Too short Ha Ha Ha!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I would send that to my sister, ten inches smaller than I am, but she hasn't talked to me in about twenty years.

Masks for sale

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 4, 2020:

An eight cylinder one would cover more

Just me or you too

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 4, 2020:

"I saw a Dead Head sticker on a Caddilac."

More memes....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Love em. Stealinggggggggggggg.

Trump says he has COVID-19. Is it a stunt?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 3, 2020:

Some of his followers say he was "given" Covid by the DC docs.

Do not wish death upon anyone anytime anywhere for any circumstance.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Wishing and praying have absolutely no effect on anything. Maybe, if doing so will bring you a guilty feeling, then don't do it for your own health; but, doing so has no Karmic retribution, so to speak.

Time for the cure!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 2, 2020:

He most likely got it from Hope Hicks. I've been naming her Fourth Wife in Waiting for a while.

Another look at science today

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 1, 2020:

He doesn't seem to float her boat.

This is M.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 30, 2020:

The president calls soldiers losers, so why should the fake patriots respond any differently.

Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. Which one are you?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 29, 2020:

Sometimes I shit on myself.

REALLY, now, this could explain everything.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 29, 2020:

We are a simulation sitting on a closet shelf of an alien 7th grader who finished third at the science fair.

More Takeaways From the Trump NY Times Tax Return Bombshell Experts say the IRS may scrutinize ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 29, 2020:

"Lock Him Up'"

Here’s a thought for ya.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 28, 2020:

I think such stuff after a lot of weed.

Former tRump campaign manager threatens to kill self, SWAT standoff: [theguardian.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 28, 2020:

A SWAT team; WTF did he say? Another waste of police money - especially since they were most likely under orders to NOT fire.

No caption necessary

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 28, 2020:

Very true most likely.

Hundreds Turn Out in Portland for Proud Boys Rally Hundreds of extremist, right-wing, white ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 27, 2020:

A couple days ago, they said thousands would show up.

Nothing suprises me now

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Being fired from a castle full of little, French men.

Just for Karen's look at the company

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 26, 2020:

A common Karen ailment

Trump Refuses to Commit to Peaceful Transition of Power When pressed by a reporter, President ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 24, 2020:

He has mafe an admission that he plans on never leaving

Right-Wing Pastor Says His Prayers Killed Ruth Bader Ginsburg | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Asses will be asses. My prayers made him syphiletic.

Finland Deploying Coronavirus-Sniffing Dogs at Helsinki Airport Finland is in the process of ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 22, 2020:

The Russians have bomb sniffers that are an 1/8 Jackal.

Preacher: Ruth Bader Ginsburg “Did Not Know Christ” So She’s Probably in Hell | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Why not bitch about tRump then? Fucking hypocrites.

Makes sense to me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Dr. Who could use that as a plot.

Under GOP Pressure, U.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 21, 2020:

As they also stopped paying for Catholic services on some bases. So, not only asshole, but evangelical asshole. Not that Catholics can't be asses - they are.

Dear Loyalists [reddit.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 21, 2020:

If a hard border returns, so will the violence.

Which is the more violent holy book?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 19, 2020:

The bibly is by far more explicitly violent.

For the political savvy ones here, any ideas on how to block the GOP from replacing RGB before the ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 19, 2020:

Or,is the Turtle using this as a save the Collins in Maine? I doubt it, but it is thought.

I pledge allegiance to the people of the United States of America, and to the democracy of which we...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 18, 2020:

That would be a better pledge.

How Atheist Eat Babies! [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Only Irish Catholic babies.

In honor of Lucy and I going back to the DMV for the THIRD time.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Again, very good. 👍👍👍👍👍

I usually agree with most of what this guy says but I'm not so sure about what he's saying here.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 16, 2020:

The whole Santa thing..... I wish I hadn't done it, or done it more like some friends who had Santa only bring one gift. The Santa thing bothers me mostly because of its classism and materialism.

Some images of Christianity: The last one is really true.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 16, 2020:

"Find hymn 34 on Google"

Knock, Knock.... Do you have any in your life? [thoughtco.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 15, 2020:

I was in military intelligence.

C'mon, get off the Internet. I wanna make a tel, call! 😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Had two phone lines back then. One was the kids/internet line.

A team of evangelical Christian explorers claim they've found the remains of Noah's ark beneath snow...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 15, 2020:

They found a large unknown wooden structure on the mountain decades ago - dating put it at the late Middle ages. Anything found, if in anyway real, will prove out to be built by more modern humans. My bet - current evangelicals- HOAX.

The fight to keep the arts free in Hungary: [theguardian.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 15, 2020:

The world has forgotten its past and began to embrace the right wing in many places.

Just when you think that the lunacy can't get any worse: missing mass over Covid 19 is a "grave ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 14, 2020:

All about the money. Fuck them all.

Social media fuels fires of conspiracy theories in Oregon: [theguardian.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 14, 2020:

People have allowed their stupid genes to control them

Who's going?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Not me. I really enjoy Isolation, but I've had enough to fill me for a while.

Politicians are like this!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 13, 2020:

The witch running for senator in Arizona asked for money by asking people to go without a meal and sending her the cash.

Great answer by student but not the answers the teacher wants 😅

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 13, 2020:

In what class would that be asked?

Doctor: My friend, the results of your tests are back, your decease is totally spread inside your ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 12, 2020:

That pins it correctly. A doctor would be sued. Maybe a class action lawsuit against the orange Menace is warranted

Who do these teachers think they are

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 11, 2020:

I think I've taught that kid.

One of the great mysteries to people who use the space between their ears for thinking is why do ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 11, 2020:

There are some who are trying to speed up armageddon. A wealthy evangelical group in Texas was trying to breed a pure red bull in Israel back in the 90's. Apparently one of the needed signs.

Defining RELIGION is more tricky.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 10, 2020:

Pretty much sums it up.

I vote for DJ Twatwaffle

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 10, 2020:

Orange Menace featuring Kanye West

South Korea’s Christians losing faith amid coronavirus outbreaks linked to churches, pastors say

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 9, 2020:

South Korean xtions are crazy and harsh. I had a student come from there after suffering a year at one of their supposed better schools. His Korean parents sent him to the US, with his American cousin after his horrid experience. He detested, loathed, hated christianity after his experience.

Do you think the Amish be should not required to wear masks do there belief system?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 9, 2020:

The Amish have no religious mandate against mask that I am aware of. What state? What bishop? As @barjoe says, in Lancaster they are certainly wearing them at their businesses and when at other businesses. Idea - start taking their pictures - that they have a mandate against in their religious beliefs.

[rawstory.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 9, 2020:

Even the tRump has shown that he is willing to dump this one. I like the guillotine idea - many others to add to the list.

I WILL NOT BE LED - NAZARETH - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 9, 2020:

I saw them. The singer had hurt his back and sat on a stool, while drinking heavily from a bottle of Cutty Sark. I thought, "that's how he gets that voice"

Do you think these people have the slightest clue what they're singing about in this "modern ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 9, 2020:

Maybe the boss didn't, but some of the low key folks were just there for a paycheck and airtime and Ill bet many knew.

[youtube.com] Your Wildest Dreams The Moody Blues

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I always enjoyed their music. Still do.

2020 is a tough year

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Does evoke that image.

Life saving bloob

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Maybe blood from a boob?

There does appear to be irony in this

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I agree.

Does the evidence for reincarnation prove (at least some kind of) 'god' exists?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Where does your evidence came from? Songs, like Age of Aquarius? There is no evidence. Easily disproved psuedo science? Nope.

[msnbc.com] Accused of denigrating military service Trump's response falls short -5 excuses. LOL.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 8, 2020:

He continues to do so. One of his new things is blaming the military for being at war - the man, or bloated whale, really has no idea of how the constitution works.

As I was saying....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Just watch out for the poachers

Detroit police chief defends 'necessary' force when protesters aren't peaceful

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 7, 2020:

Most of the violence has occurred only after the cop thugs start pushing and inciting violence.

Dave Daubenmire: Refusing to Serve Me Because I Won’t Wear a Mask is Like Racism | Beth ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 7, 2020:

By that logic, no one needs to wear shirts or shoes, or underwear any more. It is quite simply a racist way of playing a white privilege asswipe by putting on the whiney voice and neglecting to note what racism really is.

No way I am going to forget Buddy Holly's birthday today! He was the singer who provided the ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 7, 2020:

I knew of Buddy growing up, of course. He died when I was 2. That said, I was really introduced to him as a HS junior by an old friend.

For me it's not whether biden is better than tRump, it's whether someone has the policy positions ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 7, 2020:

I will just ask: how big of a hole are you willing to dig out of? Another 4 years of tRump will entrench more judges and more black of regulation across the board.

My girlfreind and I went to dinner with friends.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 7, 2020:

The majority of evangelicals have NO real knowledge of bibly history. (Not the stories in it, but its making). I had one go away shit when I told them the trinity was decided by a council, actually more than one. He was all pissy and near livid saying shit, no, I was wrong it was in the bibly and then he quoted one of the verses used by the men who decided on the trinity as xtion tenet. History and science is not their foray.

DHS to Label White Supremacists as the Most Lethal Threat to US A new report says the ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 6, 2020:

34% in poverty and 40% food needy. The country is ripe for a blow up.

A PA District is Letting Christians Preach to Kids at a Remote Learning Site | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Being from PA, I'm not surprised. As James Carvell once said, "Pennsylvania, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh on either end, and Alabama in between."

Could be your problem.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 6, 2020:

The truest statement.

The trump boat parade in Texas

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Twitter trumpies are claiming it was caused by agitators (you can't make this shit up - boy, they can). Some claim holes were put in a couple boats (like, duh, flip over and hit another boat).

Yup never work

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 6, 2020:

So perfect.

Hi all, just got back from my holiday and I find we’ve had a few new members who’ve joined in my...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 5, 2020:

Welcome back, hope you had an enjoyable time.

Trump’s comments about the military confirmed, even in clips on Fox News.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 5, 2020:

He has been dishonoring veterans at least since the 90's when he led a lawsuit to stop disabled vets from running food stands in. Manhattan because it didn't look nice.

Can you relate ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 5, 2020:

People pay good money to look like that.

Scary isn't it

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 4, 2020:

The lost Spice Girl.

God's loophole

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 3, 2020:

Wholey loopy.

Rosie · Jackson Browne [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 3, 2020:

One of his best, to me.

Strange Way · Firefall [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 3, 2020:

I remember them.

Speaking of camels.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 3, 2020:

An oldie, but goodie.

Billy Preston - I'm Never Gonna Say Goodbye [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 2, 2020:

The Fifth Beatle. Great musician except for the awful Sgt. Pepper's movie.

Isn’t it ironic?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Yes, it is ironic, don't ya think?

Yes i will

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 2, 2020:

If only. I am rooting for him.

A Saudi Prince's Attempt to Silence Critics on Twitter An ongoing investigation reveals how ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Saudi Arabia is run by adherents of Wahabbism, their Islamic form of evangelicalism. It has spawned the Taliban, Daesh, El Shabob, and numerous others. The US supports these guys, who paid for the 911 attack, while demonizing other groups that are not near as dangerous.

FTR, I find this new trend to of articles to dismiss the statistic that blacks are killed at higher ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 2, 2020:

The racists are spreading disinformation in order to feel alright about their own actions and to continue their control.

Assorted what-nots . . . .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Very good. Shaft!

Yes need safe word

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 1, 2020:

Well fuck me wasn't it.

Make All Your Arguments Win-Win: [npr.org]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 1, 2020:

It is a good way.

45 years ago I saw Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run released.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 1, 2020:

I saw him I'm San Diego back in the late 70's. Great show. He did a little over 2 hours, took a break, and came back for nearly another 2 hours. No other bands, just him and E Street.

I apologize if something like this has been posted already, but with the election coming up in less ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 1, 2020:

I just put out what I want to say and such is life. I'm past giving a shit about certain people's feelings.

Happens to me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 1, 2020:

And, the doorways

Grab on for your life. This is a golden opportunity.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 1, 2020:

Share that with the family

God Is Dead.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2020:

They found a way to make a buck. Harvard Divinity school isn't cheap, without a scholarship. Is Harvard still Unitarian, or simply unaffiliated?

Why pay for a stand when you have Lego 😅

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2020:

I fixed my son's television with legos - back in the mid 2000's. He just couldn't move it, but it kept working.

God sneezed?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2020:

Those tardibears (sp) have survived in a vacuum as well. I don't know how things got started, but it wasn't any of mankind's gods or godesses. So, no abrahanic shit as well.

Do It Again · Steely Dan [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2020:

Had that album, pre divorce. 😁😁

Just some weird ones I found

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2020:

I know that work environment.

Polish bishops call for "clinics to help LGBT people regain natural sexual orientation"

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2020:

Poland, the only country, that while in the Warsaw Pact, had priests in their military. No surprise they are more fascist than most.

Oops caught

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2020:

I'm pretty sure that if anyone ever opens up an old friend's urn, the joint placed in there is still there.

God, just your brain making shit up and then pretending to believe in it when it suits you.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2020:

Not a joke - a means to control and dominate average humans.

OK, Solve this puzzle:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2020:

Presidents, or top leaders? India, for example, like a number of nations (Russia included) has a Prime Minister and a President. Or, is it a trick question with the answer being the US, the answers being piecemealed together from numerous and questionable sources?

What do you think? Who is Dr. Antony Flew? [baileylineroad.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 30, 2020:

"There is more and more evidence....." And what, author of said piece would any of that be. A little name dropping or citations wouldn't get you lumped into the "some people say" category of bullshit.

Elon Musk’s Neuralink Unveils Pigs with Computer Chips in Their Brains Tesla and SpaceX ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 30, 2020:

Musk's dream world is all interconnected humans who can be manipulated.

ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK - MURRAY HEAD I had been to Bangkok for a few days, then this song hit the ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 30, 2020:

I saw Thailand in the late 70's. My daughter lived there as an exchange student in the mid 2000's. Great place. Too bad the old King is dead.