proclaiming thou vessels around ........

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2019:

And just why do we need to discuss a christian hymn with no reference or question or pointed opinion for a starting point. Swing low sweet chariot. WTF?

No context. Just happy everything is working.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Oh damn, dropped the soap again.

If it's that easy..

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2019:

He doesn't eat veggies anyway.

The local Baptist minister just rang my doorbell offering me a pamplet for the upcoming celebration ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2019:

The JW's haven't stopped by since I put a plastic Spider-Man in the front door window. A real hero.

Serious question today for the Debaters.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2019:

I like Joe, but the whole inappropriate thing won't work for a Dem - only repukes can rape and pillage with impunity, while Dems can't even look sideways at someone.

I'm pregnant! ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Start piling them on: my vasectomy failed and at 63 I'm to be a father again.

Well I never, have you??

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Nope, but I remember soap that wore away to a toy inside.

Put a sock in it????

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2019:

You may need the other one to soak up your blood.

My father was in the navy in WWII.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2019:

That makes perfect sense. First, glad you are safe, second, my condolences on your loss. Most of my military stuff got sold in divorce, at least your dad got to pass his stuff on to you; I'm happy my son acquired some of my stuff.

Must see movie of the year..Breakthrough. I just can’t wait until it hits theaters....or not...?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Based on a true story - science says a near frozen body's cells and brain have a better chance of survival. Medicine and science and the elements of chance combined to save the kid - including his youth, which would have been a plus. No god intervened.

True romance?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Classic from the Soviet era - honey pot girl.

Living the illuminated life

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Not so much any more. With age comes..... Not wisdom, but realization that one does their best, continues to expand their knowledge and to let go of any fatiguing or nagging remembrances that could cause upset.

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Slut is an ugly term - woman or even man. How is there a difference between experienced and slut?

[nbcnews.com] Trump threatens potential border closing next week - WTF!!!!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Closing trade, again a great and wonderful idea - does he know where most winter veggies come from?

[yahoo.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2019:

That's all tRump wants around, lackies that give him support over everything else - Mussolini like.

Another example of Christian hypocrisy in the U.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Every time someone says Sharia law is evil, I agree, then tack on: in fact, ALL Abrahanic law is evil.

What is the primary difference between Atheists and Evangelists?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Perfect.

Birth control for the masochists

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Bad joke: A masochist and a sadist go out on a date. Both, especially the masochist, are on edge all evening. They have dinner, see a movie, and have drinks. As they reach the masochist's apartment door, the masochist can no longer contain themself. The frustrated masochist falls to the floor prostrate and begins to beg, "hit me, punch me, bite me, hurt me, please." To which the sadist replys, "No."

The Barr summary of the Mueller Report.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2019:

I dinged a kid for a wrong answer on a test for a Shakespeare play once. She said, that is what Cliff notes said. To which I replied, allow me to read from the play why your answer is incorrect......

Love the old automobiles, I enjoy going to the old car shows.?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Nice. When young, my friend had a dynamite 50 Ford pick-up (And 57 Chevy and 59 Ford cars). My first car was a 56 Ford Victoria - had just seen American Graffiti.

Softball season starts Friday night.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I used to coach girl's softball, middle school, that is already happening. Haven't played in years; pretty sure I could handle the slow pitch with some effort - too many leagues are churchified. Enjoy. Best wishes.

This is just one on a long list of grammatical grievances.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I seen-tense you to five years of hard labor.

@admin When a post is either reported or when one of your nuns delete it, why don't we get a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I would suggest allowing the poster the knowledge as to why it is deleted so the poster can reconfigure if it has something that goes against set regs like names or such. I, too, don't like censorship, but I understand following a set of rules, if they exist. I would hope such deletions don't start to occur over content, as we are all adults here, or something similar in an alien sort of way.

The Moody Blues Go Now 1965 [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Back in the Denny Laine era. Pre Wings, by a long time.

Homosexuality is unnatural... says a book where...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Unnatural? Yeah, right. Take a walk and observe nature. Study giraffes (fun fact, most giraffe sex is male on male). Note there are lizard and snake species that are all female (And in at least one, they stimulate one another to bring on reproduction).

I thought this was cute

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2019:

That is the best laugh i have had today.

THINK THIS LADY IS PISSED?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2019:

So true.

It is disrespectful to post another members city/town on the page without their permission, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Agreed

Where are all these Scammer accounts coming from?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Good advice. Never send money. On the xtions asking places I offer prayers only. (And I don't send those either)

Where are all these Scammer accounts coming from?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2019:

"Money? I don't have no stinkin money."

Chat with those who remember the world before social media ON social media !!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Yeah, well it took longer than expected. Remember the Jetsons? Star Trek? Flying cars? Instant travel? Secular values?

Listening to Billy Joel "Only the good die young"..... Either IamBad or am I still young at 55? ????

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2019:

You are bad, definitely bad, very bad, so so bad. You will be pissing on all your friends' graves, if they really are friends, at 124 years old. That is how bad you are.

So the Mueller report has been delivered.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2019:

First, a sitting president cannot be indicted and that was never on the table. Only Congress can impeach. Both sides will play the highlights, so to speak. Too many "tRump detractors " expected too much. This has already shown what the administration is, especially with over 30 indictments and at least 12 inner circle associates going down. No logical and person of intelligence can honestly say this administration is a clean political machine.

Religion vs Evolution!!ASAP

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Plan your pro arguments first, then, take note if the coming counter arguments and present rebuttals as a part of your presentation, not rebuttals. Use evidence backed arguments and citations. Don't use emotional arguments and don't get drawn into emotional responses. Good wishes.

Anyone wanna come with me to Dick's Sporting Goods? I need a witness!!😅😂😅

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I was telling someone about a student I had teaching college, and the person spotted the humor. Anyway, first day of class I made a bad joke about Hooters, yea, foot in mouth and sure enough I had a student who worked there. Anyway, patched things up, class went well, she liked the class. Saw her next semester working at Dick's and she was very friendly, glad to see me, etc. My friend, stone faced said, "so, she went from Hooter's to Dick's."

Fitton: Clinton Intentionally Violated National Security w/ Illicit Use of Private Email Server - ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

If Barr starts looking at use of email servers, he will have to look at Jared and Ivanka.

Who are the dictators. . .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

It is the way of US hypocrisy. Full support of the family Saud. And can't let an uppity Southern neighbor decide things for themselves. Nor rely on other South American neighbors.

This is it!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Great point.

So.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

But, I bet any thirteen year old can still buy a gun. Am I right?

‪I have a bad feeling Barr will hide anything bad for Trump in the report.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I agree with you. My first thought of a response was: "You Think?"

Who else recalls when this was what grocery shopping at the Supermarket was like?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I remember when having a job at Acme markets paid better than many jobs because it had a functioning union. They have been nearly destroyed, so as to keep the worker poor, dumb, and dependent on the crumbs of society. Another victim of crass keep the wealthy rich as shit politics and using religion to keep people in line.

Is she right about the enablers? [facebook.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

She is right on. Spineless faux news should run something similar.

5:02 PM EST USA Breaking News! MSNBC - Attorney General Barr has been handed the Mueller Report!!!!...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

And, we wait. And, let's see if he, or an aide, visits the WH this weekend.

Did Jesus Christ commit sins?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

His temptations in the desert? Some would say in your heart is a sin. I can't remember more than the movie version of his desert temptations.

Politics in the Animal Kingdom...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

That is super. Best of the day.

I like this one

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Yep. Or as they do in Europe, a means by which to keep the workers safe and happy and busy little worker bees. Health care is seen by most countries as a business incentive and corporate welfare.

It's so hard not to laugh at my own depression.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Having a sense of humor does help. For a while I wanted to write about the funny things with depression but realized that too many people wouldn't understand or be terrified. Best wishes.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Back in the mid 70's a small group of Amish girls got "caught" running a business at a truck stop in Lancaster county. I used to drive by the place when visiting an old girlfriend - back when it was about the only place to get gas late at night. As the old saying goes: you have to go through BlueBall and Intercourse to get to Paradise. All towns named by Amish settlers.

2?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I did 9, no Nevada cities of any size. Philadelphia is bad, but compared to LA, I was surprised. The Philly freeway does have one hazard that LA doesn't- deer. My son hit one. The city brought in how hunters to cull the herds, after arguing over allowing high powered rifes to do the job (one miss, and who knows where a bullet goes).

I found a great site for "Leftists" who wear buttons and bumper stickers.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Thanks.

OMG! Seriously funny.😅 Excuse my doodling!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Down the stairs a merrily I go.

Watts is on Second.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Nein Teng Wu has been on first base. Normally a shortstop.

Watts is on Second.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Is Tomorrow pitching Today?

‘In Awesome Peril’

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Because Americans are expected to toe the line and believe that any criticism of Israli actions or politics is an act of anti semitism

Pot? Why pot???

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

A shortening of a Spanish liquor's name in which marijuana buds were left to soak in.

It's time that Billionaires start losing:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

SS would be fine if the money taken for tax cuts to the wealthy, especially under Reagan, were paid back, with interest.

Which one would you pull out.. one of my favorites is orange cream soda and Nesbitts Grape

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Yep. And some kids got arrested (cops made parents pay) for opening bottles and filling up a container. Coke

Pope meets with Mormon leadership in Rome to dedicate temple - Religion News Service

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Did they discuss how to keep women down, I wonder. They have that in common. And not all priests who committed sex abuse did so with boys, I know two women from Boston who were abused as young teens.

Intertwined - nothing like growing together

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Would that be love? Obsession? Or bad luck?

Another tRump acolyte. [vice.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

We live in the rise of the "democratic dictator" era.

This is hilarious..

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

They are too stupid to understand.

Ghosts or spirits.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

No. I see no evidence. That said, I just finished writing a novel, to be on Amazon soon about a ghost who rekindles a busted up friendship to ask for a favor. Mostly a characterization study.

Ever woke up during a medical procedure/operation while it was still going on?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I have a memory from when I was four and had my tonsils out. Back then in the hospital and they used either. I awoke, just before the either, strapped in a bed, people in masks around me, terrified. The doctor said, we are going to count backward from a hundred. I panicked as I thought, I can only count to ten.

Ever woke up during a medical procedure/operation while it was still going on?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Need one more listing: never to me. I never had it happen, don't know anyone, but, definitely have heard about it happening. Sounds awful. I have even heard of people who are conscious, in pain, and unable to communicate.

There is a positive side to being dead... no more grammar or spelling nazis ever.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

In college, for linguistics I had to write a paper of course. One of my sources included in the title the misspelling "Grammer" and I got dinged on it. I went in to explain to the prof, and alleviate any fear of looking stupid. He said no big deal, don't worry, an A is an A. I still felt, being waved off, that I wasn't 100 percent sure he believed me.

I read this group when I'm eating. What are you having for a meal tonight?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Left over chicken vermicelli. Music is such a fine thing in life. Wish you the best with your talent. Don't consider myself very musically inclined; i gave my good guitar to my son years ago; he is quite talented. I did, just recently, buy at auction an old Stella pre 61. 30$. Might just have some private relaxing times.

Where are You???

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

In space? In time? In theory? In relevance to reality? I think that I think, therefore I am wherefore, art I not?

But those bone spits ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Jealous, overinflated ego driven asshole with a me first, me only need for recognition.

Do you remember when pizza came in a box?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Oh yea. When a younger man in the Navy in San Diego a friend and I had one of those, jalapenos, and onions. Our cupboards were bare and so was the fridge. After a little Cali smoke, it was one of the most delicious pizzas ever. Tears coming down our eyes.

I'd be very interested in meeting a very attractive woman who keeps herself in pretty good shape I ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I had a bird named Bob. At night when he wanted to go to bed he would say over and over, "Bitchy Bob."

Would you use this toilet???

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Top level only in case of malfunctioning

Acceptable collateral.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Exactly. The term tragic accident is such bullshit. I've said to many NRA types, tell you what, I'll go back to the 60's gun laws, but remember back then so called tragic accidents didn't go unpunished - someone got fined or went to jail, even parents (usually fined). But, nay, no one wants responsibility. And, if you shot someone you had better have had a damn good excuse.

Something that popped in my head earlier, I thought I'd share it in a doodle :)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 21, 2019:

But science turned me into a newt, it did.

Go look at the moon.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

It's fuzzy, shining through the clouds.

Oh... I thought we were....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

"I've come to talk with you again." - Bother someone else this time.

This is disgusting! Warning graphic abuse. [cnn.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Social Services will have a time with her I am sure.

Maybe we can do a group buy to get the price down. Great gift idea.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

looks like a coke holder. From the 70's.

Hair! Hair! So what do US citizens make of this ruling in Texas allowing native American prison ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Another unneeded arbitrary rule. Just like hair and beards in the military. Look at the Dutch military and tell me that those long haired, bearded folks aren't bad asses. As already stated, hair is a bad place to hide contraband and pretty easy to check. Far easier than that dark place.

2019 World's Happiest Countries Report is Out [worldhappiness.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Yes, but many many factors already in place contribute greatly. The wealthy elite are using tRump to expand to crush the lower classes and using him to inflame against one another instead of against a common enemy

An interesting question..

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Possibly the question should read: Why do craters always seem to attract meteors?

This image is just too terrifying.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Just don't reach for the bait (classic bait and switch).

John Dean: 'Trump is Nixon on steroids and stilts' - CNNPolitics

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Nixon, at least, was a drunk and had a few people with enough courage to keep him from blowing up the world.

Moved to MN

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Fur surre youer be needin sum mittens und boots.

While contemplating the existence of Christian's god, a hobby, a came upon this thought.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

All Abrahanic religion is unreasonable. Many others have their moments as well.

Honesty . . .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

You know, I can use that answer now.

They might be in for a surprise.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Sadly(sarcasm), if they fall off no one will miss them.

Weird Happenings

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Hmm. Good question. Go through the list, if not A) start one B) just post in another category like silly, fun or hellos, etc.

Interesting results from Europe.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

The US is in theory a republic much like the old USSR was a republic (That should light some asses up). The idea of the founding fathers was to electric knowledgeable people who would elect those that ran every thing. Need knowledge.

And i hate math tho???

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

I'm pretty sure that in some number base system 1 plus 1 does equal 5.

The President Thinks He Runs Fox News - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

He who would be king.

White Supremacists Think Trump Is 'Kind Of On Their Side,' Fox Host Says | HuffPost

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Apparently faux news is scared things are changing as even Hannity mentioned he could leave. Fox sold off its entertainment branch to Disney and is slimming down to news and sports only.

Jesus take the wheel...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

As Kenny Rogers would sing, "You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel." Time to groan.

A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his dog bounds into the living room and plonks a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 20, 2019:

As a kid, living in farm country, we had a big tom cat who would visit in the evenings, have a meal and accept attention, then walk to the door await being let out. Then off he would go on his nightly romps (just for a side note, when grown i never had outdoor animals, nor my kids). Often the cat would bring us home "presents" like dead mice or rats. Once he dragged a goose home, and much like the dog owner my Dad freaked out. Except he dug a hole and buried the goose.

I'd say that's as good a description as any.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Funny. I had a bird that would complain when he wanted his cage to be covered for bedtime, so i taught him to say Bitchy Bob. Which he did, only at night. Creatures are smart.

What's your favorite movie, and why?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2019:

That's hard as I have a half dozen of varying genres. How about My favorite French film. It was The Return of Martin Gere, but I really enjoyed Brand New Testament (A fun comedy in the vein of The Life of Brian). Gere is NOT a comedy, more a historic account of the cruelty of Catholicism and the horrible living conditions of the late Middle Ages.

Old, but cute and funny

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2019:

A fiesty fellow. Seeing that, I thought what psychological trauma are they inflicting on the kid.

Back to the future!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2019:

So true: Nationist values voters.

[msnbc.com] Why the Devin Nunes lawsuit against Twitter is such a bad idea.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2019:

It is trumps campaign promise: reduce the power of the first amendment so these types of lawsuits are winnable. And before some con says bbbbb but he never said weaken the first amendment, true, but the only way to make these lawsuits winnable is to weaken the first amendment. And when it goes, everyone can kiss their asses goodbye. Even those 2nd amendment folks; you think a fascist with reduced talk wants guns around?

Who's your favorite? Me...Bugs ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Bugs hands done. I mean, think about it, why does Micky need those gloves.

[goo.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Not quite Jackie O. Very 19th century. Maybe you could start a ladies group here and promote the comeback.