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Some have asked about Yorkshire .

Merseyman1 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Hey, you stupid Hitler! Did you know that the Industrial revolution started in Lancashire and they have the best if not the only Textile Schools in the UK? Sure not, you only cared about killing, conquering and mocking Chaplin! ?

Diogenes replies on Mar 28, 2019:

What, you forgot Gracie Fields!

My message for this morning is, I had a reasonable day yesterday, with progress, and I would like ...

Amisja comments on Mar 27, 2019:

You too. Mine is an annual leave day

Diogenes replies on Mar 28, 2019:

Great! Make sure you alot time to have some fun.

Sadly, the country's electoral college system voted in Trump and...

genessa comments on Mar 27, 2019:

the country did not vote in trump. the electoral college did. the country gave hillary clinton almost three million more votes than they gave trump. however, not all of the votes counted the same way. for example (one of many), one vote from a citizen in wyoming has the same weight as 3.6 votes ...

Diogenes replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Stop!!! Do you want morons that are too stupid to vote, voting anyway?

It's so predictable.

Alvinsmama comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I stopped medicating and started tapping. Go to You Tube and pick up Brad Yates video. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. The last time I watched the video was a few weeks ago. I have since slept well, or at least a lot better, since then. I was on 2 mg. of lorazepam a night. ...

Diogenes replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Alvinsmama "Lose weight"- no secret: eat the proper food and, even that, less of it. In a few minutes, I'm taking my copious gluteous maximus down to the gymn- something I have been doing for years.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you, he really is an ...

Diogenes comments on Mar 27, 2019:

... and what Socrates said at his trial, before he had to drink his hemlock-cocktail, "I am wise enough to know that there are subjects that I am ignorant of, the average Athenian isn't."- Excuse please; that is my version of his quote; been a long time since I've read it.

Diogenes replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Robecology Yes; I was jsut lazy when I wrote that comment.

It's so predictable.

Alvinsmama comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I stopped medicating and started tapping. Go to You Tube and pick up Brad Yates video. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. The last time I watched the video was a few weeks ago. I have since slept well, or at least a lot better, since then. I was on 2 mg. of lorazepam a night. ...

Diogenes replies on Mar 28, 2019:

I am NOT a pill junkie- and I am already taking too many pills. A direct approach would be to get rid of the stress- that goes right to the cause. Anyway- big thanks for your response!

There is nothing which can better deserve your patronage, than the promotion of science and ...

Freedompath comments on Mar 28, 2019:

...and not just ‘public happiness,’ but personal satisfaction. We are much less likely to be bored with living.

Diogenes replies on Mar 28, 2019:

Yep, that too.

I can hardly wait for this to happen, not!

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I just wish technology would stop changing and give us a few moments to catch our breath.

Diogenes replies on Mar 28, 2019:

Oh, so "YES". I agree. When learing how to send the message is more important than the actual message- there is something desperatelly wrong.

Bullshit. Teathugliscums care only about Rich people.

Moravian comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Stupid enough to vote for him !!

Diogenes replies on Mar 27, 2019:

RIGGHHHTTT ON!

Barr submits his summary

bobwjr comments on Mar 26, 2019:

LMAO funny but true

Diogenes replies on Mar 26, 2019:

Guess I am not in the game---don't see anything "funny" about it.

In praise of women and youth and courage against far right extremists.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Followed by the Soviet Union putting her country under an iron thumb.

Diogenes replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99, @NJSnarky Unbelievable the number of so-called "war" murders!

In praise of women and youth and courage against far right extremists.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Followed by the Soviet Union putting her country under an iron thumb.

Diogenes replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@NJSnarky, @WonderWartHog99 Yes, I have seen that.

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be....Abraham Lincoln.

Diogenes comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Then why did Mr. Lincoln's wife, Mary, go insane after their son's and his death. Maybe she wasn't "positive" enough! He, apparently, had long periods of depression as the war dragged on.------ sorry Link, ya got it very wrong.

Diogenes replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@Freedompath It is my wish that you have a good morning. Yes, you are right 'safety' by being a sheeple, and not raising one's head. A consideration: a person can back up only so far-then there is no longer any more room to back up. I've forgotten who said it, "If a person is willing to give up their freedom for safety, they deserve neither."

Trump bashes McCain for not thanking him for funeral. Seriously!?

Diogenes comments on Mar 25, 2019:

There are not enough words in any dictionary or language to describe Trump.

Diogenes replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow He is one stupid beasty!

An old one; maybe someone has not heard it. Why do Jehovah's Witness not have sex standing up?

SkotlandSkye comments on Mar 24, 2019:

JWs dance. They don’t “dirty dance” but they dance. I think this joke was originally about some other religion. There are ones that actually don’t dance of any sort.

Diogenes replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@Aryn Ya, thanks. That is also 'my' out of date news. I didn't look it up and I had forgotten the name. Yes, I rememberd that it had been recycled.

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be....Abraham Lincoln.

Diogenes comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Then why did Mr. Lincoln's wife, Mary, go insane after their son's and his death. Maybe she wasn't "positive" enough! He, apparently, had long periods of depression as the war dragged on.------ sorry Link, ya got it very wrong.

Diogenes replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@Freedompath You hit the nail on the head. 'Seriously' and I am never 'patronizing'. Next, this is supposed to bring a laugh: "I am a 'criminal'- I got a traffic ticket '20 years ago' for being slight over the speed limit, there was no accident" To clariffy this- I lead a rather boring life. Without spending time to write volumes about this, I will give you some idea of what is going on. Where I live is not a crime area. The house across the highway was sold in 2013. It was so well decorated and clean inside that the real estate company kept it on the net with the caveat that it had been sold. The criminals moved in------ and the fucking fun began. The BOOMING from their gigantic boom box rattled my windows- from across a HIGHWAY! I, and the neighbours, called the police many times- no arrests were made. After months of this, I went over to tell them to stop it. I had two of them on me plus their German Sheppard. One year after, the police raided the place. They were arrested for baby porn, holding an underage girl for prostitution, drug offences, weapons offences. In the meantime, if this even matters, they had wrecked the house. We are talking about the bottom feeders BELOW the bottom feeders. Then 2 years after, the Toronto Star recorded the truth, they reinvented their own news. I was the initiator and the criminals, had been unjustly treated. Their lawyer had gotten charged with perjury already once. It goes on--- and the drug dealers have more money than I have

This is for real!

KKGator comments on Mar 24, 2019:

He should have been murdered in his crib.

Diogenes replies on Mar 25, 2019:

What "crib"- he was hatched in some swamp wasn't he?

Trump bashes McCain for not thanking him for funeral. Seriously!?

OldGoat43 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Our childish president is upset because people don't acknowledge his generosity for spending other people's money for a funeral for a national hero. If he committed suicide we would all acknowledge his passing with parades and parties. Lots of parties. Isn't that good enough?

Diogenes replies on Mar 25, 2019:

Yes, and all thinking people would be willing to donate as much as they could afford for the fantastic party

An old one; maybe someone has not heard it. Why do Jehovah's Witness not have sex standing up?

SkotlandSkye comments on Mar 24, 2019:

JWs dance. They don’t “dirty dance” but they dance. I think this joke was originally about some other religion. There are ones that actually don’t dance of any sort.

Diogenes replies on Mar 24, 2019:

Okay, I'll try again. This one is also one that had been used, before it was applied to Texas. I haven't looked this up so I don't even know if I have the name correct, Governor of Texas, Richardson (?) supposedly said, "If English was good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for all people in Texas."

An old one; maybe someone has not heard it. Why do Jehovah's Witness not have sex standing up?

Aryn comments on Mar 24, 2019:

It was originally Baptist. That joke is at least 100 years old.

Diogenes replies on Mar 24, 2019:

That makes it 10 years younger than me!

An old one; maybe someone has not heard it. Why do Jehovah's Witness not have sex standing up?

josh_is_exciting comments on Mar 24, 2019:

It's been awhile since I heard it. Love it!

Diogenes replies on Mar 24, 2019:

Yep.

I believe it's commendable to "climb the mountain", but a big help would be to 'know where the ...

cava comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Maybe that mountain is you.

Diogenes replies on Mar 24, 2019:

Yes, that too.

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be....Abraham Lincoln.

Diogenes comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Then why did Mr. Lincoln's wife, Mary, go insane after their son's and his death. Maybe she wasn't "positive" enough! He, apparently, had long periods of depression as the war dragged on.------ sorry Link, ya got it very wrong.

Diogenes replies on Mar 24, 2019:

Freedompath, Thanks. For most of my life I have been the sucker, with no street-smarts, but now I try to see the same things that the cognitive people can see. And yes, I keep a journal and try to explore ALL the good and bad angles of a situation. Even then, let it sit for a few days.

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be....Abraham Lincoln.

Diogenes comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Then why did Mr. Lincoln's wife, Mary, go insane after their son's and his death. Maybe she wasn't "positive" enough! He, apparently, had long periods of depression as the war dragged on.------ sorry Link, ya got it very wrong.

Diogenes replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Marionville Thanks

What’s my IQ?

Cast1es comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Anyone can play , but with this as your opponent , even if you win , you'll loose .

Diogenes replies on Mar 24, 2019:

yes

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be....Abraham Lincoln.

Diogenes comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Then why did Mr. Lincoln's wife, Mary, go insane after their son's and his death. Maybe she wasn't "positive" enough! He, apparently, had long periods of depression as the war dragged on.------ sorry Link, ya got it very wrong.

Diogenes replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Marionville, @Freedompath I think too much!!!! Then the question is, "Do I have the copacity to think at all?" I guess its the ancestral Irish in me, I can't resist the temptation to pillor myself and joke- even when I 'may' be down. Your points well taken!

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be....Abraham Lincoln.

Diogenes comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Then why did Mr. Lincoln's wife, Mary, go insane after their son's and his death. Maybe she wasn't "positive" enough! He, apparently, had long periods of depression as the war dragged on.------ sorry Link, ya got it very wrong.

Diogenes replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Marionville Okay! To be 100% 'truthful', (I am truthful, at times, even though it 'disorients' me) I have not done what I should have done in this life. I used to volunteer at the food bank- but not anymore- at times depression gets a strange hold on me. The Minonittes here do some wonderful work around the world, such as water treatment, food and helping with farm production. Although they are religious, I would rather talk with them than some self-centered being that is totally ignorant of anything. ... and big thanks for doing 'my' share of the work- work that 'I' should have been doing myself. One last point, as far as I know, their food containers DOESN'T say, "This food was brought to you by god". (that would be their version of god, so this in essence, would be a bribe to recruit) Thank you for your message!

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be....Abraham Lincoln.

Diogenes comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Then why did Mr. Lincoln's wife, Mary, go insane after their son's and his death. Maybe she wasn't "positive" enough! He, apparently, had long periods of depression as the war dragged on.------ sorry Link, ya got it very wrong.

Diogenes replies on Mar 23, 2019:

@Marionville Before I am off here for the day- 'no, no and another no', I am not trying to get in the "last word". LOL. Seriously, you, not being forced to stagger through the muck, have had the disadvantage of having a hole in your "education" (please don't get angry). I don't claim to have Trump's 156 IQ,( ha, ha,) but I am smart enough to know that there are lessons in both, the negative and the positive- although I have too often seen that the Yin and Yang have gone out of balance.

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be....Abraham Lincoln.

Diogenes comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Then why did Mr. Lincoln's wife, Mary, go insane after their son's and his death. Maybe she wasn't "positive" enough! He, apparently, had long periods of depression as the war dragged on.------ sorry Link, ya got it very wrong.

Diogenes replies on Mar 23, 2019:

@Marionville It is reported, whether true or not, that during the famin that the Irish satirized their situation. This in no way prevented their deaths- and their jokes probably brought agreement and jeers- not happy laughter.

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be....Abraham Lincoln.

Diogenes comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Then why did Mr. Lincoln's wife, Mary, go insane after their son's and his death. Maybe she wasn't "positive" enough! He, apparently, had long periods of depression as the war dragged on.------ sorry Link, ya got it very wrong.

Diogenes replies on Mar 23, 2019:

@Marionville I am sorry, VERY SORRY, to hear about your son's death; I DO have empathy! I also agree with you 100% that looking for the positive side of the day makes rational sense- anybody that can only find the negative option needs to see a 'shrink'. On the REAL side of this, I have events, NOT of my own making, that have dragged me down for years, time after time.----- Nice to be cloistered- nice to be comfortable! Everyone comes to an end- some people never live- before the cardinal event takes place. NOT trying to be arguementative, because you do put things on here that are worthy of thought- on the other hand, stagger through the muck for YEARS and see if that changes your outlook. That is why I have a frothing hate for criminals like Trump---- I have met every last fucking one of his type.

Union dues. Why GM had layoffs! Will he ever shut up? [labor411.org]

Tooreen comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Trump is a symptom not the disease

Diogenes replies on Mar 23, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow So right!

His illegal behavior goes way back..

readyforfun2024 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

i think some people voted for him out of pure greed fully aware of his past. he promised jobs and reduced taxes for the average American so ergo a vote cast for dt

Diogenes replies on Mar 22, 2019:

Yes, the fool promising the fools, with promises that he had no intention of keeping.

Truth cannot be denied!??

Athena comments on Mar 20, 2019:

I'm not afraid of cockroaches, I just find them disgusting. Just like I feel about Trump.

Diogenes replies on Mar 21, 2019:

@Athena Ha, ha.

SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH TRUMP! He's still breathing!

OldGoat43 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I still remember the pain and tears from when the Kennedy brothers were assassinated, but then I wonder what it would be like if something like that happened to our national orange figurehead.

Diogenes replies on Mar 21, 2019:

Hell ya, where would all the money come from for the huge cellebration- balloons, cake, the happy celebration? A song- The Ugly Oger is Dead. I don't know if there is such a song, but it would be appropriate.

Truth cannot be denied!??

Athena comments on Mar 20, 2019:

I'm not afraid of cockroaches, I just find them disgusting. Just like I feel about Trump.

Diogenes replies on Mar 21, 2019:

Not even the cockroaches would associate with Trump.

Truth cannot be denied!??

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Anyone else just experience deja vu with an old Kingston Trio song: "They're rioting in Africa, they're starving in Spain, there's hurricanes in Florida, and Texas needs rain. The whole world is festering with unhappy souls, the French hate the Germans the Germans hate the Poles. Italians hate ...

Diogenes replies on Mar 21, 2019:

Never paid too much to some of their words- but loved their music. WHERE has music gone? There was so much of it, and like you quoted, words with meaning. Now nothing!

'Ya think there might have been a photo shop?

TheDoubter comments on Mar 18, 2019:

it's all good, clean fun

Diogenes replies on Mar 20, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Irish joke: If ya hafta tell the truth, it's hardly worthwhile talking.

Men are nearly always willing to believe what they wish.

Diogenes comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Are you hitting on "men" now? First thing in the morning even! LOL. Please laugh. Good to see you. Yesterday thought maybe I should have kept my opinions to myself. If something doesn't need to be said: solution, don't say it. 04:00 in the morning here and another sleepless night.

Diogenes replies on Mar 20, 2019:

@Marionville and Fernapple-- First of all- I thought there would be a few hundred half-wits calling me a "racist". Hey, ya can't go around comparing "people of colour" with people who have 'no colour', and are therefor invisible. I know that you have understood that I was talking about mumble-brained, ACCEPTED stupidity. I have 'good friends'---not token friends--- of all shades. They are all smart and good natured. (damn, gotta figure out why they talk with me---- ain't got neither.) If I was in so-called "darkest Africa", I would be the "white guy". I sure as hell wouldn't be, "the guy of the colour white". Even educated black people laugh at all this frothy politically-correct nonsense.

SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH TRUMP! He's still breathing!

Freedompath comments on Mar 19, 2019:

What a pity...

Diogenes replies on Mar 20, 2019:

Yep

Men are nearly always willing to believe what they wish.

Diogenes comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Are you hitting on "men" now? First thing in the morning even! LOL. Please laugh. Good to see you. Yesterday thought maybe I should have kept my opinions to myself. If something doesn't need to be said: solution, don't say it. 04:00 in the morning here and another sleepless night.

Diogenes replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@Marionville I am going to agree with you. Decades ago the issue of political-correctness was amusing, now this moronic avocation is well overdone. In Ontario, The Hag, the former premier of some dubeous orientation, was going to change pronouns on government forms to "ze". "Ze", got voted out! While Ze was education minister, her deputy minister was arrested for child molestation charges. ... I am going to put myself up as a target again. I being a "person of colour", a sorta worn-out, grey-pinkey colour, wonder what that term means. What would be the comparison; what would a person with no colour look like? Are there that many invisible people running around? Using that term is doubly insulting. First, it is moronic; second, it assumes that the recipient is as dumb as the deliverer. So there is my rant of the day!

Men are nearly always willing to believe what they wish.

Diogenes comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Are you hitting on "men" now? First thing in the morning even! LOL. Please laugh. Good to see you. Yesterday thought maybe I should have kept my opinions to myself. If something doesn't need to be said: solution, don't say it. 04:00 in the morning here and another sleepless night.

Diogenes replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@Fernapple, @Freedompath Ya, I went o bed at about 11:00, looked at the dark ceiling for a few hours, and like you, went over all my very long list of worries. Now I am in the coffee shop. Lots of non-fun!

Men are nearly always willing to believe what they wish.

Diogenes comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Are you hitting on "men" now? First thing in the morning even! LOL. Please laugh. Good to see you. Yesterday thought maybe I should have kept my opinions to myself. If something doesn't need to be said: solution, don't say it. 04:00 in the morning here and another sleepless night.

Diogenes replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@Fernapple Hell, I always say too much.

Men are nearly always willing to believe what they wish.

Diogenes comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Are you hitting on "men" now? First thing in the morning even! LOL. Please laugh. Good to see you. Yesterday thought maybe I should have kept my opinions to myself. If something doesn't need to be said: solution, don't say it. 04:00 in the morning here and another sleepless night.

Diogenes replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@Marionville "Humans"- well that's 'almost' me- but on some days I wonder. LOL Ah, just some more dark humour! Don't take it too seriously!

You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ...

IamNobody comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Yes, we are wired to think that way....if I had done this in my 20s, etc. Instead it should be, what can/should I do today so I won't complain about it 10 years from now.

Diogenes replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@IamNobody I don't "lose my glasses", especially when there is beer in them. ... an' happy Trump trolling.

When you don't speak Dutch... ????

RPardoe comments on Mar 17, 2019:

At least she says "please"....*AUB*

Diogenes replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@Marcel3405 Yes,"alstublieft" means please. Also "alsjeblieft" is a variant of that word.

When you don't speak Dutch... ????

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Some English speaking children actually say that at one point... Or something similar.. "I hate you, mom !" ??

Diogenes replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@JackPedigo I can't find the nederlandse word, sorry. I believe, right or wrong, that the word you hear as "hate" means "am". Ik "hate" Hans. I am Hans.

'Ya think there might have been a photo shop?

TheDoubter comments on Mar 18, 2019:

it's all good, clean fun

Diogenes replies on Mar 19, 2019:

Trump is not "good". Trump is not "clean".

I'll say it again..

LucyLoohoo comments on Mar 18, 2019:

That's one of those brilliant phrases which is just realistic! Religion's been used in tryannical conquests before and it'll happen again. This fact is pretty high up on my list of reasons why religion's unnecessary, cruel and divisive.

Diogenes replies on Mar 19, 2019:

The three crusades were all fun and games--- except for all the people that were being murdered! Religion is a very sick avocation. Anybody trying to walk on water will find that they will get water up their nose.

'Ya think there might have been a photo shop?