Homophobia.....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Even the xtions know their assholeness at times, especially since some other religions like the mussies are just as bad, even jailing homosexuals in some countries.

Caption this photo. What are these sibling owls saying?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

"Listen here you little shit, that next mouse carcass is mine."

A Prosperity Gospel Preacher Found Guilty of Tax Fraud is Finally Behind Bars | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

I think the scientologists have a yacht. Since some part of their advancement system deals with being taken to sea, they avoid taxes. Of course to get to the top level, you will have dumped hundreds of thousands of dollars or more.

Atheists Will No Longer Have to Swear an Oath to God in Order to Vote in Alabama | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

One of the stupidest laws and extremely unconstitutional.

Happy B-Day Singer/Guitarist John Oates (73) Daryl Hall & John Oates - She's Gone (Live 1982 - ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Excellent Philly performers

It’s 4.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Unavailable

I knew there had to be a good reason.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

And, sure enough, he did.

Okay, I admit it, I’m a robot

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

My son the math prof could possibly do it; but knowing him, walk away - only do work you have to do.

When you have not cleaned in a while

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Short reminder - do not harm opossums as they dont spread disease and eat lots of parasites.

Ain't that the truth

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Wouldn't it be nice if a few bounced checks.

Joe Cocker - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Love him. I even loved John Belushi's imitation of him, which wasn't exactly flattering.

[thehill.com] Arkansas votes to stop underage hormone therapy and gender affirming surgery.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Yep, I expected that. Now we wait for the court cases. Question - for anyone - since the governor vetoed it and was overridden, can he get the attorney general to not fight for it in court?

STRANGE GREEN ROCK FOUND ON MARS, OTHER SCIENCE NEWS, AND DEARMOONCREW: [united-cats.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Cool. The ghosts of Mars left it behind.

Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Always enjoyed these guys. Also, I think Lynn is one of the best record producers in the business.

It's a slow day at the local Library when suddenly a Hen jumps upon to the desk and says, " Book, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Did the librarian hand the crow a phone when he came in and said, caw caw caw?

In 2017 the MSM took months to say then-potus Trump was lying.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2021:

He isnt clinically insane for legal matters, thus, saying so would be grounds for libel or slander. Pointing out his lies, especially when they number in the thousands, is truth in journalism.

Its Michael

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2021:

A bit of a groan, but still humorous m

10 out of 10 for innovation! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2021:

I've seen similar things. I remember my bootcamp photo, they gave me lens less glasses to put on.

My dad died last year.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Condolences. I see nothing wrong in what you did; you gave a dying man at least a little peace. I have always tried to speak the truth or say nothing, however, if I was in a similar situation, I may have done the same.

White Evangelicals Are Still Major Obstacles in COVID Vaccination Efforts | Beth Stoneburner | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Well, some of us knew they were idiots long ago; now they are providing more evidence to support their ignorance.

(There was a "Paint It Black" cover over on that other Music Group {it's ok, that one is ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

The internet has been a boon to musicians who do really good old school music.

Hopefully there won't be a sequel.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

The short story Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep was set in 2021. Android killers coming by years end. As an aside, at least one military base is going to be using those electronic "dogs" for outer guard patrols. The ones that look like they could do some damage when fully functional.

OH BUGGER! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Hearing and sight - he should have seen five fully dressed people sitting in the lawn.

Hate-Preacher During Crowded Easter Service: “Take Them Stupid Masks Off!” | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

People like him make me wish Karma was real.

Always felt Dr Drew was a shit stain. He endorsed Hydroxychloroquine as well. What a Quack!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Well, if other countries demand it, all those who took his advice and said, "My rights to refuse," won't be travelling overseas. Dumbass.

Jewish Haiku ( from my Jewish friends - who else?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

The Tao is not Jewish, funny

Yup this is accurate

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

From the party of family values. The sacks should wake up - instead of chasing pervs ina pizza shop, with no basement, just look to their own.

Hello and good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

That is what today will be. Day one of a Zoom class for me.

So pleased easter is past.......

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Truth

(I hadn't heard this one in ages & it popped up on Sirius at my Sister's house while over there.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 4, 2021:

And those horns.

I needed a part that wasn’t too hard

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Was this your wife's idea?

Didn't get to post yesterday because I was super busy all day, but I got vaccinated! That is a huge ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Just remind her that the vaccine helps protect you, but that you can still carry it back to her, then ask her if she would like a neck rub.

Happy Sunday! Holiday weekends always seem to bring more memes....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 4, 2021:

😹😹😹😹😹 5 out of 5 cats agree, very funny.

I'm betting they were never on lockdown...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Always open

Famous Catholic Exorcist (Loosely) Weaves a Dangerous Tale in New Book | Val Wilde | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 4, 2021:

I met a layman who worked for the catholic church as part of a group of "expert exorcists." That guy, as strange as he was, wouldn't have found said priest advancing his church's work. The guy I met, through an old counselor, said the church from Rome only authorized about 200 exorcisms a year. He said almost ever person he was sent to see only need psych help, at most.

Goes to show what can happen when you leave the bedroom door open.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I don't like angels watching me at anytime - excuse for staying naked all the time.

A lesson learned the hard way.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2021:

That is funny, sick, but very funny. 🤣

they didn't even bother to double check before approving.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Well I tried a few: therapistfinder.com is 404, however, cummingfirst.com is some Indonsian lottery, and expertsexchange.com takes you to a site for surgeries, AND speedofart.com and whorepresents.com are EXACTLY what the chart says they are.

I guess I can still get a good meal together...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Yep, I caught my three and raised them up - 2 Unitarian and 1 full blown atheist mathematician.

I see it...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Groovy.

Keep your eyes on the road boys...........oops!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2021:

That embankment looks more pert than it really is.

Hello and happy Saturday morning to you.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Great song

I think i would have to say Elvis but Freddie is a close second.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I would say Buddy or Jimi. Visited Jimi's grave.

Johns Hopkins clinical pharmacologist Roland Griffiths talks about a major new study hinting at ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2021:

The use of psychedelics is slowly becoming more used. Not common by any means. They've been tested for a number of years. They work, if properly trained people administer them. The way the American health system works is - lots of prejudices against new stuff and, of course, up front costs. Upfront costs are high with the initial usage - BUT, if it takes, instead of a month or more of hospitalization the patient doing psychedelics is usually out in less than 2 weeks. Thus, the use of psychedelics can be much cheaper in so many ways - hospital costs, loss of work, etc.

Let me explain Easter.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2021:

In 2018, Easter fell on April 1st, for what that is worth.

I do been thinking about this Hebrew Lord Jesus that many of my friends talk about as the most ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2021:

At least one of the early xtion sects placed John the B on a pedestal much like the Katholics do with Mary as a strong side character. Apparently his story wasn't enough to drive attendance.

1st Americans had Indigenous Australian genes Indigenous South Americans share DNA with Indigenous ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I read that. The group of people who settled the Australia area were big travellers. I am not surprised; this may now put into perspective how so many sites of past habitation are being discovered that predate the whole ice age theory of Bering crossing. Now, folks came multiple ways.

Just checked my mailbox and found a paperback book with this title on it.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Burn all the edges, etc, and hang it nearby as a warning.

Very easy to tell

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Actually, that is a baby.

Trump Sycophant Matt Gaetz’s Bizarre Tale of Sexual Intrigue and Extortion Florida Republican ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2021:

And, the investigation against him started with Barr's approval, thus no democratic plot.

Cool table

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Old joke, still funny

Figures jebus likes disco, was always known for his bad taste.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

I heard he enjoys the YMCA 'cause' it is fun to stay.

I didn't know there was a film section in the Watchtower magazine but I found this interesting ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Knowing how bad the film was, maybe they meant crapped figuratively.

Appeals Court: Prof.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Well, let's hope the college does something it can do - change that prick's schedule. Teach at 8am Saturday. And yes, there are 8am Saturday classes some places - I taught one for two semesters. That and those night classes that run till 9 or 10. Taught those too.

LGBTQ Students Sued the Dept.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Good for them.

When you are so over it...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

That photo scares me. Those glasses really screw up Abe; they make me think of Rick Perry. Speaking of Perry, I met a guy who worked IT in his office - he said everyone knew Perry was simply a well connected idiot puppet.

Double meaning

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Then there was Yogi Berra. When asked how he wanted his pizza cut, 4 or 8 slices, he replied, "Better make it 4. I can't eat 8."

A Colorado Town Sold Public Property to a Boy Scout for His Christian Memorial | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Tear it down. Too bad kid, a better Eagle scout would have done some research. Plus, where the hell was his scout leader?

This music video is causing stress in religious circles. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

We could start a music group purely related to songs that bother religious people.

When the moon is in the 7th house...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

It really is.

Insomnia strikes.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Once again, outstanding. I, too, like bubbles.

Anger Tonight has been rough, and full of rage.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Sadly, it is those that are supposed to love us who can strike with the most painful words and actions. Best wishes in finding some peace. Know that your feelings are legitimate.

Don't all rush at once

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

We Need U For Our Anal egg Hunt

Mafia Fugitive Caught After Posting Italian Cooking Videos on YouTube Mafia fugitive Marc Feren ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Should have moved to a non extradition country.

Mean meal

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Wonder what the instructions are for taming and cooking.

I took a quiz on Pinterest.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Every thing I have read shows that, in general, atheists and non believers score higher on bible quizzes and tests on christianity. The idjits, especially evangelicals, don't even know their own religion.

Suez Canal blockage-proof.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Sea salvage.

It's a mystery.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2021:

That is funny. My mother was a seamstress.

Netflix.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2021:

HULU has some original show called Pen 15. When you look at the photo ad for it, underneath it is PEN15. Looks like a certain word to me.

Brazil on edge as three military chiefs resign after Bolsonaro fires defense minister -The Guardian

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Bolsonaro is a baby tRump. That said, Brazil is a massive nation and its loss of democracy will be felt worldwide should that occur. I expect that Brazil will increase their ties with Russia and China, the two biggest authoritarian nations.

Try this, see if your brain still works OK! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Correct

Most Dangerous

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I have to admit, that would keep me from pissing in those woods.

A few more funny signs...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

What state, etc made the 2nd sign, they used the wrong too.

Caught cheating

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Or a customs' cavity search

Rick James - Mary Jane [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Because of Dave Chapple doing Rick James, I always hear, "I'm Rick James bitch."

Rabbit hunting always bugs me.... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

If you liked Family Guy's take on that, check out their coyote gets the roadrunner. Even better - longer, bigger buildup.

On this date in 1973, they got on the cover of Rolling Stone. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

The old Rolling Stone was more like a newspaper then. I was a senior in high school when this song came out. In my junior year, I used to bring it, Rolling Stone, in to read during "reading time," even though I was reading 2 or more books at a time. My English teacher that year was an evangelical - total wack job; she threw me out of class, before school started one day when she took umbrage at my Billy Graham imitation and we had a "god" argument.

Meep meep

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Fair warning

The four horsemen of procrastination

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Know them well

That's a nice try

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

And, upon seeing your attempt, she never again shares her secret fantasies.

What evangelicals think we do

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Sometimes I miss those days.

I've got more memes.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Another great batch. Congrats on vaccine - got mine (I lucked out, I was one of the first to log onto my medical provider a couple months ago just as they posted their appointments).

Please send help

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Even the most most most forgiving and understanding woman would kill you.

Well, I guess he won't be doing that again, not in any hurry I suppose anyway?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Someday your neighbor will go boom.

Bigoted Christian Pastor Commands the “Spirit of Homosexuality” to Leave Kids | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2021:

More hypocrisy as the evangelicals go from god gave us tRump to a demon/spirit stole th ed election - well isn't every other xtion phrase "it's god's will, he is perfect and can do anything"? I guess anything is only rigging one election in 2016.

NC Judge Dismisses Challenge Against School’s Use of Controversial Poetry Book | Val Wilde | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Many evangelicals would like to ban most poetry. NC is slowly growing up; I wonder how that would go over in Kentucky or Tennessee.

On this day.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2021:

A great song - I love the version by They Might Be Giants.

Here we are .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2021:

A favorite

R'amen, brothers.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2021:

That's how it starts.

Capitol Riot Suspect to Judge: I Don’t Need a GPS Monitor Because I’m Christian | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2021:

Take a poll - how many xtions are there in prison?

Just might work

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2021:

Too true.

A couple of quick ones to prove I know some clean jokes --- I realized I was aging when someone...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2021:

Can you say Peter Principle

Current state of education

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Nearby you might find "fuzzy round things" or even "orange colored round things"

The final weapon

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 26, 2021:

And, that is not photoshopped -

Christian Defends Name of Robert E.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Yea, the Jesus also never talked about or condemned homosexuality. The jesus did, supposedly, rail on divorce more than once. Maybe the hypocrites should know more.

Yours too

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2021:

And you wonder why people try to walk over you.

An ethical conundrum.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Good question. I would not want the person prosecuted. I would, however, feel invaded and somewhat vulnerable. Thus, I would set better security (of course right now I really dont have much anyway - I could break in without doing damage). Since I dont have a lot, it would be disappointing that the food thief took all my food though.

Such an underrated band, old jewel from Mark, Don and Mel. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2021:

As a teen, I had a Grand Funk sticker on my practice amp.

Good News: [npr.org]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2021:

She has done a great job here in Pennsylvania.

Ark Encounter Ticket Sales Continued to Plummet in February Due to COVID-19 | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Die die die. That's all I got.