YOUNG, GIFTED AND . (Sadly i am none of these.)
You've tried the rest, now try the one you'd drop your standards for. I'm not rich or pretty, but...
erm...
not sure where I'm going with this...
So anyway. I Have been working daily at a local smiths for 78 years as an anvil. I'm also an Award winning architectural feature.
Movie Star handsome (like Steve Buscemi), i have the sort of body that Family Guy calls "1950's buff".
Looking, ideally, for a brewery heiress with an IQ of 6 and a double barrelled surname.