Religious Instructions.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Three priests meet on a train. After many drinks and much banter, they decide to tell each other their worst trait. The first priest says, "I drink way too much, often I'm even drunk at mass." The second priest adds, "I have been having affairs with two widows who give lots of money to the church." Both priests then turn to the third priest who blushes and says, "I can't keep a secret. I tell everything, not only to the bishop, but to our Mother Superior as well."

There's some unique ones in here.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Good ones. Great tip of the day

Education and how it should be,

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 31, 2021:

The elite - keeping people stupid for many millennia

Never knew that

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Some have written novels

Anti-Vax COVID-19 Truthers Shut Down Dodger Stadium Vaccination Site Dodger Stadium’s mass ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Dumb fucks Bad enough they walk around infectious, now they want the disease for everyone

Well I thought it was funny. :)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Creepy

Little Johnny has spent the last 2 hours crushing up bits of charcoal into powder and spreading it ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Somewhere between humorous and sadly true.

Or even a fuck...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Exactly

Rick Wiles: God Sent the Coronavirus Because Parents Are “Transgendering” Kids | Beth ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Since god is all knowing, how come he didn't see this coming? Such bullshit.

It’s 5pm on a Saturday and I’m sitting down with a crisp glass of NZ Sauvignon Blanc and about ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Very nice.

Bad start to the day

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

I feel like that some days.

DC National Guard commander says Pentagon restricted his authority before riot | TheHill

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Because those were the same "good" people who showed up at Charlottesville.

A little too honest

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

That is a gut buster. LOL.

For those of you interested in the 1776 report, trumpies effort to whitewash history, emphasis on ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Yep. Living the lie slavery was a simple, god approved, life, that provided a good life and treatment for all, or most all. And oh so much more, like Manifest Destiny bs.

Hello again a a very good morning to you all.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Great song.

10 fun facts 1.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 30, 2021:

11. You cant blend a fish

Linda, smokin’ that stage [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 29, 2021:

One of my favorite singers. I had a cardboard partial cutout of her from working briefly at a record department in as store. Got it around 74. My ex wife made me sell it at a yard sale in the late 80s.

I think I've got Ganesh in this fight. What's Jesus gonna do? Turn the other cheek?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 29, 2021:

And some little Buddhist kid wins.

Give me a break

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Ain't that the truth. (Pun intended)

Here we go again at 4.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Great band and good song.

The times really have changed

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 29, 2021:

They were fun.

Or something like that...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Hilarious

I hear of so many people are being scammed out of their money, even though they are aware of it ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 29, 2021:

I put scammers in two categories: the dirty rotten scum that prey on others and grab what they can, for as long as they can and avoid getting caught; and the "legal" scammers who create groups or churches that prey on vulnerable people and take as much as they can for as long as they can and then let the person in misery. They, too, are dirty scum. Side note - I've been helping clean out, catalogue stuff, sell stuff, repair stuff at an elderly women's place for her son. She has dementia and fell for a lot of shit - so much crap mail, etc. She gave thousands to the catholic church. Been over a year and still get letters begging for cash from the local parish. The last one I returned, with a note that read, "Maybe, instead of bilking people for cash all day, you should get out and visit some of your ailing sheep. Seems, since Mrs....... went away to the nursing facility, none of you have visited. I hear you are not in the will, so no more cash is coming. Your move." No one visited.

Hi and good morning to you.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 29, 2021:

I prefer their performance to Michael's

Good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Very nice

Russia cultivated tRump as an asset for 40 years: [theguardian.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 29, 2021:

tRump can go live in one of Putin's guest rooms at his palace. I would hope the FBI, etc. is monitoring tRump and any interactions with the Russians. Ex presidents can get intelligence briefings (he probably will have read to him any that he can sell). Bush I took daily briefings for a number of years, especially when he was getting paid 6 mil a year as a Saudis consultant.

An offer you can’t refuse

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 28, 2021:

A talking squirrel....... where is the moose.

Survey: The Pandemic is Strengthening the Faith of Devout Religious People | Hemant Mehta | Friendly...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 28, 2021:

I nearly lose it when those fuckers say, "It was their time." They can rationalize any bullshit, from Covid dead to raped kids.

Lend me a hand here

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 28, 2021:

Big John

I am wondering if this applies to giving 4 billion away when our country is in need of financial ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 28, 2021:

But, you can shut them up, temporarily.

True statement.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 28, 2021:

Try laughing at it in the bedroom

Hi there and good morning to all of you! I was just lying in bed reminiscing on when I first met ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 28, 2021:

Love this song. Driving today to see my lady.

I love Sarah McLachlan. Cool she is sharing from her home. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 28, 2021:

Always good

I am an avid fisherman.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 27, 2021:

But will she miss the fish?

Everything is cool here, how are you doing? :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I fully understand. My hair hasnt hung this low in decades. I sort of like it.

Must be part of god's plan, huh?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 27, 2021:

It isn't homeless when they can afford to live in a hotel if they want. Just they didn't spend any money on a home until too late to move into one. Fuck them.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Hold it upside down and you have two creatures looking at you.

Father Guido Sarducci [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 27, 2021:

The one good priest

Classic weather report: [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Always loved his weather reports, especially when he was the Hippie Dippie Weatherman.

Good Morning America! How are you? [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Great song and Willie did a good job.

Theme party!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Or pantsless with a shirt and tie.

Tucker Carlson and Hawaii GOP Defend QAnon Supporters This past week, both the Hawaii ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 27, 2021:

He is nothing but a low life scum sucker, worse than the scum from which he sucks his sustenance.

Today was Eddie Van Halen's birthday. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Great musician

JAYWALK - Verb.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

I have to admit that on less crowded streets I'm guilty of doing so. AND, science has an answer for why it is ok. In some studies of stray dogs and dogs that are left roam in cities, scientists discovered that it is safer for the animal to "jaywalk" and avoid crossing at intersections because one only need look out from 2 versus 4 ways.

The FBI cannot investigate white supremecist organizations until it investigates itself: ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

While an internal investigation may be needed and absolutely worthwhile, they really need to work on crushing the white nationalist/ supremacists movements. They should definitely be digging into the local police, especially the rural ones. I'm not about to defend the FBI, but in general, especially when compared to other law enforcement, they have much much higher standards and background checks. They have age and education requirements not needed for most cops throughout the nation.

Look at you go!! Some of you are building multiple things a day!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

I'm 65 and I make terrible blunts and haven't been able to roll a decent joint my entire life. And I say, oh well. And I admire those who can greatly. I had a friend who could roll a joint, shift gears in his VW beetle and drive through traffic. And, yes, the joint was near perfect.

Russians protesting ? What is going on ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

In winter and in the cold, Russians are coming out to protest. How far they get, well, I'm not holding my breath. Outside of "white" Russia, the more European parts, Putin is not especially liked. Yet, Putin still has near absolute power I bet he wishes he had sent a better hit squad.

Australian Catholic Church Tries To Prevent Its Own Priest From Suing Over Abuse | Val Wilde | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

I think the catholic church should lose billions and have their art collections seized. A thousand years of killing and abuse deserves to be wiped out. That said, this does make me wonder if more of the priests who are/were pedophiles were also abused as children, possibly by priests. It would make an interesting study.

2 Statues have been standing for decades looking across the path at each, 1 is a male, the other a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Prioritizing their time. Besides, I see few nude statues in parks so who is to say they have the proper equipment.

Now here is a dish with a peel.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

A little mayo, liven it right up.

it really do be like that

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Makes you wonder how come so many bank robbers get caught.

This is my kind of science! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

If only it were true

Could explain things

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

The famous Whistle Pig - attracted to the whistle sound sucking on a bong makes.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Faint with laughter

Lindsey did a nice job on this song... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

A very talented guitarist.

Her voice just starts a tingling... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Always a fun band.

For animal lovers everywhere.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

I don't do that kind of shit (pun intended), but I do know they make chains expressly for that so one can pull the baubles back out.

Foot adornments from around the world - Detroit --> Mar-a-Lago

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Mar-a-lago!!!!!!

Not sure who wrote this but I could relate.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Many are so true

Faces of the insurrection: [arstechnica.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

It is nice to see people on social media exposing them and identifying them.

6 Level 6 View Perks 4,000 Points 7 Level 7 View Perks 10,000 Points 8 Level 8 Perks Hidden ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

A ghost in the machine

So the latest conspiracy theory they are pulling out of their asses is that Biden will be removed ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

The idiots will keep crawling out of the woodwork until enough get squished.

Ted Cruz once tried to ban Dildos in Texas. GoogleIt

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Ted is a true idiot. Really. No doubt. Need more proof - he will argue that Godfather III is the best Godfather, true, he will. An idiot.

More memes!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Great laughs.

CHUBBY CARRIER. SAUCE PICANTE ZYDECO. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Everyone up and dancing.

Oh oh.. another blow out.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

That poor girl. Need the bushes and a nest.

Rosanne Cash singing Sea of Heartbreak feat. Bruce Springsteen [m.youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

She is a good singer and very good entertainer.

What a special version of this song! [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Nice voice.

Bruce could sing... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Nice car.

I love these quick cooking tips. They have cut way down on my cooking time.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Before or after you microwave?

These Cleverly-Designed Billboards Would Preach the Bible Right Back at Christians | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

He is risen - as a zombie - would be fun at Easter

I Work in a Coffee Shop in Montana. Anti-Maskers Have Made My Job Hell.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

In Montana, there were always going to be asses who only care about their "rights" which are to do whatever the fuck they want to whomever (if said person is not a conservative, white msle) they want whenever they want. tRump pulled that asshole string and now, even those who would have worn a mask won't.

Christian Liar Sarah Huckabee Sanders Announces Run for Governor of Arkansas | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Daddy will probably leave his Florida estate to come up and campaign, maybe even bring his pedophile friend Ted along to help out. She should win the primary, as long as all her cousins vote for her.

Well, here we are at 5 pm again and as I pack away my groceries (had a foray into M & S this ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

One of my favorites from that album. The album, I've read, was supposed to contain 12, not 11 songs, but the guys argued over number 12 - Paul wanted a political song and Art wanted a conventional ballad.

Could this be redneck humor or irony? :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

I would be scared of needles if I woke up, like him, immediately after his kids used Mommy's tattoo kit to ink Daddy all over.

From 1967, Silence is Golden by The Tremeloes. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Back when "boy bands" played their own instruments.

Women’s Rights Campaigners Resist “Marry-Your-Rapist” Bill in Turkey | Val Wilde | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Erdogan has taken Turkey way backwards. I felt years ago that Turkey should have been left into the EU, and, I believe, was left out because of prejudices. That said, to maintain membership this would not be allowed and they would have no death penalty.

Jimmie Rodgers is mostly known for his 50's hits like Honeycomb and Kisses Sweeter Than Wine.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

He was a good singer and I missed his death.

Good advice will try it

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

And does not contain alcohol.

Using big words🤪😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

These were 18 year old college students

Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Run for Governor of Arkansas The New York Times reports that former ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Maybe Daddy, down in his Florida mansion, will bring his bass and his pedophile friend Ted back home and do a concert for her.

Wisdom from the noted investor Ray Dalio.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

There are two groups of people who dont care about better pie distribution. The first group gets more than their share and they control group two with three catch phrases "guns, god, and abortion."

Canadian Official: COVID-Defying Churches Should Lose Their Tax-Exempt Status | Val Wilde | Friendly...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 25, 2021:

End it AND board them up and quarantine them all.

You know who you are...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 24, 2021:

It's Keith Richards, or Jesus.

Confederate flag waving traitor arrested after his ankle bracelet puts him inside the Capitol.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Back to jail.

Crinkled potato chips hanging in the wings..

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Rippled Sexy and Bue, not red and sea sick

No, thanks!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 24, 2021:

So many people are just dying to get in there. A regular Club 54

It’s a bit early today at 4pm.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 24, 2021:

I love the movie's soundtrack. I had it. The film was a disaster. The Jazz Singer, starring Neil.

Corporate seditionists still threaten America: [theguardian.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 24, 2021:

All corporations follow the money; many of those companies don't care about anything but profits.

Coming to prison soon

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 24, 2021:

That is so great.

Jackdaws and my next doors chimney.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Chimneys without bird stops can have problems. I had a pigeon die in an old chimney and block it at one point.

Sunday morning cuteness

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Awake and still, amazing.

Happy birthday. Neil Diamond Cherry, Cherry [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Always liked his music. Even his The Jazz Singer film had a good sound track - terrible film otherwise.

[youtube.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

There used to be an Afghanistani restaurant and bar in Denver back in the late 70's called The Kyber Pass. They had professional belly dancers in Tuesday and Saturday nights. I was one of the few non Mideastern patrons. Lots of crazy testosterone and laughter.

A post that I recently made in Geneal & Hellos, q:569114, has just been responded to by medical ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Not long after I first joined I posted a 4Oceans scam somehow it got online and over almost two years I got a lot of brief newbies, mostly attacking my post. I enjoyed it. Then a couple months ago my post was gone. I asked and was told posts dont just disappear or age out. So, my guess is the Admin have some pressure points and some possible separate outlets.

Perhaps this site is being used by Mr. tRump and his kin [buzzfeednews.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

The prison that most of the Watergate conspirators went, in Upstate Pennsylvania has changed a lot since then. Back in the 70s, the doors weren't locked, they had tennis courts, and even horses for exercise. As bad as privilege is now, it was worse.

I am copying from an email I received.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Time to go ancient Egyptian on his ass - wipe out all buildings with his name and all evidence that he was on the Earth.

A joke for American football fans for the playoffs.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Those bastards have a bite that hurts like hell. I can attest.

If he even existed you mean

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

It was a very Greek time

{Off their classic album from 1972, Exile On Main Street.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Dance has been a human rite of passage far beyond history. It continues today.