Vaccine paranoia: Why right-wingers are worried about their "precious bodily fluids" | Salon.com

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Crazy ass fucks. The government doesn't need to install microchips in the poor dregs of society (even if SCIENCE could build a small enough micro chip). Most people have cell phones and are attached to social media with an umbilical like cord.

If only this were an option!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 9, 2021:

I like that idea. So often that would come in handy.

From time to time I hear people on talk shows call in to say that evolution is fake or simply plain ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 7, 2021:

Actually, and it is still an adaptation - wisdom teeth are most likely designed for older age loss of teeth.

From a time when gratuitous violence was considered entertainment...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 7, 2021:

Popeye was my hero.

GOP Lawmaker Who Kicked Student in the Balls Finally Gives Up Teaching License | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 7, 2021:

Fucking ass. If I were the kid's dad, I would ask that I be allowed to bust the dude in the face, after all, "God told me to do it."

It comes with age....Go figure

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 6, 2021:

Some people couldn't survive 30 seconds in my head.

MyPillow Guy Loses It as CNN Reporter Tells Him: You Have ‘Proof of Nothing’ ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 6, 2021:

The spotlight is his new high - and just like his past use of crack, he doesn't care about how much money he loses or how stupid he looks and acts.

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 6, 2021:

That was great. Belly laugher. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's a tricky event to win correctly.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 5, 2021:

If only. The usual evangelical types like to brag about how humble they. As we all know, "It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way."

Trump Lawyer Consequences!: (CNN)Lawyers who attempted a class action lawsuit claiming voter fraud ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Finally some sense

Perfectly logical?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 4, 2021:

This has become my new favorite Star Trek meme.

Seems like everytime I see one of them, they look old.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Sometimes it isn't all bad. There are those times, "Damn, he looks like shit beyond even me."

He could have been on to something

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Oh yea. Time to run.

peace.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

In Boalsburg, Pennsylvania, just outside of State College there used to be/ or still is a military museum. Outside they have an old WWII tank. Someone painted a peace sign on it - however, the paint used couldn't be seen until someone took a picture.

Hmmm, not, I guess...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Don't know whether to laugh 🤣 or tell the bastard to take a flying fuck.

What will the Repugs come up with next???

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

A swamp creature is stirring in Florida.

Poor dog that's torture

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Good doggie.

Hundreds arrested at Capitol while protesting for voting rights, minimum wage Monday's action on ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Meanwhike, among fox pundits and repucks, the right wingers destroying property can be seen as peaceful sightseers.

In the future, Donald Trump passes away from a heart attack.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

A good one. First heard with Bush.

THE PROGRESSIVE SHIP OF MORALITY HAS BEEN ROCKED Fox News and other conservative media are going ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

While they ignore any rethugs

Is it appropriate to influence 5-year-olds with adult political views like "socialism is bad", "a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Back to the 50s and Commie baiting.

‘Do You Believe in God?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Republicans want mindless twats running things, not any one who can think.

More than broke

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Like most of the world

He said he wanted heaven - but prayin' was too slow... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2021:

I used to play that one on guitar.

Thank France backbone and brains about lockdowns A reported 200,000 protesters hit the street ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Pure bullshit. The poorer countries want vaccinated - they haven't gotten them.

Freddy was prophetic in this

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2021:

For sure. With enough tweeking, anyone can sound good.

Happens to the best of us

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Without a doubt

Groaner for today

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Okay, let's pony up to the bar. And, lose that long face.

After Midnight... JJ Cale [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Not popping up.

Kenneth Copeland: My Private Jet “Doesn’t Belong to the Lord… It’s Mine!” | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Some one should investigate tax fraud - "his jet" and how did he pay for it?

An accurate assessment

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Scary therapist

Love the Farmer's Market. What is your joy of summer?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Cucumbers. I used to get fresh ones right put of the garden as a kid. Eat them as we walked or biked. Still love them - better when chilled these days.

Pair of travellers from U.S. fined $20K each for fake vaccination documents

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 31, 2021:

YES!!!!!!!!

okay that's fucking nasty.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Gross. Someone forgot their mandatory towel.

A Capitol Rioter Was Arrested After His Church Prayer Group Alerted the FBI | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Christianity remains evil, just not all the members. More evil in the evangelicals for sure. Evangelical anythings.

He hath returned....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Father Jesus Ortez giving communion.

Personally I can't stand forever tattoo's but this takes the biscuit, what a big ct! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 30, 2021:

Gives me PTSD. At 13, I had to help deliver a calf; I was handed a chain and told "Your hands are the smallest, reach in there and wrap this around the legs." Calf died.

I'm not there yet, but how many of you are?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 30, 2021:

No grand kids. No plans for them I'm told, not that I would ask - not my business.

Christopher Titus [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 30, 2021:

Dog kill the dog.

Hey everyone - sorry to say I'm leaving the site.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 30, 2021:

See you in The Atheist Clubhouse we hope

A woman awakens from a coma, no longer pregnant.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 30, 2021:

I've seen the similar one, woman wakes and her brother, the idiot, has named them. Denise - "That's not bad." And Denephew.

I got Punked!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 30, 2021:

Radar resistant.

MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Pulling All Ads from Fox News MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he will be...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 30, 2021:

According to qman, August 13th, a Friday, the tRump is going to be reinstated.

The U.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 28, 2021:

Ethics and the xtions like the Greene family don't coexist. A bunch of rich assholes who use their religion to bash others and to keep some people down and out.

I believe that Jesus as a historical figure. Am I wrong about this?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 27, 2021:

Most likely. IMHO.

He has a point.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 27, 2021:

Reminds me of a joke my 9th grade history teacher told. He thanked me for being the only person that laughed (I attribute that to being from a school in the boondocks). A Sadist and a Masochist go on a date. It is a lovely evening. They have a nice meal, then go to a show. On the way back to the Masochist's place, they stop for a drink to talk. Then the Sadist walks the Masochist up to their apartment. At the door, the Masochist can no longer contain their pent up desires. Falling prostrate, the Masochist begs, "Please, hit me, spank me, hurt me!" To which the Sadist replies, "No."

My friend had too many beers

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 26, 2021:

And both will roll over for a guy named Abrams.

California Pastor Arrested for Alleged Sex Abuse of 9-Year-Old Girl | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 26, 2021:

She probably had to call herself because her parents are under his god spell.

Fox News Hosts Discuss Prohibiting Childless People From Voting On their weekend show, Fox & ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 26, 2021:

One step toward a white, land owning male only vote.

Hello and happy Monday to you all…another sunny July day here in prospect and I thought of this ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Waiting for a flight to Philadelphia. Days like these works.

Also, got any corn?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 25, 2021:

I'll take the talking ducks over the bothersome sheeple any day.

COVID-19: Arkansas Healthcare Worker Says She Has $1m in Medical Bills

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 25, 2021:

She better check her state - some like Kentucky, lock you up for unpaid medical bills. Others, like Pennsylvania, make the bills go away in 3 years if you never pay.

Would you like to sail around the world?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 25, 2021:

There is a lot of beauty on and in the sea. I did two cruises in the Navy, on the Pacific and Indian Oceans. Mostly avoiding sea lanes, I got to see a lot of different creatures, and constellations, even under the equator. So, no, I've no reason to go back out again.

Another crazy religious fanatic! [news.yahoo.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 25, 2021:

Psycho killer for gaud.

Idaho Lt.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 25, 2021:

Idaho has more "militias" than any other state, and quite likely more open white supremacists than elsewhere.

A man has to know which side his bread is buttered! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 24, 2021:

Correct answer.

He is too honest

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 24, 2021:

Ouch. His wife?

Here we are at almost 5pm on a Saturday…time to relax with a glass of something long and cool as I...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 24, 2021:

Alison Krauss is an excellent singer. She has reached a much larger audience since she began singing more diverse music and not just Christian music. I had heard of her before her collaborations started long ago, but never listened (not that there isn't some good religious music).

I dreamed of Jesus so he is real! | Torrey - Maryland | Atheist Experience 23.15 [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 24, 2021:

If all my dreams are real, I have had way too many sexual partners and I have misplaced way too much money and I need to apologize for those poor people I killed in anger or battle.

Oh O!!!! Lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 23, 2021:

"Alexa, why do women get so mad at me when I forget their name?" "I'm Siri."

GOP Senator: I “Can’t Pray for People’s Healing in Church” Due to Privacy Issues | Hemant ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 23, 2021:

What a dumb fuck

Texas Pastor Arrested for Raping Child at Church and Giving Her Meth | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 23, 2021:

And these are the same people that believe all democrats are pedophiles running a ring out of a pizza place's imaginary basement.

More on the safe and effective vaccines in Israel. [jpost.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 23, 2021:

I briefly saw something on that and haven't, as of yet, investigated the validity. If it is true, then, considering the people in the US and other vaccinated countries are not having that problem, I would think the Israelis messed up their vaccine delivery.

Um, it's a soul patch, all right?.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Sometimes, facial creations just don't work. I grow a good beard, and currently maintain my goatee; that said, in my youth I tried a Foo-Man-Chu and, ugh is the best I can say. Glad no photos exist.

Man. I feel ya!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 23, 2021:

If I were a hit man and we weren't carrying a body, I would be afraid of walking at night in a deserted forrest with another hitman.

Persons who form, sponsor, promote LGBTQ+ activities to spend ten years in jail

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Lots of places in Africa are like that. The African episcopal church was going to break off after the main branch in England opened up for gay marriage - it hasn't yet, my guess is money.

Why Catholic Hospitals Are Bad for America - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

In the town where I was born there were two hospitals. One was catholic. My Mom told me that the catholic one was always cheaper, however they chose not to have me born there because, at the time, they always saved the baby first over the life of the mother. I'm fine with my parents decision.

Who wins in a cartoon MMA match the Noid or Little Caesar?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Little Caesar has a spear - I'll give him the best odds.b

The ethics of eating animals.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Gods had nothing to do with humans eating meat. Meat is protein. Humans are animals that need protein. The animals that you mentioned, the ones that we have selectively bred, have been bred to be more docile and more stupid than their ancestors so humans could obtain them more easier. Ethics? Well, most people don't want to think about how an animal dies, nor get their own hands bloody anymore. I don't hunt because I never liked taking a life; but I can, and I have in the past. Animals eat animals. I may fear being hunted by another apex predator, but I don't blame that animal. Tribal people don't have an ethical dilemma with killing and eating animals. I, too, don't have a problem eating most meats. I do think animals should not needlessly suffer so I won't eat veal or liver patte. I believe cruelty to animals is wrong; I also know that statistically those who hurt animals for pleasure are more likely to hurt another human. Now, for a real leap, if it came down to survival, I believe humans would eat other humans. I took Naval law in the early 80's (so not sure this is still true) and if shipwrecked, it is legal to eat those that die. Up until the late 1800's it used to be legal to draw straws when near starvation occurred (that was finally changed after a case of, did these guys wait long enough). Anyway, I rambled long enough.

A silent drama of survival. A wonderful photo.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Trippy.

TEN YEARS AGO in Norway.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

I remember. And, when he got 21 years I was stunned, until I spoke with a Norwegian who said it was preventive lock up which means in 21 years he gets a mandatory reevaluation of his crimes (there is no death penalty or life imprisonment by the courts). The fellow with whom I spoke assured me that he will never be released.

You have to make your own rhythm.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

An oldie, but a favorite

An alternative take on the Delta variant. [theblaze.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Keep writing enough bullshit and you'll make level 8 in no time - too bad for you they are no longer giving out t-shirts.

Time for my teatime treat…and today it’s Elton John - Your Song, live at the Royal Opera ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Next month, in the nearby park, a cover band called Billy Elton will be playing Billy Joel and Elton John covers.

DDT is so safe, you can sprinkle it on your cornflakes. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

DDT did so much damage world wide. I remember back in the late 80's some farmers were arguing to bring it back. To those who say, well it works, I would reply so does napalm.

Among Mormon Women, Frank Talk About Sacred Underclothes

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Such an inane thing. If I remember correctly, Mitt Romney refused to even acknowledge a question on his undies.

A busy road

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

My Dad worked for the Pennsylvania road crews in the 60s. Once, he, on his own time cut down some bushes at a stop sign that interfered with one's ability to see. He did it on a Saturday; on Monday, his boss bitched at him because "what are we going to do next month."

Theologian: You “Can’t Improve” the Bible.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

"Founding father" Jefferson, who so many evangelicals point to as one of the xtion founders of the nation, took a bible and cut out all swaths of HeyZeus's divinity. That bible is on display and, I'm pretty sure, available to read via the internet.

Are you a nightmare dinner guest? I scored zero. 😁

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

An 11, I don't eat seafood so those added up quickly.

Calif Democratic Headquarters Bomb Plotter’s Wife Refuses Responsibility for His Release The ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Good for her.

I keep telling myself I will not respond toanymore anti-vaxer comments.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Especially a certain person posting from a known Russian distributor of disinformation.

A comprehensive article on a Risk vs Benefit Analysis of Covid Vaccines, and lots of commentary ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 21, 2021:

You do realize that off-guardian is a Russian run disinformation site, or don't you care to look shit up.

Stickered Situation

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 21, 2021:

In 9th grade print shop, I made a rubber stamp that read MADE IN JAPAN.

A man walks into a bar and sits next to a hitman who charges $10,000 a bullet The man says "Aren't ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Always appreciate a contractor who tries to save you money

I often miss subtle hints but this one is made for me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Having lived through my own psych issues, I find that incredibly sad.

Teaching Bans: [theconversation.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 21, 2021:

The couple years that I taught history, I was primarily an English teacher, I simply taught the truth of what really happened regardless of what the book may have said. My take on Cuba raised a few eyebrows, but no difficulties arose on the issues of slavery. When I taught American literature, I always brought in lots of "minority" writers. (When I taught Minority Lit, I got to meet Alice Walker).

So, what are the actual origins of the anti-abortion movement, as recounted by noted religion ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 21, 2021:

As always hypocritical assholes. I like to tell them, "If you are right about hell, I'll wave to you when you arrive for your hypocrisy."

It's not fair! [babylonbee.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Being leftist is nothing like real communism. Right wingers are just using the word as another dog whistle for their flock of mindless sheeple

Tonight my bedtime post is a great song from the King…I Just Can’t Help Believing.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 19, 2021:

I remember, in 1998, I walked into my classroom and 3 girls were talking about some "hot" guy. I discovered they were discussing Elvus. I was like, "Elvis?" And they explained, "Yea, the young hot Elvis." He still resonated years later.

Here we are at the time of the afternoon when I post a teatime treat….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 19, 2021:

I remember the song, vaguely. At that time, my interests were more upbeat. I appreciate much more music now. I was 10 then. My musical appreciation started as a high school sophomore.

Good to know!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 19, 2021:

When I lived in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, some guy walked into a convenience store to rob it wearing a softball jersey with the team name on the front, and as he left the camera also caught his last name on the back.

What if mars has water in it?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Pretty damn high.

Arlene, my housekeeper of 12 years, passed away last month.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 18, 2021:

When my Dad died, I wasn't much help. I was there with him in the hospital. My Mom let a cousin run the funeral. Way too religious. As we left my son said, "If Pop-Pop had a god, it was FDR. Few attendees were happy with the evangelical bs, but no one said anything at the time. No religious shit at the meal afterwards.

Hate-Preacher: If Evolution’s True, There’d Be “No Such Thing as Homosexuality” | Hemant ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Like those who say, homosexuality isn't natural. They need to watch nature more. Giraffes, especially males, have a lot of sex, mostly with other males.

Mother who believed 'hand of God' would heal her daughter jailed for endangering child's life

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 18, 2021:

I hope she loses custody; or, at the very least child services, there, keeps her in their system for monitoring.

Come on people now .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 18, 2021:

While in the Navy in the late 70's, two of my shipmates wanted to buy a large chunk of scub land in Northern Arizona. One wanted to raise cattle and one pot. Since I was the only one to have previously worked with cows, on a dairy farm, and since Northern Arizona isn't known, especially then, for lax pot laws, I opted out.

I dont have the necessary data to adequately address this question, but would be interested in ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 18, 2021:

This is on the heads of baby Bush and evil Cheney. The idea of going in and bloodying their nose, so to speak, made sense. When we first arrived, most of the war lords joined because they, too, didn't like the Taliban. THEN, instead of leaving and allowing the warlords to stay in charge with a make believe unification, our illustrious leaders decided to do nation building. After too many years of that, the warlords turned against us and united with the Taliban. Dumb, dumb, and dumber. Pretty sure Cheney's buddies got richer than shit.

Moody Blues. - Go Now, 1965. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Back with Denny. I wish Wings were in the HOF, simply because Denny is great.

That didn't go very well

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 18, 2021:

That could proof really icky.

Fox News Hosts Cheer On Southern Secession Movement As a further indication of how much radical ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Most of the South gets more back in federal funds than they pay in to the government. I expect if they seceded, lost all government benefits and when Texas got the shits of supporting them, they would reconsider. Sad how these dipshits can't think ahead. Let them go, pull all funds, move all military bases, cut all retirement, etc.