Anyone have any good “online dating horror stories” or funny stories, to share?

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 14, 2018:

3 'dates' in 5 years.

Chat anyone?

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 14, 2018:

My specialty.

Chat anyone?

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I actually don't know how

My social skills aren't exactly finely honed, so i'm wondering if I can get a few takes on this.

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 15, 2018:

If you're awesome, you're awesome. What are you supposed to say?

How about that. Any truth to this?

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Where are these migrant shelters?

Is weight loss surgery a quick fix?

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Quick fixes get s bum rap

Which of the "seven deadly sins" do you most enjoy partaking in or of?

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I'm nothing without sloth

I just realized it's been ages since I've posted anything or had time to even to look at what's ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Be happy that you've things in your life. I'm on here all the time cause there's not much else

Who's your favorite Christian band?

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Where's Sryper?https://youtu.be/RsNhNdnwgZg

That kinda day.

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 20, 2018:

What can't you put on noodles?

Here's everything wrong in America in one story. [rawstory.com]

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Guns. Religion. Male aggression and privilege. America's Trinity

Vegan MYTHS Debunked with Lierre Keith. I found this very interesting. [youtu.be]

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 25, 2018:

A click bait site would have been less painful. Just get to the point.

Watching the Bengals-Browns game. The loser has to stay in Ohio.

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Try having to watch the Cardinals week after week year after year

Wow we just reached another milestone in Singles/Mingle/Chatroom.

Count_Viceroy comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I think success should be measured by our numbers decreasing ?

Many of us think that men and women, on an average, have similar sex drives.

Count_Viceroy comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I'd hesitate to put commercial sex services in the same category as rape, harassment, and violence.

Ok, so not all wildlife in Florida exists mainly to bite you, sting you, try to eat you, or get into...

Count_Viceroy comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I don't know about that, what with its 'horny beak'.

Gender Pay Gap?

Count_Viceroy comments on Dec 17, 2018:

What should we do to get more women to take these jobs? Offer them these jobs

Who among us celebrates every holiday, and wish there were more.

Count_Viceroy comments on Dec 24, 2018:

What do you think Arbor Day is?

Happy New Year all you Heathens?

Count_Viceroy comments on Dec 31, 2018:

What about those of us who are too lazy to change out of our clothes?

I have noticed I'm usually attracted to men from Texas, with some Mexican flair.

Count_Viceroy comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Texas?!? Why not New Mexico?

I was at the beach a few days ago and saw this little guy on my beach towel.

Count_Viceroy comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Weevils are so cute

Is it possible to be an Agnostic/Athiest and also a conservative?

Count_Viceroy comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Ideally, as more and more people lose the need for religion, every kind of asshole is going to be an atheist.

We recently have been doing work in my yard and have found this petrified wood as you can see some ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Feb 2, 2019:

What a nutty world

Screentests for The Monkeys.

Count_Viceroy comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Dammit. I thought it was real monkeys.

What we are up against. But fortunately hopefully 55% felt otherwise. [patheos.com]

Count_Viceroy comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Do these numbers even surprise you?

I have a master's degree I was born to my parents, in an apartment, in Tacoma, WA.

Count_Viceroy comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Thank you

I'm an old guy on a bullet train to becoming my father.

Count_Viceroy comments on Mar 2, 2019:

The best thing about having a teenage son is listening to his generation's music. It's as least as good as my generation's. We listen to the 70s station and marvel that such dreck was written, performed, and thrust upon us. My generation is responsible for Billy Joel. We can never live that down.

This should be required signage!

Count_Viceroy comments on Mar 4, 2019:

He's obviously wearing pants, note the cuffs. And his whole package is out. But his pants aren't pulled down. Did he just pull himself out of his unzipped pants? His scrotum would be enormous to hang out of the zipper hole and dangle past his crotch. Maybe he's wearing yoga pants, which if the case, the child would have run away much sooner. This sign confuses me.

If trump was to be impeached the senate wouldn't convict, but even if they did pence would pardon ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Everything Trump believes pence believes. But he's a better package. If Trump leaves, the media and mainstream Democrats will all breathe a sigh and say that now we can get back to cooperation and proper governance. Let's all be friends. Let's get back to being spineless. It's better that way.

Identity politics It seems to be the trend now that everyone is group.

Count_Viceroy comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I liked it better when we could ignore groups of people. It stinks that previously disenfranchised people got together to demand some regard.

If you were given a time card from the day you were born, and it told you how long you had to live, ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'd just feel even more shitty about myself for still fucking things up

I came into existence by happenstance with an indeterminant probability and I will die by ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Christianity is a fraud because it's a religion.

Most would agree with this editorial cartoon I suspect. [anticap.files.wordpress.com]

Count_Viceroy comments on Mar 31, 2019:

It's sad that the digital age has elevated the level of sloth to the point where I'm too lazy to click on a link.

US judge: School's rule for girls to wear skirts breaks law.

Count_Viceroy comments on Mar 31, 2019:

When does traditional values regarding clothing start? I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't wear underwear. Nether did Mary wear a bra.

[agnostic.

Count_Viceroy comments on Mar 31, 2019:

"almost inclined". You sound committed.

Hello, new to the group. Thought I'd share some of my work. ? The first one is my most recent.

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 1, 2019:

I always thought BamBam was a jerk

Just wanted to say that I finally managed to find access to the Star Trek the animated series of ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 2, 2019:

One of my life's great mistakes was to be too cool to watch these when they were on originally.

It's OK everyone.

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Color me mollified

Good morning and happy Friday! A friend of mine posted a question about favorite childhood smells ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 5, 2019:

The brain cell killing smell of exhaust from an old school city bus.

Hints of mysterious religion discovered in world’s highest lake

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 7, 2019:

I don't get the sacrifice nonsense. My stuff is mine.

Ocala, Fla. mayor and councilor clash over ‘Confederate Memorial Day.’ - The Washington Post

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 7, 2019:

If we hand out Participation Trophies to those civil war fetishists, it might mollify them for a while and shut them the fuck up.

Any Hulu users check out the A&E series "Cults and Extreme Beliefs"? Interesting but hard to watch.

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I'm in. I'll try this weekend

What do you guys thing on feminism ruining classical literature, cinema and drama?

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Maybe it deserves to be ruined

I was on the road last night. Do you prefer hotels with or without breakfast?

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I have a soft spot for crappy food. The worst part of going plant based is all the shitty meals I'm missing out on.

What can I say to my daughter?

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Liberty University might be cheaper

Double standard...why is the word penis used a lot in comedy shows but the word vagina is taboo?

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Penis is just a funnier word. Why make a joke about Scottsdale when you have Oxnard?

I am relatively new to the atheist world.

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Point of contention. We can't prove there is no god. We can assert that there is no evidence to prove a god. They aren't the same.

???????????????

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I know this one! It's because he was ***resurrected!***

"Atheism deserves better than the new atheists whose methodology consists of criticizing religion ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 27, 2019:

This also puts a high burden on the religious. In order to be a believer, you must understand deeply, consider context, know where exceptions are, study reflective theology, ignore history, and be averse to criticism. Surely we can then dismiss casual believers who were merely brought up in faith. Posers!

That ever so loving God has a wicked penchant for vengeance and gleefully so.

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 27, 2019:

You're just taking things out of context. The new testament is a new covenant. If you look at the original wording, it means something else entirely. It's allegorical.

Numbers 29:13 (NRSV): You shall offer a burnt offering, an offering by fire, a pleasing odor to the ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Did they at least get to eat it after god got a sniff?

How do you de-stress?

Count_Viceroy comments on May 8, 2019:

I bundle all my stress up into a little dense ball that dwells deep inside my diaphragm. There it sits quietly, until like the inside of a golf ball, it unwinds violently, making breathing feel impossible. It's a pretty good system.

Conspiracy theory on James Comey tweet cancels NorCal charter school festival - SFChronicle.com

Count_Viceroy comments on May 10, 2019:

A tragedy diverted. Stay alert!

For previous believers, what was it that made you unconvinced about god and religion?

Count_Viceroy comments on May 13, 2019:

What a dumb ass plan for saving peoples' souls. Start in the middle East and let it spread slowly by word of mouth?

I have recently discovered David Benatar.

Count_Viceroy comments on May 15, 2019:

I wouldn't mourn the loss of the human species. The Earth is just as marvelous, if not more, without us.

I love movies that lampoon religion or put an interesting twist on the norm.

Count_Viceroy comments on May 18, 2019:

I just saw "Hail Satan?" on Wednesday. Have you seen Jesus Camp?

Are we (progressives) giving Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez too much praise?

Count_Viceroy comments on May 19, 2019:

You must know that The Blaze is Glenn Beck's thing?

Well got to my office for 07:30, I have been abandoned as my officemate has packed her job in, so I ...

Count_Viceroy comments on May 22, 2019:

Sounds like it already is

is cybering the same as sex?

Count_Viceroy comments on May 30, 2019:

If it was I'd be doing it

We can all live without God, but what is one thing you can't live without?

Count_Viceroy comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Knowing I'm going to die

Washington Post’s Richard Cohen comes to the defense of Linda Fairstein, overseer of the Central ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Best line in the story..."She is part of a system that’s not broken, it was built to be this way. It was built to oppress; it was built to control."

Can't get enough of North America's silk moths?

Count_Viceroy comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Oh to see a Luna moth! There's not even one of those trees here in Tucson, I'd bet. 😣

Two lovely new 5th instar Eastern Tiger Swallowtail caterpillars on Wild Black Cherry (Prunus ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Jul 7, 2019:

One of the many things I've wanted to see since I was a kid.

It is Art reception day. I am super excited!

Count_Viceroy comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Yay you!

Scenes around the garden: Black Swallowtail larvae on Fennel Monarch, adult, on Coneflower ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Jul 19, 2019:

So much going on! What a great time of year

Insectra, HELP!! I found these munching on my Lilacs.

Count_Viceroy comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Such a cool find!

Date site protocol/preferences

Count_Viceroy comments on Feb 11, 2018:

I'm generally depressed and feel pretty undesirable. So getting ignored helps feed my internal mythology. It helps to confirm how I feel about myself. So yeah... Ignore me.

Happy Father's Day to fellow nonreligious fathers, and a question for you.

Count_Viceroy comments on Jun 18, 2018:

I was so happy when my son at age 4 cursed god for allowing his foot to get infected. His view of god at the time was similar to that of the Easter Bunny and Santa. But he figured out that god was a dick, which led to the next logical step that he didn't exist.

Is it hot where you are?

Count_Viceroy comments on Jun 18, 2018:

Aww. Billy goats!

Who here has had a root canal? Please tell me about your experience, good and bad.

Count_Viceroy comments on Jun 19, 2018:

Whoever thought up the name "root canal" was an idiot. It sounds horrible. I had one. Don't remember anything about it. That's how traumatic it was.

What are you most insecure about?

Count_Viceroy comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Myself

"Silly, random & fun" Silly: every time I try to grow my hair out to wax I can't get past the ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I thought your story was heading towards having jalepeño juice on your hands while waxing. The horror!

I did some stuff today.

Count_Viceroy comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Back in the 20th century you didn't have your incels, Fanboys, gamer gaters, MAGA dudes, faux-feminist fuckboys, men's rights crybabies, alpha males, sensitive yoga guys...the list goes on. You have such a smorgasbord of dating choices in the new millennium.i envy the position you're in.

I am officially, (we actually got out the measuring tape this time) the shortest person in my ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Jun 27, 2018:

5' 4" ?

Random thought.

Count_Viceroy comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Every March 10 is MAR10. Mario day! Nobody ever gets me anything.

Can anyone do this in only four words?

Count_Viceroy comments on Jun 30, 2018:

I found my way. (Not a true story)

Any Latinos in the group?

Count_Viceroy comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Here's one

It's a bittersweet day.

Count_Viceroy comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Sorry about your trailer

What's a memory from childhood that proved to be erroneous when re-examined from an adult ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Crust is healthier

Cool app! Like and comment so I can move up please

Count_Viceroy comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Ok!

Just back from a visit to the Tofurky facilities in Hood River Or.

Count_Viceroy comments on Aug 14, 2018:

So jealous

What kind of reptile species scare you?

Count_Viceroy comments on Aug 18, 2018:

The Gorn! Yikes! "I will be merciful and quick"

What one physical feature would you change about yourself?

Count_Viceroy comments on Aug 22, 2018:

A new being

Things that cause me anxiety...

Count_Viceroy comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I would change 'things I said 5 years ago" to "everything I've ever said ever". Otherwise the list is perfect.

What is the most agreed upon truth that exists?

Count_Viceroy comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Things do stuff

Today is my 48th.

Count_Viceroy comments on Sep 4, 2018:

That's ok about the pic. I'm a little drink looking at it

How many of you live near national monuments or landmarks yet haven't visited them?

Count_Viceroy comments on Sep 17, 2018:

We're surrounded. Saguaro national Park. Ironwood national Forest . Chiracahua. Organ pipe. Casa grande. Tumacacori. Haven't been to casa grande. You should get to the chiricahuas

Rigby has a new catnip banana. He's smitten.

Count_Viceroy comments on Sep 18, 2018:

That bedspread!

I just don't understand how people can stand being alone.

Count_Viceroy comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I try to see my loneliness as a disease, like diabetes. It's just something I've been afflicted with and must live with. I have to accept it, and carry on. This seems to help me when I see it this way.

Went to my cousins today to learn a little bit about fx makeup as I decided to have fun as Captain ...

Count_Viceroy comments on Oct 8, 2018:

That last photo took a dark turn

What's the most relaxing thing you do after a long work day? Mine is sleep or eat and play games.

Count_Viceroy comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Nothing beats a nap. Nothing

What are you really good at that you wouldn't put on your C. V?

Count_Viceroy comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I can sleep anywhere at any time.

So what are you going to be for Halloween?

Count_Viceroy comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Greenzo!

Me? A new van.. And you?

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 1, 2018:

A decent car for my son. Maybe an accordion

What is your favorite Halloween themed music video?

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 1, 2018:

https://youtu.be/A6V2oCX3Hn4

Good (IMHO) deep dish pizza I made today.

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I've never seen its equal

In universities, there are 12 Democrat professors for every Republican, striking!!!

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 4, 2018:

"Democratic professors". That's how you should be saying it. Your use of the word "democrat' betrays your bias and\or ignorance

Today has been a bit rough.

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Sorry for your loss, and thank you for sharing the painting.

People do meet on this site.

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Yay you!

Cats: Love. Me: 30.

Count_Viceroy comments on Nov 18, 2018:

What is it about cats that causes such antipathy?