Moms will love ya and kids will hate ya

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 28, 2019:

lmao. Might as well just pass out the eggs and TP too. Reminds me that I have to start stocking up on the treats. A popular treat with the kids is those freezer pops. Also chilled juice boxes especially toward the end of the evening when they are getting thirsty.

What the fuck?

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 28, 2019:

So much for "Support the Troops" ehh?

You are comletely alone in the Universe.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Now ask me if I give sh-t.

Religion is a Distortion of Reality. From the show Mr. Robot [youtube.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I was introduced to Mr Robot by a FB friend from Pakistan.

I've been reading a series of books about the demons that had been held in Pandora's Box, and what ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Romance novels all have the exact same plot line. Hope was the nearly dead spirit left at the bottom of the box. Rally the same story as Eden's apple. Religious myths also have pretty much the same plot line.

Someday I'll find out who writes this strip....

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 27, 2019:

So does "have."

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BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I really don't even want to know. Macron and his wife seem to have a very close loving bond that trump and that bolsonaros would never comprehend.

I'm taking baby J to the doctor today for a general checkup and possibly for a few vaccinations.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 26, 2019:

She'll be fine. You on the other hand....?

Gates of Hell😮

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 26, 2019:

People also watch and believe those stupid reality TV programs where places are supposedly haunted where nothing ever happens.

I'm really disappointed in a lot of people on this site.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Have you heard of Festivus? The "Airing of Grievances" is actually an allowed thing on that day.

Do you say the pledge of allegiance, when called to do so in a public setting?

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 25, 2019:

It was a gimmick to sell magazines.

I'm really disappointed in a lot of people on this site.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 25, 2019:

You can start a group for that. Or find one where that already is going on. Scolding fellow adults is _______.

I have not seen anyone here mine this particular vein of cracked humor, so I humbly present Henri, ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 25, 2019:

It would not be nearly as funny if t weren't in French.

Robert Duvall Born in San Diego, California in 1931.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 24, 2019:

"Hey, Boo." My daughter at ten watching that end scene. "That's Robert Duvall!" Most everyone past the GF is going to recognize him. I did not know that was his first role. I wonder what the feeling was to see that movie before his face was known.

Have any of you gourmands discovered Peruvian food? [livinginperu.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I'd love to try. I am guessing it may be seafood heavy given the coastline?

What about grief?

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 22, 2019:

There is no answer to that. I've seen people judged for moving on too quickly, as others judge rather than a socially acceptable period of mourning. But I can see if it was a prolonged death and especially if the person was mentally and emotionally gone that the grief process may have been worked through long before the actual physical death.

Planned Parenthood Fights Trump on Title X and Abortion [theatlantic.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 21, 2019:

This is the right move for them. Reject the funding.

That mother on the news, pleading and crying for police not to arrest her "little boy," for ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 21, 2019:

He'll be charged as a juvenile and maybe do some community service. He was probably home within a few hours with his mommy petting the dear head of her precious little boy who can do no wrong.

This post is for fun and philosophical thought: If you could change lives with ONE person in the ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 20, 2019:

The Pompatus of Love Clearly.

This post is for fun and philosophical thought: If you could change lives with ONE person in the ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 20, 2019:

I admire the life and accomplishments Jane Goodall who really changed our understanding of the complex social life of chimpanzees. Dian Fossey did the same for gorillas. Joy and George Adamson brought much to the understanding of the wild cats although that was" earlier and certainly more...how do I put this..."cute" than was best for the animals. The "Born Free" song. Seriously? Those last three were all murdered by poachers so I wouldn't want that bit of it

The world owes Italia, well the Italians and their predecessors a great deal.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Marco Polo actually brought pasta back from Asia.

Does anyone remember Billy Jack?

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 19, 2019:

That is one of my favorite cheesy 70's movies....EVAH!

Seems reasonable.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Break on through to the other side.

I was Muslim when I was young and I left Islam when I was 23 years old in Syria before the war, ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Welcome, Musab. Glad you found us.

“If he hits me one time, he won’t do it a second time.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Can you link to this? I have no idea to what you are trying to refer. A sillhouette profile pic is generally a troll not worth the time though.

Good Morning All.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 18, 2019:

There is a reason moving is expensive. Unless your furniture is expensive it is better you just sell it and replace when you get there. Keep the important papers and the sentimental stuff you love. Ditch the detritus.

Back off ladies , and keep your paws on YOUR hips .

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Try to detect it - It's not too late - To ....?

I am not sure whether I haven't already posted this … but One day my daughter came up to me ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 18, 2019:

He also did all of the artwork in that book.

Assange Must Not Also Die in Jail

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I think he should be tried on the sex crime. France? I forget. Trump would just pardon him on the espionage charges here, even if convicted.

Assange Must Not Also Die in Jail

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 17, 2019:

Holding someone without bail who has a predilection of locking himself in embassies and smearing feces on the walls while there is unprecedented? Given bail that albino mutant would be an unwelcome guest of someone as soon as he could.

Why would anyone wear these?

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I love how some store patron "fixed" it.

Look, Maggie. I'm walking, Maggie. Small article about the video: [smalljoys.tv] [youtube.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Animals, so often, just seem to know when to be extra understanding and attentive. Not always. There are animal assholes just like there are people assholes. Just sayin'

Goodnight Kitties - it being August I've brought you some melting cats..... [sadanduseless.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 15, 2019:

I've looked at Cloud from both sides now.

Please let me know if you would say something in this situation.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 15, 2019:

I think he is really being taken advantage of. Good chance the other kids aren't his either and he is being used as a wallet.

Not enough of this in the world today.....

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 15, 2019:

I am pretty sure that is shopped as well. Cut between the two rock formations is pretty obvious.

I really like farro.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 14, 2019:

Looks good. I would probably try to find fresh peas though.

Why, I've been invited into his home...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 14, 2019:

DING! DONG!

Good morning all! 74 degrees in NYC.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 14, 2019:

We here in the Low Country have not seen anything below 80 even at night for a number of weeks. Stepped out of my car yesterday morning and my sunglasses instantly fogged up.

Voting in political elections is immoral, and promotes violence against humanity.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 14, 2019:

Repairing bridges that don't collapse and kill a woman on the way to daughter's baby shower in Minneapolis. Oh yeah, completely. How evil can we possibly be?

Good Morning Everyone.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 13, 2019:

I have had great luck twice finding a private room and bath on Craigslist. First time I was at the place about five years. And in the current place five years this fall. In between I had a somewhat bad experience. But I could have avoided that with a little research.

Agnostic vs Atheist Sorry to rake up this seemingly old one up again but there have been so many ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 13, 2019:

The idea of a g-d is just ridiculous. How could he/she not threatened to pull the car off the road if we kids didn't shut the fu-k up and get along? "I will SHUT this ENTIRE water park day DOWN!" "Do NOT TRY ME!" "Give your brother a juice box, Jimmie. He's looking gray around the eyes."

I was gifted a half bushel of jalapeño peppers from my neighbor.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Not a huge fan of sweetened pickled things, but I would definitely have just pickled them. Jalapeño barely registers as hot to me if pickled.

The skulls of my enemies ARE dishwasher safe

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Love these.

First attempt at Peta bread from scratch: I'll call this a learning experience.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 13, 2019:

You could probably use a tortilla press depending on the size you are making.

This thing in Hong Kong is going to end soon.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Very sad to think about. All they want is the freedom they had until they were sold out by the world because of access to cheap crap.

First attempt at Peta bread from scratch: I'll call this a learning experience.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Yeah. I tried that once. Really was not worth the effort.

The story you won't see on CNN or MSNBC. [abc11.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Those incidents do happen, but are relatively rare, and I do see them reported, if they happen. They are generally local stories as that sort of thing is not really worthy of national attention. What does usually get national attention, at least for awhile are incidents where there is a random home invasion where the perp is wanting to do harm, and the incident is stopped because of a firearm. Media goes apeshit over things like that, especially if the shooter is an attractive young woman or an elderly person or incapacitated in some way. The story you posted was also not a high capacity shooter situation. The last thing I would want in that type of situation would be more bullets flying. And how are the police to know who " goodun' with the gun is? My guess is that anyone firing off rounds in such chaos would be rabidly ventilated. A more common thing is that kids get killed when they knock on a door looking for help if their car breaks or walking home after going to the store to buy their little brother Skittles. Or a kid is killed when they find a relatives or neighbor's gun because said person is so paranoid and on edge that they keep the gun loaded and in easy access at all times. Or a family member is killed because someone is violent and goes into a drunken rage one last time.

Has anyone but me listened to David Bowies last album.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Black Star is beautiful. Not ever meant for the radio, but it is glorious.

The vicissitudes of naming places.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 12, 2019:

And Fu-k Karl Marx.

I wonder whether there are people in here who ever tried to escape atheism or irreligiosity and ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 12, 2019:

The extreme detail of 4.6 and 4 months at that age makes this anecdote really funny. What are your memories at 3.7?

The vicissitudes of naming places.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 12, 2019:

What was it's name before it was named Karl-Marx-Stadt. It couldn't have been named that long.

Have you got a frog in your throat? My kids were doing catch and release in our yard today.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 11, 2019:

That looks like it was a tadpole just last week.

I bought my boys bulletproof backpacks.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 11, 2019:

A way to physically block a door from being opened may be a better solution. These devices are not very expensive and would likely give your son and friends more of a sense of empowerment if they had a fund raiser to buy them for all classes, or went before the school board to ask for funds than being bought a device even they know is useless. And if the windows in the doors are not bullet proof be sure to insist that some sort of bullet proof material is installed.

Who in History would you have liked to have had a love affair with? My choice for today is Voltaire

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Edgar Allen Poe. His lament poem about me would be epic.

How do you deal with having to hide your atheism?

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 10, 2019:

First of all you need to focus on your education and not have your family guilt you into being involved in "helping" them when you are barely above childhood. Focus on your education and maybe go visit every other weekend or one weekend a month. If they are as religious as you say, someone in that religious community can help them deal with whatever "issues" there are.

Can you logically be both a White Supremacist and a Christian?

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 10, 2019:

You're not familiar with history and that Manifest Destiny thing then?

A hamster dam.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 9, 2019:

The hamster porn fan base must be a very specific subset of Furries...maybe?

I’m more of a monoastrologist.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 8, 2019:

I thought you were going to say the Sun. Only star that really makes a difference.

Maybe one should explain to those Christians who praise god for surviving the recent massacres that ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 8, 2019:

He didn't help because he was helping Karen find her keys.

Last week I shared that I was heading to my sister’s wedding and the releasing of our parents’ ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Glad it went well. And wedding cakes are getting better and not the dry Crisco and powder sugar icing awful things they used to be.

I agree that making fun or otherwise criticizing someone's religion is in bad taste and can be ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 5, 2019:

So you are saying I should be allowed to rub raw bacon all over the desk of my Muslim co-worker with no repercussions?

I had a friend over for dinner.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Everything sounds wonderful except the cucumber. I don't mind the flavor as it does not really taste like anything except what you put on it. It just messes up my digestion for a day.

99 shot the last 9 days by 4 shooters.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 5, 2019:

The arctic is literally on fire and collapsing into the earth. So I'm not sure the brakes can be put to the climate change train.

Goodnight Kitty - Monday is coming!

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Who ate cabbage soup!

Hey all, it's baby J's one month birthday today.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Happy Monthversy, Babee. Got you on my myyyyind

The IRISHMAN upcoming movie is not about Fitz replacing Hoffa but instead a flash back movie of a ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 3, 2019:

I am still personally a bit uncomfortable with the CGI ability to manipulate age. It is discomforting when you know n actor is 70ish to see him 30ish again. But then I fell in love with other CGI ------ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_aziIIp8U8

The IRISHMAN upcoming movie is not about Fitz replacing Hoffa but instead a flash back movie of a ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 3, 2019:

It's a movie. It has some great actors that have made spectacularly entertaining movies in the past. And I would rather watch the titans that are in this movie and directing it than anything that right wing clod, and two dimensional actor/director Sylvester Stallone would make.

Dutch ban on burqas and niqabs takes effect | News | Al Jazeera

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 2, 2019:

The face coverings are extreme and an obvious problem in secure areas or driving. The mere head coverings can be quite attractive. And I remember Greek and Russian orthodox woman covering their hair in public and dressing in a very modest and dated manner for the time.

Woohoo! I'm going out on a date night tonight with my love, Frankie! I'll be🕺 and enjoying some ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Pack a spare bra and shirt because if a baby cries near you? The faucets turn on. Smile. I see other mom-pros mentioned this.

To prove the "we'un's crazy" theory, I sold a car for $103 Wednesday.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 1, 2019:

If it can't be used or worth the repair to be used that is a reasonable deal.

Goodnight Kitty And here's a link to the story and a petition to help out a 79 yo cat lady who ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 31, 2019:

That is a very "boopable" nose.

So, I just got a phone call, a recording actually.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Fraud hot line.

I was asked if I would risk my life to go on a mission into a backwards Middle Eastern country and ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 31, 2019:

I have to admit I was almost in a full throated --- "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" You got me.

It's okay to be different. Agree/Disagree?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Different...how? Kidding. Of course it is.

REMOVED Ava88 [agnostic.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 30, 2019:

lol. Someone was using those? Nigerian?

30-some-odd years ago when I was a young adult, I had a healthy body but a mind that was a wreck.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 28, 2019:

And that song is almost 25 years old. Just sayin' I think it helps to hang out with younger people. And make sure you want them to let you know when you're drifting into GRUP.

'In God We Trust' Signs Go Up In South Dakota Public Schools, As Required By Law : NPR

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Wow. I was thinking it would at least be a little brass plaque. This is full blast overwhelming OBEY!!!!

Is it just me or do Christian movies always have terrible acting?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Like the Kirk Cameron things? Even those epic Cecil B films had bad acting but are fun to watch for the over bloated more cowbell panoramas. Life of Brian is pretty good. But yes, that is satire.

Tried cauliflower pizza and it was delicious! Next time I’ll make it from scratch.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 27, 2019:

I cannot believe it has the same simultaneous and satisfying crunch and squishiness. People tried to convince me rice cakes were just like donuts a few years back. Hint. They were not.

US federal gov't to execute inmates for first time since 2003 | USA News | Al Jazeera

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 26, 2019:

I'm conflicted on the death penalty, but it is pretty clear these are all guilty beasts. Child killers and rapists. One of his own two year old daughter. What is stunning me is that they have set all the executions for a period of about two months. There have obviously been executions where the person was innocent, though

Catch 22, really.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 26, 2019:

It's funnier when they wore the hat backward.

Goodnight Kitty:

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 26, 2019:

lol. If I slept like that I wouldn't walk right for a week.

Just watched "The Field Guide to Evil". It was really good.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 26, 2019:

I watched the first two. Do all the stories feature goats?

Just watched "The Field Guide to Evil". It was really good.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 25, 2019:

That looks like something I will enjoy.

Mad at god or don't believe?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 25, 2019:

What reason would I have to be angry with your imaginary friend?

Except Sunday. Fuckin' up the scenery here in Chattanooga, Tennessee usa.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 25, 2019:

A church I'm guessing. They only allow parking on the squares in Savannah is the only reason I'm guessing that.

Don't EVER say your job sucks.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 25, 2019:

I think someone drew the short straw.

I started a retail job in the inner city a couple of months ago.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Some people get very jealous of hard workers that are promoted ahead of them. It was possibly not a good idea to broadcast your Atheism so quickly. And so far as I understand, references are not really given anymore by employers. Just an acknowledgment of employment.

I actually had a parking lot troll motion me over to tell me I should smile.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 24, 2019:

I do have a pretty extreme resting bitch face. But deal with it.

My relatives, when they find out I'm an atheist:. "Do you worship the devil?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 24, 2019:

I don't believe in your sky daddy. Why would I worship your ground gremlin?

Locked inside my car. Can't get out. Car alarm blaring.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 24, 2019:

The back seats will generally have a lever to flop down and then the trunk has a pull lever too. A feature that will make a car impossible to open from INSIDE seems really stupid. What is even the reason for that?

Body found in grocery store after 10 years.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 23, 2019:

ugh. Ten years without a full clean. I have worked grocery and you are supposed to full clean everything as in move the shelves and clean under them about twice a year. This is generally a "major deal" with loaner employees for the event. It was actually sorta fun. You got to meet and work with people in another town and basically break down and rebuild all the shelves in one night.

Has anyone noticed how a lot of movies on Netflix are like the old marshall arts films where the ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 23, 2019:

I only see that occasionally, and not exclusive to Netflix, I can't. edit: I can't as in I cannot watch.

Beauty at every turn in Iceland . Its incredible.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 23, 2019:

I will need to visit. I love waterfalls. I finally got to Niagara but the sprawl, filth and casinos around it broke my heart. Theodore Roosevelt creating the national parks was one of the best gifts ever.

Max von Sydow Born Carl Adolf von Sydow in Lund, Sweden in 1929.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Very amazing body of work. I'll have to watch/re-watch some of those. And I wonder how many men born with the name Adolph changed that. Was a perfectly fine name once.

When the kid's call on accident! Lol

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 22, 2019:

lmao. If somebody calls you by accident, and don't realize it, do you ever eavesdrop on the conversation if they are talking with someone?

I have a question for the people that are 100% certain that no gods exist. How are you THAT certain?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 22, 2019:

What is also amusing is that people who are the most convinced their preferred g_d exists are also full certain that people believing in other g_ds are fools or doomed to eternal hellfire.

I agree that making fun or otherwise criticizing someone's religion is in bad taste and can be ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 22, 2019:

It can't be illegal by law to speak for or against any religion. In the workplace though? Mocking someone's Hijab or Payots or skirt length should rightly own you the cardboard box march of shame. Be a decent human.

What are your thoughts on the protests in Hawaii over construction of a new telescope on Mauna Loa?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 22, 2019:

So...... You would be OK with a Xtian group closing science. It's not like you can just move a telescope.

I have a question for the people that are 100% certain that no gods exist. How are you THAT certain?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Just as I am positive there is not an invisible dinosaur in the room with me. Ridiculous notions are ridiculous notions. Gods are ridiculous notions from the minds of petty people.