fancy water is financing a dictator.

Not sure who to ask, a friend wants to know

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2022:

I know someone who got dropped off at the wrong house when a drunk teen. The neighbor actually helped to sober her up before letting her walk home.

Do you pray? Do you yearn for spirit-based community?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2022:

No. Why? Like the old saying: shit in one hand and pray/wish into the other and see which fills up first.

"Going to church does not make you a good person, says Pope Francis" [christiantoday.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2022:

And yet, the catholic church has holy days of obligation and insists people attend or they've committed a minor sin. Just out of HS, one of the fellows with whom I partied would often set times to get together on Saturdays - any time after 6:30 pm. He needed to do mass to keep mom happy. And Saturday evening before getting drunk was better than Sunday morning after getting drunk.

Airline Staff Calls Law Enforcement on a Testy Ted Cruz at a Montana Airport It’s being ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2022:

No fly list his ass.

Arctic, Antarctica See Freakish Extreme Heat At Same Time | HuffPost Impact

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2022:

While it is expected, the Antarctica heatwave is really scary since that area had been staying cold (one place the deniers continued to point at).

Parents are putting their children into sports way too early.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Yep. We took my one son to soccer as a kid, about 5. He did nothing. We stopped. He started playing in Middle School and played semi pro into his 30s. Kids are all different. My oldest played t-ball at 5 and ended up playing baseball from then til college. Each kid is different. 2 is too young, in my mind, for any team sport.

Study Suggests Wild Deer Could be Spreading COVID to Humans A new study suggests wild deer may ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Hm. I read about the mass deer infection a few months ago. Then, it wasn't believed that the deer were passing it back to humans. Deer didn't seem to be much affected by the virus themselves. Apparently more than half the deer in Iowa have it.

It took me a second.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2022:

It is sad. Coming soon to an Alabama near you.

Who needs Russia Today when you have Fox?....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I would laugh, but it is true.

Pope rules any baptized lay Catholic, including women, can head Vatican departments | Reuters

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I have no love, or least bit of liking, of the catholic church. That said, the more uneducated lay folks that they allow in charge, the more the church becomes little different from the evangelicals. Remember the Kentucky catholics....

Sean Hannity: Putin 'Channeling His Inner Trump' at Moscow Rally

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Except, Putin had a full house. According to BBC, however, most of the crowd were "told" to be there. Only a few, on anonymity, even spoke with the BBC, most covered their faces and ran off. One group of students said they were promised a day off school and a concert, they got off school .

Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Still could happen today.

Chomsky: NATO killed innocents and destroyed Yugoslavia to enrich Germany, the US and the West: ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Noam is a linguistic genius. He needs to stick with what he will be remembered. He has a twisted of the history of Yugoslavia, however. Starting at the end of WWII, Tito held the country together by being a ruthless ruler. Most of his military officers and many soldiers were Serbs. When the Soviet bloc broke up and Tito was dead, the country fell apart into factions, some were committing genocide (facts and even trials for some leaders). NATO reduced much of the killing.

Else you'll wait forever.....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Ben Franklin even talked about not forgetting old women. And, he was a very active guy.

Is he at it again?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Ouch. My son had lunch with him while in college. The guy knew how to interact and appear to be a really nice guy.

Ok, I just blocked a bunch of Assholes together, can't waste my time with these sick people and ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2022:

At least two have gone full Rusky.

If that is your choice in music, my condolences to your parole officer

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2022:

So true.

I'm going to try this

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Every day it gets harder to do.

Today my teatime treat is ….George Harrison. - All Things Must Pass. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2022:

The album came with a poster -

Works every time.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2022:

"Ive always loved you in that robe," doesn't feel that safe.

Sometimes it’s just really hard not to believe in karma! [floridapolitics.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Every once in a while, yep. Still, too many crooked "fat cats" continue to breath air while being destructive to society as a whole.

And they straight up posessed all my pets. Those pesky demons...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Yep, those pesky demons, brought to us by Reagan.

I tried drinking in the mold

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Too much Jerry Lewis........

The wine always has a few words to say for me.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Last one is my favorite. Good ones.

It came as something of a shock on Friday when the family of Raif Badawi announced that, after ten ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2022:

He still can't blog or say anything. I believe he can't leave the country for ten years either; his wife and kid(s) are in Britain.

Rep Adam Kinzinger Sets Off Tweet Storm by Calling Trump Soft and Coddled Rep Adam Kinzinger ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2022:

The pre nup for Tiffany says that if she joins the military or any such organizations, like the Peace Corp, she would be fully cut off financially.

Know the signs!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2022:

East or West Coat differences?

Jacksonville church pastor arrested on child sexual battery charge

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2022:

All old bastards probably guilty for years.

A friend lucked out and bought this poster at a garage sale in Oklahoma.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2022:

I agree with "not recommended for children." Other than that..... total bs. BTW, I missed the orgies. Darn.

Sometimes, people don’t get the recognition they deserve until after they have died

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2022:

The start of a horror film.

Thin Lizzy. - Dancing In The Moonlight. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Still the best Irish rock band of all time.

What is Evil? John Vervaeke [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Interesting first watch

Humans are intelligent but not this [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2022:

The new Rinaldo.

One can dream... that's about all we can do right now.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Yep. And 12 MPG. Could do 150 though.

The White Rabbit

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2022:

Where I used to live, I had a white rabbit that came by a couple Springs. I discovered he had been free, in town, for at least six years, so he only had a few years left. Apparently, he was slowly heading South from where people said he had first been seen.

Can you believe it?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2022:

Percentage changes if it is an ex.

Now that is determination

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2022:

That is funny. My favorite kind of jokes.

People need to leaf me alone

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2022:

Not sure if she is resting or waiting for the right moment to attack.

"Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2022:

Becoming way too true.

What's up Doc?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2022:

Try the conservative group - they support fox and Putin. For any cons saying, I don't support Putin, Fox News does and if you support them, you support Putin.

I'm offended when a believer lies and says that they "know" what they believe is "true" or "real" ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2022:

I won't engage with anyone who doesn't say up front that there is no proof. My first full time teaching job was at a catholic school. I have to admit, the guy with whom I got along best was a religion teacher. He agreed with me that absolutely no one had any proof - not a believer in miracles, etc; he also taught a very good ethics course, using Victor Frankls books.

I heard that.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2022:

Yes.

The animals may be adapting quicker to global climate change than we expected ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2022:

As Arctic ice melts, more Growlers, Grizzlies and Polar bear offspring are being seen as well. Some adaptations can occur very quickly. I read about some migrating wrens that stopped migrating about 50 or so years ago to live in Texas under overpasses; in doing so, their wings have already changed for quick takeoffs to avoid vehicles. Now, however, as that area heats up, their short wings won't allow for migration and they may all die off.

Well the R.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Feral cats have been a growing problem in many cities in the US as well. Philadelphia can't keep up, even as they spay and neuter 67k a year. I saw in parts of Australia, Aussie cohorts can confirm or deny, that some places are planning in or have enacted killing the feral cats by poisoning.

I'll just leave this here for it to garner opinions.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Never listened to him, so, after reading that, I don't know if he "doth protest too much" or is what he claims. Other Americans, with name recognition, quit their jobs at RT when Putin invaded Ukraine. He makes no mention of what he has done. He doesn't help his case by not denouncing Putin's war, at least in this article, or by providing times that he hasn't toed the line. He simply states that he didn't have to toe the line; wouldn't anyone, at any news outlet, make such a claim?

Catholic lawmaker seeks to block women from leaving Missouri to have an abortion

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Missouri's New fugitive slave act

Unbelievers. Are there any moral flaws in Jesus?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Since it is all fiction, how about skipping only what is in the bibly and look at other stories, the ones left out, like Jesus's earliest miracle: as a child, getting angry and pushing a friend off a roof. Then, after the kid died, bringing him back to life.

Jedi master knows best!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Better line than in the film.

Good morning….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2022:

I saw your last night's post at 4am this morning here. I'm a bit under the weather. However, I am feeling better and am up and about now.. I got a package - I won a prize in a drink mixing contest. I got a bottle of the Irish whiskey The Fighting 69th and a medallion.

Arizona Lawmaker Setting Fundraising Records by Calling for Political Violence Arizona state ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Even Tarantino would make some of his villains a little bit likeable.

Jay-sus, take the shins.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2022:

The new wear your jeans to church outfit.

Librarian's lament: Digital books are not fireproof Publishers are using copyright law as a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2022:

That's a shame; it isn't a surprise however. Everything is about profits. I wonder what the author of Maus has to say, not that he has a lot of say depending on his contract.

Many artists do covers of songs, but in 2013 Norah Jones and Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day) ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2022:

That is an excellent version. I like the album.

Reading a report on how the low morale of Russian troops in Ukraine have hurt the Russians ability ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2022:

This war, with Putin's desires, will, most likely, push him into more work to modernize the Russian army. Something similar occurred to China. Until 1980, China's military wasn't very potent. The army had to feed itself by running its own farms, thus lower soldiers spent most of their time working as farm laborers. After their first war with Vietnam, when they got their asses kicked, they reassessed and rebuilt, creating a more modern force with a modern supply line.

Probably just a coincidence

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2022:

I'm fine with giving them info; I expect certain members, the pro Putin posse, would find that an act of war.

It’s been a shocking day here weatherwise…high winds, leaden skies and rain and hailstones.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2022:

I was already a fan when this hit the charts, in the early 70's after a slow build up - the story goes that a California DJ used to sign off with the album version.

Multiple Rocket Launchers from different countries

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2022:

In the Navy, we did maneuvers with a French ship. They were a happy crew, especially with a two bottle a day wine ration. Having to store that much wine, I wondered where that kept enough ammo. A friend, who spoke French, got sent over. He cane back on a stretcher totally wasted. The Captain was not happy, but him being enlisted and the French laughing kept him from being punished.

[livescience.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2022:

The good news - they avoid human contact; they aren't deadly; they eat little pests.

New coffee cups

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2022:

I would have liked that while in the Navy.

Time for me to say goodnight….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2022:

I always liked this one.

Every dad hopes his son has learned this lesson before this happens.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2022:

Never follow right behind badly tied haulers.

The military creed lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2022:

Yep.

This one is definitely for the ladies

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2022:

I could have done that, 40 years ago. 😁😁😁

For only $60US, you, too, can let your kids play “Zombie Jeebus! Wtf!?!?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2022:

Very fucking weird.

Climate crisis: Amazon rainforest tipping point is looming, data shows | Amazon rainforest | The ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2022:

The Earth has most likely tipped to mass coming climate destruction events. Too many people said fuck it for too long, and many still do. I only expect things to get worse. Adding on to the climate disasters will be more wars, some driven by climate. If Putin survives his Ukraine fuck-up (a FU in so far as he expected a quick and easy win), he will readjust and continue with hid plans for further conquests; and, add to that China's 100 year plan which includes retaking Taiwan (some experts believe they will be ready to invade by 2024).

Hitchens' brother on Ukriane and hypocrisy: [dailymail.co.uk]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 6, 2022:

He is the thing he denies - "a Russian shill."

Since USA is the country that has F-22 Raptors and China flies Russian SU 3s, or their cloned ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 6, 2022:

And start WWIII. An idiot. Does he really believe that aircraft are identified by sight.... most likely he has no idea what an aircraft signature is.

Explains a few here

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 6, 2022:

Send those out as gifts.

Meme dump Saturday! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Those were great 👍

I won't say this is a favorite, but I thought it would be good to be reminded that these songs ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2022:

WOW. I just played this today. I sent I to my SO as an earworm back-and-forth.

It’s almost bedtime again…tonight I’m posting this song which I always thought had a very ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2022:

He had great hair. I was a fan as a kid.

The Insane Biology of The Venus Flytrap [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2022:

I tried having some when I had cats. The cats would eat them.

[m.facebook.com] Put this with the rest of the stuff these stupid assholes don't know.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2022:

?????

Aliens decide to finally visit Earth… They come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2022:

An old favorite

Graham Doubles Down on Putin 'Assassination' Remarks with Call to Take Him Out 'By Any Means ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2022:

Graham has consistently acted a fool.

Not me, but some of my exes

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2022:

Never from looks, but just as crazy as my ex, yep.

Russia seizes Europe's biggest nuclear plant in 'reckless' assault | Reuters

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2022:

The longer Ukraine holds out, the more dangerous and ruthless the Russians will become. Too bad the Ukrainian military doesn't have enough air power or drones to simply eliminate the long column of troops waiting to attack the capital.

Wow! What will they think of next...?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2022:

I remember, in the late 70's, they were selling a cassette player that played both sides of 24 cassettes, and in programmable order. I sort of wanted one - no stopping the party.

Take your pick...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2022:

My life in a nutshell.

Sexy or something else?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2022:

Yummy lunch

Saw this tonight in my local 7-Eleven. Has there ever been a more ironic product?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2022:

A bit off topic - I'm originally from Amish country, Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Tobacco while growing up was everywhere. In that part of the country it was lower grade pipe and cigar stuff. As those markets dried up, the tobacco fields dissapeared. Over the last decade, they have returned - some scientists created cigarette tobacco that can grow in a more temperate environment with genetics. So, the bastions of old school farming, the Amish, are using cutting edge GMO tobacco and their fields are back.