Song bird sings..

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Anyone know how canaries are trained to sing at competitions? Ive had rescued ones. They love to sing, but to do so upon command is difficult - unless............................ They keep the birds under a blanket/cover until they are at a competition to sing, at which time the cover is removed. Pretty assholed.

Victim of the Charge of the Books Brigade.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Once the media is defeated, and those liberal socialist teachers are ousted the burning of the books may begin. At that time, once again Christian values can be reinstalled in the Constitution and white men can lead the US into world domination.

Religious Arguments

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 20, 2019:

The circular one - the bible is the word of god, it says so in the bible.

Religion is a leash for untamed humans. Well just my thought.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 20, 2019:

A restatement of Karl Marx's religion is the opiete of the people.

Ann Coulter: “The Donald’s” Former Very Best Friend.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 20, 2019:

For Ann "C" Coulter is all about the money: "bitch gotta sell some books."

If he picks you up tomorrow, its the Second Coming of Jesus...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Your Last Supper?

Nathan Robinson over at The Guardian wrote an interesting article that provides a little perspective...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 20, 2019:

The old saying goes, vote with your heart in the primary and with your brain in the regular election - be pragmatic and don't stay home or throw away your vote and let a despot win. This ain't no parliament.

1950's HUBLEY ATOMIC DISINTEGRATOR SPACE RAY TOY GUN...?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Similar to the one Marvin the Martian had.

Last week, American Atheists, representing over 1,000 constituents in Colorado, wrote in opposition ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Change the language and keep the less informed from feeling something may be wrong.

Alabama newspaper editorial calls for the return of the Ku Klux Klan's infamous night rides - CNN

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

And, trumps rhetoric still has nothing to do with any thing like this.

Liberal Redneck

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

He is super: funny and smart.

This veteran cosmic cowboy thought I knew what a Mind Fuck was... Until I did THIS many years ago...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Time D to D. Not one vamp for 59 minutes - just a Tarrantino crime story. Then, all fuck breaks loose.

My friend Jimmy was butt ugly his mom confessed to my aunt that for the first two weeks she held him...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

How was he dressed? Tough to breath through a diaper.

Never to be seen again except in a few boxes. Bones found in the Dumpster. Well, How about that?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

She has nothing to fear. Those folks working there, in that building, have no idea how to kill, pluck, and prepare a chicken to be fried.

The Bern man is in, man.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

My picks remain: for Prez Sherrod Brown, and for Veep Beto ORourke

Mine is either ‘Spanish Flea’ or ‘The Baby Elephant Walk’ ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

At my high school, the best routines the cheerleaders would dance to were the Stripper and the Marboro theme. Pretty odd for a farmer school in the 70's.

Stay away from STILL people.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Still supporting tRump

Go out and lose your mind once in awhile... It's good for you....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

How many have ever gone out, stretched out and fallen asleep in the woods? I saw my first ruffled grouse after doing so and waking up in a darkening glen.

No atheists in foxholes?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

If anything there are no active and verbal believers in a foxhole as no one wants to run their mouth or look scared. And in times of stress, no one 1) has time to think ahead and worry 2) cares what the others think as long as they have your back.

Do you believe in unicorns?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Ghostbusters interview - you failed

10 Rules For Being Human 1.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Hindu 101 and then I opened my eyes and felt warm from the shit in my diaper.

I'm thinking of taking a month's break on my medication (anti-psychotics).

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Never quit cold turkey. Looks like you have tried the ideas I would suggest. A new doc for a new perspective? Or, like me, 10 years ago, I had many. I use supplements, but I am older and have a completely different diagnosis. There are some experimental things going on, using drugs that are currently illegal. If you decide to go off, 1) please don't go cold turkey, and 2) find someone you trust who is willing to take on a big job - watching you and your actions and reactions, and be prepared to listen to their feedback. A daily journal may help as well.

Stress relief as a child?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

The only cigs I ever tried. Remember the ones that glowed?

Gene Pool

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Roddenberry, the missing gene.

Jesus jokes

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2019:

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

Such a crisis. Feels vs. reals.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Made up propaganda to inspire his racist base.

Snowplow drivers need to think about basic physics

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

They do whatever is expedient

I absolutely DESPISE the Koch brothers.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Those fuckers piss me off so much that I can't even watch some PBS Nature videos which the one brother and his wife have sponsored. I'm sure the videos are good, but just seeing his name at the beginning gags me.

Do any others break into song when hearing someone say a word or phrase?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Often. Doing laundry and get the "Shout" for stains and of course: Shout, Shout, Shout it in out. These are the things.....

So a racist substitute teacher gave an 11 year old boy an arrest record because she wanted to force ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

The cops were just as assholed. They should have never handcuffed the kid.

Japan nominated Trump for Nobel Peace Prize after White House asked

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Abe did it. We helped Japan now have carriers which will hold F35 fighters. Although those ships construction happened under Obama.

[alternet.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

2 in 3 got less. The top 1 percent took the windfall. Time to chop off heads; let's build a Bastille.

Greetings, just a quick post to introduce myself, retired Navy.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Hey..........welcome fellow IS. I did four as IS. Schools in Denver and Omaha. Out in 81.

Friends with benefits ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I've known people who got married for health insurance

Apparently I'm quite naive concerning the persecution of Agnostics in the real world.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Everywhere is somewhat to massively different in how people view others. I would say agnostics get a better shake than atheists. Some countries being either can literally get you killed. Here in the states try traveling through the bible belt while wearing an Agnostics tee shirt and see how welcome you are. Most people will ignore you or ahem you, but ......be prepared for being verbally accosted. Unless you try the bars, here is irony, most won't physically attack you.

Diary of Newcomer to Ogden, Utah

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

At least the Donner party didn't stop by for directions or a meal.

Who else has been to lovely NY

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Statistically, in a two hour walk around Manhattan, you are very likely to pass someone with whom you have had some contact in your past.

Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she runs for President again?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Interesting comments. She won't make it through vetting and the primaries. That said, if she was the only choice, would all of you roll over and let tRump in again? Sad commentary. I swallowed bile to vote for her once. That said, I predicted the evil tRump.

Who else enjous cheesey 80s movies

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Some. A note for you: a new documentary is coming out on Flash Gordon.

This is currently relevant to the UK but could affect any western countries.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I said yes, because if they are that country's citizen they at least need a trial to retain citizenship. I am not advocating releasing them into the general public. Each case will need to be examined by the court and processed as seen fit. I will add, if a country so desires, and rules, those that leave it willingly and renounce their citizenship cannot reenter I would support that, as long as that includes the wealthy who leave to ignore their financial responsibilities.

I think the 1% would be excused on that one?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

The 1 percent f the world and here get "excused" from so much, like putting up bail. One of the tRump criminals was given 500k bail, but told no money need be put up, while people with 500$ bail rot in jail.

Number 9, number 9, number 9

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Are you sure the other guy isn't the Czech Juan.

Thoughts to 'Heavens Gate' (the so called Cult)? I'm very interested in it.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Like in all cults, an insane charismatic leader lead some emotionally damaged people. This time the followers were pushed into committing suicide for aliens.

How to remove unwanted asshole hair?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

He greases his top to shove it up rRump

I inadvertently started a bit of a "brew-ha-ha" earlier.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I refuse to judge others. That's my real photo, for what it is worth. That said, others could have a number of reasons to not show their face. I support other people making their own choices. I came for the conversation, and meeting others was secondary. I did meet someone happily, so it goes.

Sen. Lindsey Graham Says Kentucky Kids Need 'Secure Border' More Than A School | HuffPost

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Kentucky kids could probably use a good meal in many cases. Someone in the WH has photos of Graham being naughty.

My mini rex, Jack, in a painting on which I am currently working

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Nice.

Questions swirl around company selected to help build border wall

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

This is the same bullshit scam that was used in Puerto Rico. A company with no workers gets the contract and charges outrageous costs and pays other companies minimums. Rip offs and corruption is bound to follow. If not direct, in political donations.

I'm usually a pretty optimistic person, but lately I've decided that I think I just hate people.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Okay. I have no argument for you. I think if you don't feel that way at times, you aren't seeing reality. So, thank you.

Man allegedly eats methylamphetamine stash while attempting to flee from police - ABC News ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

There is stupid, and then there is STUPID. This is the later.

Father Guido

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Great, funny character.

Has anyone here ever kept a removed body part from themselves?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I've read stories of people from the distant past that saved severed limbs to bury with themselves when dead.

Religion is not a solution to our problems. Religion is the problem. - After Ronald Reagan

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Ronnie, like the trumpsterfire, had his evil objectives which he allowed others to enact. Like tRump, I don't know how religious he really was. But, like tRump, he used that ilk to infect the government and its policies. He was a racist as well. Few know, or remember, Governor Reagan initiated the strongest gun laws in the country in California, a state that before he took charge was open carry. He did so for one reason only, though, to stop the Black Panthers from carrying guns.

According to the European Court of Human Rights, the Prophet Mohammed may not be called a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

There should be no blasphemy laws anywhere, but I don't live there. Knowing that would be a reason against doing so. They might as well support the fatwa brought against Salmon Rushdie in 89.

Has anyone here ever kept a removed body part from themselves?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Not sure of the legalities. Most likely state to state. Although I believe anyone can keep their children's umbilical cords. I know a couple who had their children's umbilical cords frozen for possible stem cells if needed.

The Voice of ISIS: His video narration was likely responsible for the recruitment of innumerable ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Of course he should face prosecution. The Syrians caught him so so expect he won't stay alive too long.

Florida Church Hit With $7 Million Tax Bill After Violating Religious Exemption Status | Michael ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Finally. Need more of these.

One minute...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Time to laugh, for sure.

[read.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Because of poaching, science has noted a statistical movement in how many elephants are being born without tusks. Evolution in real time.

Weekend goal

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

let them think what they want. I will tell them when they try to move me, or call the paramedics.

Every week if not more.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

As a teen, I would always try and get to my mom before she ironed my jeans............argh....... better line dried wrinkles than ironed.

Jesusing . . .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

And just like Jesus, right as the watchers turn, the dog goes splash.

Study real Socialism (not the "Sanders" one) and don't whine so much about Trump.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

There is no "real" socialism. There are varying ways of practise, including German socialism as it currently exists. Just like the US doesn't practise pure capitalism. If it had, the government would have most likely collapsed. FDR and his changes kept it alive in the 30's. Let us hear your definition.

Religious Liberty

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Exactly. Liberty and freedom for me, er, us white, male Christians whose wives support every thing we say.

When my roommate moved in she wanted to bring a dog. I said no pets. We compromised, 2 dogs a cat.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

That is the way married compromise works.

Omaha, today

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

What would Randy Newman say? "Short people got no reason........"

Colin Kaepernick's lawyers reportedly had evidence that would have been 'embarrassing' for the NFL

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I wouldn't be surprised. I am curious, only slightly and mostly because of an extremely high number released, about how much he got.

What Was Your Favourite Saturday Cartoon As A Child?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Most any. I did enjoy the older than I am Popeye. And, I hate to admit, I even had a beany hat, The Beany and Cecil Show. Oh, and Rocky, which as I aged and understood more, better enjoyed (as young adults we watched it high).

30 pics that will make you smile ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I was watching one of the many yard squirrels this summer chewing off leafy twigs and going into the midst of a tree. I read up and discovered they make small nests, especially when hot, in the summer. I have known since childhood about the large winter nests where the young are born.

Great minds think alike and so do weird ones! What do you think?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Weird minds think great.

Happy Hippie Sunday! Let the love bloom! The sun is bright today.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Doing? Shuffling papers. Music. Catching up on my guilty pleasure - only tv show I watch, Supernatural (and, yes, i know it is all fantasy, but in a fun way )

[historic-uk.com] Staying near here...wild n woolly Scots

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Any relation to Sean?

It's all His plan, right?...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

He missed on the intelligence part.

How To Pass The U.S. Immigration Test...😅 [m.facebook.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

That was excellent.

[historic-uk.com] Staying near here...wild n woolly Scots

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I have read about them. The King took it rather personal and sent his own troops. I would be interested to know, if anyone does, what happened to the one, lone survivor, a young child allowed to live. Survivor from the family when they were caught and executed.

Serious quantum computers are finally here. What are we going to do with them?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

as the Brain says in the cartoon Pinky and the Brain: try to take over the world. All joking aside, try and take over the world. Sadly, that will become the ultimate goal after creating some military uses.

“Mathematics knows no races or geographical boundaries; for mathematics, the cultural world is one...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I love mathematics. I am an English major graduate, with up to Calculus math credits and a summer of teaching algebra. I find math, Fibonacci anyone, to be the basis for everything. I will even argue that language is binary. I have a question for those in the math field: can anyone explain to me, or direct me to an explanation of, in easy to understand words the concept of - Automorphic Integrals My one son is a math prof and that is what he goes to various universities and colleges and speaks about. He explained it as, it is a group of integers that you can do a lot of stuff with. He looked very astute and excited just thinking about it.

This made me chuckle.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

And god so didn't give a fuck, that an alien race, disguised as Jesus and his minions, lay devastion upon the Earth.

Not yet...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

But what was she thinking when she let his dad think with His?

You have to read this.....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I saw that. My first thought - cholera.

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2019:

That is humorous, until you live around them and see some of the animal abuse, especially horses. I try not to make generalizations, but too many engage in abusive actions with their animals. They see animals as tools, and use them without much concern.

Heather Nauert Withdraws From Consideration For U.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

As assholed as Haley could be, she had some brain matter. That faux witch has nothing.

the word fuck - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

As an English instructor from the past, fuck is great and fits other grammatical tropes.

As the owner of a Little Free Library very close to some of the communities that were “gifted” ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Sick bastards. Link to the Jewish group, they may have suggestions.

"Galileo was no idiot.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

The church knew Galileo was correct; and he knew the church knew. He was biding his time and staying alive.

If I ever wanted to karaoke, I'd chose this song too. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

An easy way to be a meme. An old friend wanted me to do karaoke one night with him, in a redneck bar, Sonny and Cher, I got you Babe. I just stared at him.

Pretty much...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

In political science 101, we read and were told it only take 10 percent of a population, prepared to act and protest and foment violence to overthrow the government. Seems we just need the gumption to do so.

Eminent domain is a crock that enables the government & rich corps to steal a mans property, it is ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

That and mineral rights, denying people ownership of the items in their property.

More Tim Minchin

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

His I love Jesus song is hilarious and teaching

What’s everyone up to?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Rock the rafters

Mitch McConnell is the thief of the nation's soul.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Sold out to China with his wife's daddy and lots of special interests.

Well Shawn is back at it again, he has 4 days off and of course he is drinking.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Getting out of a relationship is awfully difficult often. I won't ask why you stay or say get out. I will say that this situation is unhealthy. It would most likely help to see a pro.

Did I Sleep Through The Invasion?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Trump plays to his racist base.

Tuned to nature

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

A napping Alfred Hitchcock

Where are the Indictments?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

In Mitch McConnell's crooked pocket.

What accent does your Alexa have?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I don't have. There are programs that can change the voice. My GF has a British Lord sounding posh type.

Why are religious people so blinded by faith and dumb?? I need answers

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2019:

They've neen blinded by the light, and wrapped up like a douche.

I just going to post this. [foxnews.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Italian courts..... same court sytem to find three scientists guilty of manslaughter for not predicting an earthquake. Later overturned.

And so life goes...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2019:

The guards are responding rather nicely.

Youngest sibling are the funniest. [homemaking.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Often. Works for me, in my family. But, I just can't see my mom or pop. Yep, I'm doomed, youngest of youngest.