Imagine that

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

Yep. When I was young, I could afford a five year old car on 10 cents over minimum wage.

Streakers lives matter too, problem is you can't catch up with the idiots to tell them! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

I remember the fad in the 70s. I could run a lot faster back then; also, my body was much more fit. Not saying I ever did it; not going to lie and say I didn't either. 😁😁

When Filling out Papers

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

N/A. Or none. In HS, I got a 50 % scholarship from a catholic college (I was young. More into Eastern philosophy at the time). I didn't lie; then a couple weeks later the scholarship was cut in half because I wasn't catholic. I didn't go there.

Boebert Demands Update from Biden White House on Windmill Cancer Vaccine ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

Just tell the crazies that the Covid vaccine works for windmill cancer as well, then maybe they would take it.

German Priests Plan to Defy the Catholic Church and Bless Same-Sex Unions | Hemant Mehta | Friendly...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

Meanwhile, in the United States, catholic priests are defying their own pope by defending being assholes to people with other sexual preferences and not showing love, but hatred.

Revisited a favorite song today.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

Lee Marvin used to live in Tucson. I knew a guy who called him, and to his credit, it was the 70's, Lee was very polite, but asked that he not call again. Imagine a star today having a listed phone number.

A dad joke alert! 😆

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

Having taught literature, I love punny stuff.

Is that a holy fuck ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

I have a feeling that might actually exist. Sidebar: Ever hear about the Alabama Walmart in which they were found to be selling "Gun Oil" a gay lubricant in their actual gun department.

I was having dinner with Gary Kasporov last night and there was a check tablecloth.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

At least he didn't try to castle you.

Lloyd Price early R&R artist with hits like Stagger Lee, Lawdy Miss Clawdy, and this one died May 3 ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

My favorite was Three Little Pigs. My sister is 17 years older than me. I inherited a large collection of old singles when she married and I played them as a little kid. I learned to appreciate his other work as I grew up.

Lloyd Price early R&R artist with hits like Stagger Lee, Lawdy Miss Clawdy, and this one died May 3 ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

Cool. I was thinking about posting him today. Military.com ran an article today on him, ex veteran.

Such a good match!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 10, 2021:

I had a friend whose wife came to him one day and said, "no more sex." Then hooked him up with one of her friends; and, the wife would make sure the bed had clean sheets before her friend came over. Can't make up stories like that.

The family road trip in the 1950's. I remember them well.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 10, 2021:

Most years we went South when my parents took a week off, ostensibly to see my Mom's side of the family that still lived in the hills (quite literally hillbillies). One year, however, Pop just got us in the car and headed as far West as possible, stopping at places along the way. We made it to Dodge City and saw the old West reenactment. That was a fun memory. I even remember taking a photo of a gravestone that had my best friend's name inscribed on it.

Happy birthday, Donovan Leitch. He is 75 years old today Sunshine Superman [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 10, 2021:

He, like a number of music stars, had a bad motorcycle accident. Now, I need to go see how many. I remember a few for sure.

Question: what do you do, in your daily life, that you believe makes a positive impact in the world?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 10, 2021:

Stay in touch with past students and give them positive feedback in their lives when applicable.

I'm an Atheist, more over a antitheist.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 10, 2021:

I have enjoyed mescaline- didn't see god myself.

When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal;...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 10, 2021:

I remember an old Flip Wilson version - black waiter walking around with drinks while a rich man speaks. He says the pool has been filled with alligators and the first person to jump in and swim the length will get a million dollars and his daughter's hand in marriage. Suddenly there is a splash and the waiter is swimming for his life. He makes it. The millionaire says welcome to the family my boy, to which the servant replies, "I don't give a fuck about no family, I just want to know which.@@@@@ pushed me in."

If the election wasn't "stolen", why are Democrats so vehemently opposed to the audits?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

Because they are bullshit simply aimed at keeping the Republican racist fascist followers in a rabid frenzy.

Happen to you also

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

We had a lieutenant whose first name was William, which we never used. We also had a kid named Willie (oh the stories I could tell of him). Anyway, one day I yelled, "What the fuck, Willie." The lieutenant turned around, realized who I was talking to, and got all red faced - embarrassed. Then he walked away.

During the 16th and 17th centuries, Christianity was seen as a threat; the religion of obstructing ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

Unlike China, etc, Japan kept itself free from any full on European colonialism. Japan would much later, after Admiral Perry's "famous" or "infamous" visit, align itself politically with England. Doing so allowed them to do their own colonization.

Bo Diddley BoDiddley [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

A true artist.

I was wondering why they always seemed angry. Your ideas?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

Personally, I find a fair amount that I like, in the alternative range mostly.

Sikh Doctors Shave Beards to Fight COVID: “This Was an Exception to the Rule” | Val Wilde | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

Wow, good for them. Too bad fundie xtions cant even wear a mask which ISN'T against their religion.

I'm lovin' it

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

I had a student come to me, to complain about another teacher telling him he could no longer wear a shirt. It had women in poses, not overly provocative in my mind. But, then I noticed something the other teacher, a woman, hadn't noticed. I don't think the kid had noticed it either. So, I told the kid that he could no longer wear it. He, of course, wanted to know my objections. Too which I said, the women don't bother me, however, they are posed like guns, in a James Bondian fashion. Kid stopped wearing the shirt to school.

Do you feel it is appropriate to take your own life if you have a debilitating illness, such as ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

I have absolutely no problem with assisted suicide. I hate the word suicide. So, I have no problem with someone ending their own life, as long as they are in a sane and rational state of mind. Right now, I do not know what I would do. If I were in intense pain, I may wish to find relief from said pain. However, I feel responsible to certain people and their feelings - NONE of which hold religious convictions. Those family members who would want to stop me, on religious grounds, can go pound sand. It would, however, be something I would discuss before choosing to do so.

Happy B-Day Billy Joel (72) Billy Joel - Piano Man (Official Music Video) [youtube.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

I knew a history teacher who used to use we didn't start the fire to have the kids explain the events mentioned.

Norah Jones and Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)with an old Everly Bros.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

I loved their collaboration

Pretty scary....

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

For its time, that was a good movie. It was from a novel written by the excellent American poet James Dickey, who cameoed in the film as the sheriff.

Cyber Ninjas Wanted To Interrogate Voters Door To Door On Their Voting Record

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2021:

That is a total WTF, that can't be legal, asswipe idea. I suppose if answering the door with, "Take your survey and shove it up your ass " may count as a Democrat vote.

Texas Church Baptizes Man After He Accepts “Lie From the Devil That I Was Gay” | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 8, 2021:

Of course, one doesn't choose their sexuality.

Ernest Angley, the 99-Year-Old Abusive Bigoted Gay Televangelist, is Dead | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 8, 2021:

Thoughts and prayers, motherfucker

& just how did that go for ya,???

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 8, 2021:

At least he wont get filled with spears like the Darwin award nominee who trespassed on the Indian held island where the tribe kills outsiders, then usually hangs their bodies on the beach. Xtion internet trolls are just switching back and forth from "ministering" to watching porn.

Happy B-Day Toni Tennille (81) CAPTAIN & TENNILLE ❖ love will keep us together (official video)...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 8, 2021:

I saw the Captain with the Beach Boys; he rejoined them, at least briefly, after their show was canceled.

Make your catch look amazing!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 8, 2021:

There is a company that makes action figures using faces from pictures that you send. Get one with your own face on it. They wee about 35dollars 15 years ago - got one for a retiring female teacher, in a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader outfit (she was a fan).

Here are the two versions if Neil Sedaka's hit song: Breaking up is Hard to Do.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 8, 2021:

When I was in Thailand, in 79, they played music, at odd times throughout the hotel and I especially remember them playing a couple of hours of Neal.

Some people

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 8, 2021:

Yes, but people really want to know, how was Queen Victoria?

Paul McCartney wrote this song that the group Badfinger had a hit with in 1970.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 7, 2021:

That was on the Magic Christian album, in whichSir Paul was also a coproducer.

I don't know how Merv Griffin and Hitler managed to produce offspring, especially in 1946, since ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 7, 2021:

????????????

Orthodox Jewish Women Unable to Obtain a Divorce Are Finding Help Online | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 7, 2021:

I saw a video on this a few years ago. They covered an orthodox group of men, lead by one fellow who appeared to be a little like a mafioso don. They put "strategic" pressure on men who refused to give their wives divorces. According to the video they were being successful. Looked like that strategic pressure was physical intimidation.

Believers (and not just religious believers) are the bane of our existence.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 7, 2021:

I saw that. I posted a similar news feed, except mine didn't have that she was in stasis. They also said someone put glitter makeup on her corpse.

Sick whiny fuckers, I'm too mad to post this under silly.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 7, 2021:

Of course they go freaky, as asses often will. Biden is a practicing catholic and has attended church more in one year than his predecessor did in a lifetime. The Amerikkkan Taliban is still pushing for their own form of Abrahanic law. And Abrahanic law is little different from Sharia law, as Sharia is based off of Abrahanic.

Blood stains on your collar Told a tale on you

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 7, 2021:

Oops

North Carolina church 'shocked' after pastor arrested for child porn

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

More incest per capita in the evangelical community, so why be surprised. Maybe he was looking for a new wife.

Let's Discuss Islam's Contribution to the World...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

All three Abrahanic religions follow the same god and have followed the same rules for centuries.

Lying Christian Pastor: It’s “Scientifically Impossible to Be an Atheist” | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

From the same scientists that brought us GeeZeus riding a T-Rex.

DeSantis Signs Law Banning Democracy [politicalgarbagechute.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

And, it was a fox exclusive, so no local Florida news was there.

Scott Lively: Christians Need an “Underground Railroad” to Escape Persecution | Beth Stoneburner...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

Underground railroad to where? Russia?

Christian College: How Could We Have Known Abusing Children Was Harmful?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

Beyond fucked up people.

Shut Down - The Beach Boys [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

I used to drag race in the early 70s. We all listened to the Beach Boys "oldies." I went to see them at my college. They sat behind us while the opening act performed; we had gone up into the gym's rafters.

Moscow Mitch is up to his usual crap.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

Back to his same old bullshit

Happy B-Day Singer John Flansburgh (61) Istanbul (not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

I love TMBG. I watched a video of them performing live in Turkey. The Turks went wild over Istanbul.

An electronic church sign in Steelville, Missouri is declaring today as a National Day of Prayer ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

Should be illegal. Most likely too late for any court injunction, if someone went to fight it. No matter what polls say about shrinking beliefs, the evangelical Amerikkkan Taliban is still strong.

Huey Lewis & the News : Workin' for a Livin' [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

It is sad that Huey can no longer sing - inner ear problems have ruined his ability to hear melodies correctly.

Tony Perkins: Are Christians Trying to “Take Over the World”?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

The Amerikkkan Taliban in action.

Arizona Republicans Spinning Tale of 40,000 Fake Bamboo Ballots From Asia Arizona Republican ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

Fucking idiots. Ties in with the ballots that were delivered by a North Korean submarine.

Hi and good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 6, 2021:

I bet there were times when Annie wanted to have Dave's head. They did produce some great music.

First genetically modified mosquitoes released in the United States [nature.]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

Link didn't work for nature. I was wondering why. They often release sterilized ones to breed and produce no offspring.

"I'm going to be rich, God and Jesus love me and they have made rich," is what I was greeted with ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

Tell him to look up Martin Frobisher, English explorer who sent a ship of fool's gold back to England. He did get credit for naming some islands in Canada.

Sounds reasonable

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

I have been eating healthier and dropped some weight over the last six months - that said, no f'ing kale smoothies; the only smoothie I drink better be chocolate.

Dallas is a blue oasis in a red sea, There was a huge outcry when Q anon scheduled this convention.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

I find it interesting that the most pedophiles caught in government are Republicans or are right wing evangelicals.

I just heard the sad news that Nick Kamen died earlier today aged 59.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

I expect that if I tried doing my laundry like that, the police would show up.

I meant to post this on April 30th but forgot.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

Yes, it was a misguided post WWII mistake. Historically, we forced the French to stay and we are still paying their veterans who served there. Seems that in 1945, we couldn't have a non colonial power in charge. Who knows what could have been. Yes, the guys who went did so out of duty and honor. I served not long after the war ended; I knew a lot of guys who were there.

Was religion an old form of government?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

Still is in some places.

sorry honey the renovation money went to your funeral.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

"..... and, to pay for your fucking indulgences."

Southern Cross - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

One of my favorites

For those who know them lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

I heard they are going to be phased out.

Strange and Disgusting Political Logic I don't like either of them but it seems odd that Rep.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 5, 2021:

The party of family values.

Never forget

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 4, 2021:

I hear the Empire had no union and really poor working conditions.

Has anyone else considered the possibility that religious festivals in the distant past, only ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 4, 2021:

From what I have read on the Greeks, much of the "meat" burned for sacrifices wasn't the best cuts and was often the offal filled innards.

How many can say yup , all branches included

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 4, 2021:

Sailors drank to 0600 and rode a jeepnee back to base. (Overseas, especially in the Philippines)

Forgot important information

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 4, 2021:

You can look it up, but a German U-boat once sank because of their toilet issues.

Beau of the Fifth Column Let's talk about how the GOP proved me wrong.... [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 4, 2021:

Yup.

Falwell Won’t Host a “Real” Graduation Party for Liberty U.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 4, 2021:

Maybe those young, future nits will have a better idea of the lying asshole Farewell. Probably not.

Hi and good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 4, 2021:

Love Jimmy

Bill and Melinda

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 4, 2021:

Alright, I avoid well known people's troubles, just like I avoid unknown people's troubles, however, that is funny, totally.

[youtube.com] R.E.M. - What's the Frequency, Kenneth? (Live in Germany 2003)

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 4, 2021:

Anyone remember Tom Brokow, the newscaster, singing this with them?

Louisiana Republican Leader Defends “Good” Side of Slavery by Pointing to Bible | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 3, 2021:

Someass in the article said there was good because the bibly said so. He should read the fucking thing. The only "good" rules were for Hebrew slaves and essentially they were only indentured servants as after 6 years they needed to be set free. Maybe he meant the Qaran which lays out specific treatment for slaves, including - if there isnt enough food, the slave eats first. Now, we all know religious folk of all ilk are hypocrites so that didn't really happen.

In your element. 😆

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 3, 2021:

Such happy puppies.

& it's easy to remember...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 3, 2021:

"What! Meatloaf again!"

And a Happy good day to all out there

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 3, 2021:

I remember riding with my 80 some year old father down windy, narrow country roads at more than the 40mph speed limit, that wasn't truly safe, while shifting gears. I said something casually about how, if we had driven like that what he would have said to us as kids, and he told me to shut up. That was all.

Louisiana Republican Leader Defends “Good” Side of Slavery by Pointing to Bible | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 3, 2021:

He needs to read Fredrick Douglass - Douglass escaped slavery, even though his life at the time of his escape was a prime example of "the good side of slavery." Douglass had a trade; only worked 5 and a half days a week; he got a small pay and was well fed and clothed; he got to visit with relatives and had holidays off. Yet, as Douglass knew, he was a slave, a fucking held in legal captivity slave, and everything he had could be gone at the whimsy of one person. There is nothing good about slavery.

Hate-Preacher: Trans People Are “Influenced Right Out of the Pits of Hell” | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 3, 2021:

And somehow that ass made Lt.Col.

Do all religious people lack a sense of humour ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 3, 2021:

While atheists, like the religious, come in all shapes and carry different paths, I will say just once - list the dead due to atheists and compare that to a list the dead due to religious people, especially fanatics. There is no comparison.

Christmas come early...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 3, 2021:

Give him some credit, he has balls.

Elley Duhé - Middle of the Night [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 3, 2021:

New to me. Pretty good.

Smart kid

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 2, 2021:

I recently read about a kid that as soon as he hit 18, he went and got vaccinated against everything his parents had deprived him from getting.

Beau of the Fifth Column Let's talk about a vote in Texas, seeing it, and unintended ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 2, 2021:

Such fools. And, I thought Austin was a more liberal place.

Surgery in the womb: 'I've done the best for her' Helena gave birth to her daughter Mila - short ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 2, 2021:

I would be jealous, however, I live in the United States which has the best health care in the "fucking world." The "fucking world" includes North Korea and Brazil and India etc.

I was brought up in a Christian home and became a Christian at eight years old, as time passed i ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 1, 2021:

No one day is more better than another. All dates are arbitrary and the current system works to keep the world a bit more in sync. A 5 or 6 day work week is nearly universal - even the majority of modern agriculture, small farms are cute, but a niche and local market. Either Saturday or Sunday is chosen as a religious day in the West and Mid East.

“Prophetess”: In Heaven, Some People Have Mansions “the Size of New York City” | Hemant ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 1, 2021:

It is always some people - even heaven has its elite apparently. And she is still pushing the idea, which gives her an "argument" for her own evil and large land ownership.

I don't blame them at all

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 1, 2021:

Too true to be funny.

Some Genesis and I Can't Dance. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 1, 2021:

Always fun

How about we have a few satirical type Jesus cartoons for a bit of a laugh?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 30, 2021:

"Did Jesus go to jail?" Maybe the kid is on to something.

We Don’t Need to Seek Love. We Just Have to Stop Resisting It | The Wisdom of Rumi - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Something somewhere, someone says something like stop seeking what you want, and it will find you.

Smoking in the boys room.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 30, 2021:

I have to admit, I prefer Brownsville Station. They did it first, 74ish. I saw them.

More memes.....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 30, 2021:

All great. I still have a hard time seeing a dog.

Oh yes they can...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Maybe the psychiatrist is mishearing cat; in dog speak, squirrel and cat, and also mailman, all sound pretty much the same.

This really shocked me, God knows what the pious will think? :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Shouldn't Maury be holding the answer?

I hope it is not Covid.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Also known as holy shit week at the Vatican.

Judge: Christian Dad Who Says God Wants Gays Executed Can’t Brainwash His Kids | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Good for the Mom. And, almost good for the court; I understand he is the father and gets some time, at least Mom will be there and I hope she has her phone ready for 911.