I finally get it.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Colbert made this same joke that night on his show. 😝

Pastor: The College Football Championship Score Proves Trump Will Stay in Power | Hemant Mehta | ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 16, 2021:

I love when that fucking idiot listening to him says, "Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing."

Here's everything- absolutely everything- you need to know about Mike Pence, in one video.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 16, 2021:

And people think he wouldn't pardon Trump if asked.

Wah! Wah! Wah! "I deserve a pardon.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Fuck those terrorists. I hope they all lose everything including their freedom for the rest of their lives.

Wah! Wah! Wah! "I deserve a pardon.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 16, 2021:

You have a typo at the top I think.

Well written. I know many don't have FB so I took screen shots.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 16, 2021:

That is an excellent piece of writing.

Let me precede this by saying I like naked women.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 16, 2021:

I think a majority of people like looking at beautiful naked and "non-nude" women. I know that's not the point. But for me, if for no other reason, it was just delicious when a few of the ladies on here started posting pictures of ripped dudes in those groups as a little bit of a turnabout is fair play situation. That laugh was worth it to me.

There is talk that Trump supporters need deprogramming (debriefing), as you need to do to those ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 16, 2021:

I can't find the "None of the above because the US has [hopefully] learned its lesson about forcibly rounding people up and putting them in camps and anyone who thinks this would actually happen is an idiot" option.

There's a lot of ass covering going on in the MSCM today.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Caitlin doesn't know what she's talking about. Police using force isn't * always * police brutality. This is why the left gets a bad name. Obviously that's just stupid. If the police shoot domestic terrorists in the commission of a terrorist attack, that's not brutality, that's heroism. At least in my book.

Bet it only has one chapter - Chapter 11 of course

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 15, 2021:

I wish.

Here are a couple of editorials.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Why exactly was the last statement not marked untrue?

My salute to the doddering old fool that did more to keep Trump in power than any other person for ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Exactly!

How do you feel about Parler being removed from the Internet?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 15, 2021:

For a group of people who incessantly profess to love the USA and claim to be true patriots, they know absolutely fucking nothing about the constitution.

Trump Family Now Involved in a Toiletgate Scandal According to neighbors and law enforcement ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 15, 2021:

It would be kind of hilarious if Secret Service was "en route" when they were needed because they have to use a bathroom so far away.

LEFTISTS ARE NOT HERE TO ARGUE WITH NON-LEFTISTS. THEY WILL BE BANNED FROM THE GROUP!!!!!!!!!

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Oh, geez, I'm on borrowed time.

This was written by a guy that was one of the Administrators on a successful website that is no ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 15, 2021:

@CourtJester to start defending this vile shit and condemn its removal as a free speech violation because he doesn't understand how the First Amendment works in 3... 2... 1...

How many good friends do you have from other political tribes?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Not sure what constitutes "other". Do I have any good friends that are die hard Trumpers. No. Fuck no. Do I play cards with a couple guys that voted for him. Yes. The die hards that are relatives are cut out of my life, too, but the voted for him the first time then didn't the second I still talk to. I think if you asked this question before Trump, my answer, and I suspect a lot of others would be different. Trump isn't "of" the other party. He's his own, and the Republicans just happened to follow. I can get along with people who have different views on how to attain certain goals or whatever, but I can't get on board with that vile, racist, self-obsessed, selfish pile of shit.

There has to be a way...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I love how many jokes there are about boomerangs considering how difficult they actually are to get to come right back to you.

I've heard quite enough from James Comey.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 14, 2021:

He's a fuckin' idiot. Instead of 74 million people hating him, 154 million will.

So does swallowing constitute cannibalism?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 14, 2021:

If you're swallowing babies...

Irony is a bitch.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Ha ha ha. I should tweet that at Donald. Oh wait. Nevermind.

Impeachment dump....

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 14, 2021:

If you have to pee during it, don't waste it by going in the bathroom. If this goes the way I want it to, we may get arrested.

Impeachment dump....

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 14, 2021:

"Hang Mike Pence" I mean, if you're with the right girl that might do it for her.

A poll in the United States of America has taken place. How would you have voted?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 14, 2021:

You ask how we would have voted and then don't include a poll??

Are we stressed yet?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 13, 2021:

That's hilarious.

I'VE BEEN IMPEACHED THIS MANY...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Fantastic

Mine is: No Fly List

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The Goo Goo Dolts Death Cab for Democracy The Ungrateful Dead Gladys Knight and the Dips

Walmart's Announcement After Electoral Vote Controversy: no more donations to parties or candidates

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Fuckin' awesome! I wish it was illegal for all corporations to donate to any candidate, but this is a nice start.

Walls Wiil Not Help, When the Enemy is Within: [dailykos.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Ya know, they say a traitor is older than a wall.

So, what is the viability of Trump pardoning himself and fellow family members?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Pence is such a spineless fucking pussy there's no way he doesn't take the chance to be president in exchange for a pardon for Trump. Only question is if Trump thinks that would be a better pardon than his own.

Hello everyone, I am conducting a survey on Childhood Experiences and Religious Affiliation.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Done. Not sure why question 20 isn't multi-select.

Take it easy, Jeffrey.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Huh?

Go Nancy good for you

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Support it, but that fine is way too low. They make $174,000 a year. $500 to them is the equivalent of $43 to someone who makes the federal minimum wage working full time, and there are some old-ass motherfuckers in that chamber. They aside, we pay them to work for us, and I don't think they should be costing us money or being out of work because they are infecting each other.

I collected a few funny/poignant memes; Please share, copy, paste, etc.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Nice.

In a Nutshell: [thenation.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Yup. I just fear none of it will be just punishments for their crimes.

Greetings! If a post is cross categoried/grouped, as in Memes Group and Silly, Random, Fun, why, ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 12, 2021:

The blocking on this site is getting fucking ridiculous.

Been to a lot of food trucks, but never seen that

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Cheeseburger and fries for $18 sounds like a pretty good deal.

Someone in the Conservative Group just posted this meme.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I'm one of the people they banned. Those dumb fucks are the most hypocritical people on the planet.

New endorsement...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 12, 2021:

That fat bitch is still alive? Why did I think she committed suicide like 10 years ago?

Seems our social media platforms have decided to be more assertive and political.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 12, 2021:

They're not being * political *. If that's what you think you're listening to the wrong people and only hearing one side of the story. People on the left, like me, get blocked and banned too.

Hillary was right - they are, for the most part, deplorable.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Yup, there was no argument from people who aren't blind idiots 4 years ago and there still isn't today.

For the Melania haters [abc.net.au]

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Fuck that gold-digging cunt.

John Stamos - still looking good.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Who doesn't want to either do or look like John Stamos?

Star Trek was years ahead of its time on so many levels.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I see "Hot Hunks" posts in my feed all the time and not once is there a picture of John Stamos. Are the lady parts in this group on the fritz?

Sam Harris experiences an epiphany. [samharris.org]

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I've never disagreed with Harris this much. "I didn't see any bending the knee by the cops." What the fuck are you taking about, Sam, you * just * said they were taking selfies with the insurrectionists TWICE during this podcast. Kneeling to show solidarity is magically different than posing for pictures to show solidarity? Where's the intellectual honesty? Sam's confusing the CORRECT claims that if black people were storming the Capitol it would have been different with anecdotal incidents that seem to contradict it. The really confusing part, is that he detailed what the difference was: there wasn't enough police presence for them to behave how they should have, i.e. shooting the fuck out of the terrorists. The connection he failed to make, however, is that if the planned riot (and yes, it was planned and their intel told them this) was going to be comprised of black people, there WOULD have been an appropriate police presence, just like there was on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. One if the reasons was that the racist president tried to stop more forces from fortifying the Capitol. But the fact that they weren't already there shows there had to be others that just didn't view white people as much of a threat... It is a shame that a man as smart as Harris would need this explained to him by a man so far his intellectual inferior like me. A secure, transparent, unhackable election process is completely possible and actually easy, and everyone knows it. We transfer trillions of dollars via phones and other personal electronics every single day with multi-level biosecurity and encryption. We could have a voting system in place that met all those conditions in no time. The problem is that it drastically increases access to voting, and Republicans don't want that, and I think it was egregious omission by Harris not to mention this during his plea. Trump even admitted it saying, "They had things, levels of voting that if you’d ever agreed to it, you’d never have a Republican elected in this country again". Reuters also reported, "As Trump pushes baseless fraud claims, Republicans pledge tougher voting rules" https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-voting-rules-insight/as-trump-pushes-baseless-fraud-claims-republicans-pledge-tougher-voting-rules-idUSKBN28V1DN You're better than this, Sam.

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ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Cats are THE BEST!

I would definitely call this a surprise.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Crap, I didn't see what you wrote. My response would have been: Dick is organic. He's going to have plenty of that to eat in prison.

I would definitely call this a surprise.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Good. Let that seditious motherfucker starve to death. Used to be the days when attacking your own government got you gunned the fuck down. He's lucky.

Was the capitol riot truly an "insurrection"?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

And while we're at it, I'm sad that there isn't any RICO applicable crimes from the list so they could charge every last one of those disgusting motherfuckers with murder.

Was the capitol riot truly an "insurrection"?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

18 U.S. Code § 2383 - Rebellion or insurrection U.S. Code Whoever incites, sets on foot, assists, or engages in any rebellion or insurrection against the authority of the United States or the laws thereof, or gives aid or comfort thereto, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States. That's the actual legal definition, and there is no ambiguity. Trump incited, his fans engaged both against the United States AND the laws of the United States. It's fucking crazy to me that the fucking Republicans are all like, "When we stormed the Capitol building, and smashed the windows and doors, and pissed on the carpeting, and stole government property, and engaged in an armed standoff, and murdered a police officer, and chanted they we wanted to assassinate the Vice President of the United States, was that * technically * an insurrection?" Yes, you dumb motherfuckers, it was.

Damn, and it was such a good story.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Well, maybe if that white supremacist and domestic-terrorism-supporting asshole was at home, someone could have gotten him emergency services and saved his life. All in all, it's a good thing. There's one less Trump supporter spewing vile, racist shit to his friends and family! Still sounds like a good story to me.

Always this...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

What?! There are racist police officers and servicemen? Why I about clutched my pearls straight off my neck.

Pentagon calls sedition on Weds. "First Amendment Protests:" [dailykos.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

The fucking white-supremacist-supporting conservative atheists on this site are calling the leftists "fascists". This can't possibly end peacefully.

@McFlewster and I were having a discussion on a post by @SohnJose about questioning believers.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

The original discussion can be found here: "When I ask a religious friend about the factual accuracy behind the existence of God, they would be ..."

I feel there is a lot of undisclosed racism of people here on this site.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I'll take people who voice anti-racist rhetoric over the blatant racism seen on the right every day of the week. You know, the Trumpers that carry confederate flags, wear Nazi insignia, chant "Jews will not replace us", carry out domestic terrorism with "Camp Auschwitz" hoodies, say "Mexicans are rapists", and openly support a vile, racist president. But you go ahead and keep thinking it's those that 'doth protest too much' that are the * real * problem. SMH Also, not for nothing, but the leader of the * white * supremacist group "The Proud Boys" is Cuban American. I'm not telling him what to identify as, but * HE * is clearly showing he's a proponent of white supremacy...

I just removed the "magazine" as there wasn't enough new posts to have it show up.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 10, 2021:

I was not aware * we * posted to that magazine; I thought you chose posts to feature...

Horned Capitol rioter is ‘failed actor and QAnon conspiracy theorist who lives with his mother’ ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Ah ha ha ha ha. Fuck that dude. I hope he dies in prison.

A question and a request: question: is there an efficient way to browse only recent polls?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 10, 2021:

May I also add how hilarious it is that there are probably very few if any people on this site that could post this poll and have it available to all because of blocks? So fucking ridiculous.

A question and a request: question: is there an efficient way to browse only recent polls?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Blocks do not exist in the Senate. You can make the poll yourself.

More Twitter bans bet more are coming

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Social media Trump is banned from so far is: Amazon Apple Discord Facebook Google Instagram Pinterest Reddit Shopify Snapchat Twitch Twitter Youtube and TikTok has removed all of his videos even though he doesn't personally have an account. Hey Senate Republicans, you spineless piles of shit, how does it feel to know every fucking social media platform in the country has more integrity than you? I hope you all lose your jobs.

A few Star Wars memes.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 10, 2021:

I don't get the first one at all. Is it just meant to be absurd?

Does God exist?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Not to defend the dude being criticized, but being involved in anything increases the possibility of sex. How does this guy not know that? Also, his follow up comments are all fallacious straw men and a fallacy of composition.

Trump, family, members of his cabinet, and death cult supporters having a seditious Anarchists watch...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

I would love to watch them all burn alive.

The ACLU Responds to the Events at the U.S. Capitol Building - YouTube

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

There's a 'no' vote. Apparently this poll is open to the conservative atheists group.

[youtu.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Technically, killing everyone would stop the killing...

Forget about how he got in there, worry about how we're going to get him out.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

We can take him out piece by piece as grill space opens up.

Where there is a will, there is a way.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

That seems legit.

Josh Hawley loses book deal after riots | The View [youtube.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Good, fuck that seditious bitch boy.

Just for comparison, being a numbers guy I hate to just accept a statement without knowing the ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

= law enforcement is racist as fuck.

I am not one for conspiracy theories but this struck me.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Except we're not hearing support from Senate Republicans for conviction of impeachment, so that doesn't sound like it could be right. They could easily condemn the behavior and pledge their support for removal but they haven't and they likely won't. They still support him because they are disgusting piles of shit like all Republicans are these days.

Trump riots: Democrats plan to introduce article of impeachment [bbc.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Plan? Well get the fuck on with it. He's signing a million pardons while we wait.

Oh the stupidity of it all...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

It's because Republicans are fucking idiots.

The latest in MAGA nonsense is that 1984 is now here because Trump's Twitter account was banned.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

I hate Republicans so much.

They got another one

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

He he he

The ACLU Responds to the Events at the U.S. Capitol Building - YouTube

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

I would ask who's going to say no, but there are a lot of people here who * still * support Trump, so...

Speaker Pelosi Consults Top General About Trump and the Nuclear Codes House Speaker Nancy ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Maybe stop fucking around and impeach his ass already? You know that fuckin' pussy Pence ain't gonna do anything; he was too chicken shit to even pick up the phone when you called.

This is brutal! Too soon?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Nope. The truth shouldn't ever be of limits.

Happy Thursday evening Everyone! If you saw yourself as an animal, what would you be?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 7, 2021:

1. Cat if I can have a nice owner. Flying would be fun though. 2. A vibrator? 3. A black hole that can move around? The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Want to hear a joke??? American democracy...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Don't know if it's more funny or sad.

Now what?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 7, 2021:

There are * some people * that think we should hear this guy out. Rational people think he should have been shot in the face when he sieged the Capitol building and attacked our democracy.

LA County paramedics directed not to transport certain patients with low chance of survival | FOX40

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 6, 2021:

But isn't this whole pandemic thing a hoax? This must be those death panels Republicans were warning everyone about. Thank Obama.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 6, 2021:

I'd prefer "the late former Senator Mitch Mcconnell".

Fight! Fight! Fight!

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Probably Godzilla because too many people are still somehow concerned with respecting people's religion.

This could get to be interesting.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Have either of them said a single word about prosecuting him? Don't get your hopes too high.

usa government health conspiracy medicine politics elite corruption education agriculture science ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Fuckin' A. You're right. That was brilliant. Especially the Healthcare one. One of the hospital systems here posted record profits but failed at a lot of stuff miserably.

Third year single! Woohoo...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 5, 2021:

You're doing better than me.

How will the Republicans deal with Donald Trump once he's left office?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 5, 2021:

It'll depend on what moves out makes to allow the Trumpers to stay active following him. If he starts Trump Media Corp, he may have a stranglehold over them for as long as he lives.

No correlation, just the day's distractions.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 5, 2021:

The best part about the first one was the response someone posted...

The law behind the recording of the Trump-Georgia phone call

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 4, 2021:

I think that's the law in a lot of states. Obviously you should check. Either way, EVERY call the president makes is recorded. (Remember the Ukraine collision call that they moved to the special server.) So the leak wasn't necessarily from GA. Anyway, fuck that bitch, I hope he's salty.

Whence the "pandemic"? [dailymail.co.uk]

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Where do you get your news??

TN Church Holds Three-Day COVID Super-Spreader Conference in the Name of Jesus | Hemant Mehta | ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Good!

Debunked: A Strategic Card Game of Logic, Reason, and Nonsense!

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 1, 2021:

That's not at all what I thought it was going to be.

'Truth Straight Up' : ToiletPaperUSA

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 1, 2021:

I would not cry a single tear if all these conservatives got Covid and died.

Modern problems require modern restraining orders

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Don't you know Jesus is only happy if you use his words to oppress others?

Mitch the Bitch, I hope you have a long and painful death

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 1, 2021:

I laughed aloud for like 5 fucking minutes at this.

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity, when many people suffer from a ...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Weird, I thought it was called the Grand Old Party.

Any one else good at plumbing?

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 1, 2021:

You can always use the inside of a Bic pen if something get clogged in your pipes.

[snopes.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Civil War 2 is going to be super deadly.

Auld Lang Syne in an arrangement to get your blood pumping & feet tapping.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 31, 2020:

He's a bad dude.

My sister practically worships her.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Gold-digging cuntliness * is * super classy.