Liar, liar, pants on fire...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2021:

The kid hasn't yet learned the difference between trouble and "trouble." For many, that is a lifetime of learning (bad marriage helps expedite the learning curve).

Yep, it's bacon...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Pretty much the same thing.

[youtube.com] Everybody knows you can't go toe to toe with Jose Cuervo. :)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Not without consequences at least. 4 of us drank a quart, a liter, and a fifth of tequila the night prior to my second and last Navy deployment. Along with some hash......

Guilty of overusing commas

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2021:

If he looks for time off for good behavior, maybe he can promise some semicolons.

I just got banned from FB because this info that I posted, below, is allegedly false/fake.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Some snowflake conservative most likely whined that you hurt their feelings with the truth.

8 am but here I am posting memes as my SO finally gets her first Covid injection today! Yay!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Another great batch. My fav - "Define evil"

Court: Anti-LGBTQ Church Can Purchase Iconic Pro-LGBTQ Theater in Fresno (CA) | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2021:

The 4 square churches are evil, their symbol is a finished nazi symbol.

Article on Religous trauma [newrepublic.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Interesting. I'm quite sure there are many many more out there in worse shape than the woman in the article. She, unlike many, saw what was going on at age 24. It seems the younger your break, the better hope you have to overcome (bad pun not intended, but lived with).

My love life in a picture

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Well, he is definitely getting support.

A Montana Church Will Host a Right-Wing Militia Group Opposing “Mask Fascism” | Beth Stoneburner...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2021:

An excuse to be an asshole for god.

Me too Ozzy...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Just need to get rabies shots

Just horsin' around...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Icky

In Deleted Sermon, Georgia Shooter’s Pastor Said “Radical Feminism” Was Satanic | Hemant ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Every thing that is a female positive, as far as self worth and power, is Satanic to those asses.

I am very partial to the pop music of the early 60’s when I was an early teen.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2021:

I was just a kid, but I remember this. I did not remember the band's name. Cool old song.

Old Snowy is attending his Lawyer's Office to make out his Last Will and Testament.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Send me COD.

This is wrong on so many levels.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2021:

In the end, it should even out.

So true so true!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Simple cat nature

i wonder what ever happened to Billy? he won at hide and seek.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Pretty much. Except, where I lived in farm land and tiny village now and then, no street lights.

Happy spring , y'all! 🌞

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2021:

I guess you could say, a young peeper is just experiencing boy wonder.

Creative chef...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2021:

That would hurt

How Will Pastors Grapple with the Georgia Spa Shooter’s Baptist Faith?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Ignore. ANTIFA

FL Bill Would Let Christians Preach Over the Loudspeakers at Athletic Events | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Let's hope it backfires and the satanists sue and get equal time to promise beer and unlimited pizzas. Atheists don't have enough, just education and facts, to turn the youth at sports events.

Incoming memes!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Very good.

Give and take mate, I'd block her drain if she blocked mine! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Married couple

MAGA Pastor Rick Joyner Now Promoting Civil War to His Followers MAGA evangelical pastor Rick ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Continuation of the rise of the evangelical American Taliban.

Want a date?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2021:

That is a sugarcane tool.

If It's not one thing It's your mother! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2021:

And one day when you bring a lady home and she says she likes it on top, use a different room or she may climb your ladder.

He said no spark

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2021:

That will teach him!

Information security

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Reset - Oh-Pin Says-a-Me

A fair question

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Exactly. Although, science has a term (which I am not looking up right now) that explains why people see things they know. Thus, since there is no HeyZeus, they see what the world has put out for their brainwashed followers.

Lying Creationist: Evolution Says Dinosaurs Farted Themselves Into Extinction | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2021:

If that were scientifically possible, cows are doomed.

The evidence is in....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2021:

And talks just like Sylvester

If Jesus Christ came back and said "WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE CLAIMING TO REPRESENT ME AND ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2021:

If magically the Jesus "returned," once he chastised the bulk of his followers, they would desert him and claim something else.

A Student Recorded a WV Health Teacher Denouncing Non-Christians in Class | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2021:

1st, being fully upfront, having taught, I hate the idea of students recording without permission. That said, that bitch shouldn't be in a classroom. A true professional does not bring their religion or, in my case, lack of, into a classroom. I taught literature, so yes, we had discussions on religious themes and in some cases writers who hated religion (like Chinua Achebe and his writings on the foreign oppressors use of religion to keep their control). Back to my first statement. Teachers like that women make it hard for real education to occur. Sadly, there are WAY too many like her out there.

LGBTQ Catholics Stung by Vatican Rebuff of Same-Sex Unions | Time

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Yep. The man, pope Francis, can say whatever he wants and appear to be a progressive thinker. However, the ear of god, pope Francis, will continue to enforce age old church doctrine.

Short Jesus Speaks.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2021:

The one thing the supposed Jesus did supposedly rail about more than once - divorce.

Wasted time lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2021:

But, did you enjoy the training?

Sen.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Deflect and lie - republican strategy

Hi and good morning .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2021:

New to me

Good old watering hole

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Especially your children

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I would like to see a comparison of a Philadelphia "Pie"

This Christian Preacher Insists That Dinosaurs in the Bible Are Actually Satan | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I remember back when the evangelicals said fossils were fakes put up by Satan to confuse. Ha.

Here’s a Brainwashed Child Speaking in Tongues at a Recent Christian Conference | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

What to say...... next up, dancing with snakes.

Might have a beer

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

A pitcher is less messy.

Catholic Church 'cannot bless same-sex unions' [bbc.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

No new news

Clever Advertising

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Ah yes, the original Lemon.

Charlie Hebdo: "Why Meghan left Buckingham Palace?" "Because I could not breathe anymore."

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I saw that. Hey, if terrorists can't stop them, the monarchy doesn't stand a chance.

Tonight at my bedtime I find can’t leave you with a goodnight music post because I haven’t got ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Sleep well.

She was just walking home. Now women are sharing their 'grief and distress' to force change.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2021:

As the article points out, women and girls are pressed to change behavior in a victim society. We need a society that teaches respect and shows boys and men how to act correctly.

New take on a old joke

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Leaving the bartender with an existential crisis, "Was it something I said?"

Is science undermining religion ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Denotatvely yes, science is undermining religion. That said, most media using the term undermining are looking at the word connotatively, which is a negative. I do not believe science undermining religion is a negative thing, but unfortunately, many out there do see science ina bad light, which furthers the stupidity of peoplekind.

Alabama House May Overturn 28-Year Ban on Yoga in Public Schools: Alabama’s House of ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2021:

I see the Alabama legislators are staying active with important issues like yoga and the other issue they are also working on, making it official that ex president tRump be recognized by Alabama as one of the best presidents ever.

Very enjoyable short film. Lovely ending. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

To be expected. After all, look at what Godzilla did to Tokyo, etc.

Will social pressure and perks work to get folks vaccinated?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

They are a huge part of the problem. If the Orange turf had told his followers to wear masks, most likely a lot less people would have died. Asians wear masks all through flu season, etc. WTF, Americans are such pansy wastes, afraid they cant breath (even without a cop holding them down).

FROM RED COMET, BIOGRAPHY OF SYLVIA PLATH: in a 1952 paper for her religion class at Smith, man was ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

I love Sylvia Plath and her poetry. I used to teach literature and poetry, etc. I had a class of freshmen HS students and had introduced them to Sylvia. I had told them about her husband as well - past British poet Laureate Ted Hughes. Hughes, an excellent poet, was an abusive ass. His 2nd wife killed herself the same way Sylvia did. Anyway, the next class day, my students came in and said, "we refuse to study Ted Hughes, anyone else is fine, but not him." I was whatevered. Lots of good poets to teach. Being curious, I asked why. They had decided that he was a murderer and two wives dying the same way was too much to let pass.

It's always helpful when appliances come with instructions ...[agnostic.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Mormon family - industrial grade.

Very different approach

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Back around 2005, I saw a car with a personal license plate that read GOTMILF. I was with my two teens at the time. I didn't know what a MILF was, at the time. I asked my kids. They replied that I would have to look that one up myself. I did. I never spoke about it to them again.

St Patrick's day 17th March

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

St. Patrick was one of the saints mentioned as not really deserving sainthood back in the 90s when the catholics purged their saint rolls. Being the patron saint of a nearly all catholic country, the church left him stay. They did get rid of George, the English patron saint.

Too Late For Goodbyes, performed live in 1985 by Julian Lennon.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

I liked him, still do. He never clicked big in the States.

A forgotten song from 1975. Some may remember. [m.youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

I have a funny story behind these guys. Back then, I was in college and worked at a now defunct store chain in Records and Drugs department. One night, I got a call from California from the band's publicity manager asking if I would play their newest album if they sent it. I said sure. Later I told my boss who laughed at me being gullible to think that we were getting a call from California. A week later, the album arrived.

Well, what are you waiting for!!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Exactly

On Princess Bride Time:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Daylight savings time, now that we are no longer an agrarian society, is just a pain in the ass. You don't gain or lose any light, just altering the perception of time.

Well none of the ladies on this site who I've messaged have replied back.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Try the Mormons, you can pray for forgiveness together after sex.

That's funny

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2021:

8 pieces........

John Denver I believe was an under appreciated singer/songwriter.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Remember he did the Oh God movie with George Burns? Denver's acting career didn't help hs singing career IMHO.

Couples face shield, Available in Amazon 😅😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Safety first

Theme song of pandemic

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2021:

All in the attitude

TN Church Sends Nasty Letter Threatening to Boot Member for Her Sinful Lifestyle | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Less people may be attending church, but it seems more churches, xtion, have been getting louder and more assholed. Middle Tennessee - is she from there? Much of the church could be related.

Someone ought to check his email it is most likely full of curse words.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2021:

He was a Prince among men.

Not the best window

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Artists always think things through.

I’m late with my afternoon post today.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Never too late for a good song.

Always a favorite. [m.youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Early hippie. Left over beatnik.

Milo Y.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2021:

The guy is a total narcissistic asshole. He used to talk about going back to Victorian times so women couldn't vote, and rich men, like him, could go to their club in peace (and grab a piece of the pool boys)

In a nutshell, neighbors...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Yup

Its a UFO

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Want to know the difference between pain and pleasure - dont buy flowers and show this to your lady friends.

More than one way to skin a cat...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Thatis funny. I don't really give a shit about the monarchs or their lives, but that looks like something this queen might say.

Disgraced Bigot Milo Yiannopoulos: I’m “Ex-Gay,” “Sodomy Free,” and Catholic | Hemant ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Another narcissistic asshole. He used talk about returning to the "good old days" when women couldn't vote and rich men could go to their private clubs to molest the boys.

Christian Death Cult Pastor: “Never Again Will the Church Shut Its Doors” | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Money talks - ever so much more than an imaginary entity speaking into his ear.

We'll see if this works...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2021:

It's working

If you need me I’ll be scratching at the door...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2021:

We've all been there little guy.

Hello and good morning again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2021:

On ed of those times when a performer takes someone else's work and makes it their own.

I have no problem believing that

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2021:

With Willie Nelson opening

I considered pros and cons before I posted.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Sign your name as well.

[doubleblindmag.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2021:

I don't want to feel like Jesus - either I do not exist, or I am dead.

The real crabs just rotted in shame.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Yuck

Just subscribed...For a friend

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Cat porn.

Financial problems

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Definitely an advertisement. Financial problem or solutions I ask

Should not have paid for the wedding.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Seems about right for the queen of England

Know your canines.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Chuckles

I was stationed in Bahrain for 6 months. Never got used to being woken up at 5 AM

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Covid has been a Sunday morning saver - the Lutherans haven't been waking every one up at 8am since lockdown.

Maybe, but those opposable thumbs sure come in handy

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2021:

A wolf taking orders from monkey, quite embarrassing.

The Obedient Patient A pretty woman goes to a doctor.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Even doctors need to practice safe sex.

Dallas Megachurch Pastor Robert Jeffress says those who get to heaven will have jobs but without ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Abrahanic heaven is a brainwashed place (if it were real). Everyone is happy and spends all of time praising the lord. Yep, sounds more like a miserable place akin to slavery.

The Catholic Church Opposes a CO Bill to Let Child Sex Abuse Victims Get Justice | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2021:

There should be no statue of limitations for any rape - especially child.

I'd say "most probably" is the answer to this! :-)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Only if he disagrees, or doesn't ask for directions

Orthodox Christians in Cyprus Are Protesting a “Satanic” Eurovision Entry | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Same crazies that wouldn't stop giving communion during Covid.

How's the home schoolng coming

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 7, 2021:

My son and his cousin got into bags of insulation at their grandpa's when little.

I'd respect the pope a lot more if he did this!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2021:

At least it appears consensual. And they are old enough.

Now that's a big oops

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2021:

That would work.

At teatime today I’m posting the late, great David Bowie, live and in expansive mood! - ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2021:

One of his best.