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Garbage, feces take toll on National Parks amid shutdown
RiverRick comments on Jan 3, 2019:
Heck... Trump will probably end up leasing the parks out to the oil and gas companies anyway. Garbage and feces will be the last of your worries then! I cannot believe they left the parks open!
Beowulfsfriend replies on Jan 3, 2019:
He has already reduced some federal land for just that purpose.
Garbage, feces take toll on National Parks amid shutdown
Sgt_Spanky comments on Jan 3, 2019:
Garbage and Feces -- otherwise known as the president and vice-president of the USA.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Jan 3, 2019:
That would be feces and garbage.
Watch who you say Hello to.
vnufall comments on Jan 3, 2019:
Yes, I get tired of being called a libtard, and go live in Canada.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Jan 3, 2019:
Although I wouldn't mind living in Canada with good and affordable health care.
Jimmy Carter...
creative51 comments on Jan 2, 2019:
I like Jimmy Carter. He is a good person. I am sure if he met an agnostic or an atheist he would be polite and cordial to them.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Jan 3, 2019:
Without a doubt. He is old school evangelical, like the liberals who helped pull the US out of the great depression. Remind the asswipes now about the past church and they gag on the thoughts of helping the poor for real or standing up for real justice. The churches are flooded with hypocrites today. There are times I almost wish xtianity was real so when in hell I could laugh at how full the place was with the shocked asses. Ain't meant to be.
THIS is how you do it And yeah, I'm mailing it back to them I live next to 6 churches within about...
Jolanta comments on Jan 3, 2019:
In Australia it is very seldom that this happens. Jehova's witness may come once every third year but that is it. I wonder why it is so prevalent in the US?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Jan 3, 2019:
Way more of the breeders here. And the occasional Mormons.
Ohio doctor fired by hospital after saying she would give Jews 'the wrong meds' | TheHill
ProudMary comments on Jan 2, 2019:
I hope this little bitch can't even get a job at Wal-mart when the dust settles.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Jan 2, 2019:
No. She would have more opportunities to do that act as an angry bitch who Wal-Mart would hire as a pharmacy assistant with her education and their cheap asses. McDonald's where the most damage she could do would be add germs to the ammonia cleaned burgers.
If you had the power to do so would you eliminate zoos?
Deveno comments on Jan 1, 2019:
If money was no object, I'd turn them into wildlife sanctuaries with no humans allowed.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Jan 1, 2019:
There would definitely be a need for sanctuaries as too many animals facing extinction are only kept from it by animals in zoos and sanctuaries.
Some of you may remember the post I made a couple days ago about my Dad's psycho wife.
RavenCT comments on Dec 31, 2018:
That's some unwanted stress right there. And I'd make it really clear to everyone you give your address to (when you do move) that they are* not *to pass it on to *anyone* without your ok. (And be plain about that if you have to).
Beowulfsfriend replies on Jan 1, 2019:
@RavenCT before a restraining order, in most cases, you should send a cease and desist, in most cases. As a cease and desist holds no full legal power, it is a precursor to a restraining order, you can write one yourself and save 250 $ in lawyer fees. Then, if that doesn't work get a legal restraining order (some places, if violence is not threatened want a c and d first). Do a CC at the letter's end of all the people or groups you send it to: the person, the POLICE (Who will log it in. - I dropped mine off), lawyer, if applicable, etc.
God hates porn?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 14, 2018:
Off god and to bible belters. Statistics illustrate more online porn is sold in the bible belt. If those people are secret liberals, they need to vote, because they aren't. So logically, that means they are........ you know the answer.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Jan 1, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo it wouldn't surprise me in the nations that don't monitor their internet fully. I was in a bar in Honolulu once and a wealthy "shiek" (I could not verify that for sure) bought 4 rounds for the bar over the course of about 2 hours.
A clown and a prostitute walk into a bar........ You finish the joke.
SkotlandSkye comments on Dec 31, 2018:
the bartender says "OMG! It's Donald and Melania!"
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 31, 2018:
We have a winner. Enough said.
Favorite historical fiction book?
clarkatticus comments on Dec 30, 2018:
Always liked the James Clavell series starting with Shogun.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 30, 2018:
@clarkatticus that is an awesome book
Favorite historical fiction book?
clarkatticus comments on Dec 30, 2018:
Always liked the James Clavell series starting with Shogun.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 30, 2018:
Just discussing Taipan recently.
Slut Shaming Preacher
JK666 comments on Dec 30, 2018:
Destined never to get laid!
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 30, 2018:
A good candidate for prison rape.
I luv Stevie Nicks. Has anyone seen her or Fleetwood Mac in concert?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 29, 2018:
At the Hollywood Bowl and the concert was recorded. 1980 i believe, or late 79.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 29, 2018:
Acoustics at the Hollywood Bowl are awesome. Also, way back in time, they used to serve good beer, European, in popcorn buckets. Pass it around like a real Greek fest.
Tick tock, tick tock
Triphid comments on Dec 29, 2018:
Oh how ironically great that would really be. tRump would be 100% pissed off to the max.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 29, 2018:
By the time all the legal shit hits the fan, even if after his term, there is a chance tRump industries has a fire sale and he and his family relocate to a country with no extradition.
WWPT.
hippydog comments on Dec 27, 2018:
As to free will.. I was listening to a podcast that was talking about modern psychology/philosophy.. One person made the case that actual free will is almost nonexistent. Past my smart level but interesting..
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 28, 2018:
@thinktwice I worked with Families United, boys in Lancaster. They have a very large female facility up North. Our kids were not dangerous, miner offenders and between the ages of 14 and 21. Actually, to clarify, not all were offenders, as some were put in court ordered custody because of family situations. We seldom had someone under 16, for the males. We had one boy placed there due to family. He did everything required: school, a job (or activities). He finished high school and 3 years of college (on the state's dime). Anyway, the idea was that at those ages the brain could begin to make better choices. If they didn't "choose wisely" they faced negative consequences. It mostly worked well. We had our moments. The idea of the therapy puts the onerous on the person and not the situation.
Which Bond is your favorite?
Amisja comments on Dec 27, 2018:
Sexist tripe
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 27, 2018:
@Amisja that is what she earned. Means no more. I don't / didn't hand out grades except as earned. Hard to flunk me and hard to get an A, high standards. Lots of B and C grades - bell curve guru. Maybe this will help mollify - Nurses, all sexes, were my best students being driven as high achievers. They always got their rough drafts in early for me to check - My lectures on plagiarism scared them and unfortunately too many students don't know proper citation procedures.
Which Bond is your favorite?
Amisja comments on Dec 27, 2018:
Sexist tripe
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 27, 2018:
@Amisja it is my wry humour and inability to keep my mouth closed. I really don't mean it; but I like bad jokes - just ask my one college class when I made an insulting joke about Hooters only to find out one of my students worked there. In the end, I was one of her favorite profs - saw her at her new job (Dick's - can't make this shit up) she got a solid B.
Which Bond is your favorite?
Amisja comments on Dec 27, 2018:
Sexist tripe
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 27, 2018:
Ok. Who is your favorite Bond girl? Lol. ?
Praise geezus !.
48thRonin comments on Dec 27, 2018:
I only wish that they’d do chocolate crucifixes ? But with a licorice Jesus because he should chewy and a little hard to swallow.?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 27, 2018:
@maturin1919 Tom Waits song Chocolate Jesus. Kneel at the church of confection.
WWPT.
48thRonin comments on Dec 27, 2018:
Oh People Eating Tasty Animals! I stopped giving two shits about what they thought when they announced that all pit bull terriers should be eradicated. But I do invite them to all of the cook out competitions in the lower 48 each year.?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 27, 2018:
If PETA had its way, the reality is that domestic farm animals would go extinct. Do you know any vegan types that eat eggs? Tell them, and they can look it up, that egg laying chickens are killed sooner (cheap canned meat and animal food) than fat roaster chickens.
WWPT.
hippydog comments on Dec 27, 2018:
As to free will.. I was listening to a podcast that was talking about modern psychology/philosophy.. One person made the case that actual free will is almost nonexistent. Past my smart level but interesting..
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 27, 2018:
Read William Glasser and Reality Therapy. He is dead now. I met the man in an all day seminar, ling ago. My last, full time, gig, used reality therapy which relies on choice and making a decision. Basically, everyone makes choices; it is up to the individual what choice is made; reality therapy instructs the subject, so to speak, (in my case adjudicated youth) to make the best decision.
Anyone else have a problem with the President "procedural" accident in releasing SEAL names and ...
evidentialist comments on Dec 27, 2018:
Perhaps we're too ready to jump Trump. In this case it's true, because he didn't screw up on this business about the OPSEC thing. Oh, and credit where it is due: He did go to visit troops in a combat zone. We fussed at him because he hadn't. Now he has, so don't bitch. Was the trip for the ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 27, 2018:
Your response is a rational and quite probable answer,unlike other Trump or death types. Thank you for an answer worth reading. Signed, the poster and vet, who honestly didn't think of blaming anyone else other than the minister
Anyone else have a problem with the President "procedural" accident in releasing SEAL names and ...
Novelty comments on Dec 27, 2018:
He went to visit the troops because he was shamed into it, and even then he just did his same old rally shit that's become old and further proves his delusional narcissistic incompetence for the public job he has or his secret job as a Russian mob puppet. The man doesn't know shame though, but he's...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 27, 2018:
I figured the shame angle pushed him, after faux and fiends morning show talked up him being the first President since 2002 to not visit troops at Xmas time.
Anyone else have a problem with the President "procedural" accident in releasing SEAL names and ...
wordywalt comments on Dec 27, 2018:
The real problem is that Trump does not give a damn about anyone other than himself.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 27, 2018:
Can't argue with that. Saw some commentary this morning that tRump treated this visit not as a morale booster, but a campaign rally.
Daughters of foot doctor say he made Trump bone spurs diagnosis as 'favor' to Fred Trump: New York ...
Sgt_Spanky comments on Dec 26, 2018:
Fred Trump was a scumbag, his son, Donald is a scumbag, Donald's children are scumbags, if/when they have children of their own, their children will doubtless be scumbags. Clearly scumbaggery is passed down at the genetic level like eye and hair color.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 26, 2018:
@HippieChick58 something telling about narcissistic Cheetos Head: he won't led his grand kids call him anything old sounding - grandpa, etc. Instead they call him Donald. I would classify that as weird.
Run Mary run!!!
LiterateHiker comments on Dec 26, 2018:
Very funny! The myth of virgin birth. "I became an atheist in nursing school when I realized a woman cannot be turned into salt," my mother said dryly. Raised Catholic, Mom attended Catholic schools through college. She was hilarious. My mother died in 2008. I miss her every day.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 26, 2018:
An old myth. Way older than Jesus. Abraham's children loved plagiarism. And inventive tales.
Daughters of foot doctor say he made Trump bone spurs diagnosis as 'favor' to Fred Trump: New York ...
Gwendolyn2018 comments on Dec 26, 2018:
Was it Gomer Pyle who said, "Surprise! Surprise!"?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 26, 2018:
Well golly!
Using your own definition of "miracle", do you believe one or more ever happened?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2018:
Statistics and statistical anomalies is all. The odds of drawing a strait flush in poker is miraculous, but no one thinks so because it happens.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 26, 2018:
@WilliamFleming that would be eerie. And I cannot claim I have never experienced odd occurrences. I choose to hold to mathematics until otherwise proven. That night would have been a good night to have played the lottery (And not Shirley Jackson's)
Anyone like being watched??
RezZa comments on Dec 26, 2018:
If God were real I'd have met a man that can make me cum by now. XD
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 26, 2018:
@Dandewine she didn't say she hasn't cum, just that a man hasn't done it. Don't think like Ernest Hemingway.
Deep thoughts.
t1nick comments on Dec 25, 2018:
Read the writings about Lilith his first wife. Adam wasnt so perfect. Also when reading historical texts remember to read it with a prejudicial eye to the historical context. Their paradigm of the world was quite different than ours today. It doesnt invalidate their works, just puts a ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 25, 2018:
@Gwendolyn2018 for which Adam was a fool.
Good article if you are not feeling Christmas this year.
AncientNight comments on Dec 25, 2018:
The way that guy writes, it sounds like he's never been through the agony of losing someone close to him, which, means to me, that he's just another wanna-be shrink spewing out his blather. I really dislike those people that try to put rose colored glasses on the pain of being without the one I love...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 25, 2018:
I'm not sure he had on rose colored glasses, but I definitely caught his large, book for sale, ad at the article's end.
High-school-wrestler-forced-to-cut-dreadlocks-or-forfeit-match-by-new-jersey-referee
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2018:
I say flat out racist most likely. Having wrestled in 1970, but I'm white, I would say the ref may be culture blind (I'll give it a 2%). Anyway, I had long hair and had threats of cutting, but kept it tied. I also would be told it could be pulled, although pulling a short haired guy's hair was ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 24, 2018:
@maturin1919 I just read the rules for Florida - about the same As PIAA (Pennsylvania) if the hair was too long, he should have been given the option to use a cover. Most teams carry those and I've read nothing about that option being offered.
Flint is still without water because it's too expensive.
jerry99 comments on Dec 23, 2018:
Elon Musk keeps his word, pays for water filtration systems in Flint schools https://www.cnet.com/news/elon-musk-keeps-his-word-pays-for-water-filtration-systems-in-flint-schools/ Some people in Flint really need some hard time in prison.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 24, 2018:
@MsAl and the administration is going to weaken the EPA. The fucking EPA! I hope all the conservatives water sucks, but it is usually the poor that suffer. The EPA, started by Nixon. Even he could never be as biggus dickiss as tRump.
Unlike dogs they just ignore
Al-Bundy_59 comments on Dec 23, 2018:
My cat plays fetch and gets into thing for attention. He lays in my lap like a little kid and snuggles me, very comforting. My best friend.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 23, 2018:
I had a cat that, when I was home, had to be with me at all times. Mostly liked to sit on my shoulder and stare at my face.
Sunday funny
kltuckmn comments on Dec 23, 2018:
There’s several here in the US. Take one ( or all) please.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 23, 2018:
@Elganned that was my first thought
I want to be a bit provocative. So here goes: "If I wasn't married..." finish the quote.
Sticks48 comments on Dec 23, 2018:
I am not married, but under the right circumstances, I would be open to marriage again.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 23, 2018:
Yeah. After nearly a decade, I've met a woman with whom I could tie the knot again . Met her here.
Sunday funny
kltuckmn comments on Dec 23, 2018:
There’s several here in the US. Take one ( or all) please.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 23, 2018:
Aim for a red state.
General Motors CEO Collects $22 Million Salary While Cutting 15,000 Jobs
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2018:
You must be some kind of commie socialist to complain about the Amerikan system of feudal lords. In Japan, another quite capitalist system, this wouldn't happen. There, during bad times the first to take pay cuts are management.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 23, 2018:
@GipsyOfNewSpain I was being sarcastic. Feudal lords?
Has anyone (besides me) found that many supervisors are not informed on ethics and counseling best ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2018:
To the max, in most professions. So glad the law changed for mandatory reporters - years ago I reported a sex offense from a teacher to a student (I left teaching ten years ago for social work). Anyway, the boss yelled at me until I told him to shut up and walked out, reminding him i was following...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 22, 2018:
@K8TE in the end, he fid take action and the perp was gone from school the next day. Needless to say it left me with a bad taste in my mouth. I guarantee I told the truth (I would have anyway) when questioned for the lawsuit, which went on for years (the girl was a sophomore in high school in my son's class. The suit settled the first year my son was teaching college with his PHD) BTW, the guy got 5 years.
The sex 'binary'. [sapiens.org]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2018:
As Trump pushes the US back to the dark ages, the Olympics have made "some" progress. One female sprinter, with a differing genetic "defect" showing her more male has been allowed to continue to compete. Side note for trivia night: only person since testing was first done, first by sight and ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 22, 2018:
@dahermit my mistake it was Ann. My mind does forgetful fact checks sometimes. My bad. Thanks. I accept criticism.
I like to experiment with baking, I’m looking for some inspiration for making a new recipe.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2018:
Chocolate bread.......... pretty good. There are recipes, I just mixed up my levened dough and added extra sugar and cocoa. I still mix by hand. My 37 year old son says I embarrass him when I use latex gloves. My drop from real old school.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 22, 2018:
@Giomar I sent some last year to my daughter. She gave it a rating of yummy. I just happen to have some in the oven now. Added some cinnamon with the cocoa for my cinnamon freak son. It's genetic I hear
Year one Maury
SkotlandSkye comments on Dec 22, 2018:
Actually, he probably was....and agreed to the “lie” so she would not be put to death for getting knocked up out of wedlock. If it wasn’t his, he would have declined to marry her.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 22, 2018:
"If" any of the participants, so to speak, were real, you have an extremely valid argument. Of course, Maury is real.
U.S. Child Gun Deaths: Firearms Are Second Biggest Killer in America
Detritus comments on Dec 21, 2018:
I actually know people with a 10 year old who keep a loaded . 45 auto on their bedside table. The kids “won’t touch it because we told them not to.” I hope they get away with it because I like their kids. I have tried to find data to show how much more likely that gun is to kill one of their ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 22, 2018:
Fools. That 10 year old will be a hormone filled pre teen, then teen one day.
“Fascism should more properly be called corporatism, since it is the merger of state and corporate...
Elganned comments on Dec 21, 2018:
Corporations only exist capitalist, free-market economies. They are artificial entities created to limit the liability of shareholders in the event something goes wrong. Let's call fascism what it is: dictatorship.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 21, 2018:
And remember, here in the the States a corporation is an individual with, rights, more than a human since they can't go to jail
Military Tribunals
Deb57 comments on Dec 21, 2018:
Oh, what are those ornery lizard people up to now?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 21, 2018:
They've united with the Nazis.
Trying to select a good January adventure. I'm voting for Antarctica.
hankster comments on Dec 21, 2018:
mongolia.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 21, 2018:
The nicer more beautiful areas are wary of outsiders and the cities are great, if you go in for old Soviet style architecture.
Trying to select a good January adventure. I'm voting for Antarctica.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Dec 21, 2018:
I was thinking Australia myself..
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 21, 2018:
@bigpawbullets snakes or spiders galore.
Has it occurred to any of my fellow site members that Trump's actions to pull our troops out of ...
Jolanta comments on Dec 21, 2018:
What makes you think that the Russians are going to wipe out the Kurds? I think it is good that the US leaves Syria. They have no business being there in the first place.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 21, 2018:
It wont be the Russians. It will be the Turks mostly. The Kurds need also fear the Syrian Army with their Iranian military support. Remember that Turkey, Iran, Iraq, and Syria have all suppressed and at times used military forces, etc to go after the Kurds. History speaks loudly here, with another large group chopped up amongst other "countries" created by the British and French after WWI.
Just in time for holiday shopping...
242Foxtrot comments on Dec 20, 2018:
I want one. (Can you get through TSA with that? How about with pre-Check?)
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 20, 2018:
Possibly without the stones. Wear it like a necklace.
Hey there good lookin'
ronin73 comments on Dec 20, 2018:
Yeah, but did he need pills to get there?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 20, 2018:
Marrow injections - as in animal marrow and a bone needle
I've been ghosted after 4 dates by a guy I met on another site.
VictoriaNotes comments on Dec 20, 2018:
*He initiated saying 'i love you and I want to see you more often'.* He sounds rather immature.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 20, 2018:
@Heidi68 that's exactly what I thought. Sure, one can feel infatuated in four dates, but love? Sure, maybe you end up together, blah, blah love at first sight story, but saying I love you after only four dates is a real warning sign.
Isn't his the truth of how things are working here in the U.S.?
KKGator comments on Dec 20, 2018:
Only if the "billionaire" is 45. There are others who don't operate that way.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 20, 2018:
Some, not enough. Nor, not the majority.
Happy Holidays!
Bierbasstard comments on Dec 20, 2018:
Just think how different the world would be had he succeeded.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 20, 2018:
Nothing would have changed. He didn't exist. No historical evidence to support any of it. Herod died in 4bc, no taxes/go home census, etc, etc. Romans kept great notes. A dozen other similar stories floating around from Egypt to East Asia.
I want to write a poem today, but I feel kinda empty
Spinliesel comments on Dec 20, 2018:
William Stafford recommended that you just sit in front of the keyboard every day and start typing whatever comes to mind. After a while something will happen. And read a lot of poetry,
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 20, 2018:
Stafford was excellent. I met Creely in Japan in 79. A chance meeting. And one of my old profs, when being honored herself, introduced me to Alice Walker. What a highlight, to stand on stage with such an icon. My students, whom I had taken to the speech, ceremony, teased me later about my shit eating grin. In 83, I obtained Denise Levertov's phone number, but i never had the courage, or moxy, or desire to interfere, so I never called it.
Here are 11 kinds of Bible verses Christians love to ignore | Alternet
A2Jennifer comments on Dec 19, 2018:
And that’s like, all of them, right? Or all except the ones that serve their own selfish needs.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 20, 2018:
It would make s good Outer Limits episode. A secular Star Trekian world meets another race that promises so much. At the end, as the main scientist climbs onto the space ship, someone screams "it's to serve their own selfish needs, a religion."
If, for one day, you could be an imaginary character or creature for real, with their powers who or ...
KissedbySun comments on Dec 20, 2018:
Spider-man. Swinging through the city looks like a total blast! Wheee!
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 20, 2018:
My hero
If, for one day, you could be an imaginary character or creature for real, with their powers who or ...
maturin1919 comments on Dec 20, 2018:
Batman.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 20, 2018:
The old saying: Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, then be Batman.
If, for one day, you could be an imaginary character or creature for real, with their powers who or ...
gsiamne comments on Dec 20, 2018:
Mr. Fantastic from the Fantastic Four!
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 20, 2018:
Loved him as a kid
OOOPPPPPSSSS . . . . . Something god CAN'T do . . .
ronin73 comments on Dec 19, 2018:
Almighty counterfeiting would still be illegal, wouldn't it?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 19, 2018:
@Elganned just remember he needed a starship in Star Trek V (The worst ST bar none)
Here are 11 kinds of Bible verses Christians love to ignore | Alternet
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2018:
The not eating certain water animals in Leviticus should cover beaver, but the Catholic Church issued a dispensation for Catholics in the Americas to eat them and muscrats because the lent probation of meat allows animals that swim in the water. To this day, during Lent, especially in Louisiana and...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 19, 2018:
@mikebeed ok. That kind I've had. Chewed but didn't swallow.
I wonder who came up with this idea
NoMagicCookie comments on Dec 19, 2018:
It's worse then you think. Rather sure there is a service that takes molds for the chocolates so you can eat your partner's anus as chocolate. https://www.elitedaily.com/news/world/edible-anus-chocolate-butthole-mold/932939
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 19, 2018:
Ooh. Ugly thought.
This is happening in New Jersey. This is communism/nazism
Carin comments on Dec 19, 2018:
You can try to verify stuff like this with Snopes--or just google "New Jersey Guns Confiscated" & see if anything from a recognizable news source comes up. What you are showing doesn't really have any validity...just sort of a graphic.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 19, 2018:
That is just too easy. Look at the "photo's" origin, Zerohedge.com. You need look no farther for a notorious "news" site.
OOOPPPPPSSSS . . . . . Something god CAN'T do . . .
ronin73 comments on Dec 19, 2018:
Almighty counterfeiting would still be illegal, wouldn't it?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 19, 2018:
He could make gold and silver and rare metals just appear on the back yard of all churches.
The administration is proposing cutting benifits for disabled and unemployed veterans.
callmedubious comments on Dec 18, 2018:
Wait until they cut vets pensions. Then there will be hell to pay.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 18, 2018:
It would be nice to think so but too many sheeple anymore. They tried that after WWI and veterans marched on and camped in DC.
Marriage according to the Buybull
Donna_I comments on Dec 18, 2018:
no polyandry?....hum.?.. I wonder why? ?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 18, 2018:
Never made it into the Mideast. Parts of Africa and Asia, still happening in a farming area in West Central China.
From the horses mouth. [rt.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2018:
I hope you are being sarcastic. Russian "news" as a source. Yes, I'm pretty damn liberal, but in the military I kept track of Soviet propaganda. Anyone quoting that drivel as fact is a comrade of the first order. The same people who led in the cold war made billions are now still in charge. ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 18, 2018:
@powder well wake up and smell the roses. As I said, same guys from Soviet Russia back in charge. That's the main trouble in America, too short sighted, willing to sell out for a promise, and no real knowledge of the world and its interplay. Might as well go back to church and join the opiated minions (And yes, the Marx reference was meant, if you got it)
The administration is proposing cutting benifits for disabled and unemployed veterans.
hippydog comments on Dec 18, 2018:
** Awaits a reply from a conservative vet ...**
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 18, 2018:
Yep. And as a vet, I wonder how any can support this.
From the horses mouth. [rt.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2018:
I hope you are being sarcastic. Russian "news" as a source. Yes, I'm pretty damn liberal, but in the military I kept track of Soviet propaganda. Anyone quoting that drivel as fact is a comrade of the first order. The same people who led in the cold war made billions are now still in charge. ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 18, 2018:
@powder YES. I'll be open to other sources but not Pravda light. Sorry comrade, I spent my formative years as a Cold Warrior. What did you do?
My Plans for a Cryptic New Year Passing were Destroyed.
Jolanta comments on Dec 18, 2018:
I think that secretly you are fine with it.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 18, 2018:
I've read gypsieofnewspain before, I don't think so. Hard not seeing your kids, holidays or not, when you have plans.
Do you think the Confederacy felt they ever had a chance of winning the Civil War?
DoctorJohn comments on Dec 18, 2018:
Pretty obviously you don't start a war unless you think you are going to win it. However as a casual observer it seems to me that the South's strategy was all wrong. They didn't need to win, they only needed to not loose. Not loosing would have been best achieved by fighting a defensive war. ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 18, 2018:
Not so obvious. The Confederacy never expected a win. They were fighting for a stalemate and then some sort of negotiations (for some independence, for many reunification with slavery) Many Texas lawmakers, especially, knew the cost of going it alone.
The administration is proposing cutting benifits for disabled and unemployed veterans.
DoctoralZombie comments on Dec 18, 2018:
Anyone..... I bet you don't get an answer.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 18, 2018:
Not so far. I expect not.
Who would agree that 45 is insane.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2018:
I believe he is a dangerous narcissist and probably has psychopathic tendencies. I do not, and since leaving teaching more than ten years ago I have worked in mental health and social work, think he is legally insane. He understands reality, he just wants to control as much of it as possible. He ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 18, 2018:
@Shelton ironically society has areas of need for people who are psychopaths, as long as they hold a self managed moral code.
"The little Lord Jesus, no crying he makes.
godef comments on Dec 18, 2018:
Don't force her.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 18, 2018:
Oh....but I do love bad puns.
Fuhrer tRump was invited back to Paris.
Marionville comments on Dec 16, 2018:
They haven’t used the guillotine since 1977. It was abolished in 1981 and now France like all other European countries does not have capital punishment. I believe the USA is one of the few remaining supposedly civilised countries who still execute their citizens.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 16, 2018:
Also, with the advent of prisons for profit we have the highest incarceration rates of all democratic nations.
This is an end of the year where people are generally distracted and the powers that be take ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2018:
All kinds of terrible bills get tacked on this time of year. Especially in a lame duck Congress.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 16, 2018:
@PenLOP yes it does. Republicans everywhere are trying to put in place apartheid rules so they can continue in power to rape the country for as long as possible. Even the old time, used to be moral at least, conservatives have gone over to the dark side.
Demonstrate your Christian faith???
Freespirit64 comments on Dec 16, 2018:
Im sure you're "taking this out of context"
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 16, 2018:
@Freespirit64 ok. Sounded pretty true. I wouldn't doubt it has happened somewhere in Appalachia.
Demonstrate your Christian faith???
Freespirit64 comments on Dec 16, 2018:
Im sure you're "taking this out of context"
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 16, 2018:
@WeaZ there are more than one. I saw a 60 minutes on a guy who catches rattlesnakes for pay. He was about to lose most of his income as West Virginia banned the catching and selling of the snakes, but not the dancing.
Demonstrate your Christian faith???
Freespirit64 comments on Dec 16, 2018:
Im sure you're "taking this out of context"
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 16, 2018:
No, there are sects that drink stycnine (usually watered down for the survivors) and, of course, those that dance with vipers, another bible quote. (Odd, funny thing just happened - My word correct changed vipers to bikers, what an image that would be)
Some folks are just plain lazy.
48thRonin comments on Dec 14, 2018:
Beautiful ?????? Had a woman in Richmond who was panhandling a couple of years ago decline some Gatorade on a 100 degree day and demanded money instead. The couple said that she needed to get of the heat and hydrate since they were EMT’s they felt like she could be in danger. She then ran ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 15, 2018:
Those things do happen. Seen them myself. But it is the rarity. Many homeless don't beg. In Los Angeles alone there are 90000 homeless people. Quite a few homeless even work. This country is screwed up and getting worse. I've worked with homeless vets. And now I work with after school autistic kids, and some are homeless.
I made many mistakes today.
Bendog comments on Dec 14, 2018:
Owww! I know what that is like. I'm recovering feeling in my feet after two years. I seemed to have damaged my back. Pink pliers?.....That's the problem.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 15, 2018:
@LadyAlyxandrea I got that tool set for my daughter at 16. A few years ago she and her roomie got a duplex.....and bought a mower.... She had to put it together. When she was 14 i had her and her two older brothers put a radiator in an old sports car I bought. They did well. When i asked her what she learned, working with her brothers, she pointed to two items under the hood and said, "that's a son-of-a-bitch and that's a motherfucker."
TRump.. Take note
Renickulous comments on Dec 13, 2018:
The Indians didn't have laws that prohibit undocumented immigration
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 13, 2018:
@Renickulous the wall is a boondoggle, an expensive, and basically useless waste if resources that won't work. Trump is using it on voters who dont or won't understand.
TRump.. Take note
Renickulous comments on Dec 13, 2018:
The Indians didn't have laws that prohibit undocumented immigration
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 13, 2018:
@Renickulous the wall is an exoendive boondoggle which trump uses to ehip up the base. The Obama administration put forth s comprehensive bill thstvwould havevexpsnded fencing, drone coverage, and electronic monitoring of movement along The border, and, mist importantly, added 38000 new border agents. The republicans nixed it. Also, remember that Obama's nickname was deporter In chief. Trump is just starting to catch up In numbers, mostly with the low hanging fruit or so called good guy grandmother types. The majority of illegal aliens come here on hb1 and student visas then don't leave. All 911 terrorists came that way. 16 Saudis. Businesses, like Trump hotels. Don't want to stop this as it saves them money. And colleges get full tuition up front. Humanitarian refugees take two years to get accepted. No one wishing to do damage waits thatvkong, especially when they are well funded (mostly from Wahhabbies, but that his another rant against our bestest friends the Saudis)
The right path
The-Krzyz comments on Dec 13, 2018:
On the go with your cubs? Don’t forget to bring a light snack!
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 13, 2018:
I thought the same thing. I've studied human linguistics and the few cases of humans living with animals. Never read of any lions. At least one, maybe three tigers in India. Tiger females are more solitary than lionesses. Of course some wolves, pack animals. Some smaller monkeys have tolersted and even helped slightly older children. Never any great apes. Chimps are cannibals.
Can you believe these utter Assholes?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2018:
These real dangers of Trump's policies are coming to fruition. As if only gay people get AIDS. Tell that to an entire generation of Africans.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 13, 2018:
@hello87 all I have for that is WTF. not real. Call any doctor. Check centers for disease, etc. We deal with science here, go to some holy roller for fuck place. Sorry, but that is more stupid than arguing against climate change. So, just what is AIDS? Please enlighten us, the uninformed.
TRump.. Take note
Renickulous comments on Dec 13, 2018:
The Indians didn't have laws that prohibit undocumented immigration
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 13, 2018:
Not written, but still. Look at the Iroquois confederation - a series of protective laws for a group if five later six nations and it did include encroachment from outsiders.
They don't make it into The Guinnes World Records either.... That's reality!!!
48thRonin comments on Dec 11, 2018:
Well I’ve met a few that claimed that they were so I guess that making false claims is a trait then. ?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 12, 2018:
@Elganned technically only your mother had to. Sorry.
Isn't it Ironic?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:
Congrats. I joined to read and share dome interesting thoughts. Never expected to find the "L" word after 7 years, especially near by in this "atheist and agnostic " forsaken place.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 12, 2018:
@Dandewine being alone. Met someone here after only a few months
I have 10 or 12 people to interview for the Chief of Staff position.
Bierbasstard comments on Dec 12, 2018:
Were the Three Stooges already busy?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 12, 2018:
They are already on staff.
I love grapes!
CaroleKay comments on Dec 12, 2018:
There are no rules for boobie grapes.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 12, 2018:
@Sticks48 get a room. Lol.
How many of you have done voluntary community work?
chalupacabre comments on Dec 12, 2018:
When I was on active duty, I volunteered in a program called Partners in Education, helping school kids with reading and math. Helped me to see how schools were changing how they presented material.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 12, 2018:
One of my regrets from on active duty, as I volunteer for many things since then, was not going to paint at an orphanage in Korea. My fear of leprosy kept me away. A better understanding, now, of the disease wouldn't prevent me now.
How many of you have done voluntary community work?
Donotbelieve comments on Dec 12, 2018:
I have. I took my kids along, as well.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 12, 2018:
My kids actually liked feeding people at a shelter some xmases.
Sometimes nothing ever changes
273kelvin comments on Dec 12, 2018:
They did a survey on the most taxed village in medieval England. Worked out how many days it took before they were working for themselves. As it happens there now is a Mercedes plant there, where people are on good wages. The modern workers took twice as long before they were free of taxes.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 12, 2018:
And people have less days off every year than in medieval times. Those days off the people were required to attend church and do as the priests requested.
They don't make it into The Guinnes World Records either.... That's reality!!!
48thRonin comments on Dec 11, 2018:
Well I’ve met a few that claimed that they were so I guess that making false claims is a trait then. ?
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 11, 2018:
There is an old joke about all Irish mothers
( Reuters). And I’ll just leave this here
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2018:
That is how it should be. Those who want to control women's health and body's fail to realize that by cutting back on birth control they damage the health of women and (Look it up) actually bring on more abortions.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 10, 2018:
@48thRonin not in the biblical sense.
( Reuters). And I’ll just leave this here
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2018:
That is how it should be. Those who want to control women's health and body's fail to realize that by cutting back on birth control they damage the health of women and (Look it up) actually bring on more abortions.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 10, 2018:
@48thRonin knowing you, the point was not missed. It was ignored.
Do Civilisations Survive?
RiverRick comments on Dec 10, 2018:
Unless Earth is swallowed by a rouge black hole... I don't see any way that our civilization completely ever dies out. We will have natural and man made bottlenecks that wipe out up to 90% (which is what we need now!) but, like cockroaches.... Humans will survive in some form. EDIT - Or evolve ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 10, 2018:
Unless we head for the stars, assuming we don't expire sooner, we will die off when the sun dies, a given. If we survive all that, the universe will end, collapsing in upon itself. P.S. a recent study claims the end of humans will kill off most cockroaches as they have linked their species' survival so tightly to us. Something to smile about.
Rule 34 applies
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Back in 89 or 90, Scientific American did an article on dinosaurs that showed images if then having sex. I went to the library at the school in which I worked, I didn't know about the article, and asked where the new edition was as it should have come out. The librarian had it behind the desk and ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 9, 2018:
@OtherPatrick, @Kattywampus69 yes
Rule 34 applies
Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Back in 89 or 90, Scientific American did an article on dinosaurs that showed images if then having sex. I went to the library at the school in which I worked, I didn't know about the article, and asked where the new edition was as it should have come out. The librarian had it behind the desk and ...
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 9, 2018:
@OtherPatrick same species
Anyone else also feel this way?
Elganned comments on Dec 8, 2018:
And yet there has to be a certain amount of "raw material" for the hours of practice to work with. So luck does play a part, although not a deity. I could sing scales 8 hours a day for the rest of my life, but I will never be Luciano Pavarotti.
Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 8, 2018:
Luck? Or genetics? Or conditions in life, ie Chinese people have a higher percentage of people with perfect pitch, most likely because they speak a tonal language.
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